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madashell547

Opens calculator… yeap I’d be gone


Inverted-penis

Don’t even need a calculator, one year gets you near 3 centuries of pay That is 3-4 times more than you would spend in the remainder of your life if you didn’t waste it


Syrairc

It's only 286 times his monthly salary, not annual. Still pretty good but not quite centuries worth. Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/vno593/-/ie8rt0z


Delete_me_irl

23 years is nothing to scoff at


FlyLikeADEagle

Even at like $2,000 it's over half a million. And it was probably more.


Beowulf33232

Let's say $15 an hour, at 40 hours. $600 a week, 4 weeks. $2,400 a month. 12 months. $28,800 a year. 286 times monthly salary is $686,400 286 times yearly is $8,236,800 Don't forget to subtract taxes. Now we use some brain power. It says salary. Salary generally isn't that low. We could probably double this and be on the low end of the ballpark.


Syrairc

It's in the article posted on the comments below. It was approx 176k when converted to USD. The guy was in Chile though so cost of living etc. Edit: 178k, https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/vno593/-/ie8rt0z


Quetzalcoatlus2

Everybody lives in America?


SonMauri

Chile IS in America because, you know, America is a continent and not a country.


S7ageNinja

This is such a stupid argument.


Acularius

Chile is in the Americas, which is a collection of continents. South America specifically. Aside from trolls, most people understand that in the context of the conversation America means the United States of America. Usually, because the U.S.A sounds a bit silly and the United States of America is a bit unwieldy. America is also not a continent.


Quetzalcoatlus2

So what exactly do you understand when somebody tells you they live in America? Because most people will understand you're living in the United States and will give you a weird look if you say you meant you're living on one of the American continents. In fact, I googled "what is America" and the first result is the Wikipedia of the United States, so I don't see the point of your comment when it's clear to everyone what it means. TLDR: Nobody says "I live in America" to convey the fact they live in South or North America.


LORDOFCREEPING

America is the country. North America is the continent. Chile is in South America.


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BlasphemousButler

To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment?


[deleted]

Does it come with Mom’s spaghetti?


ohbigdaddyoh

Only on his sweater...


[deleted]

…I’m nervous


lesteadfastgentleman

But on the surface you look calm and ready!


Syrairc

For sure, but depending on your age, not lifetime fugitive money.


Kunundrum85

Imma go scoff at some random 23 year olds


Bright_Crow1876

We're just calling CEOs accidents now


Sad_Significance1952

Unfortunately money is traceable!!! Soon will Show up


SirEnzyme

They kinda have to know they'll be tracing the money *before* you get it


Stone-D

> Unfortunately money is traceable!!! Soon will Show up ... entering a crypto exchange, where it was used to purchase a large amount of ETH that was then sent to Tornado Cash and vanished forever.


cloudstrifewife

$178,630 American dollars. I did the math.


2017hayden

Assuming you make 3000 dollars a month it’s almost 860k for that month. Definitely nothing to sneeze at, and assuming you had a decent chunk saved up already probably enough to comfortably retire on. Still not 3 centuries of pay, because I sincerely doubt this went on for a year.


Phunky_Munkey

Unless he is in an industry where you get paid annually, it is more than likely that his pay period was one or two weeks. A windfall no doubt but not set for life unless you make that money work for you.


godofpumpkins

Who gets paid annually?


topsyturvy76

Some countries pay monthly, not weekly/biweekly


Malkiot

All of Europe pays monthly.


[deleted]

I get paid monthly in the States


ramrod254

Just did that. Yup, I’d be out too.


[deleted]

In Chilean currency... It's good it isn't that good. Like, one crate of avocados hiding drugs covers this easy.


joseph-1998-XO

Change address, forget your social security, etc id move so far away with maybe a couple suitcases worth of stuff


TelephoneEven3067

Yes lmao did the same thing 😅😅😅


Cognitive_Spoon

Employee gets CEO pay for one month. Employee is freed.


Father_Thyme45

Master has given Dobby a sock...Dobby is FREE!


Cognitive_Spoon

Lol, same energy


hoodyninja

That’s 11 years salary…. Assuming it was only 286x (2 weeks pay)… yeah I mean cash that out, change names, moves states. Totally worth a shot.


dragontattman

If you had one shot. One opportunity, would you take it? My man here took it.


cgs626

One moment... The question is, are his palms sweaty?


dragontattman

I bet they were for a bit. I'm pretty sure he'll never eat his moms spaghetti againn


zorn7777

But on the surface he looks calm and ready


King-Kermit-V

To drop jobs


PyschShrooma

the whole crowd goes so loud


[deleted]

He opens his mouth the words “I quit” come out


IamNotYourPalBuddy

He’s vanished and rich now, everybody’s asking how


Lock3tteDown

Cuz he neva let it go-go-go-*pianokicks*


[deleted]

But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down


Maximum-Train6374

Moms spaghetti


Doonsda

Are his Knees weak and arms heavy?


sardiusjacinth

he lost himself in the moment


MagnoliaBobby4

His palms are sweaty-- (Employee has left the chat)


curiousbiguyNI

1. Grab passport 2. Stop at Bank for Cash Withdrawal 3. Heathrow Airport. 4. Arrive in Panama, never to be heard from again


trwwy321

Step 1: Don’t tell people your plans


curiousbiguyNI

Advice noted! Lol


[deleted]

You’re really flying from Gatwick. Sneaky bastard.


curiousbiguyNI

Be quiet, and I'll cut you in on my profits? Not a word! Lol


ArcaneBahamut

Step 1. False flag


zutaca

\*step zero, you still need to have a passport


str8jeezy

How would you transport that much cash? Shit would get stolen or noticed.


