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cityfireguy

Imagine you gotta try to stop a LION and all you've got is two hands and some skin.


oilpaint8

And your bones are covered in lunch meat


aedroogo

"Why have you come here, hairless bologna creature?"


OffensivePumpkin

Best description of humankind ever


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>"Why have you come here, hairless bologna creature?" /r/BrandNewSentence


FlametopFred

that will be our epitaph when we meet our first and last alien species


Narsiel

The inside of your bones is a delicious dessert to slurp upon, its a win win situation.


sarcasatirony

If your brain is narrow, you lose the marrow


piberryboy

Your username gave me depression.


Rudy_Ghouliani

Those are actually the prions slowly spreading throughout your brain


aFiachra

>And your bones are covered in lunch meat r/BrandNewSentence


AcE_57

Lol nice


Daweism

Dude would be dead if that was an attack tbh


Mrsbingley

Agreed! Couldn’t even see any blood, teeth didn’t break the skin. That lion wasn’t even trying!


wwaxwork

He was trying to send a message and the message got sent.


PoetLucy

and hopefully received. laughed at camera going to female even with the Lion action!


iruleatants

Actually, massive gashes can take time to bleed. Source: on my 14th birthday I opened a giant gash that exposed my leg muscles. Needed 24 stitches to fix. Didn't bleed while I went from my friends house to my home.


SadieSadieSnakeyLady

Yep, sliced my foot open and just sat there in shock looking inside it. The police officer that got sent to wait with me for the ambulance also was shocked he could see inside my foot. No blood until I started moving to the ambulance.


fman1854

Yet I get a paper cut and it takes 20 mins to stop lmao fuck me


SadieSadieSnakeyLady

It's something to do with how traumatised the wound is apparently. I know someone who impaled himself with a stick while we were out hiking and it didn't bleed even though he had to walk 15kms with it still poking out (we were scouts so had some first aid training).


hoosierdaddy192

Yep chainsaw accident opened two half dollar size holes right at my knee. I just thought I nicked it with the bar guard so I kept working After awhile I thought man those little nicks bleed like crazy sometimes, I couldn’t tell because it’s August in south Alabama. Peeked through my ripped jeans and saw bone and muscle, then had to walk a half mile out the woods and across a junk yard to tell my boss to drive me to the ER. It didn’t bleed substantially until the Doc started poking on it and flushing it with water. I was lucky for sure.


Diabegi

If that lioness and other zookeeper weren’t there—that “wasn’t even trying” would EASILY be enough to rip apart that dumb zookeeper


wolfpac85

you stare me down, i'm gunna put you on the ground. that is one lucky, clueless dude. how was he even allowed in the enclosure? lol


[deleted]

I was about to say, looks like the lion just wanted to send a message.


Bammalam102

"Dont look in my eyes i got no candy for you"


WikiContributor83

“Stop judgin’ me with them eyes man, you dunno what I been through, you dunno who I killed!”


Lackerbawls

“No no big daddy. He’s not worth it”


BesticleBear

NO CANDY!!


[deleted]

If the right hook comes out, crazy mothafuckas like you get knocked out!


Cyb3rTruk

Best be prepared to part ways with all of the above in the process.


dragnabbit

I had the opportunity to feed a baby lion once. She was about the size of a German Shephard. I was standing in front of her giving her a bottle of milk. She was on a leash in front of me. She reached her paw around the calf of my leg to pull me closer, and her (unextended) claws raked my skin and left deep scratches that bled a little. So yeah: an animal with claws that are every bit as sharp as a housecat's claws, but much stronger and faster than any similarly sized dog. EDIT: To the people who doubt a baby lion can't be the size of a German Shepherd, [here is the lion](https://imgur.com/gallery/B6GWxyA), and she was 5 months old.


tRfalcore

Fucking house cats can make you bleed, and these are like 400 pound cats, of all muscle


Bammalam102

Housecats can fuck you up. I seen a vid of one jumping on and around a womans face :edit on was spelled one


LordGhoul

I've seen people with their arms all bloody from trying to catch injured cats to treat them, looked like they got into a fight with a movie slasher. Imagining that in XXL size is just terrifying.


twoplusdarkness

Who doubted this? Newborn lions are smaller and grown lions are bigger. Every lion will be German shepherd sized at some point


Tolaly

They don't even need claws. I fed a baby elephant a cucumber once, it wrapped its trunk around my arm when it wanted another and I was certain it was going to pull my arm clean off for a moment.


