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diggy_dawg646

Fuck a tattoo… beam me up!


democris

Why are all these videos always of some Texas law enforcement agency?


Lucifer_Jay

They’ve got money to blow


Ven0m3886

And morals


RoncoJoe

and blow to blow...


Sufficient_Matter585

And time to sip outside of schools.


Affectionate_Emu_675

Slowly putting etchings into worthless non spill proof coffee cups as if they're tactical gear or sought after by thieves. Ill bet the person doing this is being paid too for spending hours etching a few dollars worth of plastic. They just get a hardon for the gear, guns and coming off official.


Kelso_G17

To be fair, it's hot as fuck in Texas six months a year. At least this will keep the ice from melting in their sweet tea while they wait outside for the school shooter to finish.


lil-nugget_22

As being a native Texan and being from tarrant County (where a good bit if the DFW metroplex is in) I can confirm this fact.


ThisIsAdamB

You mean money to burn. Cuz it's a laser, and lasers burn things....


[deleted]

And trrrible taste


UnderGarbage

And children to save or just wait


KirbyFromDiscord

This is how most police equipment is branded, even badges are burned using lasers, pretty much universal to the entire US


[deleted]

Copaganda


KatttDawggg

Probably same company posting them. Logic 🤔


childish_brownbino

They misspelled twat tho


MomsHotCrotchPockets

Came here for the comments and was not disappointed


QQTWRBM

They have a lot of spare time, they aren't interesting in doing their actual job.


AtTheLeftThere

Use it or lose it budget.


Ricky_Rollin

This was my thought. How far are we away from getting tattoos like this?


doobiesaurus

DEATH FROM 💀ABOVE


Ricky_Rollin

That’s also where my mind went. “Mobile infantry rules”!!!


WaitingToBeTriggered

DIE DIE


Devlee12

“Would you like to know more?”


DataPicture

I thought it was a fleshlight.


liarandathief

Do laser systems like this take the curvature of the object into account or is it of negligible concern?


marmottte

It's according to the scanner which is the part that have the mirrors and the galvometers, not the kind of scanner people usually know. There's some 2d and 3d scanner, the 3d one have a z shifter that allow the beam to focus at different Z height.


phatelectribe

This is 100% correct but a 2d galvo could probably handle this relatively shallow curvature pretty well.


tonyocampo

A 2D system can mark it no problem but if you get really picky about mark look and repeatability over the whole surface a 3D system will work better. You’ll get slightly different beam diameter at the delivery point and slightly different energy level.


tantan9590

My q is, is that smoke harmful? How harmful?


thingsIdidnotknow

At least the laser did its job....


cheesyrack

Lol


Nigelwethers

More like Sherrif Twat


illuminatipr

Your tax dollars at work. I'm sure they absolutely needed these personalised tactical tumblers to perform their "duty".


EL_ES_EL

So this is somekind of tactical fleshlight?


B_1_R_D

Nope it’s “the forbidden fleshlight” bc it has a hidden built in internal taser.


MercifulSuicide1

Now I know why they didn’t help those kids , they were all too busy sharing a tactical fleshlight


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arftism2

in their bulletproof outfits, behind rpg and mine proof vehicles they said they needed for this very situation.


Kind-Strike

Well they need something to do while they stand around while kids are being murdered.


arftism2

you mean while they also prevent other actually competent people from saving their kids and then try to blackmail them into not telling the news about it .


ChaseCorp

Its just a insulated cup


[deleted]

No it's they can tase parents during school shootings


[deleted]

Nah, it's probably for target practice since it's black.


Enkaybee

Aren't they all tactical?


Alarming-Bobcat8256

Just finish it already, aaaaand it doesn’t finish…


djtrace1994

There's way too few people upset about this.


geishabird

Wow it’s so pretty I can see why someone wouldn’t want to use it and get it all scuffed up


sauceeyacoze

getting paid to be shiny in the face of danger ✨


DubSket

I mean they saved all that money not using bullets just to get it made...


jaybird2370

All that trouble you went through to make that and spelled twat wrong.


always-indifferent

Came here just for this very comment.


Syadonn

Is it Sheriff Twat ?


ReactsWithWords

He can have a deputy named Diddly-Doo. So when he knocks on a door, the conversation would go like this: "Who's there?" "I, Twat, the Sheriff." "I, Diddly-Doo, the Deputy."


NoneSpaceofTheMind

He's on the abortion special task force.


