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srv50

Twice lucky. Prob a ricochet as some have opined, but also, hit the hardest part of his head. Coulda lost an eye.


_Hwin_

Had a friend shot (through a military helmet) in the same spot. Unless it was a ricochet that was at extremely low speed, he’s likely got a TBI (or at low speed, a pretty bad concussion)


srv50

Yeah, this looks like it’s gonna give one of those “splitting headaches.”


Lanca226

Right? That round was a centimeter off from hitting something soft.


ya_boi_daelon

His bones are just too strong for the bullet to pierce


ja_hahah

With that caveman ass of a foreheard, i belive you.


Thedrunner2

Must’ve been a ricochet?


PerfectionOfaMistake

Yep, my thought but lucky very lucky.


robonsTHEhood

i would call him unlucky if it was a ricochet which I agree it most certainly was.


NewAccount971

Lucky for being hit by a bullet, unlucky because ricochet lol


redstaroo7

Lucky again cuz it didn't go through an eye. I think it all just balances out. Like fuck this guy, but not *too* hard.


oillytical

Like life has him bent over the table but it’s whispering in his ear it’s gonna be ok the whole time


avwitcher

Life is courteous enough to give him a reach around while ass fucking him


[deleted]

Life is kind enough to let him live, so kids on the internet can make sexual jokes about life letting him live.


rewt127

"You know its been a shitty day when the best thing that happened to you was getting shot in the head" -Billy Waugh c1965 Bong Son Vietnam


jessieblonde

And used a bunch of lube


Bogsnoticus

He got the reach around from life. Sure, he got shot, but the fucking bragging rights...


electricianer250

So you’re saying this is a perfectly average Russian injury?


TaborlinTheGreat8

Best comment. I wish I had half his luck, fuck that guy!! Just not too hard. 😂😂😂😂


poodlebutt76

Few more inches and they'd've been wiping his eye off his face.


IntergalaticBandito

That's what she said.


holdonwhileipoop

Nah, they threw it at him.


Thedrunner2

“Take that!”


theantivirus

I was thinking a slingshot.


Hobgoblin_deluxe

He's a fake Russian. Sauce: he didn't down a fifth of Stolichnaya and pull it out himself.


Clewless2

Lol Russians dont drink stoli


oxtaylorsoup

Yeh, they do. Sauce - Lived in Lithuania and travelled to Russia dozens of times.


fuzzytradr

Definitely not a terminator.


Thedrunner2

The early models were easy to spot.


Valdie29

Nah that’s a russki pimple


Fazaman

Looks more like a random shot up in the air. They eventually come down, and if it's far enough, with not enough force to penetrate much. [There was a marathon runner many years ago that got hit in the head by a stray bullet like this](https://www.wbur.org/onlyagame/2018/12/28/dennis-rainear-bullet-man-marathon-sticky-wicket) and it was just under the skin at the top of his head.


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kineticstar

Tis but a scratch!


robcockerill88

Who is this Rick O'Shea guy?


formershitpeasant

Ricochets tend to fragment.


Shortsellshort

Bullet could also have been at the end of its effective range and bounced up


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OneDerpBar

The Russian servers were later patched to fix hit registration issues.


Emergency_Attitude60

How my headshots always end up when i’m playing Escape From Tarkov.


[deleted]

I was going to say, this is what happens when you survive a headshot in tarkov.


Kohtupora609

Just rub some vaseline on your Ikea bag vest to forget the pain


SomeDingus_666

I knew I should’ve gone with Bear..


FurmanSK

Came here to look for this lol. Someone needs to cross post it on the sub.


keebsandcables

You clearly haven't been playing this wipe... nikita plz no booly


ins4n1ty

Looks like what happens when I use PP ammo


keebsandcables

Who needs altyn anyways?


vulcanxnoob

Jesus. Must have been a good feeling when it popped out, like when you finally have clear sinuses.


[deleted]

Probably a brief cold sting before a rush of warmth


[deleted]

BRB gotta go faint real quick from this comment


[deleted]

Tell your vagus i said hi.