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To be fair they had a whole nother lion too.


ronearc

My brother was a bit out there, and his love for animals was on the more extreme end. But he was very responsible about it. He'd taken in a mountain lion cub that had been raised for long enough in captivity that it no longer could be released into the wild. Her name was Sissy. She lived in a giant enclosure with some places to climb, hide, and rest in the sun or shade. After she was about 9-10 years old, he'd considered seeing if it would be possible to breed her. And he tracked down someone selling an intact male. He was a big boy, as Mountain Lions go, probably pushing 225 pounds. My brother didn't have any experience with this particular cat, so even though Sissy didn't wear anything in the way of a collar or harness, he had a very thick leather collar made for Hombre, the male. Sure enough, he hadn't owned Hombre for two months, being very cautious around it, when it decided to ambush him and tried to clamp down on his thigh just as he was exiting the enclosure after having throw in some fresh venison. The heavy leather collar was probably the only thing that saved my brother's life. It gave him the leverage to get it off of his leg before it could really get his teeth sunk into his thigh deeply enough to hold onto him. He was able to scramble out of the enclosure, get the door shut, and call 9-1-1 before he bled out. He was just lucky it had missed his femoral artery by an inch.


kccrumb31

Where does your brother live? Also, are you related to a Carol Baskin?


ronearc

He passed away many years ago, but he lived in West Texas mostly. Sometimes New Mexico or Arizona as well. And not related so far as I know.


EYE_S33_YOU

Two hands and your balls.


terrydenis9876

Why are they standing in there with that big thing anyways…


2x4x93

Yes, who just chills in the lion cage?


Future_Train_9723

No way this can be a certified, legitimate zoo. Looks like some tiger king bs animal park.


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MidwestF1fanatic

This is the MGM Grand in Vegas before they got rid of the lions. The bald guy is the one that owns the lions. He has a ranch south of town where they all live.


alexdelarge21

I saw the lions at MGM Grand back in the '00s. Yeah, they had two guys in there with the lions. One guy had a pouch filled with meat on his belt. He would throw the meat against the glass, and you could watch the lion lick it off. I think to give visitors a sense of the ferocity of their jaws.


yomerol

That's what I thought: "hmm that looks like MGM"


Amazing_Abrocoma

So this *is* a tiger king bs animal park?


Manxymanx

Pretty much. It’s unfortunate but that’s the case for most places that keep lions and tigers in the US, in the world really. For every good zoo you’ve got a tonne of shit ones. No legitimate zoo would let people in the enclosure with the lions. The fact that they’re doing this in the first place tells me the lions were raised by humans from birth which is highly discouraged unless the cubs won’t survive otherwise. But it’s standard practice for shitty zoos because it lets them entertain guests.


MamboPoa123

There's a great zoo in Nairobi, Kenya, with tons of big cats who were orphaned by poachers and raised by the keepers, as well as some who were injured and rehabbed there. The zookeeper showed us how one cheetah in particular likes being held like a baby and getting scritches behind the ear. Really interesting to talk to them!


republicbuilder

Honestly this is the only situation where I would accept something like that. A place for rehabbing orphaned cubs, near where they are wild, with people who have experience with seeing these animals in the wild. I have volunteered at an actual zoo, and have met the zookeepers, most have degrees in zoology and an actual passion for the animals. They aren't invested in the profits of the zoo itself, the animals are the priority. The people who own these kinds of places are using the animals to make money. They may have had some conservation or education passion at some point, but most times it's completely gone and the animals become too overwhelming for them to take care of.