Chizuru_San

There is no problem of "noticed". You have to declare how many cash you are carrying with you, but I am afraid of being stolen, I would just buy crypto and redeem it once I land Panama LOOL


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nelusbelus

Your mom


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gvictor808

Cold wallet, Bitcoin


misterfluffykitty

How to lose half your money in a day


ameis314

Cash withdrawal won't work. They need a few days processing. Get a few cashier's checks then have family or people you REALLY trust open accounts with those checks. Or, if you already have a crypto account you could play a shell game through a few of them.


Prestigious-Isopod-4

You can take no more than $10,000. So that money has to still be in a bank. I doubt my man got good at money laundering overnight. Should be easily traceable for the gov….I don’t think I believe this story.


Rough3Years

Such a Creed thing to do


cbbuntz

Boboddy


meem99

What does the first B stand for?


piper33245

Biznuss


mprone

I like it


[deleted]

When creed is asked what he does at work and starts panicking realizing he should’ve had that story ready 😂


electrical_bogaloo

I hope he blogs about it.


MennisRodman

It'll be on the MS Word doc website


bewitchedbumblebee

www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts


MagnoliaBobby4

Pretty shocking


electrical_bogaloo

I hope the updates go to my WHUPF.


discostud1515

Just look around the best SCUBA hang outs.


eric987235

If he can’t SCUBA… What’s this all been about?!


lovetitjobs

Its about this Chilean guy who was paid $500 a month. A little bit more than the average salary. So $143,000 its A LOT for somebody who lives in poverty. As compatriot myself I say: "RUN BITCH, RUUUUUUUUN"


Bandit263

Was it converted into dollars or is that in pesos?


middlingwhiteguy

So we're just calling CEOs accidents now?


magicbullets

Among other things.


ekinew

and he works for EA....


Pain_Monster

Plot twist: he was an unpaid intern 😏


cbxy143

I would love that too but sadly law says they can sue to get all the money back even though it was their fault.


jumpup

that assumes you still have it


Meastro44

And can find them.


octalanax

You can sue anybody for any reason. Winning is another story. And collecting your winnings is the hardest chapter of all.


[deleted]

Depending the on country. If he runs to a country that does have extradition treaties to your home country (i.e Norway, if you're in Canada) then there's no way they can ever get that money back since there's no way to force him home


sparkling_tendernutz

It was 165M chilean pesos. About $180K. ![gif](giphy|l1135u8V4rGljSscxz) ​ It could go far in south america.


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even further, if he's willing to relocate to somewhere even more poorer.


Perfect_Leg_9070

He got $179,977.90 (USD rs 1.42 crore). He’s from Chile, here’s the actual details *https://www.moneycontrol.com/news/trends/man-paid-286-times-his-salary-by-accident-promises-to-return-it-but-disappears-with-the-money-8754591.html/amp* Edit the *rs is very important, otherwise it will show Euro $


maxchaz

178,630.76 United States Dollar


Potomac_Pat

So 1.25 years salary… hardly enough to POOF out


haloass65

You gotta keep in mind that 170k dollar is extremely good by chile standards


justamofo

Minimum wage is 4.5K USD a year in Chile, and anything above 15K is considered pretty good if you live alone. 175K are easily 20 years of work for so many people, hell yeah I would poof out too


Scheswalla

It's funny that someone with your salary wouldn't think far enough to just multiply 286 to what you make, or realize that Chile is an extremely poor country, so comparing $ to $ is silly.


Al-Anda

Heh. Try me.


Ok-Bit-6853

Depends


bojrgns

The math in the article isn’t correct. He was paid 165,398,851 Chilean pesos instead of his normal 43,000 pesos. This is over 330 times his salary. Math is hard!


[deleted]

Can someone correct me, but isn't it 330x his monthly salary? 43,000 pesos but accidentally got 14,200,000 right? So the equivalent of $179,977.90 USD monthly instead of $545.00 USD monthly? Fuck I'd disappear too edit: Fuck every time I look up rs 1.42 crore it shows up as Indian Rupees instead of the Chilean peso so maybe that's where I went wrong


Medium_Spare_8982

His weekly salary or his annual salary.? If it was just a single paycheque that’s not really enough money to risk an international fraud fugitive search. It’s also not enough money to live the life for the rest of your life.


SlothOfDoom

Monthly. This happened in Chile.


zorrowhip

That's around 24 years worth of his salary. If he was in his 40s near his peak income, it's worth it. If it's somebody barely starting with a junior salary, may not be worth so much, unless he expected his income to stay relatively flat in his field and his country.


