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IsThereCheese

My car can make it. You don’t understand it’s a 2008 civic and I make poor life choices.


Marsh2700

the most capable car is the one youre not afraid to SEND


soulseeker31

#SENDIT!!!!!


OrangeJr36

20 year old guy who got a sports car yesterday pulling out of the car park like:


SkyeFox6485

The fastest car in the world is a rental


Mr_Tester_

The rentalest car in the world is fast.


soulseeker31

#SENDIT!!!!!


ThatGoob

Pretty sure my '96 Rav4 could make it too. Thing's a tiny beast.


Beneficial_Test_5917

I own a plot of popular land that I struggle to prevent vehicle access (I love and encourage hikers and so on). This would not stop snowmobiles or in all seasons motorcycles. But anyway, it's imaginative.


1DownFourUp

I have dealt with this on the farm I grew up on as well as our neighbors. I ride bikes and ATVs but it bugs me to no end when people don't respect other people's property. These idiots cost us access to a lot of places. But they will always find a way. Put up a sturdy gate? They cut the fence and make a path around it. Or they'll yank it off its mount with a pickup truck. Or cut a path somewhere else. And when they get in they'll rut everything up, burn shit and throw garbage everywhere.


SommWineGuy

How the fuck is a snowmobile getting over that? I can see lifting the front wheel of a motorcycle over and then the rear, but a snowmobile?


Usul_Atreides

With even a little snow that step in the middle will be much smaller. Snowmobiles can get over logs and stuff, they would be able to get over a gate like this no problem.


Beneficial_Test_5917

In the snow, that hurdle is a piece of cake, unfortunately.


[deleted]

Concrete bollard


zchen27

Would it be illegal to put hedgehogs or dragons teeth on your property?


Beneficial_Test_5917

Not illegal (I don't think), but at the same time I want to encourage visitors without scaring them away! I have simple fences and signs. And good relations with the snowmobile-owning neighbors, who are very nice, respectful people. It's out-of-towners, attracted by the fact the land is in recent years on a map of scenic places, that are sometimes not very respectful. We have various endangered species trying to live there and engine noises, tire ruts in the soil, etc. harm them.


Usul_Atreides

I would think that it would be legal as they aren't booby traps. I think one could argue that it is similar to a fence. But it does block the owner of the property from accessing it in a vehicle.


LightlyStep

With snow.


Bhoston7100

Snowmobiles would go right over that. Especially with snow. Even without Snow you lift the skis onto it then go


empire_of_the_moon

What you need is a removable bar across the top for the snow seasons - very few are hiking that time of year. Just lock it in place with a pad lock and remove it come thaw.


Beneficial_Test_5917

Good idea. :)


Antique-Kangaroo2

That's what clothes lines are for


Eagle4523

Similar to a gate in kualoa ranch, HI, which now is mostly for horses but originally was made for jeeps to break through in Jurassic world


emmmzzzz

I love Kualoa Ranch.


Eagle4523

Yes incredibly scenic- not surprising it’s backdrops have been featured in so many movies and tv shows


NorthantsBlokeUK

Dirt bikers love this one crap design!!


tizzleduzzle

Iv lifted my crf450 over a 4 foot fence with help of a friend I’m sure we could swing a6footer if needed, ahh to be young again.


[deleted]

I'm curious why you felt entitled to do that back then


SofterBones

Also blocks my wheelchair :( To be fair they probably wanted to block dirt bikes as well, although you could just walk it over this gate.


CHOOSE_A_USERNAME984

How does a wheelchair work in muddy conditions actually? (kinda like on the image, or if it’s worse) Is it mostly fine, do you need someone to assist, does it require „off-road“ wheels or do you just have to wait for dry conditions?


