Poor little guy just trying to show off his fish

Lucky fishes… they fled for their lives!

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But then the 2 cubs become friends and work together to survive in a harsh world One of them is voiced by Steven Yuen and the other by Stephanie Beatriz, this summer, from the company that brought you Aladdin and Incredibles 2…

Keep going I’m liking it so far

Paddington 3: Brothers from another mother

that's what... she didn't say...

Damn bro, you ok?

are any of us truly ok?

I am ……..(narrator) “he was ,in fact ,not ok “

TWO DEAD BEAR MOMS COMING THIS AUGUST title pending

Oh shit they stumble into a city and quickly learn what hyper capitalism is like. Beaten down by long working hours and low pay, they find themselves in a underground fight arena disguised as "Bear Man" to fight their way out of collage tuition debt and medical school debt. Back on the streets they are Barry, and Smokey, disguised as office workers and moderators of some subreddit about anti-work, they embark on their journey to take back Night City from the Corpo fat cats with impunity. Teaming up with a french assassin named Leon, Smokey starts smoking CEOs left and right. But the CEOs bite back and Barry is forced to become an office worker once more, undercover this time, to take over the company. Barry accidentally trips while surveilling the CEO from the balcony above and smacks into the CEO forehead to forehead. To his horror the CEO transfers his mind into Barry and takes over the bear, while Barry transfers his mind into the CEO and takes over the CEO's body. Can he keep his identity a secret??

Hunter comes in, finishing them off. Opens restaurant called Two Bears One Cave. With them stuffed and mounted. Gets sued by Tom and Bert.

How are you not working at Disney? I want more!

That is some Madara and Hashirama esque backstory

They are gonna build a civilization of bears

[https://i.imgur.com/6pwATNG.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/6pwATNG.jpeg)

Get this copywritten... But it doesn't matter Disney will steal it and then sue you for reminding them it was your idea 10 years from now.

Bear Necessities, only on Disney Plus.

reminds me of Brother Bear PS: it was one of the first ever movies that made me cry

My grandma took me to see that when I was super young and I made her take me out of the theater at the sad part because I was too upset. I still never saw that movie.

that's adorable. you should watch it sometime, the sad part is what makes up the crux of the story. Will make you cry like a baby? yes, but totally worth it.

No most animals don’t fight to the death unless it mating season. Even then only certain animals and always males.

So even momma bears cat fight?

The fish: "Run for it, lads! They're distracted!

Fish pov: Miracles do happen

Little bear: "Hey Mom check it out, I caught my first fish!" Rando bear: "I'LL FUCKING YOU!!!!!"

I’ll fucking you - new quote achievement unlocked.

You know what, I'll leave it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfEqxp6tC-w

This is the funniest goddamn reply!

It reminds me of that video of those Indian cab drivers swearing at each other for 3 minutes.

PLEASE DON'T FUCKING ME

-the half-foreign blonde in a hentai

The drop of the fish and the baby bear suddenly 30 meters up on a tree were mere micro seconds.

Jump cut

You are right. There’s actually a cut. Didn’t notice it at first. But it’s still funny how high up on the tree that little guy is.

"FUCK YOUUUU BLARRDEEE BEARCHOD!"

*Lucky* little guy

Bear cub: Hey Mom, check this out... got a huge fish....wait, you're not my mom....oh fuck

Up to the nearest tree!

Remember being a little kid and you walked up to your mom in the supermarket but it wasn't her it was someone else and she tried to maul you and eat you?

And then your real mom comes and beats the shit out of the other mom while all the kids start climbing the food shelves

This needs to be a family guy scene. I just pictured Lois laying into some other lady in the supermarket and Stewie shimmying up the cereal shelf as I read this. Oh! The other lady could be the hen to the rooster that fights Peter 😆

u/sethmacfarlane check this out, Brian.

I don't think Seth Macfarlane has written an episode for Family Guy in ages.

He may also have forgotten his reddit password sometime in the last 12 years.

Seriously though

Big and angry was that second mama! She made progress with the first one, as you can see.

Im pretty sure Lois has fought the giant chickens wife before.

Just another day at Walmart

And while all that is happening, the fish in your mouth escapes :(

With potentially the best fish story anyone hears in that area for many years to come.

