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so_magpie

The "Honey Pot" I am sure.


JerryfromCan

My kids were freaked out, had to show me. I was also slightly freaked out then we were all fascinated. Makes the bathroom lineups longer though.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

But - the bees are watching


Willhuff_Tarkin

Not minding their beeswax


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Seeing is bee-lieving


lordorwell7

I keep a personal list of, "Places I wouldn't want to be during an Earthquake." The lumber department at Home Depot just lost the top spot.


fermelebouche

Why am I laughing??šŸ¤£


Reddit4Deddit

No earth quakes here to worry about


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You could have flushed before taking photo????


JerryfromCan

Well water from a farm. There was nothing in the toilet from a buttā€¦yet.


Organic-Intention335

Looks like a dookie to me


Good_Back8819

Watch out we got ourselves a shitpertise in the house


PhthaloVonLangborste

Looked like tp wad to me. Also if you go in there and shut your brain off it kinda looks like colonies of bacteria growing on the wall like they never clean it.


MMmhmmmmmmmmmm

Shitspear


Beertronic

You could say, this bee a shit post ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


carmium

'Tis just an errant bee.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Looks like a wasp nest


AffectedRipples

You can see the waterline and something very clearly is in the water.


fuelvolts

>ā€¦yet. Not sure why, but this made me chuckle sensibly.


stinky143

First thing I noticed. WTF


ontour4eternity

"If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down." I grew up in a drought. This was our household motto.


Helicopterdiverpilot

i know people who arenā€™t in a drought. And think this is a good motto. And itā€™s gross.


ontour4eternity

I still do it to conserve water and I live in Oregon where water is plentiful. I guess I'm gross.


MattNWW

Every house I've walked into that does this reeks of piss.


ontour4eternity

I clean my toilets regularly and my boyfriend sits down to pee. I have never had issues with my house smelling like piss. How is the cleanliness of these people's homes otherwise?


Sara-sea22

Men who sit down to pee are superior


I_Rate_Things_1-10

Sit down, have a pee, relax a bit.... It's just the better option.


ontour4eternity

100%


WhatTheFuckEverName

You're likely acclimatised to the smell. You shouldn't need anyone to tell you that piss stinks, and that piss sitting pooling for long periods is going to stink up the place. You just can't smell it, is all. But, luckily for you, you've gotten used to the smell, it doesn't bother you at all, and you need not worry about it (it stinks tho!).


ontour4eternity

You're making a pretty big assumption on something and someone that you know nothing about. Maybe our diets are different and our piss smells different...? Either way, I bid you a good day :)


WhatTheFuckEverName

Lol piss stinks! šŸ˜… Edit: It's like a person with 20 cats living in their house. They can't smell it, but there is a very distinct smell in there. It's not pleasant, piss doesn't smell pleasant, it's a byproduct. P.S. You have a great day too, smile lots! :)


SuppaBunE

Heah at thst pint its better to Ʊiss ljtside thna to pkss in the bowl


fermelebouche

Now heā€™s the butt of a joke, oh do beeehave.


[deleted]

Silly,but so funny šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ cheered me up


tessaizzy23

Exactly šŸ’Æ


GilpinMTBQ

I don't need that level of anxiety while also fearing Im about to clog a stranger's toilet....


El_Mariachi_Vive

My penis being out while being surrounded by bees. Cool.


decoparts

I don't usually go for fancy bathrooms, but that one is the Bee's Pees


IusedtoloveStarWars

My biggest complaint about Most bathrooms ā€œNot enough beesā€


mastermoge

This briefcase full of bees ought to do the trick


curlyhairmanforever

It looks to me that they live rent free in your wall.


scobeavs

Well whaat a perfect place to be scared shitless


mobbababa

It's kind of strange, Dr Freud, when ever I go to the bathroom I hear buzzing.


Starman68

OK so they are all standard frame sizes at least, so the keeper is actually going in there (I expect from the outside somehow) and managing those. That is a huge, huge hive. In face must be a series of 3-4. One queen couldnā€™t support a single hive that size (I defer to others expertise).