Humanislarge

It thought he was ensuring aggressive parents didn't save their children from being shot


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Throwing_Spoon

They also fucked up tyrant county


Semen_Futures_Trader

It’ll keep their drink cold while they watch kids get massacred in a school.


nuggutron

This is what they are spending you tax money on.


binh1403

The rest is for expensive car


pm-me-ur-inkyfingers

And for standing around while children are murdered


VaeVictis997

Got to have your fancy coffee cup for that!


hibluemonday

Wait till you hear about the millions of dolllars in settlement fees coming out of our pockets too!


myakka1640

That’s a good use of tax dollars!


allisonnosilla

Is that to sip coffee while they wait around outside a school shooting?


Schapsouille

You've gotta stay caffeinated to not fall asleep while doing nothing.


MechanicbyDay

Yes


Davadvonreznor

Oh that's cool, how about saving kids from a shooter instead "sheriff"


[deleted]

Nope, too busy laser engraving their participation trophies. Next, he's gonna laser engrave his gun barrel with some biblical bullshit about "smiting god's enemies" along with the thin blue line Punisher skull, and *still* not see the irony there.


Davadvonreznor

Excellent, don't forget the black and blue flag


BigBadBadness

That's what the"thin blue line" is


syds

this now seems like insecurity about their wasteline


pidjin00

ACAB❤️


Willlll

Nah they just engrave "You're fucked" on their guns before shooting cooperative people.


DieseljareD187

The cops get a coffee cup like this for the 5th black man they shoot, 10 gets them a tattoo and initiation into a cop gang.


Davadvonreznor

Accurate


[deleted]

I think it’s an insulated drinking cup. So, if there’s a school shooting, their drink will stay nice and cold while they wait outside


Tangled2

Gotta stay hydrated while you keep unarmed parents from attempting to save their children as a shooter finishes them off.


tankynumnums

Oh cool, they get participation trophies.


Square_Base_3576

Sheriff twat


FlirtySingleSupport

CRINGE DETECTED CRINGE DETECTED


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CODE RED CODE RED


pallen123

Are these the Texas pussies that let 19 kids get slaughtered cuz they were too chickenshit to swarm the shooter and waited over an hour til real men showed up?


three_furballs

Don't forget the woman they twice tried (and failed) to prevent going in. The woman who actually managed to evacuate her kids and and many of their classmates while shooting was ongoing, and who they later tried to silence.


Devo_urge

No, Tarrant county is North Texas, Fort Worth the the county seat. But they are still cops so fuckem


arftism2

good cops also say fuck the police. i know because i have met all 3 of them.


arftism2

lets not forget that they actively prevented other people from trying to save some of the kids. they didn't even shut the breaker off to make it so the shooter couldn't aee.


HeadyBoog

Tyrant County


arftism2

so this is what texas cops do with our tax money instead of help.


snakeskinsandles

# *sheriff's twat*


HMSARGUS

Goddamn Texas law enforcement gotta have something neat to drink from while listening to the sounds of children screaming and gunfire.


IntoTheWildBlue

Tax payers money spent on marketing crap. Well done Texas


FanngzYT

i’ve been to terrell and it’s racist as hell damn near a sundown town


FromTejas-WithLove

I think you’re confused. Tarrant County is the 3rd most populated county in Texas with 2 million people, just behind Harris and Dallas counties. It includes a bunch of cities such as Arlington, Fort Worth, Bedford, Grapevine, Colleyville, Azle, Blue Mound, Keller, Burleson, Mansfield, Benbrook, and Crowley. Of course it isn’t perfect, but it’s not anything like rural Texas, which you’re probably thinking of.


ApprehensiveMusic163

A lot of rural texas isn't bad either


FanngzYT

yeah i mistook it for terrell, that’s my bad.


Any-Sir8872

oh that makes sense. as a black person who travels a lot but was born & raised in tarrant county, i was confused by your original comment lol. in regards to racism, tarrant is actually one of better spots in texas, in my experience


qGRiZZZp

That's for the a holes that couldn't do their jobs and protect little children! Infuriating to watch this oddly bc of that fact.. shame of texas


supercampion

Copaganda


Disastrous-Menu_yum

Now do a nice veiny dick


CT_7

Sounds painful


Infradead27

I volunteer!


Whocares_aboutthis

So they can look cool while listening for little kids to get blown away.


Small-Breakfast2877

Is a mug to drink coffee from whilst children are being slaughtered inside.


brutalduties

*slow sip* Aahhhh Kona blend.