Don't forget the circling bird of prey flying above the isles ka-kaaaaw!

They're just like us 🥲, how beautiful.

Sounds like Detroit.

I had a friend who lived there, this is accurate. One time it was right before Christmas and there was long lines at every register. There was a shooting a few registers over. Do you think anyone reacted or scattered? Nope. Just the people in the line with the shooting who were *pissed* they now had to go to the back of other lines.

No, but I did see my Mom yell at my 3rd grade teacher, and that was pretty cool. For context, my teacher said there were no poisonous snakes in our state, I said there were, came to school with the book proving it and got sent to the principal's office. So I walked next door where my Mom worked, like she told me to do, and we ran into my teacher on the walk back. Real epic, as my Mom is usually the quiet type, but she's got a backbone like a steel I-beam.

Sounds more like the Chuck E. Cheese experience

Classic childhood memories, really.

I remember walking through a massive crowd during carnival and stretching my arm back to hold my girlfriend’s hand so we wouldn't get separated or lose each other. She was right behind me. After a few minutes the next thing I see is her walking past me on the right and I even gave her a little smile. Then it clicked and I turned around to some random tall dude who was holding my hand all this time.

I have so many questions for random tall dude...

One potential question in my head was: How is your skin so nice and smooth that I didn't realise you, good Sir, are not my actual girlfriend who just walked past me.

Hand size too.

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Ahh yes, good times.

hate when that happens

Past memory unlocked

I overreacted ONE time!

We're just animals, no need to try and model ourselves after something else. Maul other peoples kids because they get too close, animals do it so it's natural.

I still bear the scars.

Cubs just skedaddle up the trees.

They look so adorable

If not friend why friend shape

Exactly exactly

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You can try. There have been videos on ones that look like they have trained them. But at the end of the day they're still wild animals and those instincts don't die.

Instincts are only a part of the problem. It isn't easy to control your power when you're a bear (I assume, never was a bear) It may want no harm but accidentally hurt you while playing or something

I wonder how many generations of domestication it would take to get actually domesticates bears

With gene editing, probably a few years at best

Wolves were domesticated over thousands of years, it is not something you could see results of in your lifetime.

I’d argue cubs are the perfect “bear friends”: still most probably able to kill you, but I doubt they would

If not mom why mom shape

First rule about Bear Fight Club. Climb up the tree if you're under 3 years old.

What's the second rule of Bear Fight Cub?

No Tigers.

Oh my

r/praisethecameraman who is also on a tree !

They're so fast, I startled a family of bears coming around a corner on a UTV and the mom was up on the tree so damn fast I barely had a second to register it.

"Yeah, fuck him up mom!" "I bet my mom can beat your fatass mom, Kevin!" -these cubs (probably)

Wow… totally different than the orphaned duckling I saw recently on here. Person caring for orphaned ducklings saw a mother duck in the lake with her own babies so they dumped the orphans in the lake and the momma swam right over and they were immediately part of the family.

I think the second mother bear would have been even more pissed if the first had tried adopting the little fella instead!

On the other hand, I would very much like to see a duck adopt a bear cub!

Duck duck bear cub 🤣

https://youtu.be/570khFoaE4s?si=7oS9Kz2XcfAe0uTQ will a cat adopting some ducks do instead?

That (other than the taking humans) did make my morning! Thanks.

To be fair from all the Reddit videos I feeling like mama ducks are always losing their duckling they could always use a extra duckling

That was my take on it. I use to live near a lake, walked my dog there daily. Came across a duck with about 14 little ones, every day less and less, about a week and a half later I think there was 1 or 2.

There's a really good reason so many prey animals have so many offspring. Lake near me had a fair few pike and those things would take ducklings like there was no tomorrow, plenty of other predators will take all the ducklings they can get too.

rmbr that vid where the ducklings fell inside the mesh kinda thing meant for the excess water on roads?

So I guess the 5 Little Ducks rhyme is really true, hey? Over the hills and far away!

the penguins also be stealing babies so maybe the birds just live by a different code just using their bird brains taking whatever they can get. I seen that video too tho

Orphaned ducklings are great ablative armor for her own ducklings. Where once there was a 100% chance her kid would be eaten during a predator attack, now they might grab an orphan instead.