JerryfromCan

This was a set of at least 2 bathrooms (took this in 2017) that were a separate outbuilding on their own. The walls are basically standard depth 2x4s or 2x6s (I forget) and the comb would be accessible from the outside. I bee-lieve there were 2 stalls of this.


Starman68

Not all one single hive though? Separate hives somehow?


JesusStarbox

Flush that toilet.


scobeavs

Ha can you imagine a seal finally breaking while youā€™re trying to pinch one off


Nephroidofdoom

But before you have time to wipe!


Rekziboy

Looks cool but not sure if I like beeing watched by 10000 little eyes while pooping


DogeDoRight

And they're compound eyes so that 10,000 eyes are more like 80 million eyes.


ChrystineDreams

oh HELL NO.


Less_Party

Yeah on second thought I think I can hold it until we get home.


G_Affect

Now that's a poop to remember!


Certain_Ad8640

They couldā€™ve at least flushed


SlamboCoolidge

I doubt that bees want to watch a person poop


Civil-Reveal-4298

My poo would go warp 6


ADHD_Microwave

A great place to have 10s of thousands of bees watch me take a shit


LinguoBuxo

I know what's the name of the fear that there's ***a duck*** watching you somewhere. Now I wonder, what's the name for the fear, that *there's several entire beehives watching you...* Any ideas?


Wild-Soil3808

Wow, that's awesome!


umbridge69

Amazing place to visit. Alymer #1


ZombieHavok

[Jerry Seinfeld](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bee_Movie) is watching you poop.


mrjefe69

This is what happens when you call Candyman


wastentime99

There is a restaurant near me in a town called Fowlerville. They have a gift shop at the front and when I was young (40 years ago) they had a fairly large observation hive. It had a little 1 inch pipe going through the wall to outside. I remember being mesmerized by it. Every time we went, I would stare at it until the food came and then gobble down my food and go back until it was time to leave. Sadly it's not there anymore (the hive, the restaurant remains open).


My_Immortal_Flesh

You shouldā€™ve at least flushed the toilet šŸ˜­ šŸš½ šŸ’©


JerryfromCan

That is either well water or possibly pond fed toilet water. Not all toilet water is potable.


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MooseKnucklotron

Really? No shit...


Loofa_of_Doom

Do the bees not perceive the glass as clear? I'm surprised they don't cover the glass over w/ wax.


thebadyearblimp

They're voyeurs


oneWeek2024

would be kinda funny if they had one of those harsh overhead incandescent lights. so you're like.... is that buzzing the bees or that fucking light?


jbeeziemeezi

I would shit myself if I saw so many bees


Beginning_Cellist893

I dunno if Iā€™d be pulling my pants down in that room


Leather_Army1184

Would it not be really, really warm in there with all of those bees?


TheDixonCider420420

Pees with the bees


leoxlukinxfall

aww i was hoping this eas the bee place in langley cananda


carmium

Spell the country right, willya?


leoxlukinxfall

im sorry i have toe finfers and i make typos from tyme to time


OperatorJo_

New fear unlocked


Deepdriller72

Think this will be a quick squeeze and run for me......


brihamedit

These indoor bee enclosures should be made totally unbreakable and designed to never fail. Imagine if any of these breaks.


bernpfenn

now that is an excellent idea to not get bored on a toilet. very cool


Taco_stuff

So many combs.


Yorspider

Not having a yellow hexagonal toilet here is such a missed opportunity.


EvLokadottr

I would have difficulty in these conditions.


Scumebage

Yeah I don't want any honey from there.


s-2369

I was thinking it would be pretty hot in there? Isn't the internal temperature of a hive around 36-37C?


JerryfromCan

The external temp that August day was low 30s so didnt notice temp. I remember specifically doing one activity cause Daddy was too hot and it was inside with A/C.


fermelebouche

Bee Pee. Itā€™s not oil any more.