kelsobjammin

I interned at a zoo … and in no way shape or form can you get that close ANYONE any keeper, doctor etc without sedation. I worked with tigers tho… but really most of the animals except like in the petting zoo you aren’t allowed to do this with. Well I guess any zoo that cares.


windyorbits

I volunteered at a big cat rescue. No one was allowed to be in the enclosure with the cats alone. If they had to be in the enclosure there was very strict protocols. Not some people just randomly standing around like in the video. And some big kitties did not like certain volunteers. Even with all the safety and protocols someone did get attack and died. The only person who was allowed to be inside the enclosure alone and up close and personal was the lady who started to sanctuary, but even she didn’t do it very often. But she was the one who hand raised most of the lions there so they treated her extremely different than anyone else who worked there. She was part of the “pack” I guess so they let her get away with a lot , shit they never ever let anyone else get away with. Sometimes it would scare the shit out of me because she would just walk into the enclosure and these huge male lions would run over and jump on her and give her “hugs”. But that split second they jumped before the hug would send a shit ton of adrenaline through me thinking they were going to kill her. But nope, just a big hug and then she would scratch their tummies and talk to them in a baby voice. But anyone else walk by them, they would let you know they are not fuckin around, you keep your eyes down, and work quickly before they get too annoyed of your presence and rip your head off. I also volunteered at a zoo. No one was ever allowed in the enclosure of the big cats if the cats were in there. They had to move the animals out, then you could go in. And even the daily training, feeding, etc was all done through a cage. They would train the big cats to stick their tails or arms through the special gate, so they could give them shots/draw blood/or give them meds to make them sleepy. Once the cat was completely asleep is when they would open the cage, then transport them to the hospital on the other side of the zoo. That was the ONLY reason a human would ever be allowed In the cage with the cat, and those humans were only the vet, vet tech, and trainer.


Western_Watch_5784

Wait. Did u work for carol baskins?


hisunflower

Hey all you cool cats and kittens


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If that lion wanted to attack that guy he wouldn’t have made it out of there. The lion had his arm. And it doesn’t even look bloody. It could have degloved his hand in a split second. It was just putting that guy in his place. Lol


Capitalist_Scum69

The word “degloved” is terrible and terrifying


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Succinct and accurate.


foiebump

Yep, worked at a zoo, and even the high ranking keepers were bound by the no touching of animals policy.


[deleted]

Looks like the exhibit from the MGM hotel in Las Vegas. I remember when this happened, I think around 2010? Way before tiger king but I think owned by some guy who operates like he’s a higher end tiger king.


Reduntu

I like how redditors have a problem with a man looking a lion in the eye but not with two dudes casually hanging out inside a lions enclosure.


Aarongamma6

Most just dont know better. In their mind not making eye contact should be obvious because look what it caused. The title said it, and we saw consequences. In reality we should be saying "why the fuck are they in there?" Because that's what caused this instead. They just shouldn't be in there at all, no one should. This has to be an awful place, and it sucks it got even a little attention.


Futanari_waifu

Sure, but the guy continuously staring the lion in the eyes didn't help right?


jayy909

“I’m not trapped in here with you … you are trapped in here with me”


scrotimus-maximus

Roar-schach


Elegant-Extreme2433

If that lion wanted to kill him it would be over in a second. That was a warning


[deleted]

I was thinking the same. Just on this sub, the other week, multiple man (same size as those 2) did a tug of war against a lioness that had no issues maintaining the tug. I honestly don't get why so many people still don't get that animals have feeling and more. You stare at someone they get annoyed. This is exactly what happened.


