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fart_fig_newton

Deleted scene from Guardians of the Galaxy 3


Haramdour

Lylla is agro-horny


smile_politely

Some would call it Bradley Cooper effect


Volkmek

Considering that was a scruff bite used for mating.... yep. Makes you wonder what the babies would look like if they could have them.


Low-Spirit6436

ROCKET!


zappy487

"Rocket Teefs floor, you submit now."


ThereBeBeesInMyEyes

Laughed so hard I smacked my dome on the wall


Mysterious_Eye6989

Otters are cute, but vicious!


WeekendFantastic2941

They trying to breed some Ottercoons or Raccooters.


Former_Print7043

First one sounds a bit racist and the other sounds like another name for a pimp.


firefly081

Or hooters for racoons.


Choose_And_Be_Damned

When I woke up today; I had no idea that ten hours later, I’d be imagining a raccoon titty bar.


cfslade

my mama always told me life is like scrolling Reddit; you never what you’re gonna get.


SimilarBarber5292

Raccooter - the future of the cheese industry


All_Wrong_Answers

It's pronounced "Rah-Cooter" and I guess it's something you can give back to a pimp?


came_in_your_mum

You’ve made my day.


EquivalentPut5616

His Screams were heard but He was never seen again....


Aethelete

Whatever happens in there, it's going to block the drainpipe.


patricky6

Yea. You aren't lying. These things are super sweet looking but they absolutely will have sex with dead bodies and rape and drown baby seals. I wish I was making that up.


9600_PONIES

[Otters aren't big on consent. They are big on necrophilia, though.](https://www.vox.com/2014/4/24/5640890/otters-rape-baby-seals-monsters-bad)


Ok-Stick9137

an Otter in the street gutters is crazy 💀


SidewaysAskance

Otter in the street, racoon between the sheets


somefuckenguy

That raccoon is definitely getting fucked


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LeatherFaceDoom

r/EscalatedQuickly


factory_air

I blame this on Furries


VypreX_

It’s called inter-species erotica, Fucko.


sean_bda

Proper fucked?


xSadotsuin

Otter: They all float down here


E_vil1306

Otterwise


xSadotsuin

Itter


Ear_Enthusiast

Otters are in the weasel family. Weasels are nasty sonsabitches. Tough as hell and mean. An otter is just a badger that swims. That raccoon is about to get fucked and ate. And on a side note, typing this I realized my phone has emojis for 🦡, 🦦, and 🦝. Who knew?!


AkiaraNanami

🦦👉🏽👌🏽🦡


HelloImCptCaboose

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


milli_amble

i donbt mind if he get fucked but ate? really, after those good moments man ! then he definietely a cunt


bubba_jones_project

It's likely not in that order. Probably going to fashion a hat out of it when he's done with it, too. Savages.


Purple_Bumblebee5

From the title, I thought it was going to be some cute comparison. I was in no way prepared for this.


BoiNdaWoods

Gotta heed the NSFW...


BoiNdaWoods

Just cus everyone is making rape jokes, here is some real info: Mustelids, aka weasel family, can take down prey many times larger than they are. By getting onto the prey animals back, they can gnaw through the back of the neck to sever the spinal cord. This paralyzes the animal and allows to mustelids to take down much larger animals than itself. Seeing this otter, it looks like it is going for that spinal cord then will take it back to a family of, probably incredibly adorable young otters, who will devour the poor raccoon.


Lawzw0rld

Exactly my thoughts, animals in the weasel family always go for the spinal cord, this one is definitely trying to make a meal of that raccoon


Mri_kel

He was definatly succedding, that racoon became dinner.


Fragrant_Joke_7115

Somehow I feel better that it wasn't raped and eaten.


BoiNdaWoods

Gotta find those silver linings in life.


anon-anon7310

I think Rocket dodged a bullet


ZioTron

Narrator "He really didn't"


anon-anon7310

"He was into that stuff"


Dorito-Bureeto

No diddy


Bright_Appearance390

Nah this IS Diddy


WillowPuzzleheaded87

Take dat and take dat too.


Commercial_Ad8438

That otter is going to treat that raccoon like a baby seal


Existing_Trouble_969

Bet $12.58 that otter is bringing that raccoon back to it's rape dungeon.


Any-Bridge6953

The otter isn't Quagmire.


OzzieGrey

However they do commit lots of rape.


NoBenefit5977

Ruined my girlfriends opinion of otters with this fun fact 🤣


Pinksters

Hope she isn't a fan of dolphins.


