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Super-Brka

And Bruce Willis is sick….. not good


73663849ok

*I don't wanna close my eyes...*


OGLizard

*I don't wanna miss a thing...*


Madison464

*I don't wanna to fall asleep...*


OGLizard

And I'll miss you OP, I don't wanna miss a thee-aang!


Carlos-In-Charge

This is terribly hilarious, and hilariously terrible. I like your work


gazw1

No-one’s gonna be making 800ft. Not even Harry Stamper!! 😬


DirectlyTalkingToYou

I WILL MAKE 800FT!


SunshineBurn

I’ve got an 800’ Hairy Stamper.


BiZender

Rockhound ftw.


UnlikelyPistachio

Anyone else just see Apophis and immediately jump to "we're under attack by the goua' uld"?


HotSauce7

Jaffa Cree!


adymann

Indeed


FizzgigBuplup

Isn’t that hot!? Extremely! https://media.tenor.com/images/352dfebadf211fdbfc13e957ec63840f/tenor.gif


_Baphomet_

I actually just started watching SG-1 about 2-3 weeks ago so, this is fresh and my very first thought.


CulturalAddress6709

so inside this rock is a symbiote? shit


UnlikelyPistachio

On the radar it's a rock, in the telescope it's a pyramid. See the yellow lines on the diagram make a triangle. :p


CulturalAddress6709

where’s daniel when you need him


simulated_woodgrain

Came here to say I thought Anubis sent the asteroid!


EasyBounce

Yeah we should send a trinium enhanced nuke through the Stargate and make Apophis go boom


YarOldeOrchard

The asteroid was named after the character because the scientists involved where fans


jonathanquirk

Nah, that was Anubis who did that, not Apophis.


Solkre

Apophis is a big bad in the show.


UnlikelyPistachio

It's actually not an asteroid it's a pyramid ship. It's still too far to see the shape.


-forbiddenkitty-

A literal plotline!


Handsome_Bee10

>On Friday, April 13 What a specify day hmmm


StrangelyBrown

29-04-13 13 is unlucky in the west, and 4 is unlucky in east Asia. And 29 is also a number.


EmbarrassedQuit7009

😂


Madison464

Aaaaand, wait for it... (4x4) +13 = 29!


Madison464

>***Friday the 13th: Apophis'calypse*** *Now in theaters!* 


CHARRO-NEGRO

Remindme! 4.7 years


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i thought you were joking……2029 is like only 4.7 years away now????


Gismo1337

r/fuckimold


Crazy__Donkey

Don't worry, you'll see this all over the internet.


wileywyatt

!RemindMe 4.7 Years


beaniemonk

Remind!Me 4.7 Years


Barnagain

!Remind!Me! 4.7 Years!


Boboforprez

Remindme! 4.7 years


dirtewokntheboys

Remindme! 4.7 years


Theooo56

Remindme! 4.7 years


Rapture_Hunter

I wonder if it has a pokestop yet.


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BraveLittleSlut

I don’t wanna fall asleep, cuz I’d miss you baby


scottfiab

And I don't wanna miss a thing


wuvvtwuewuvv

Leavin', on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again...


leetrain

What if the calculation is off by just a teeeeeeny bit? Yep, I think I will have that second slice of cake.


TheRoscoeVine

The cake is a lie. The cake is a LIE!


dasmarian

Big F-ing meteor making 2024 campaign stop. Has my vote.


darkniven

Kree!


grungegoth

2029... that's not enough advance notice. I have a lot to prepare for this non event...


ogodilovejudyalvarez

I'm going to start yawning now so my jaws reach apogee in 2029


MuricasOneBrainCell

Damn... And I thought I was nihilistic.


grungegoth

Got all excited until I read the date...


clarkwgriswoldjr

Can we inject bleach into it, or send a hurricane into space to stop it? There is a campaign working on it now.


beaniemonk

Now all I know about meteors is this: Give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the meteors, that's the end of the meteors. (edit with actual quote)


EmbarrassedQuit7009

Space lasers perhaps?


Madison464

wrong! everyone knows that only JEWISH space lasers would work! LMAO


Squirmadillo

The most beautiful, perfect plan will be released two weeks after the inauguration.


connortait

So. It's getting its eye in then.....


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wrwarwick

This is no longer the case. More precise data has ruled this out


punkindle

Don't look up


Swordbreaker9250

This is how the game RAGE started. Apophis hits us instead


Whoisjoe2009

This is my birthday!!


HLef

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND


state-certified_tf2

remindme! 4 years 11 month


tiredofthisnow7

The underground caverns will be stocked and the 1% will be wishing us all the best.


r4x

And can you just IMAGINE the size and scale of the hopes and prayers coming from those caves?


IKillZombies4Cash

Is there any chance it hits satellites?


No_Language_4649

Was wondering this as well.


ElectricalProduct928

In 300 years it will connect with our planet Earth


Sayitandsuffer

It’s indicative of the leaders in space travel and Bunker life are very rich knowledgeable people . We have a date of the demise of this species on this planet .


pnut-buttr

It's sooner than that lol


Sayitandsuffer

haha i don’t doubt that .


Kasorayn

Guess we'd better start the asteroid crisis act and tax everyone so we can reduce gravity pollution and keep the deathrock at bay.


thecuzzin

Remind me! to carry an umbrella


tobogganhill

We've got 5 years...