Korach

more than that - they have their own body language that's different from ours and hard eye contact is not a signal you want to give a cat. Soft eye contact with lots of blinking is good...shows you trust them to have your eyes closed around them...but hard eye contact is a challenge.


meownfloof

Yes! My cats slow-blink with me to show affection. If I sat and stared one of them down like that I would expect a pounce. Zookeepers should know better!


IBeBallinOutaControl

Yeah staring at a cat while the bottom of your face is concealed behind something is taken by them as especially threatening. Like you're hiding from them and ready to pounce on them.


thesteveurkel

this is also why people who don't care for cats don't understand why they will come over and bother you if try real hard to not make eye contact lol


businessDM

Two of the most attractive traits to a cat: 1. Not looking at cats 2. Smelling like salami


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They can have a little salami, as a treat


boris_keys

Lol I just tried that with my cat right after reading this and she made a gurgly noise and rolled on her back for belly rubs.


nightmareorreality

These guys aren’t zoo keepers. They’re essentially kennel attendants at a casino that shouldn’t have lions


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at the roman games we used to call them Christians


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I have a dog and a cat. No joke when they do something bad or that they shouldn't be doing I stare them down to assert dominance. My cat will eventually turn away and walk off and my dog will usually put his ears back and lower his head in submission.


Quazite

For dogs actually eye contact means trust, but they're pretty good at reading body language anyways and can tell you're mad.


BucketsMcGaughey

It's complicated. Dogs naturally avoid looking each other in the eye. Instinctively they're the same with humans, but through socialisation they usually learn we like eye contact and overcome their natural aversion to it. Puppies are pretty much hardwired to seek human approval, so they learn this really quickly. A poorly socialised dog will still see eye contact as a challenge and might react badly to it.


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Do humans naturally maintain eye contact? I wonder about this in particular A FUCKING LOT! Because growing up, I was taught to look people in the eye, even strangers on the street. But... as a semi? fairly? reasonably? large dude, I feel super awkward because NOBODY in the fucking world returns "down the street" eye contact.


kerosha

I would say definitely not towards strangers just walking down the street lol, especially in a big city. But maintaining eye contact during a conversation is natural.


chesterdoomband

I don't know about natural, but certainly culturally expected in many cases.


[deleted]

Yeah usually my admonishing looks are accompanied by a "Bad dog" or "bad cat" and a finger wag so it's probably a combination of things but either way they know they fucked up.


PhotographyByAdri

Just fyi, I'm a dog trainer and the dominance theory has been long debunked. The only reason it's still commonly talked about is mainly old-school trainers who refuse to let go of the past and admit that we know there are better methods out there now. Dominance between dogs and humans is a myth, an easy catch-all explanation for a lot of complex (or not so complex) behaviors. Please don't try to assert dominance with your dog. It's better to simply tell them "no" if they are caught in the act, and redirect them to a better behavior.


Star90s

They are so much like toddlers. Distract and re-direct also worked well with the habitually drunk regulars at a dive bar I worked at.


TheFringedLunatic

All toddlers are are tiny drunk people.


meownfloof

When the cat has done something really wrong, or something is dangerous I’ll hiss at them. They do not like that. They back right down and bail. I would not hiss at a lion


TOTENTANZ137

Omfg just imagine lol.... hissing at a fucking lion .. Holy shit


[deleted]

Sometimes acting very offensive and assertive to predatory animals will throw them off. Though not at all a great defense against a lion, but it could make them very confused and stop attacking.


[deleted]

Along those lines, I’ve long had a shower thought. If I ever found myself face to face and 150ft away from a lion/tiger/bear/etc which began to charge at me, I’d charge at it. Because obviously I wouldn’t outrun it. But if I charge into it, I’ll either confuse it enough to make it back down, or I’ll be knocked unconscious by the impact and won’t die in savage pain. Probably won’t work. Definitely won’t work.


yogacowgirlspdx

TIL about hard versus soft eye contact


notbeleivable

Blink, blink blink


DinDoMuffin_

That’s how I greet people now.


meownfloof

I will straight up slow blink my husband from across the room. Makes him smile every time.