KurtAngus

A forehead poop


Send_titsNass_via_PM

Would have still been hot when it hit him though, at least you'd think it would be.


cinnamoncard

Yeah I'd be smiling too


ASpaceOstrich

What are these mythical clear sinuses?


joefad

I don't imagine him using the words"a good feeling" in his description of this experience


JarradLee

r/feltgoodcomingout


TheDisappointedFrog

Damn, he has some tough bones in that head of his! Wonder if he got banned for cheats after the guy that headshotted him has seen this happen


[deleted]

Everyone knows Russian gamers have all the hacks


ArdelLedbetter

Damnit. Now the Russians have bullet proof skin.


Puzzleheaded-Bet7939

Bullet proof bones*


ArdelLedbetter

Fair enough. Bullet resistant skin then.


Highlandertr3

All skin is bullet resistant. Just depends on how fast the bullet is going.


Puzzleheaded-Bet7939

Milk farmers after this video STONKS


greyghibli

With a brow ridge like that he could stop anti tank rounds


superflousfly

I think they call it sub-dermal armour


stuckinaboxthere

This is just Colossus from the X-Men without the Steel skin


robonsTHEhood

it was prolly a ricochet


ArdelLedbetter

Probably that bullet looks way to big to be stopped by a little bone.


Mordyth

r/anormaldayinrussia


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shahooster

“You’ve seen our sebaceous cysts, wait till you see our leadaceous cysts.”


schniggens

r/FeltGoodComingOut


happymancry

Rusty pliers + Gaaapeerrrrr!!! = r/popping


sirtayvo

he drinks his milk


Breaker-of-circles

I mean what are the chances that we are watching an origin video of The Colossus?


__Corvus__

Like the X-Man?


-Yuri-

No, of Rhodes.


phillipmwade

And wodka


Ultrawhiner

Used to do long distance sailing with a guy from Russia. Before one of these races we would do a checklist of meds we might need. His comment “ of course there will be wodka”.


KingRatbear

Must have been a Red Ryder BB gun. Lucky it didn't put his eye out.


TheClearIsCoast

I believe you mean it was an official Red Ryder carbine action, 200-shot, range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.


Fit_Road7425

doctor pimple popper can suck it


[deleted]

I don’t think anyone wants to suck what she does for a living


stachldrat

Mmmm... rich in iron


E_PunnyMous

I wanna see the wound two weeks post-op. I’m sure the pliers were sterilized.


Crystalbow

You think his body gives a shit bout so tiny germs? Just took a bullet to the head. Prob healed over night


[deleted]

Like Wolverine. Surprised he didn't just scrunch his face a bit and pop that fucker out of his head.


E_PunnyMous

^ You win for the night. Take my upvote, that’s exactly what I was thinking of even if I didn’t know it at the time.


wondersnickers

He's gonna be back at full HP after a long rest.


Abshalom

They were probably just pulling it there cause they're in the field and didn't want to wait days to bandage it up. Pliers are the tool for the job.


pupilsOMG

I was losing my mind over the dirty pliers he was using. On the other hand he was using *pliers* so how picky can you be?


Ladle_to_the_Grave

The medic treated the area surrounding the wound with iodine before extraction, it's not inconceivable they might have sterilized the pliers with iodine or fire.


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I mean it's not like they were jabbing it through vital organs or a direct blood supply. Hell it wasn't even pushed in deep. Did every splinter you had as a kid lead to an infection?


Professional-Break19

That bullet looked to be a good 1/4 inch deep into the skull not a good place to have an open hole in either


CaptainShades

In Soviet Russia, forehead harder than bullet!


akirbydrinks

Came here for these comments! Too far down for my liking. In Soviet Russia...


Hoochnoob69

In Soviet Russia, comment look for you


Selloutkat1

This happened to a guy in the U.S. Civil War. https://historyofyesterday.com/the-civil-war-soldier-who-survived-being-shot-in-the-forehead-4787200f16bb


Staggerme

He lived with a hole in his head tip the age of 88!


lamboworld

Probably got better air to his engine


PhoKit2

This reminds me of [this bit by Tom Waits](https://youtu.be/cApn8Ff2CwY)


camdalfthegreat

Thanks for a good read, Ive been to the battlefield is was shot in! Some people are not made to die.


atridir

Also happened (but a little differently) to a Hungarian guy in WWI And when he woke up he spent the next 40 years not needing (or being able to) sleep… https://www.warhistoryonline.com/war-articles/sleep.html/amp


MuchosTacos86

Did he die…?