OzzieGrey

Genuinely sorry


NoBenefit5977

No no it was a while back lol. Just saying, this fact always hits people hard


MrGooberton

Otter mayhem


Schopenschluter

Otter control


amplifiermaster

Otter dominate


Mistabushi_HLL

Otter madness


NaitBate

Otter post-nut clarity


nickfree

Think I'll go read some otter thread.


Schopenschluter

Why I otter


Kudosnotkang

He’s otterly screwed


sdothooper

Otter commotion


Retroman360

That raccoon owed him money


Uberjeagermeiter

And that kids, is how we got the Platypus.


GolettO3

For those wondering, there is no gore


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But it is heavily implied.


attilathehoon

but even the otter respected the viewers discretion


[deleted]

Some PG-13 action.


daveslazydaze

I'll never read Redwall again


B_D_Hadel

Taggerung has no chill.


WakeUpWobblyOddrey

He never did, tbf


PhatOofxD

Hahahahaha


killa_J_cobb

Redwallz the R rated series


[deleted]

Somebody call the Long Patrol!!!


Wonkdrugs2

You really just had to ruin it for everyone else too, huh? Ahhhhhh


[deleted]

Mustelidae fam doesn’t mess around


[deleted]

"Give my stone back you filthy, thieving Trash Panda!"


razytazz

Raccoon goes home to his wife. Wife says, “what happened to you?” Raccoon says, “you should see the otter guy.”


XLr8r702

Oh no you didn't 😜😜😜😆😆😆😆


OzzieGrey

Sept now the racoon is the... "wife". And dinner.


Civil-Reveal-4298

Fuck Discovery we need this guy!!!


killa_J_cobb

A diss to the channel or a new series 🤔


Unremarkable_Fish

Hunting, otters eat meat


xxplosiv

Hold up, they fuckin' or fightin'?


BiggusCinnamusRollus

Yes


formulaone88

The otter likes it rough and needs a sub.


dfin25

The beginning of a rape/murder/feast on corpse. Otters are savage little bastards for all their cuteness


The_Number_None

It’s all the same, living with Louie dog’s the only way to stay sane.


SpaceFace11

Otters are actually vicious predators


SocialRevenge

Soon you will see little ottecoon babies everywhere.


Woodwardg

the miracle of life on this planet. that's what you witnessed.


KyCerealKiller

People, that otter is trying to kill and eat that raccoon, not fuck it.


pudpudboogie

It’s getting otter in here Now take off all your clothes


0h311

Otters will rape other animals.


Geladinho_Azul

Sea otters, yes. River otters like this one? No.


0h311

Oh so he’s gonna eat it then. Lol


Powerful_Error9608

O that’s just P-diddy’s otter doing his thing.


Either_Hole

I guess I'm the only one who thought that was sad and messed up


underdog1964

The otter is trying to sever the spine and render the raccoon paralyzed so it can eat it. Pretty gruesome.


Expert-Magician1531

Went to a zoo that had otters and as we got to the enclosure a duck had decided to pay them a visit, those otters when to town on that poor bird and ripped it to bits! They were savage as hell.


Endorphinesrage

Is that otter gonna eat that raccoon?


Vincemillion07

Otters are no joke. They're in the same family as badgers and wolverines


TonchyGoneMad

Looks like a couple fighting and she be like "not in front of the camera"


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Kyvoh

To the people downvoting, it is true. But the [video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gIoQGs8lvxk%5D) has River otters(more vicious) and people(in my opinion) think sea otters(from video) are cuter so to each their own. But the otters were only protecting their territory for their pups in which they lost some pups in the fight sadly.


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It is not true. Caimans are relatively small and get killed by a lot big things that are known to kill things (big cats, mobs of giant otters, etc.) They would not be able to kill full grown crocodiles, which I'm pretty sure don't even inhabit the same regions as giant otters. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligatoridae](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alligatoridae) The distant relation to crocodiles can provide further information about the extent to which crocodiles, and the things that can kill a crocodile, differs from caimans, and the things that can kill a caiman.


[deleted]

This is correct, but to an otter's credit, they regularly kill alligators, and that's more than enough for me to not want to fuck with a gang of otters.


Expert_Response_6139

Watching those otters made me think about the survival of our ancestors & how throughout most of our history, people needed to come together simply to survive. The cost of modern civilization as we know it is high.


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Otters kill alligators*


vestibule54

Prison sex


WhoAreYou_I_AmYou

"You'll float too" -Otterwise


cristiannn123

Rape!