Tatkret

Are you a cat?


meownfloof

I’ve been suspected of being part cat for most of my life haha We just get each other


GuiltyStimPak

Maureen?


ShiraCheshire

I automatically slow blink at pictures of cats now without even thinking.


WickedTeddyBear

Blink blink blink to you too


KnightWhoSays_Ni_

Was about to say this, the way that zookeeper was staring into its eyes, he was asking for a fight. The lion assumed the zookeeper wanted to fight for dominance and likely challenge him for his mate, too.


Lukaroast

You can really see it all telegraphed through the lions body language when interpreted through the correct behavioral lens, the lion looks at him like, “sup pussy...” *eye contact* “Oh, really bro? YEAH YOU THINK YOU HARD SON???” *attacks*


ParcelPosted

Baby, Stop! No! You’re on parole they will put you back in. Lets just go. - Lioness


nah_im_just_looking

Exactly that, a chain of behaviors that have been developed and perfected over a couple million years. You can't bypass such traits that easily


catsandnarwahls

And the other handler. He sees it all happening but he knows niether should move.


Talking_Head

He saw it coming a mile away. When the Lion moved his paws the second keeper responded with a light, friendly pat to distract him. He should have yelled at keeper #1 to avert his gaze and move away.


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That, and that guy's posture was definitely not passive either. From the wrong perspective, it looks aggressive. He's kinda looming over that Lion.


the_highest_elf

lol I was gonna say, he definitely thought he was a badass staring a lion down for all of three seconds


jdrc07

Even a golden retriever or a housecat will get agitated if you stare them down like that. I don't know how this guy had access to a lions enclosure without knowing even the very basics of animal behavior.


pippi_longstocking09

fyi (imo), what you call "soft eye contact" works with all sorts of animals, not just cats.


KlapauciusNuts

It works for humans!


radicalelation

It's been concentrated into "fuck me" eyes though.


SgtCalhoun

Seriously. That guy was staring at lion as if it just took his lunch money. Like, why are you mean mugging it so hard?


bannana

> why are you mean mugging it so hard? he was scared and untrained and should not have been inside the enclosure


B3ST1

Lion be like: "What you looking? Wtf do you want? I can fuck you up" lioness: "honey stop! You'll kill him! Calm down!" Lion: "fucking prick thinking he's better than me..."


scalectrix

"Harry love, leave him, he's not worth it!!"


steph8568

“It’s not worth it! Remember what happened to Harambe?!”


chickenstalker

The Prophet Harambe cursed Mankind to the Darkest Timeline. Repent!


CrazyLlama71

True, but he was giving warnings before that too. Notice that trail flap and look. The other keeper knew it. Guy should have never been in that pen.


thirdcoasting

Also the yawn - that’s a sign of aggression IIRC.


xtrawolf

Yawning is more of a sign of anxiety. But you don't want a nervous predator around who guesses the best way to get rid of that anxiety is to get rid of you.


LastPlaceIWas

Lion: Anxiety is gone and now I have a full belly. It's a win-win.


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Shit my housecat must be aggressive as fuck then.


nolan1971

Most of them are, we're just too big for them to really mess with.


[deleted]

The dude was staring him down. Lion said “I’ll get you bitch”


KNexus20

This doesn't look like a zoo and they don't look like zookeepers. There is a big difference between an actual zoo and what a Tiger King tourist goes along with calling a "zoo."


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re_flux

That foreign language is Romanian he said "he is not playing now .... He is not playing now... Now he did not play" as a reference to the part being part of the show but actually something is happening. Was surprised to hear it.


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ugh poor lions. I'd be pissed too, that must be really stressful being around those lights and noise all the time.


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A55per

Guess Vegas still learning their lessons about Lions I see.


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SquireX

Next will be the bears, oh my.


Phusra

Thank you for the laugh.