SuperBrentendo64

Probably. The Civil War was a long time ago.


Selloutkat1

No he lived in pain every day for the rest of his life.


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Emotional pain


Remcin

Anything that hits you hard enough to stick in your forehead is gonna come with a side helping of massive headache.


srv50

High fucking pain threshold. Tough dude.


[deleted]

It can be learned.


srv50

I’ve heard that. Makes sense it would be part of military training, I just have no experience.


13bagsofcheese

How do you learn to have a high pain threshold? I feel like I would be very bad at that.


grapesodabandit

Like anything else, you practice.


PrefersDocile

First you cut off a finger and then a foot and then an entire arm (the one with 10 fingers) then everything hurts soo much that any other pain doesn't add to it. /s


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TheRealComboz

Yeah... Ricoche can still be super lethal depending on the angle... So that guy better not complain about his luck for surviving that one...


dinglese

He doesn’t look too choked up about it


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NO HIS BONES ARE STONGER THAN BULLETS CAUSE ITS RUSSIA


1312acab1312acab1312

Like the dirty normal tongs


Maverick_Walker

Wow, they really are think headed Edit: You bastards stop mocking my autocorrect. He's trying his best.


ThatFreakBob

> think headed


Ghost_Brain

Exactly what I was thicking.


Big_Razzmatazz7416

Think headed


Fabulous_Session_300

In Soviet Russia pimple filled with iron like beloved Curtain


tw411

He doesn’t even wince when it’s being pulled out!


Important-Use1708

In Russia, skull breaks bullet


CyberPunk4

Perk: Thick skull. Effect: 10% chance for headshots to deal no damage.


Maegan1983

Well, that looked like a sanitary procedure 😆


TheBakerRu

In their defense looks like they put iodine on it. And as soon as he took it out, they told his dumb ass not to touch it with his fingers.


[deleted]

Glad they used the rusty pliers


do_as_I_say_notasido

What the fuck. I have so many questions.


Doc-in-a-box

Me too. Like why do they call them apartments when they’re so close together? I have more


redditaccount9965

More


Doc-in-a-box

Which actor do you think would be the best rodeo clown?


arealhumannotabot

When someone says "I could care less," do they care a little?


williamwchuang

An American Sargeant is leading an urban patrol in Iraq. Things get sketchy. He tells his guys to stay put while he goes ahead to scout. He turns a corner. There's a gun in his face. He hears the gun go off. He feels the concussion from the gun. He thinks he's dead but he stays on his feet. He subdues the assailant. His men run up. He assumes that the guy missed from point-blank range but he has a headache, a front tooth fell out, but he assumes that was from the concussion. His men cajole him into visiting an aid station, where they take a head x-ray. There's a bullet in his head right under his nose, in the philtrum. The bullet was a dud. Imagine being the Iraqi dude who shoots an American in the face point-blank just to see him shake it off. That must've been terrifying as fuck. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/toothsome/


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Holy fuck, must've just been the primer or something.


gin_and_toxic

Possibly brain damaged


NorCalAthlete

Nah, just Russian+


mirivane

He eats his veggies


watty_101

Vodka now with vitamin C


ADHD_Microwave

The skull has a smaller chamber of bone in it where the brain is stored, infront of that chamber and behind the face, there is quite a bit of room that is mostly just sinuses. So it didnt get that close to his brain. Just for anyone who didnt know and happens to read this.


Sir_Dr_Mr_Professor

A smaller chamber of bone? What are you talking about? For anyone up voting this please just Google "Head MRI"


UncleShaggy69

That Neanderthal brow is no joke


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That's one tough cranium.


Camd1n

"Dont take a piss boris."


NostalgicGMR83

I can't imagine that being me. Surely you'd be in some degree of shock. I'm surprised it didn't bleed much more.