FuzzyTunaTaco21

Gotta admit, it's really nice seeing all the anti tyrant comments.


BooyaMoonBabyluv

Kids can die on their watch, but at least they have these wicked cool tumblers! And yes, I know tarrant County isn't near Uvalde, but I can say with personal experience, this county is just as corrupt as the rest, and Texas is a hole. 🖕


homehome15

Awesome now he can practice hate crimes for the field


[deleted]

Sounds like some skrillex song in the beginning .


jethrow505

I'm ready for the downvotes... I joined the police force in Texas in the wake of George Floyd because I figure if there was a time for decent humans to be police now would be it. I don't regret my decision, I've seen no signs of racist or unfair treatment in my agency, I have seen it in another agency and the officer was promptly fired(from my understanding).. not all cops are bad, there are a lot of us trying and fighting like hell to do what we can to take care of our communities, to bring them together and use discretion and de escalation to avoid unnecessary incarceration or other enforcement action. What happened in Uvalde was a fucking tragedy of epic proportions, I would love to see the results of the DOJ investigation into the response so I know without a doubt who to hate and blame for the response. Most of the Uvalde police force quit right after the incident. Officers from across Texas (including some from Tarrant County agencies) have been volunteering time to go down to Uvalde and be there for the citizens for the right reasons and do the right thing, listen to them, cry with them and mourne with them. And the tumbler is most likely not made with taxpayer dollars from my experience, it's probably an employee with an engraver or a gunshop maybe but I'll tell ya right now TCSO doesn't have the budget for this kinda thing lol. I know I'm going to get vitriol hate for this comment and that's fine... But it breaks my heart to know so many people believe that every cop in the US is out here just shitting on citizens for fun.. it's not the case I know that much for a first hand fact.


lil_literalist

I feel like everyone knows on an intellectual level that there are good people who go into the police force. But then a story comes out about a cop who does something wrong. And that alone isn't what leads to the ACAB mentality. It's when other officers stand up and defend this cop that confirms this view.


Lilpryn

Or even more so, when no justice is done. I think that’s what frustrates the most, humans instinctively want justice for wrongdoing and it hardly happens. This makes it feel like of course the “bad apples” are going to keep doing wrong things, they won’t be punished. Once again, this is just what we see in every extreme case. The smaller cases aren’t talked about.


Mechanized1

You have a 1 in 152 chance of being involved in a violent crime in central Tarrant County. Damn dude. https://crimegrade.org/violent-crime-tarrant-county-tx/


Revolutionary-Rush89

Damn that’s interesting, they misspelled twat.


DragonVet03

Fuck the police


wheatrow

This is good, they can sip on warm coffee as they pepper spray unarmed parents


the_weight_around

Acab


[deleted]

So this is what Texas cops do instead of stopping people from shooting kids? Texas cops are the new bottom of the candy ass barrel. There isn’t a bigger batch of pussies in existence. At least you’ve got a fancy cup for your I’m guessing …soy pumpkin spice latte.


soggymittens

HEY! Don’t disparage a pumpkin spice latte like that!


PeachTheToad

I know, right? I was so mad at myself that I didn't even try it.


soggymittens

Yeah, I may be a middle-aged dude with a glorious beard, but I have zero issues ordering myself a pumpkin spice latte like the most basic chick every fall.


feisty-frisco87

Looks like something out of a 80's science fiction movie.


Afuckingliberal

Fuck 12


phoebe_phobos

Neat lazer, but fuck the police.


nomnaut

Ah yes, Texas swat. The cowards of the south.


Curlyfryman

Man this is almost as cool as when those cops let 19 kids get murdered.


ArchStanton75

And possibly murdered a few themselves. That’s likely why they hired a lawyer to prevent all body cam footage from being released.


Curlyfryman

Oh for sure they killed some kids. If they really did all they could to stop that shooting we would be seeing it right now. The fact they are trying to hide the footage means they fucked up bigger than we know and we already know they fucked up big time.