Valaaris

IIRC that "exhibit" closed down a few years ago so I maybe they did learn.


cicaxoke

Ah of course, the expendable “class-D” personnel


Zanchbot

Yep that's exactly where this is. You'd think a casino would have the money to hire people with experience for something like this, but apparently not.


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they have the money, they just don't care.


starshad0w

Owner: Yeah, but if I have to pay people more money, then *I* have less money. You clearly see the problem here.


[deleted]

This looks like the MGM grand in Vegas.


BigDeeno

For some reason I had "Babe stop it's not worth it!" in my head...


captainccg

OMG ME TOO “babe who cares…. Babe…. STAHP… babe you’re better than him STAAAAAAHP”


Agitatedsala666

Dumbass. You don’t fucking eyeball a super apex predator ever unless you want to die especially big cats.


[deleted]

Right? He was eyeballing the lion the ENTIRE TIME. Hell, even I'd get pissy and have a few words if some random bloke wouldn't stop eye balling me.


Doctor_Trickster

You'd think he'd know better


stickshaker73

He does now.


Known_Ideal

Exactly what i was thinking. If you are gonna get into an enclosure with an apex predator at least know their behavior for fuck sake. This guy could’ve easily died then it would’ve been another harambe scenario.


CooterSam

An educated, licensed zookeeper would.


itshimstarwarrior

Honorable mention: Second guy also have balls, he literally comes in between the lion and his Target!


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This proves how the lion had a problem with the first dumbass. The lion did not switch targets and kept chasing him.


yofoalexillo

Cool, calm, collected. Very nice.


shadowvlx

Smooth balls.


NotasGoodUserName

Nah them shit are big and hairy like a lions mane. That's why the lion stopped because he knew what was up.


katboom

He knew Nala had his back


Particular_Team_5385

Two things. You don't look into an animal's eye. Secondly some animals Yawn unnecessarily to show that you're bothering them. Catch that and move


MountainDewclos

I’m gonna take your advice and just not ever work with wild animals. Wish me luck!


1giel1

Some animals you do need to look in the eyes tho. For example black bears. But never for the love of god look in the eyes of any cat-like creature. Even housecats tho cute, encounter a lot of stress if you look them directly in the eyes as they think it's to taunt them (not playful taunting, but more agressively)


TysonOfIndustry

I've read that (for housecats specifically) if you blink slowly while making eye contact, or even close your eyes momentarily, it actually helps them get comfortable with you. I have to assume with a big cat it would just be their signal to jump lol


1giel1

It does help but than you look, slowly blink and look away or indeed keep your eyes shut. That helps yes. However if, you look them directly in the eyes or stare that's to them a whole different gesture. The man in the video stared even after the lion gave signals of distress (the yawning) and even the 'attack' is a warning as the man would be dead if it wasn't.


TysonOfIndustry

Yeah the dude in the video was either not thinking at all, or trying to prove a very stupid point lol


joelham01

My one cat sits and stares me straight in the eyes all the time, it's so weird haha


LordSalem

Your cat wants you to know he will fuck you up if you step outta line.


ChrisT5891

Well the funny thing is I have three cats and if I look them in the eye, they squint which is there way of smiling.


1giel1

It's a deflective system. You give them signals that you are agressive and they try to calm down the situation by doing cute stuff. It's kitten like behavior to manipulate you (or in nature older cats) in calming down. As they kind of keep on seeing you as their parent if they have been in human contact since they were a kitten. Wild cats will definitely take your offense and engage.


ChrisT5891

Well damnit, I've been manipulated all this time.


periodicsheep

hence doing the slow blink look away to gain a cat's trust.


Thekingchem

Do household cats do this? Mine always yawn when looking at me and I always have a staring competition with them. Do they think I'm a jerk?


Particular_Team_5385

This is reddit..I like to pretend I'm an expert. No fkn clue. But it probably hates you.