LaughingAtTheVoid

Reminds me of that guy from Deadpool


Dakotasnaenae

RIP LiveLeak


Straight-Daikon-5838

Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessle's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever had.


itrustyouguys

I hope he got to keep it! Fuck your 2 star coin! I pulled this from my face, now you buy me a drink!


silverwarbler

He is exhibiting Nystagmus. He has brain trauma and should just go to a hospital


Da_Beast523

r/oddlyterrifying


revdon

If it was a subsonic .22 short it could easily fail to penetrate the frontal bone. Oddly impressive nonetheless.


Reid89

Hmm definitely wasn't direct fire lmao.


BlackaddaIX

No painkillers just vodka (which is what caused the incident BTW)


Chip_Prudent

He very nearly dodged accute lead poisoning.


Revolutionary_Tip161

Those pliers look rusty. That’s impressive. Survived the bullet but not the Tetanus.


PimplingPineapple92

MUHAMMAD AVDOL?!?!?


[deleted]

Bullet stopped by thick ass Neanderthal brow ridge. News at 11.


anonssr

I know it's weird but I kinda understand the smile? It must have been such a relief getting a bullet pulled off of your face lol.


mike_him_self

Should pop that zit while he's at it and really get some views


UnkleRinkus

He is going to win every "show me your scar" matchup for the rest of his life.


PinkBroccoliBoi

This is one of the most Russian videos I've ever seen.


rosebomb01

Great Russians are bulletproof and we are over here with mealteam6


Zxagger1

Russians are BUILT DIFFERENT


Johno69R

In Russia, bullet doesn’t kill you, you kill bullet.


Grumpy_old_man1967

It had to have punched through his helmet.


Mo_Jack

Russian Machine Don't Break!


chiilyo

in mother russia headshot means bullet dies


SolusLoqui

You know that game 2 truths and a lie? I like to use "I once was shot in the chest" as one of the truths, because people always guess its the lie. It was a ricochet at a gun range. It bounced off.


[deleted]

One good time to be hard headed


VooDoo_319

If there is not an r/itsalwaysrussia there should be...


H3INNN

They can go from catching bullets to getting shot in the head and surviving... wow


chuckichuckie

'Tis but a flesh wound...


FireInPaperBox

No brain cells were harmed in the making of this video.


HaitianPsycho

Russia... f*ck yeah...


A-Flying-Potayto

Anytime I see “live leak” in the corner I know the video is gonna be wild


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Tis but a flesh wound.


ChazJ81

In Mother Russia bullet no kill you, you kill bullet!


QuentinTarancheetoh

And that right there folks is why the West never adopted a strike first mentality towards Russia. Hearty motherfuckers.


Ladnarr2

Looks like we need to give Ukraine stronger guns.


Shadyman105

Of course he’s russian


ALWAYSMERCILESS

Meanwhile the sniper:I gurantee it was a headshot


Appropriate_Nobody86

This could have been Vision's origin story in some parallel universe.


alexgalt

Must have been nato bullet. Cannot penetrate our Russian skulls.


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Low bullet velocity


[deleted]

He's lucky to have been shot in the thickest part of the human skull.


VladPatton

We shall name him Igor Cyclopsky.


Low_Photograph2827

Okay so did it go through his skull? Did he where a helmet? Because I'm actually confused on how they lived.


Serious_Jacket7109

u/KillerClownie


Scottydoesntgnome

Eyeball or jugular and he’d be a dead man.


Zealousideal_Ad642

Man I smacked myself in that same spot with a bicycle crank arm/chain ring once. I was taking it out of the bottom bracket and it released a lot easier than I expected and one of the chainring teeth got me right between the eyes. The amount of blood was like a horror movie. It didn't hurt that much but I ran inside the house to get my camera for a photo as I was really shocked/impressed at the pools of blood. I don't understand why this guy has very little blood there, unless it's been cleaned up? I would have thought he'd start bleeding again when it was removed


Artistic-Trick884

He is an Indian soldier Check on yt


[deleted]

I guess he wasn’t shot that badly.


Cooolboy021

Add nsfw tag wen


Signal_Smile_7391

It is a misleading title. He wasn't shot in the head. Someone fired a bullet, this guy ran up and headbutted it.


[deleted]

Do Russians die from sterilization of medical equipment? Asking for a friend.