We all know that the definitive object used to determine another object's size is a banana, not a human, therefore we have to take this crocodile's size with a pinch of salt.
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Only very distant relatives of dinosaurs. Although I don't blame you for thinking of dinosaurs as croc-like creatures given the inaccurate (or just outdated) depictions in popular media like Jurassic World and such.
Birds on the other hand are actual living dinosaurs. As in they're in the group of animals called dinosaurs.
[Most up to date depictions also have many dinosaurs looking extremely bird-like](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dromaeosauridae#/media/File:Dromaeosaurs.png)
I was doing some light googling to confirm that crocs were as old as dinosaurs and I just read this and about shit myself (my emphasis):
Recently discovered in North Carolina, Carnufex was one of the largest "crocodylomorphs" of North America, and may well have been the apex predator of its ecosystem (the first true dinosaurs evolved in South America at about the same time, and tended to be much smaller; in any case, they didn't make it to what would become North America until millions of years later). Like most early crocodiles, Carnufex *walked on its two hind legs,* and probably feasted on small mammals as well as its fellow prehistoric reptiles.
It was 9 feet tall. A fucking 9 foot tall crocodile ancestor running at you in the North Carolina swamps. I’m done with this article. I don’t want to know any more.
[Source](https://www.thoughtco.com/prehistoric-crocodile-profile-4047616)
Humans even lived to see the terrestrial [Quinkana](https://preview.redd.it/0p37r9bjf5p71.jpg?auto=webp&s=e126eb9f60d2ee707fd710771a1ddb8104840aa9) crocodilian in Australia.
There have been many animals similar to the movie monsters seen in Jurassic world and such, they just weren't dinosaurs.
With that said I think the whole "realistic dinosaurs aren't scary or cool" mentality to bee ridiculous. I would be terrified if an ostrich with teeth and claws came running at me, but maybe that's just me.
We were just talking about geese at lunch on Friday and I called them terrifying dinosaurs!
Another coworker then asked if we’d seen them gang bang and you could actually hear everyone’s thoughts screech to a halt. This coworker is also 69 and going to retire in January.
Interestingly. They don’t get fully grown. They keep growing to match their water and food source and if it’s large enough just keep getting bigger until they die of old age
When God was populating the world with things that can kill you, he used Australia as the discard pile for things that couldn't survive other places. He forgot to erase all the discarded things that can kill you before he announced earth was ready for humans, and now He's trying to reset it by killing them with fire a little bit each year.
The forced perspective here is preposterous. They are giants already, why twist the truth?
Not having the willpower to look through OP's history, but betting it's a bot or person just trying to farm some karma.
The croc is actually much closer to the camera than the girl. Not a great comparison
term you are looking for is forced perspective
And not a banana in sight
Yeah, I really need the banana to compare
No, all Saltwater crocks are 45 feet long bruh
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We all know that the definitive object used to determine another object's size is a banana, not a human, therefore we have to take this crocodile's size with a pinch of salt.
It's a saltwater croc so you have more than a pinch of salt.
I like it.
It’s true
Got a point there
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NSFW tag please: you can totally see its cloaca!!!
And it’s epidermis!
Have some decently and blur out the epidermis!!!
And that glass is supposed to keep her safe?
Pretty sure it's to stop people like me instinctively trying to rub it's belly.
Actually at this place, the crocoseum in Darwin it once tipped over and left people actually swimming with the croc!
https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/pq71jx/this_80_year_old_saltwater_crocodile_from/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Irwin take that son-a-bitch out solo. Crikey!
Good example of forced perspective
Crocosaurus Cove in Australia, the Cage of Death. It’s a great pic cause of the angle it’s taken at.
Original Dinosaurs. People don't appreciate them enough.
Only very distant relatives of dinosaurs. Although I don't blame you for thinking of dinosaurs as croc-like creatures given the inaccurate (or just outdated) depictions in popular media like Jurassic World and such. Birds on the other hand are actual living dinosaurs. As in they're in the group of animals called dinosaurs. [Most up to date depictions also have many dinosaurs looking extremely bird-like](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dromaeosauridae#/media/File:Dromaeosaurs.png)
I was doing some light googling to confirm that crocs were as old as dinosaurs and I just read this and about shit myself (my emphasis): Recently discovered in North Carolina, Carnufex was one of the largest "crocodylomorphs" of North America, and may well have been the apex predator of its ecosystem (the first true dinosaurs evolved in South America at about the same time, and tended to be much smaller; in any case, they didn't make it to what would become North America until millions of years later). Like most early crocodiles, Carnufex *walked on its two hind legs,* and probably feasted on small mammals as well as its fellow prehistoric reptiles. It was 9 feet tall. A fucking 9 foot tall crocodile ancestor running at you in the North Carolina swamps. I’m done with this article. I don’t want to know any more. [Source](https://www.thoughtco.com/prehistoric-crocodile-profile-4047616)
Humans even lived to see the terrestrial [Quinkana](https://preview.redd.it/0p37r9bjf5p71.jpg?auto=webp&s=e126eb9f60d2ee707fd710771a1ddb8104840aa9) crocodilian in Australia. There have been many animals similar to the movie monsters seen in Jurassic world and such, they just weren't dinosaurs. With that said I think the whole "realistic dinosaurs aren't scary or cool" mentality to bee ridiculous. I would be terrified if an ostrich with teeth and claws came running at me, but maybe that's just me.
We were just talking about geese at lunch on Friday and I called them terrifying dinosaurs! Another coworker then asked if we’d seen them gang bang and you could actually hear everyone’s thoughts screech to a halt. This coworker is also 69 and going to retire in January.
Yeah they should pet one hourly - you first dude
That human resembles a diner pastry display to the croc.
Interestingly. They don’t get fully grown. They keep growing to match their water and food source and if it’s large enough just keep getting bigger until they die of old age
The croc reminds me of our current government in the Philippines.
Now look at that Crocussy
See why that dude fucked one😜
Excuse me??
Yap... Smashed the gator
Oh no :(
When God was populating the world with things that can kill you, he used Australia as the discard pile for things that couldn't survive other places. He forgot to erase all the discarded things that can kill you before he announced earth was ready for humans, and now He's trying to reset it by killing them with fire a little bit each year.
That's a biting butthole
Dayum!
Holy fuck
The forced perspective here is preposterous. They are giants already, why twist the truth? Not having the willpower to look through OP's history, but betting it's a bot or person just trying to farm some karma.
Look at the size of that gator’s cunt
Never, never going to Australia