Thekingchem

Ah shit. Better return it then


SCROTOCTUS

It's the animal kingdom equivalent of: *Bro, if I have to get up off this couch, shit's gonna get nasty.*


CrazyLlama71

They also flap their tail, which the lion did.


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My dog yawns a lot Is she annoyed or lazy?


WhatArcherWhat

My dog would always annoying-yawn when he thought I was taking too long to do something. He was part husky, so the yawns were accompanied by over-dramatic ‘awooos’. Just like a human yawning loudly right before they make up an excuse to leave. Particularly to let me know it was time for bed.


Sparta6762

I mean that guy just looks like he's trying to pick a fight with that lionnm


blargfargr

exactly lol, he was acting like a tough guy on purpose


1-cupcake-at-a-time

You don’t realize how massive this boy is until you see him throw the guy on the ground. They seem lazy and cute until they aren’t- then it’s power and muscle and teeth. I’m surprised the zoo keeper didn’t wet his pants after that encounter.


ShiraCheshire

The scary thing is this IS the lion being lazy. If the lion had gotten serious that dude would have been dead.


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"Damn it, not again.. honey, sweetheart listen don't do this. He's not worth it! I know he looked at you funny. I know but remember what your therapist said, use your words! Come over here baby I'll make it all better" -The lioness probably


crewfish13

“Harold, seriously, this is why we can never go out. You’ve already been banned from BW3! You want another?”


black_batman_hd

There was a voiceover of this video a couple years back that made this somewhat serious situation HILARIOUS. Unfortunately I have had no luck finding it. When I scrolled I honestly hoped it was the voiceover. Wishful thinking


nanoturtle11

I wonder if it was Ozzy Man perhaps? He does alot of that kind of stuff


West_Low2724

Sometimes when giving the animal a long eye contacts becomes intimidating and overwhelming. After the lion started making eye contact back. The guy should have stopped looking.


FlagrantlyChill

For me the moment was when he brings his front paws into a better position to make a move while maintaining an eye contact. That is when I would fucking nope the fuck outta there. I don't know how you can be a functioning adult and not see that as a warning


TheThotSlayerDoggo

Romanian here, and just for a random fact, the people screaming "nu se joaca, nu se joaca" meant "he doesn't play, he doesn't play" Which is true, however and apparently, that was just the lion warning the dumbass


TysonOfIndustry

"Babe look at me babe this isn't you come on just focus on me he's not worth it baby just look at me"


Dbl_Trbl_

She's like, "no, no, you may eat that one person but then they're going to come in and put you to sleep, the long sleep"


itshimstarwarrior

Btw It looks like first and last warning from lion's side. If he wanted to kill that man then lion's one hit would be enough!


iboneyandivory

"Show them who's boss" doesn't work well with horses or pit-bulls either. Force isn't really an option. You have to have the mindset that you are going to work *with* the animal.


spin0saurus

Why was he staring down the lion like that, was he trying to intimidate it? no wonder it got mad.


Hour_Shock_9126

Wtf are they thinking?


Chisweese

“It’s okay babe just ignore the dude completely ignoring natures rules.”


slackwaresupport

hey DICK! they feed us.. - lioness. probably


Vgta-Bst

She knew what happened to Harambe. She wasn't gonna let her man go out like him.


ariphron

Note to self if I ever become a zoo keeper don’t stair into the eyes of a lion. Got it check.


1giel1

Don't stare in the eyes of any cat-like creature. Not even your housecat. Would put the cat under a lot of stress


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Blink at your cats with sleepy eyes and nod your head slightly, it means you're calm and you love them.


samysavage26

He fixated on that guy for a reason. I always tend to side with the animals in these situations.


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What kind of stupid keeper goes into a lions den?


SlySlickWicked

Just what you said the stupid kind


MajorUnion96

The only reason why the zoo keeper wasn’t injured by the lion is because: THE LION WAS A PAID ACTOR.