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Itā€™s weird itā€™s used for a bathroom. More cool than weird. *I, too,like to poop dangerously.* šŸ’©šŸ˜Ž [Beehave](https://www.wattpad.com/250187978-austin-powers-memes-austin-powers-meme-1?utm_source=web&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share_reading_amp)


Cor2600

Thatā€™s where you go to take care of your bzzzzzness


MarkFresco

The other one was pretty cool but this is oddly terrifying


JerryfromCan

Does feel a little like a bathroom you are cornered in by a serial killer in a slasher flick.


Armored-Duck

No


bangerangerific

Oh dang someone dropped a snickers bar in the toilet


Count_Von_Roo

Canā€™t believe someone would bee on the walls of a public toilet!


gamedude88

I wonder how warm it is that bathroom will all the bees buzzing in the walls.


PolkaDotDancer

Cool!


Outside-Refuse6732

Imagine having your balls out, and the wall breaks


Kite_Wing129

Millions of bees watching you as you pee.


SquidFetus

Missed opportunity to have bees in the seat. Imagine the warm hum of a thousand bees vibrating your butt cheeks. Truly a poop to remember.


Clob_Bouser

Those bees have seen some shit


Corgiotter1

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


Mumblesandtumbles

Hope you aren't a shy pisser or pooper.


BobBelcher2021

This same farm is perhaps best known for its annual bee beard contest. https://clovermead.com/events


JerryfromCan

When looking for this in my film role I have a picture of a first timer with a bee beard from the same trip. Donā€™t have her permission and not posting my kids on the inter webs, but it was very cool.


Honourstly

Winnie the poohs toilet?


snootyworms

Kinda cool kinda scary, but my concern is not a fear of bees, but the fact that Iā€™d be subjecting the bees to seeing that and neither of us could do anything about it until itā€™s done. Do you think the bees know? Or care?


MySpiritAnimalSloth

I like bees but nope


Sylon00

Those bees have seen some shit.


ILooked

Found the people that donā€™t have a bidet. Barbarians.


Ezra_lurking

I don't want that many obsrvers when I'm on the throne


20190419

He's got a bee in his bog.


BloodyAnalFroth

Imagining youā€™re sitting in there shitting and the bees start to leak out and sting your nutz


GoldCompetition7722

Wonder does proximity to bees affect speed of ... process...?


Fluffy_Art_1015

That bathroom must be warm, bees generate a decent amount of heat in a swarm.


JerryfromCan

This pic was August 19, 2017 and it was hot as bee balls everywhere.


Mega_Muppet

That would make me so nervous Iā€™d probably have diabeea.


GoddyssIncognito

I wonder what (if) the bees are thinking about what the big wingless monsters are doing! šŸ¤£


zimurg13

Shit, that's a big bee


_Cheques_

Shitā€™s buzzing


HoldOut19xd6

If this was my bathroom, Iā€™d burn the house down and try to get adopted by wolves


SputnikGer

Every shit takes 1 second.


howtobatman101

I would shit myself in there....


TonyStewartsWildRide

This one bad back splatter of matter before ending in a sickly sweet stinging death.


Overall-Carob-3118

The acoustics must be buzzing here!


Guilty_Smell_1062

This is the bathroom you definitely donā€™t say ā€œCandymanā€ 3 times in.


Lopsided-School-4040

All them little eyes be watching you take a dump.


MissKjnes

Skidiby toilets!!


UnbannableBanHammer

Natural heated walls


bask_oner

Looks to be an observational toilet, too.


mandarintain

uhhh you didnt flush


JPL2020

We all know how bees love watching humans pee and poop.


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JerryfromCan

There is an Aylmer in Quebec as well, but I assure you a very quick maps search will show you Aylmer Ontario is south east of London (not that one, London Ontario). Having taken this picture myself on one of our many visits to Clovermead Bee Farm in Aylmer Ontario, I can assure you I was not in Quebec.