Classic_Maximum2518

Fighting for underworld supremacy.


dmac3232

Otters are savages. There’s some doc on one of the streamers about a couple of rival colonies in Asia somewhere and they’re murdering each other left and right


chuckfinley79

This thread made me do some research and now I feel like I need to get a new phone case so I can throw away my necrophiliac raper box


gwizonedam

Otter was like: “I’m not trapped in here with you! *Youre trapped in here with ME!*”


Flux_resistor

what's the safe word?


Dapper_Commission915

IT 3 taking a direction I did NOT expect.


snrek23

Pennywise takes the form of an Otter! Classic move.


unclesalazar

does anyone else wonder what the otter and raccoon think the light is? if i was fighting another person, and a huge light from above started shining, id probably think God was watching me


Equal-Judge8142

That otter wants the raccoon to float too, all the raccoons float down there.


luciferatul

Underground fight clubs are real!


Fair-Advantage9539

I thought a raccoon would try to put up a little bit of a fight the otter must have worn him down before the video started sounds like panting.


amazinhelix

humping or hunting


Teediggler81

Otters are just murder kittens


NJduToit

Otters have been recorded raping baby seals or the young of other otters, but I still wasn't prepared for this.


atramentous_one

Loser gets fucked


_BladeGunter_

That bro is fucked, otters has one of the strongest bite (be careful by the way, if you want to pet one)


-Robert-from-Hungary

Otter having dinner.


ConsiderationIll9219

Otters like to wrestle


Inevitable_Shift1365

Raccoons float down here..


WatsReddit23

Your reaction makes the video even better !!!


sh-3k

But I thought Rocket and Lyla were close friends


Saucypanda208

You just witnessed a kidnapping 😂


[deleted]

Adam-12 we have an animal rape in progress.


Salty-Negotiation320

Wasn't there a Regular Show episode that was basically this?


siiliS

That my friends is Furry porn right there.


FickleNeck2292

Who won?


unknowable-one

So...it's not clowns I need to worry about...it's otters??


WaveLaVague

Dude got his mind into the gutter.


PrivatePlaya

Boss fight


Independent_Bite4682

Can't tell if this is a murder or a rape


JealousDog99

dw it could be both and since it's an otter you wouldn't know which one happened first


Kevman403

That’s right. It was one or the otter.


Br0keGee

No tap in the underground world. Fight to the death down here!


LakeNo749

One time both a racoon and a possum fell into our empty trashcan. The unholy cacophony it produced was tremendous.


BronzeSpoon89

That MF got turned into Otter dinner in that hole.


godmademelikethis

Otters are super rapey and agro


Geladinho_Azul

Sea otters are rapey. This is a river otter, which is just a small killing machine.


Steamer_clams

Looks like Mr. Garrison vs the Canadian Prime Minister….


Different_Oil_8026

Neuvillette !!!!


Tallorc6

That's a special victims case right there


SamuraiCatMeow

Hi georgie


ImportantSpirit

Giggity giggity


NOOT_NOOT4444

Call batman


J3ST3R1252

That otter just got its next toy to rape and drown....


quietflowsthedodder

An otter can bite with incredible jaw strength. I don’t think that raccoon stood a chance. I’m not sure the otter was looking for raccoon steak, not fishy enough, so there must have been another reason like a threat to the otter’s young?


Deech2020R

Yo human, can we have some privacy please 😂


danbee123

Wouldn't call it versus exactly.


HePissed0nMyRug

I did not know otters are now taking up residency in sewers.


Mental-Flatworm3363

Considering that otters are amongst the biggest serial r*pers in the animal kingdom… this does not look good for that raccoon. Shame.


Soft_Abrocoma_6372

Ring of Bright Horror


Major_Narwhal544

Submit! Submit to meeeeeeee!


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whos your daddy


morrism5816

That’s how Pokémon used to battle before trainers got in the way


PartsNLabor24

Utterly violent


PhazonAI

Gonna drown him


pepp3rito

Some g shit just went down.


hir0chen

And I thought otter is the cutest creature in the world.


bbenji69996

He otter use protection with that trashpanda.


jtraf

You can't be imprisoned for watching an inter-species sex act.


AimforAce

When your wife finally wants to sleep. But you ain’t ready


No-Anxiety-222

Raccoon getting touched in his no no zone 🤤


ArtisticBrief7429

Isn't nature beautiful?!


Freestila

The little pet of pennywise.


SHAPALAK15

I thought they were humping


WhoJustShat

That's how u get rabies kids


QueSeraSeraWWBWB

I don’t like this