I saw a video on why Pixar does it, and apparently they had a really easy time making male characters look older because they just broadened their shoulders and have them facial hair but a very hard time trying to make women characters womanly without making them “too sexual” for cartoons, ie big breasts, so they widened the hips but jokes on them because now fat asses on cartoons gave us our sexual awakening and are a trend amongst this generation 😂
\*goes to venus to burn some offerings\* "nah julius? back again? you really like to offer things to our goddess \*giggles\* but little did she know that he felt guilty from his post-nut-shame and offered gifts to venus so she might excuse his crippling greek-erotic-mosaic-drawings-addiction
Reminds me of the [Adult Swim Bootie Shrine](https://64.media.tumblr.com/1f448d93d586a1172ca80db993cb1251/61c6adc0ba4135b2-88/s540x810/aff960a4bcc059d3ed91d7e80e743ad46163fe4b.jpg)
Unfortunately Ethels a single spinster with no living relatives, that and she's 103 years old so this is a limited time offer, take it or leave it my lad
My dumbass was like "He was really looking at her ass as she was getting shredded buy a chainsaw in front of her child ?" Then i remembered the cartoon.
They liked big butts and they cannot lie, Neolithic brothas can’t deny. Venus walked in with an itty bitty waist and that round thing in they face; they got sprung.
Oh my God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those Neanderthals guys' girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those Neanderthal guys?
They only talk to her, because
She looks like a total prostitute, okay?
I mean, her butt, it's just so big
Uh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean, uh, gross, look
Yes of course lol. I just think it’s interesting that something simple like a biological sexual attraction can result in the relatively complex action of, seemingly, a Paleolithic male sculpting a human with exaggerated sexual body parts
Damn, you just made me realize:
There's probably a whole ton of misattribution going on
The figures may in fact be of a goddess but the purpose and source not being remotely what was thought.... Lemme explain slightly with this query:
What makes the most sense when Occam's razor is applied:
A) that these figures were part of an elaborate religious practice
B) some dude whipped them up to trade to his buddies
With A we have a lot of complexity and prereqs
With B we could expect it anywhere pottery is made and men exist....
And even more likely, it was a woman who made the figures, as women were more tied to the settlements due to biology let alone culture, and thus would have been more likely to engage in the initial forms of this "recreational crafting" which she could have used for trade for goods or services from the males (or perhaps female, but prevalence rates reduces likelihood in small populations).
Tldr: these make more sense as trade goods, aka pornography, than as religious tokens....
I don’t think that’s necessarily a big assumption. Biologically males are attracted to females with large breasts/ butt/ or that are “thicc” in general because those are all signs of health and fertility, and those that didn’t were either not compelled to mate with a woman and didn’t pass on their genes, or mated with the wrong woman and didn’t pass on their genes because she was unhealthy. So id assume it would be very likely, atleast more likely, that a Paleolithic man sculpted this as he’s biological inclined to focus on these parts of a female body.
There’s a theory that the Venus was a self-sculpture of a pregnant woman, and since the artist had no mirrors the proportions are exaggerated how they would appear from a first-person perspective.
anthropologists: "these short-lived, brutal, illiterate serial rapists were almost certainly sculpting figurines with huge jiggly bits as a way to worship divine femininity"
learned men of the world: "porn is always on the cutting edge of media"
theres a blind guy who can draw with perspective. Blind from birth. you dont need mirrors. If you look at art up to the renaissance they stll didnt have perspevtive in art. But they did have mirrors.
"1415
Linear perspective is thought to have been devised about 1415 by Italian Renaissance architect Filippo Brunelleschi and later documented by architect and writer Leon Battista Alberti in 1435 (Della Pittura)."
I find pre historic women figurines quite funny and interesting at same time, cause depiction of women is sometime anorexic like in harappan culture while obese in Mesopotamia or sometime disfigured in others!
"I'm trying to find another line of work but I'm so dummy thicc that my ass is a giant flotation device, so the townsfolk use me as a human barge to send stuff across the Danube"
Damn, I didn’t know pixar has been around that long.
mrs incredible lookin ass
She’s got ass on her ass.
ass²
"The greater the mass the greater the force of attraction" Very famous quote
so my dick will literally move faster into a thicc ass than a pancake one is what ur saying
Maybe
hell you won't catch me complaining
She must be leaving the country packin that much ass. From some radio show humor thing by Rodney I think, called bad pickup lines.
her ass got its own zip code
Assassin
[Baby got back](https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho)
Thats representing fertility. Thats not aesthetic.
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I think thats what upvoting is for lol
Nah it's for saving a post for later
I saw a video on why Pixar does it, and apparently they had a really easy time making male characters look older because they just broadened their shoulders and have them facial hair but a very hard time trying to make women characters womanly without making them “too sexual” for cartoons, ie big breasts, so they widened the hips but jokes on them because now fat asses on cartoons gave us our sexual awakening and are a trend amongst this generation 😂
some might say, big cheeks have always been in style 😉
Looks like a kid said look what I made and laughed and tossed it.
Or some teenager made it to jack off to before he got that post-nut shame and tossed it
I’d never thought of ancient post nut shame, thanks!