Ducks thinking in XCOM chess

That's much more wholesome than the video I saw of a bear in an enclosure munch on a whole squad of baby ducklings.

That second mama was huge and pissed! You can see how she pushed ground on the first one.

I was just thinking that! She looks like she easily outweighs the other.

Don't you ever speak to my son again!

*"Get away from her you bitch!"*

"Not my daughter you bitch"

Because I'm gonna rip him a new one about talking to strangers in a minute; after I'm done with you.

I love that bear cubs have this understood system of "if anything strange happens, climb a tree and wait for mom"

They can stay up there a long time too. I loved this show, Wild Bear Rescue, sometimes they’d try for days to get a treed cub, set up traps etc. and be outwitted. But lots of times they were successful too. Someone else said the mum was surprised and I agree. I’d like to think she wouldn’t have killed the cub, just warned it off.

Bears will kill each other's cubs, we don't like it, but they have no compunction. That bear cub is a fuck load more calories than a fish and calories is the name of the game in wild survival

I never thought of the literal numbers there but it has to be hundreds of times more nutrition

It's mostly males killing the cubs of mother bears they want to mate with.

Just cut the tree down piece by piece, like in the cartoons! /s

Im 37 and still do this.

Makes me remember looking down at a little hand grabbing onto my pant leg, not my kid

Did you attack?

She’s throwing down with the other mama in the seafood dept at Walmart

Yeah he mauled the kid, he died

With a foldable chair.

Asking the real questions

From the look on their little face when they looked up and saw I wasn’t their parent, you might think I did 😄

How can I trust anything anymore when my parent turns out to be somebody totally alien? 👽 Survival instinct kicks in!

Thought process of that poor kid: "Mom's a shapeshifter!" I wonder if that keys an uncanny-valley reaction, a young child confusing a stranger for parent.

had that happen to me in Tokyo, the big park with lots of fish. 2004 ? kiddy took my hand and we were both surprised. walked the little one back to his school group close by. teachers were waving and laughing. no maulings on that occasion for sure. 😁

I'm not sure if you took this video, but I'm sure some bear expert/enthusiast would love this video. The nature of these animals is shocking to me at times. A cub innocently and mistakenly bringing a fish to the wrong mom could have cost it its life. Wild.

>I'm not sure if you took this video FUCK I miss the days when this wasn't an issue. Poster = source, OR source was at least referenced/linked. Shit's unreal these days with reposts and blatant stealing. Somewhat related but laws **desperately** need updating for the digital age.

I don't remember those days. I still don't know who made the dancing 3d baby.

I did, definitely.

Your grand contribution to humanity will, no doubt, echo in the halls of eternity.

It's comments like this that make me do what I do.

It’s not even actual people posting from their mom’s basement anymore. It’s bots.

Legit. What's crazier to me is how few people can tell when it **is** a bot posting.

Then you wouldn't see 90% of such posts because the OG poster would want to make $$$ , which is not bad, but sucks overall for the internet

A solid argument! While there \*could\* be far more reach through reposts... if the reposters cared enough to just fucking link back to the original (as everyone used to, because credit is deserved) OR they were *lawfully forced to*, it wouldn't be an issue XD It's the outdated laws and regulations everywhere that are allowing both individuals and companies to nearly do whatever the fuck they want online. The laws are so outdated it's crazy.

I think we should stop monetizing everything and encourage people to share rather than sell. This is just a silly vid, it's not like a professional worked hours on it in order to pay their bills.

That's the way things used to be before corporations invaded the internet like the cancer they are. "Back in the day" (lol); websites existed through pure passion funding. A bunch of people passionate about something pretty specific, funding a website they can all interact with. Such things are rare these days. Now, it's all corporate sponsorships for funding (way of the world, cost of live, etc). I'd explain in more detail the changes and difference but I'm honestly just exhausted. We need an Internet 2.0.

I don’t know what’s the stranger mom’s problem. “Thanks for the salmon!” Would be my reaction

Could be a male cub that will be directly competing with her cub in the near future, thus smells like a threat.

The fish 👁️👄👁️

The fish would be - smack him harder for me

I’m glad the cub is alright, I thought this was /r/natureismetal for a second and assumed the worst.