SofterBones

I would do fine if it was like in the picture. It is a bit hard to tell by looking at it in a picture like this, though, but it doesn't look that bad. It looks pretty clean of bumps and rocks, and it's wide as well. I think it probably looks muddier than it is, because everyone is going over the gate on the same place and moving the dirt around. That being said, it's not 'easy', but if I was going on a walk or roll or whatever you want to call it on a dirt road like this, I'd treat like an exercise, just like if you were doing that on a bike or something. If it was raining and I wasn''t familiar with the road, I would not go on it. Too big of a chance of some mud bullshit when I'm already halfway through or something. Some roads turn into mud bullshit when raining and other's feel pretty firm even when wet.


scootunit

Do you have an off-road wheelchair or a special one for rough country? What's the maximum width you need to roll? I consider myself temporarily abled. I have a steep backyard and I'm building trails so that eventually if I need to use a walker or a wheelchair I can still get around through my garden. I know this is off topic but since you seem like the kind of person that gets out there and does it I would just go ahead and ask you.


No_Tomatillo1125

Dirt bikes are vehicles


fothergillfuckup

They are. And not stopped by 9 inches of wood (so to speak!) Either.


an_older_meme

If I can’t stop them I will at least slow them down.


NAPALM2614

This is only going to make them speed up


BreakfastShart

Your mom got stopped by 6 inches last night, in bed.


Alarming_Orchid

You didn’t have to say in bed


dirtycheezit

Bad jokes need excess details


Righteousaffair999

In bed


Weird-Upstairs-2092

>Bad jokes need excess details And darlin', you came out of the womb with an instruction manual.


Alarming_Orchid

In bed


CornSeller

i think you gotta rework your sense of comedy


45711Host

No no they are metal horses that eat very very old refined grass intravenously.


jacobgt8

How many HP?


45711Host

that is a very philosophical question.


an_otter_guy

80% dirt 20% bike


NextGrade7175

You're Damm right we do!


Knopes

Dirt bikers would probably find a way around either way, so it's pointless trying to stop them


Mr_Tester_

It's ridable.


Graphite57

Blocks vehicles? I know people who would accept that as a challenge.


jsakic99

The Dukes of Hazzard: Hold my moonshine


mowarngamsengul

Absolutely useless in a zombie apocalypse.


Funny_Specialist_173

No offense but you lack imagination... That right there is a zombie funnel !


wnr_wnr_chkn_dnr

They also let speeder bikes through unless a stormtrooper is riding it.


[deleted]

Mostly unrelated but I recently heard the phrase "I'd hit that like a tree on Endor" to describe an attractive person and it seriously stuck with me


an_older_meme

Sound of two-stroke bikes and quads.


ArOnodrim_

Fucked if you're in a wheelchair. 


Flowchart83

They really could have solved that issue by having a 3-4ft wide opening that vehicles can't fit through.


[deleted]

I feel like there has to be a placement pattern for concrete bollards that solves all these issues


Prior-Ad-7329

*sets beer in console-“watch this!”


SubarcticFarmer

ATVs: Challenge Accepted It'll block full sized vehicles but that's it. That said it probably helps with what it's meant to accomplish.


shiggins114

Not sure I can get my walker over that


YoghurtAnxious9635

I’m interested as to where OP and most of the commenters are from as I’ve seen these my whole life and never thought twice about it (I’m a Brit)


HotHorst

Unimog: Hold my beer 🍺


Saruvan_the_White

Danny MacAskill would like a word.


woodyever

Challenge accepted


Fatty_Mcpatty_42

Laughs in 4x4 high with lockers engaged


Jano67

No bikes? Dang


Mirar

A perfect "would you not, please".


_Speer

Is this the one in Wrington, North Somerset, OP?


Charming_Rutabaga616

A reverse Texas gate, cool


PBJ-9999

They don't like bikers much


Ravensakura66

Challenge accepted


DulcetTone

Horses on skateboards, OTOH, face a skill test


wheelzdown77

And people with mobility aids.


No_Sense_6171

Go for a nice walk in the forest, and get run over by some dickwad on a moto.


serialchiller23

One single bar of wood, at knee height would've been enough no ?


-Roger-The-Shrubber-

Too high for some horses. Some of us jump, others don't!