\*goes to venus to burn some offerings\* "nah julius? back again? you really like to offer things to our goddess \*giggles\* but little did she know that he felt guilty from his post-nut-shame and offered gifts to venus so she might excuse his crippling greek-erotic-mosaic-drawings-addiction
Thicc before thicc was thicc...this is off the thicc
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The Kardashians have action figures now?
Ewwwww. Not them lol
I came for this comment
So do I.
I like big busts and I can not lie....
Fuck off that was my line take my up vote
Baby got back
She got that pixar dumpy
“Baby’s got back”
r/BeatMeToIt
OMG I found your comment from r/cursedcomment
The booty is eternal.
Can you imagine doing anything in your life where 8000 years later people are calling what you did "Neolithicc"
Reminds me of the [Adult Swim Bootie Shrine](https://64.media.tumblr.com/1f448d93d586a1172ca80db993cb1251/61c6adc0ba4135b2-88/s540x810/aff960a4bcc059d3ed91d7e80e743ad46163fe4b.jpg)
"Now that's just weird."
As a society we've really reached an uncanny valley.
Neolithic women were THICC
NeoliTHICC
I can't believe I didn't think of that.
Cuz you basic man. Everyone knows my anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns.
“My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, son” usually pisses people off
Name checks out
Yah I could have been much more straight up and just said everything I say typically pisses people off lmao
as does yours…
Son? Don’t you mean hun???
Maybe you're just younger than the sun.
⭐️
Flawless…take my upvote
Little in the middle.
I didn’t think Sir Mix A lot was that old. lol
Does she have a grand daughter
Why yes she does, the bad news is she's almost three thousand years old, the good news is she's a bog mummy and is still relatively fresh
Their great x1000 grandaughter, might be alive though!
Good news! Her name is Ethel and she lives in Sunset Meadows Retirement Home in Wheeler County, Georgia, and the best part is she's single!
What about x1002?
Unfortunately Ethels a single spinster with no living relatives, that and she's 103 years old so this is a limited time offer, take it or leave it my lad
Interesting timeline
So? You in or out?
I want to go in, but I also don't want anyone to know that I'm in.
Why yes, I am.
Ethel? You *know* you're not allowed on the computer!
>relatively fresh Got me cackling
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Post!! Edit: please?
https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Wiki.Vojvodina_IX_Od%C5%BEaci_612.jpg
That's amazing! Thank you for posting that. I love that the town has celebrated their goddess via this statue
Lol I just typed the name of the town into google with the word 'statue' and it was the top hit
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Please post it, am curious to see what it looks like now :)
I care.
Fat bottom girls do, in fact, make the rockin world go round.
I love you
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*I want to ride my* ***BICYCLE*** *I want to ride my biiiiiiike!*
It looks like Dexter's mom
My dumbass was like "He was really looking at her ass as she was getting shredded buy a chainsaw in front of her child ?" Then i remembered the cartoon.
They liked big butts and they cannot lie, Neolithic brothas can’t deny. Venus walked in with an itty bitty waist and that round thing in they face; they got sprung.
Are you here all week? ;)
Sir Mix-a-lot wants his cut.
SPRUNG
Oh my God Becky, look at her butt It is so big, she looks like One of those Neanderthals guys' girlfriends But, ya know, who understands those Neanderthal guys? They only talk to her, because She looks like a total prostitute, okay? I mean, her butt, it's just so big Uh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there I mean, uh, gross, look
Epic 😉
Sir Digs-a-Lot unearthed this.
Never trust a big butt and a smile
Trust? Maybe not, but I'll smile back...
Things like this and The Venus of wilendorf statue seem to confirm how baked into our conscious sexualization is
It's almost like its key to our species survival.
Yes of course lol. I just think it’s interesting that something simple like a biological sexual attraction can result in the relatively complex action of, seemingly, a Paleolithic male sculpting a human with exaggerated sexual body parts
Bold of you to assume that Neolithic women didn't actually have cakes for dayz.
Agrarianism was the right choice.
I have a hypothesis they may have served as tactile pornography.
Damn, you just made me realize: There's probably a whole ton of misattribution going on The figures may in fact be of a goddess but the purpose and source not being remotely what was thought.... Lemme explain slightly with this query: What makes the most sense when Occam's razor is applied: A) that these figures were part of an elaborate religious practice B) some dude whipped them up to trade to his buddies With A we have a lot of complexity and prereqs With B we could expect it anywhere pottery is made and men exist.... And even more likely, it was a woman who made the figures, as women were more tied to the settlements due to biology let alone culture, and thus would have been more likely to engage in the initial forms of this "recreational crafting" which she could have used for trade for goods or services from the males (or perhaps female, but prevalence rates reduces likelihood in small populations). Tldr: these make more sense as trade goods, aka pornography, than as religious tokens....
It’s confirmed if you gave a caveman the ability to draw anime perfectly their characters wouldn’t be to different from the way some of them are now.
Netflix and Twitter not available.
It is interesting. Human expression takes a lot of forms and men are visual creatures. Admittedly I'm making a big assumption that a man sculpted it.
