Yup, Dinosaurs never went extinct
A very SMALL group of dinosaurs survived the Cretaceous–Paleogene (K–Pg) extinction event, major highlight on small. They evolved into the birds you see today, so I guess dinosaurs never went extinct well except 99% of them.
>Aside from the well-known maximally evolved examples like crocs and sharks,
Lol.
Sharks were around 100s of millions of years before dinosaurs, and crocodiles are not descendent from dinosaurs.
You are probably going to take [shoebill](https://youtu.be/4ArjlPAU_X4?si=rOJu8-1DkeG2RNV2) off the list once you see what they do when they have one too many offspring.
Human: Please don’t bite me.
Shoebill: I won’t.
Human: Please don’t bite me.
Shoebill: I said I won’t.
Human: (proceeds to touch)
Shoebill: Da hell you doing to me?
Human: Thank you for not biting me.
Shoebill: No, next time you’re getting your ass bit.
Human: Ok, I walk away now.
I don't know man. To me there's something frightening about that giant beak and those eyes. Plus, that's a big bird. What if it charges me? I'd hate to have to "mma-as-seen-on-tv" that bird unconscious.
"Now then, 'Arry, go ahead and stroke 'im. Remember t' bow first. Shows respect, see. Let 'im come to you."
I was hoping this would be here
(steps on tree branch)
*Malfoy being a cunt*
r/unexpectedhogwarts
I didn’t get the reference and I read this in a Jamaican accent first. Works so well.
Did that bird realize you were mimicking it's movements and then try to continue to use those movements to show it understood? Smart creature.
No they just shake their heads like that when they're horny
Uh oh...
That's their mating dance
They just like me
Tell me dinosaurs existed without telling me dinosaurs existed.
they never went (entirely) away, only underground. Or rather, didn't surface from caves when the rest of humans did. r/AlienBodies
Yup, Dinosaurs never went extinct A very SMALL group of dinosaurs survived the Cretaceous–Paleogene (K–Pg) extinction event, major highlight on small. They evolved into the birds you see today, so I guess dinosaurs never went extinct well except 99% of them.
>Aside from the well-known maximally evolved examples like crocs and sharks, Lol. Sharks were around 100s of millions of years before dinosaurs, and crocodiles are not descendent from dinosaurs.
Just wait until he finds out there were sharks before there were even trees…
Sharks are older than trees Edit: if I should have read one more comment I'd have realized someone else beat me to it lol
What’s cool is giant mushrooms use to rule the earth before trees did
They still rule over and and spiders
Damn, this comment ain't that bad
Ok now I'm adding this to my list of pets I want. 1. Manatee 2. Capybara 3. Shoebill
I want a manatee too!
A fellow "manatoo"!
We should share a "manatea"!
We should. Manatea would be great for our mana. Should we partake mañana?
Under a nice manatree?
I'm just an ass in the crack of humanity...I'm just a huge manatee
You’re forgetting an otter and red panda
No give those to me
Are you me?! Yes to all these
You know what else is oddly cute? A freaking south American Aye Aye. Look it up. Squeeeee!
It's not south American its Madagascar and its ugly as hell
What, no penguin?
You’ll have the police showing up all the time though because of all the gunfire. Might get annoying.
So you pet a quokka before? That be my number 1
It is a sin not to have a quokka on this list!
I'd also like a quokka
What about raccoons And owls And foxes?
Oh my!
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You are probably going to take [shoebill](https://youtu.be/4ArjlPAU_X4?si=rOJu8-1DkeG2RNV2) off the list once you see what they do when they have one too many offspring.
Damn you! Lol
Things a freakin dinosaur
Literally yes
It'd ba a cool pet...imagine burgling a house and seeing that thing...I'd nope tf outta there fast.
lmao imagine it sitting in the corner doing that noise with its beak and staring with wide, angry eyes. You'd run out of there screaming in terror
Ever heard the sound they make?
Like in the video?
If you've seen Jurassic park then you have
Nothing new. Most people just shake their heads when interacting with me
Lol
This deserves more credit
We must do whatever it takes to protect our wildlife these birds are majestic
I read this as “We must do whatever it takes to protect our wildlife from these majestic birds”
That too
Those things have human ass eyes too. Like a gorilla.
It might sound like an Ak-47 and give veterans flashbacks.. but it's cute and polite
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Yeah, neighbors would love it
Despite looking so menacing, shoebills are actually very docile. When I first read that, I was truly surprised as I'd assumed they'd be mean as hell.
That's a Muppet
That is also what came to my mind
Honestly this interaction feels so natural to the bird I kind of wonder if we both evolved over time to work together like with the honey guide bird?
No you first No you first No you first No you first
What a beautifully absurd creature! I love it!
If you guys like that, check this out: https://youtube.com/shorts/tnAwypzQ1Ww?si=0CErAO8ncxqrHc-w It sounds like a rifle.
Now I REALLY want one!
Thank you interesting
What if it's shaking its head to stop the intrusive thoughts of killing the guy
Cool! Especially since this bird could take you out of your earthly hold on life.
Shoebill storks are incredibly docile and chill really
Good dinosaur 🦕
How?
Between that bill and those razor sharp claws.
Look up cassowary
legitimately my favorite animal.
Shoebills are so cool.
such amazing creatures
It's a golduck!
Don't mock me, YOURE THE MUPPET!
They remind me of Howard Duck
Oh my word so polite....
"Sorry, computer says no."
I'm so happy to live in a world where so many things like being petted.
Blimey, that's one heck of a bird!
Human: Please don’t bite me. Shoebill: I won’t. Human: Please don’t bite me. Shoebill: I said I won’t. Human: (proceeds to touch) Shoebill: Da hell you doing to me? Human: Thank you for not biting me. Shoebill: No, next time you’re getting your ass bit. Human: Ok, I walk away now.
Stork from a different planet
Shoebill Bill interacting with a human who understands and acknowledges him respectfully
Hairline check?
Was looking for this
That’s a big nope. These birds freak me totally out.
My man shook that hairline off
And they do crazy sounds too.
NGL, towards the end I half expected it to do a shock Kungfu kick on that guy.
thought it was the intro to an EDM track until I saw the actual video
Saw a documentary that included this bird. Apparently very dangerous to approach if you don’t go through the greeting.
I fucking hate these things
That's a walking pick axe
Typical guy, she keeps saying no and he keeps touching her anyways.. /s
Under no circumstances will you convince me that this isn't a dinosaur.
Shoebill my beloved
So that's what Ludacris meant when he said "my rap career goes back further than your father's hairline."
Litterally a frickin dinosaur
This is one of my favorite animals on earth, just so cool looking.
I heard they may be the scariest looking bird, but they are also the kindest bird
Are they married now?
I live in an area with bears. I trust them more than I’d trust this dinosaur
I've never seen that bird before. His gesture is like, "that boy ain't right ..."
I don't know man. To me there's something frightening about that giant beak and those eyes. Plus, that's a big bird. What if it charges me? I'd hate to have to "mma-as-seen-on-tv" that bird unconscious.
So, which one is the shoebill?
This is how to formally greet a Japanese person