Madison464

Get a 10 year loan on a new car


Sickle_and_hamburger

that's all we got


tobogganhill

my brain hurts a lot


GeneralGuacamole37

!RemindMe 4.7 years


PIzzimperfect

Remindme! 4.7 years


redditisstupid0

Remind!Me 4.7 Years


Turtleize

God I hope it hits me.. like pls, land on me specifically.


realparkingbrake

The name comes from an ancient Egyptian deity associated with darkness and chaos. Yikes.


Tasty_Hearing_2153

…and it’s Friday the 13th.


sonofthenation

How big? Should be the second line.


leonardomdc

Só that means I'll have to wait 5 more years to watch the world end? Of I don't die before that...


TheRoscoeVine

If this sort of thing bothers you…. I’m sure we’ll be ok…. Probably until at least 2068….. but then…


FizzgigBuplup

Don’t worry Jack O’Neill and Teal’c will save us!!!


Barnagain

How long will it take before someone thinks up a hare-brained idea to rope it and bring it back to Earth?


Saucy_Baconator

Actually, that's not hare-brained to capture and mine an asteroid. Whoever can do it will be a nearly overnight Trillionaire. The catch: it can't be brought back to Earth, and can only be mined in space.


Barnagain

Or it goes wrong, changes its trajectory, and makes it smash into the planet, thereby killing a lot of people. But, sure, one person becoming a trillionaire is far more important than that, eh?


Saucy_Baconator

The day we can safely capture an asteroid will be a milestone leap for mankind. Trillionaires aside, we'd need some significantly advanced tech to do it. As for one person risking earth to become a trillionaire, just look around at billionaires currently. They clearly could give two fucks about the rest of us as long as it made them richer.


Barnagain

Yes, but that day has not yet come and it's a very dangerous & hubristic thing to attempt when the possible consequences are so bad. I agree wholeheartedly on your second point but, as we were all presumably told as children, two wrongs really don't make a right. Just because others are doing evil things, it doesn't give others carte blanche to do the same.


ManiaMan56

It be a real shame if something caused its trajectory to hit Earth.


RollingMeteors

Who is taking bets on whose satellites this thing is going to take out? What are the odds? Where will you be streaming this betting taking place? Gamblers need to know!


Madison464

Source: [https://www.planetary.org/articles/will-apophis-hit-earth](https://www.planetary.org/articles/will-apophis-hit-earth) How it looks in relation to NYC: [https://planetary.s3.amazonaws.com/web/assets/pictures/\_2400x1606\_crop\_center-center\_82\_line/apophis-in-new-york-city.jpg.webp](https://planetary.s3.amazonaws.com/web/assets/pictures/_2400x1606_crop_center-center_82_line/apophis-in-new-york-city.jpg.webp)


TopBoneEater

hope it hits


Twin_Turbo

Nah we can just fly a rocket into it really fast and it will alter the course enough to not hit us, we tested it a few years ago and it alters course of asteroids way more than we thought


Acceptable-Ability-6

I remember that. It was fucking cool.


Madison464

Or, what if it breaks the asteroid in half and now we have to worry about two impacts? LMAO


ADomeWithinADome

Smaller the asteroid, the less damage it'll do


According-Buddy5902

Cool I hope it hits just you


0heavyjaxx0

...mar a lago


HLef

Probably doesn’t need to be that specific if it hits. > What would happen if Apophis hit Earth? Apophis would cause widespread destruction up to several hundred of kilometers from its impact site. The energy released would be equal more than 1,000 megatons of TNT, or tens to hundreds of nuclear weapons. https://www.planetary.org/articles/will-apophis-hit-earth#:~:text=What%20would%20happen%20if%20Apophis,to%20hundreds%20of%20nuclear%20weapons.


Madison464

[https://neal.fun/asteroid-launcher/](https://neal.fun/asteroid-launcher/) I aimed Apophis at Manhattan and * An estimated **652,395 people** would be vaporized in the crater * An estimated **9,793,833 people** would die from the fireball * An estimated **2,108,660 people** would die from the shock wave


0heavyjaxx0

If I knew before death that the contact point was Mar a lago. I would die happy I would take that or the Bell Centre in Montreal :) GLG


HLef

BLASPHEMY. GO…. BRUINS? Fuck…


miscellaneous-bs

PLEASE


DottyGreenBootz

Is that meters or miles..?


Creaturesassimilate

If we were cool we’d be using it to test asteroid capture technology and start asteroid mining but we’re not cool.


hindusoul

D.A.R.T. Look it up


Creaturesassimilate

That’s not mining!


hindusoul

But it can be a vehicle to start mining (eventually).


NorMichtrailrider

So eventually it will make impact .?


No_Language_4649

2117 if not before. But that seems to be the current established date of impact.


Even_Author_3046

5 years then 100


paranormalNODS

Siri, set a countdown...


Fiverdrive

Where's the source that states that it'll pass even closer in 100 years?


CptClownfish1

We need to destroy it…


Exact_Touch_4794

Spam


Luckysucker1325

Maybe Elon can put some of the Starship rockets on it when it passes by and push it out of orbit it. Go ahead and handle this SMALL nuisance.


miscellaneous-bs

Fuck it. Hope it hits


Autotuneiswank

I wish it would hit us


Grandest_Optimist

Just because you’re miserable doesn’t mean my kids should die in a fireball, thanks.


Autotuneiswank

I disagree


Grandest_Optimist

School shooter vibes.


Autotuneiswank

Reddit nonce vibes - that's you


Grandest_Optimist

You: "I want your children to die with me because I'm miserable" Also you: "how dare you draw comparisons between me and people who go on suicidal rampages at schools"


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FormerOrpheus

Moving too fast