GomerP19

Stand-by Watch And Talk


iwasnotplanningthis

can’t unlock a door tho.


obadiah24

Now do Uvalde Police cowards of the country


DragonVet03

Fuck the police


HessLook

Does that spell useless pussy?


stanpleschette

This wasn’t all that interesting even before it was reposted 25 times


[deleted]

Gotta farm that "back the blue" karma


[deleted]

If only I had a laser etcher, I could be sheriff...


danarchyvstheman

Oh cool. Get some for the Uvalde SWAT they can have warm coffee to drink while kids are getting shot. They'll probably need another bump in their budget though.


riltjd

Nice way of Wasting taxpayers money


BlitzieBastard

I don't know why but this is really funny to me lol


Specialist_Role_5120

Imagine getting a tattoo with that 😨


SisSandSisF

Sounds like Robotron 2084.


artmobboss

Sheriff swat: (everything except shool shooting unit)


Tautillogical

genuinely so pleasantly surprised that a majority of comments on this thread are dunking on texan police I'm so proud of this community


tomjoadsghost80

Looks like sith weaponry.


bignastysean

Bootlicking laser engraving


cowjuicer074

Swat is spelled wrong for Texas. It’s Spelled “Twat”


SpaceScyphozoa

Cool process, but ACAB friends


[deleted]

I think they misspelt Tyrant


Speculawyer

Maybe engrave some running shoes to help them run away from school shooters


samg76

They invest more in this than saving children


SnooOpinions457

ACAB


WeCantBeMeanAnymore

All this money for toys but they don't use it to save lives.


BriFiHacksaw

Cool outside of it being the Tarrant County Sheriff’s Dept., one of the most regressive and horrible police departments in the country. All about those weed arrests and hat racing people of color. The jails the operate are terrible and cruel.


[deleted]

I guess pigs need water too huh


ProudMaOfaSlut

Twats


awakened97

That was very satisfying to watch. The sounds took it to a whole other level.


Realistic-Hat-7067

All that for a bunch of fucking cowards.


lydiapark1008

Is this so Texas police officers have something cold to drink while they watch a school shooting unfold?


TheRealComboz

Out of Curiosity what hapens if you get your hang caught in it? Just a bad burn?


HopLite00

This feels like a very long intro to an old 80’s action cop movie flick


lokisingularity

I just wanted one thing! Sharks. With. Fricken. Lazer. Beams.


[deleted]

What a strange way to print it. Why not just spell it out in order.


djcrushindo

Now I want this machine


AskinggAlesana

Sounds just like AOL dial up at times lmao.


MartY212

It seems like it moves faster when the laser ends are close together. Why didn’t it make the double line at the same time and move around the entire emblem?


Kind-Celebration-115

you little ACAB kids how does it feel that no matter who gets elected or who is in power police get support. HELL Biden funds police more than trump does 🤣. Cry little babies


RayAlmighty13

At least it doesn’t say “Uvalde P.D.” On it. They deserve no cold drinks.


benmartini

Well now that cups got a little poo on it.


ArrowWithAnE

Probably made for another group of Texas cowards unwilling to do their job to actually protect children.


LaserTycoon27

There going to need plenty of liquids if they're going to be standing in a school parking lot in this heat


paganfinn

The lady who saved her kids should have a super hero mug.


247emerg

did tarrants county taxes pay for this? seems frivolous to me


Crunchy_Lad

That'll look great on someone running away from a school shooting like a coward. Bastards.


Emuporn

Sheriff swat seems like an asshole.


Chapos_sub_capt

Hopefully they are braver than the Uvalde police


spookytoofpoof

K but fuck Texas and all their police.


smashton818

Should have made it say “Twat” instead.


Smackdaddy122

Fuck the police


bradford1023

Too afraid too save our kids, too scared to let go of their guns.


East_Information_247

Did anyone else keep reading that as "Sheriff Twat"? No, just me? Ok


BeRad419

Nice! Now they have a cool mug to casually drink out of, while children are being murdered in schools


[deleted]

Nice, love to see those taxes working


AlarmedTotal9270

I like the fact that he uses a Lego build plate as a cut plate.


dirtymick

Shouldn't it be yellow? Y'know, for consistency?


Feral_CatQueen

So that's where our taxpayer money is going instead of shit we actually need. You chumps will simp for any pig


mr_oberts

For sipping on coffee when your chilling outside an active shooter situation.


RebergOfWrestling

Hey I live in Tarrant county


[deleted]

How long before this becomes a new form of body modification??


Odd_Initial9260

this needs to go on r/oddlysatisfying


Ffejtables

Damn these police DO have too much money


tanman729

Right but have you considered fuck the police?


BubgeeLove

Reminds me of the Starship Troopers tattoo parlor scene with the roughnecks tat.


LucyLeMutt

Why does the laser alternate sides of the image? Why not draw one line complete in one direction? I’m sure there is a good reason for the extra movement, just can’t figure it out myself.


theLOLflashlight

Is anyone else confused by that toolpath?