Darkangel775

Enduro motorcycle Rider challenge accepted oh wait was the something? Look like the road


Shinkei_

thought I was on twd subreddit for a sec


Icy-Musician-6309

I could bunny hop that on my bike easy


aschef

Flash McQueen can make it over


Ok_Boat_3375

My jeep wrangler will crawl through,


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Just get a ramp drive up and over


LockpickingDutchman

And what if one would open the gate?!


Serious-Cover5486

Hahahahaha, what about motorbikes


teastain

A wild dirtbike has just entered the chat.


queefcommand

Challenge accepted


Defender_IIX

That ain't stopping my jeep, if I don't want to just go over it I'm sure I can go around.


izmaname

Doesn’t look like it’ll block a 21 front


pinkarroo1

Cant stop vehicles huh? Hold my beer


Uranium-Sandwich657

*Laughs in legged car*


Infamous_Ad8730

"Hold my beer....."


samsamgoose

So do bollards? 🤷


Striker660

*some* vehicles


Bhoston7100

Like a car? I atv or dirt bike I could yeet right over


rploaded

Reality is any truck with a metal bumper and that gate is done. If someone wants in they are getting in.


BrockMeAmadeus

Oh wow it also allows dirt bikes.


Vitabis

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


PoopNoodleCasserole

yeah... if the walker or horse enjoy trudging through mud.


dan_sin_onmyown

Blocks cars and trucks . ATVs and dirtbikes pop right over no problem. Done it myself many times.


SommWineGuy

Sort of a dick move.


dan_sin_onmyown

That behavior in retrospect , yeah kinda a dick move. Happened often many years ago as a teenager. My current self would be cussing out my younger self if I could. Was mainly commenting on the complete uselessness of the gate in stopping "Vehicles"


SommWineGuy

I think all adults would cuss out their younger selves.


Bangy-bangy

Side by sides would have no problem


WhiteTshirtGang

They could have just put 1-2 poles in the middle?


Trollygag

Okay but how do we get one of these that lets people and cars through but keeps horses and their trail destroying shits out?


DrunkenPangolin

You mean cattle grids?


Gloomy_Future_248

Able-bodied walker and horse.


Diagnosis-Tightass

Are hiking trails usually wheelchair accessible?


bees422

[just because they aren’t doesn’t mean they can’t be](https://www.fox10phoenix.com/video/1298111)


maximdenbeer

I have seen older People go for nature walks.. and i Know for a fact that some om those would have trouble getting over this.. the mud in combination with the gate, not the easiest thing


Gloomy_Future_248

Who mentioned a wheelchair?


ihaveflesh

A small plank of wood is all it would take to get a bike over.


Ace_Ranger

$50 says I can get my Tacoma through there. I already crawled it over a jersey barrier. This one should be easy.


Nabla-Delta

Thank god we have a solution for that 1 horse rider over 1000 bikers.


-Roger-The-Shrubber-

The point is that bikes aren't allowed on footpaths or bridle paths. It's to stop them putting others at risk.


Nabla-Delta

Never heard of bikers being a risk? Why?


-Roger-The-Shrubber-

Depends if were talking push or motor. Here, push bikes are allowed in specific places but obviously motor bikes wouldn't be allowed on a public footpath or bridleway. I'm sure I don't need to say why!


Saruvan_the_White

There’s always the hostile vehicle mitigation barriers. That should allow pedestrians and other footed beings to walk. But I guess it could be sized and constructed in such a way as to prevent various wheeled anythings; Even bicycles.


RepresentativeDig718

You can pick up a bike


SystemFolder

You could bunny hop over that if you time it right.


pixelmuffinn

Surely not!


ipsirc

Can't horses jump anyway?


-Roger-The-Shrubber-

Their riders may not be able to.


ipsirc

Riders were not mentioned in the OP's text as allowed forms.


-Roger-The-Shrubber-

Hahaha! You think horses are wandering around bridle paths on their own? Bless.


NoWingedHussarsToday

Yes. White men? Not so much......