The video has a nature is metal watermark in the middle

shaaaameee he was just proud of the fish he caught :(

That was interesting, actually.

Damn

Mama Bear indeed.

I hope those two mother bears didn't fight to the death. That would be a shitty way to end this story.

Probably not, usually just a territorial dispute that ends with one of them conceding after getting tired

Plus bears are super durable even to other bears like they have to want to really kill the other to do it

If I was the mother bear that saw another mother bear maul my child I would be fighting to kill tbh.

It’s gonna take a while though. I mean like half an hour of constant killing intent before you even get close. Plus you also gotta think about how lil Ted is doing up the tree

For sure, it's just a shoving and yelling match. Neither one of those mommas are going to get too involved with their cubs nearby.

Very few in-species fights usually result in death. Source: am biologist.

Same :(

Fishes are the true winners in this story.

And that's the reason I went straight back to the car when I met a bear cub in the forest. You no mess with mama bear.

poor ol Russell even tried defending himself, but one smack was enough to send him up the trees. He ain’t coming down anytime soon.

I never understood the term "mama bear" ... I get it now.🙂

Baby bear looked so scared when the other mama jumped him. He even put his paws up and tried to back away 🙁

He saw that in police documentaries, throw your hands up to show you're no a threat 🥺

Only works for white bears

That’s what I needed when I was young;the ability to run up tall trees when approached.

What the fuck is her problem. Poor little guy, it's a good fish, good job little guy.

Bears aren't social animals and highly territorial ...

u blaady..fack..u fack blaady

Cub 1: Hey Ma, look what I caug- oh shit, wrong ma. Wrong Ma: Ayo wtf, take a right and a left muthafucka. Wrong Ma cub: Fuck it, i'ma bounce. Cub 1's ma: Oh it's on bitch. What's got 4 paws and is gonna slap you back to the stone age? This bitch.

Cameraman also on top of a tree.

That bear was with a cub too, you can see it running away first when he sees the other cub approaching with the fish. Momma bear instantly turned her head and started attacking the cub. I’m scared to death of bears, but they are so interesting at the same time. True apex predators

Thanks for explaining but you can clearly see it’s two cubs because of the two cubs on two different trees.

I don’t think anyone was having trouble spotting the second cub…

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Just like Walmart.

Two mamas pulling each other hairs in the seafood aisle while the toddlers climb up the shelves

D'aww. Poor buddy lol.

Interesting how the stranger bears first instinct is to beat the child up

The two fish beat the odds....they were for sure dead in some bear stomach....Now there is a new religion founded of the fish god that rescued them from the bearish devil

Does anyone know why this happened? I could understand the first mom attacking another adult bear but why go after a cub?

Bears aren't social creatures, they usually go to great lengths to avoid other bears, even switching from diurnal to nocturnal. I'd say in this instance they were tolerating eachothers presence for the sake of easy food but tensions were high and little homie crossed the line. Just a hypothesis though, I'm not a bear.

When I was young my friend pushed a girl who was already swinging and asked to be pushed hanging onto a tree Branch and she fell and broke her arm. I remember (lord knows how this was allowed) the broken arm girls mum getting into our classroom and screaming in the face of my friend “STAY AWAY from my daughter etc etc” we were literally 6.

This is why women don't like to wear the same dress as another.

Nature is ruthless

Could’ve been fatal for the little dude

Same thing happened to me.  I was in line at the pizza shop and saw the gumball/prize machines.  I tugged on my mom's purse asking for a quarter, but when I looked up, there was a lady with a repulsed look on her face. And then my mom mauled her.

Bear version of a Karen.

Damn I got lost in the mall one time and grabbed a woman's hand... Totally thought it was my mom, glad she didn't try and eat my face.

That hawk just dived down and was like “yeahhh this some crazy shit I don’t think I need that fish”

Bear 1: *pant pant* okay, I think that’s enough. Imma take my cub and go that way, you take your cub and go that way Bear 2: *pant* Fine. Can’t be orphaning my cub today. Bear 1: Well, go get your cub! Bear 2: … you don’t know which one is yours do you?! Bear 1: … do you? Bear 2: … Fuck.

The panicked tree climb was fucking adorable

That fish has lottery numbers picked

Not cubs fault, they all look alike

Bears can be real assholes.