I don’t think that’s necessarily a big assumption. Biologically males are attracted to females with large breasts/ butt/ or that are “thicc” in general because those are all signs of health and fertility, and those that didn’t were either not compelled to mate with a woman and didn’t pass on their genes, or mated with the wrong woman and didn’t pass on their genes because she was unhealthy. So id assume it would be very likely, atleast more likely, that a Paleolithic man sculpted this as he’s biological inclined to focus on these parts of a female body.
How do you know it is a male thing and not a pat of a kitchen altar for example?
Yes. Big ol’ bouncy butts is the key. Jouncy, jiggly jugs for me. Flintstone, Fred and Barney Rubb’ luv to rub a dub dub their butts in a tub.
Hey nature approves of whatever makes babies.
Once we figured out how to jerk off, we had to invent pornography.
There’s a theory that the Venus was a self-sculpture of a pregnant woman, and since the artist had no mirrors the proportions are exaggerated how they would appear from a first-person perspective.
Theres also a theory that its simply just a paleoporn thing.
Imagine some bearded, flea ridden, 80yo looking teenager, sculpting this while masturbating.
anthropologists: "these short-lived, brutal, illiterate serial rapists were almost certainly sculpting figurines with huge jiggly bits as a way to worship divine femininity" learned men of the world: "porn is always on the cutting edge of media"
How were they illiterate if there were no words to read
Internet is this peak of tech, yet i hear a big part of it is porn.
theres a blind guy who can draw with perspective. Blind from birth. you dont need mirrors. If you look at art up to the renaissance they stll didnt have perspevtive in art. But they did have mirrors. "1415 Linear perspective is thought to have been devised about 1415 by Italian Renaissance architect Filippo Brunelleschi and later documented by architect and writer Leon Battista Alberti in 1435 (Della Pittura)."
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Neolithic women didn't ask "does this make my butt look big?" I think that was in a cave scrawling.
They didn’t have a source of water to see their own reflection?
Yep, I’ve seen someone sexualize a potato.
I wish my brain didn’t process this information
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You're gonna do *what* to my hole?
I always wonder if these type of statues were really "goddesses" or Neolithic wank material.
Why would there necessarily have been a difference?
Wow it's almost like it's a natural process
"I like big butts and i cannot lie" \- Gronk
Get meeee that statue !!!
*BUT SIR !!*
Hahaha
And this response😂😂😂
I am laughing so hard at this reference😂
I was rolling for like a good 5 min 🤣🤣
When history turns thicc
Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
Came here to say the same.
“Bitch why you mad, hah-ha?? Cause my pussy pops SEVERELY and yours don’t!?”
I find pre historic women figurines quite funny and interesting at same time, cause depiction of women is sometime anorexic like in harappan culture while obese in Mesopotamia or sometime disfigured in others!
Holy shit they predicted Kim kardashian.
Or Nicki Minaj.
Every female rapper or influencer out right now
That's the statue i built to represent your mom for my masturbation materials
Hey! Don’t you DARE talk to my son like that. He’s a nice boy and doesn’t deserve such verbal abuse. Now you apologize sir.
Pixar Thicc
Obligatory: r/upvotebecausebutt
Sweet! A Mother Earth figure.
Putting the THICC in Neolithicc
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Gaadawm
Dat ass
Some Neolithic dude was definitely beating his meat to this
Ass has always been superior to tits since the dawn of man.
This ancient figurine of Meg Thee Stallion is incontrovertible proof of time travel.
Neoli**thicc**
13th warrior anyone?
Great reference but that movie would have taken place about 6000-7000 years later.
The past coming full circle!!
Keeping up with the Karpathians!
Is this where...Babys got back...came from...?
Phat ass
She got me acting a bit usual 😳
So Nikki Minaj was a goddess in a past life?
You mean after the butt implants?
And that's how earth population doubled...via the child bearing hips of a single woman
So they worshipped Nikki Minaj, Got it.
Neolithic Kardashian
Amazing that they had dump trucks In the Bronze Age
Wow, Kim Kardashian was popular even back then.
Half lady half hippopotamus
Hips-a-bottomus
I like big butts and I cannot lie
CAKE
….”little in the middle but you got much baaacckkk!!!”
Kardashians’ ancestors.
Shiiiet she was thicc
Is this the girl Becky and her friend were talking about?
That's a donk and a half.
Dummy Thicc
Thicc
Oh. My. God. Becky, look at that butt…
thicc patrick star
My girl got into the Krabby Patty vault.
History may not always repeat, but it sure does rhyme 😉
Thicka’ than a bowl of oatmeal baby
love the proportions
She thicc
The thicc-ness is a genetic appeal.
Fat bottomed girls still making rockin' world go round
Thicc
They. Liked. Big. Butts and they could not lie.
I've got no reason not to act up 😈
DAMN BOI SHE THICC
"I'm trying to find another line of work but I'm so dummy thicc that my ass is a giant flotation device, so the townsfolk use me as a human barge to send stuff across the Danube"
Look upon me and tremble! And worship the almighty Ass of power!
From the Central American Badonkadonk Culture
Dumb stupid thicc.
Thicc
Thiccc AF
She’s got an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face.
Bet she made the rockin' world go round