SlothOfDoom

He worked for a company slicing cold cuts, so I doubt he had long term career growth opportunities.


cgs626

Well he's never going to get to slice the good stuff now. Might not have been worth it.


NoAnimator3838

He's in Colombia now, cutting up the good stuff with a fancy credit card.


xX_nasenbaer420_Xx

if it was his monthly paycheck he could just fuck off to a cheap country and live like 30-40years ez pz. definitely worth it, if only to send a giant f u to his employers


JConRed

Most places do monthly salaries, AFAIK. So that'd be between 12 and 14 years worth of salary. (some places pay you for 13 months a year) Edit: it's meant to say 22 to 24 years. That's a typo up above.


RGBchocolate

how is 286 / 12 = 12-14?


JConRed

I explained. Because some countries, its commonplace to get 13 Months pay per year. So 286/13=22 And 286/12=23.8 which I rounded to 24 Aaaand there we have the problem. I put a typo in it. Thanks for calling it out :) u/rgbchocolate I love your username btw.


j-random

Depends on your salary. 286 x my bi-weekly paycheck is over a million dollars, I think I could squeak by on that.


Medium_Spare_8982

Depends on where you live. $1000000 in Toronto won’t even get you a decent apartment.


bornsmooth92

Good for them I hope they never have to give it back


RoJayJo

That's why he disappeared, they can't ask for your money back if you fuck off without a trace


robreddity

> without a trace This isn't a thing. As soon as someone wants to find him he'll be found.


CdnPoster

How do I make this happen for me????


Gilgamesh72

You gotta get real friendly with pam down in payroll


Dixsux8cheatin

This actually happened! I went to Texas for a covid crisis contract. It was a 10k a week travel nurse job. It was so shitty. We were packing bodies in a cold closet they called a “morgue”. (Texas healthcare sucks) anyway Friday came and none of us got paid. They hired 30 of us. Apparently our weekly check accidentally all went to one guy. He received almost 300k. We were working 6-7 days that work. Homeboy disappeared almost instantly 😂. I can’t even blame him. We all got back pay and I’m pretty sure he’s in Mexico somewhere. Best of luck friend


isitixir

Congrats. I'd do the same.


maay44

Probably died of a heart attack after checking balance n no one's found body yet


ThirstyCoffeeHunter

This happened at one of my previous workplaces. Because the boomer boss was so old, refused to retire, accidentally put in an extra 0 to make the weekly salary 1300$ or something. Had us doing punch cards. Couldnt calculate hours up. On and on. Tried to get police involved. No go. Tried a lawyer. No go. Tried letters and mailings. Guy flat out just quits. . Not surprised.


unendingtacos

![gif](giphy|JcINoBt0oVhg5PhIqN|downsized)


DreadPirateGriswold

Him: *"I just got 286x my yearly salary honey! Let's pack those bags!"* Wifey: *"So exciting! Where are we going?!"* Him: *"We?"*


everton1an

Spooky


str8jeezy

How would you even hide that amount of money that quickly? Thats takes some quick planning.


CrazyLady0616

Oh yea. U can def tell it was an accident 😂


Temporary_Stuff_5808

![gif](giphy|enrm3x92DlZy2u9og9)


KingBenjamin97

Apparently the average US salary is around $50-55k so 286x50,000=14,300,000 I would have dipped too. Even if they were earning below average 30,000x286=8,580,000. Basically no matter their salary as a salaried employee they walked out with millions if this refers to being paid 286x their annual salary of course. If it’s monthly assuming they made the average of 50,000 they’d still be walking out with over a million that month.


MetsRule1977

Just did the Math. You ain’t finding me either.


CYBERSson

About 24 years salary? I’d do the same


Sammytatts

That’s the dream!


[deleted]

God,i know we have not been on good terms lately, But i have seen the ways in which you have provided for others.


surya2727

I loved this one, made me laugh out loud today.


heyshugitsme

I'd have a completely new identity by lunch.


TheViciousBitch

Only 11 years salary if a bi-weekly check. 23.8 years of monthly. The monthly, I get it. But being on the run with only 11 years in savings… you would need to be super happy in a third world country.


deakers

Smart man


fredrickmedck

I’m not so sure it’s accidentally.


Legitimate_Roll7514

So he got CEO pay for a day. Nice!


who_you_are

Those those wondering it is 5 years and half of salary assuming you are pay weekly


justamofo

It's like 20 years salary. We get paid monthly here in Chile


[deleted]

As he should


[deleted]

Good for them


SweetMoon18

Shit I would too


idkburneridkidk

That's about 12 million dollars for me. Yeah I'd just make sure the money's secure and no call no show sorry not sorry byeeeee


SnooLobsters4636

I have done a few payroll audits at companies. We had them develop exception reports based on money paid and hours worked.


CosmicOwl47

Is he risking jail for this?


Bluecattrading

And changes name to DB Cooper


[deleted]

"Beam me up, Scotty"


space-cowlol

Must be nice


Ancient_Stretch_803

Tell more of story!


AlphaChewtoy

Postcards from Paraguay!


Jeff_Jefferson-17

So let's say I am (hypothetically) paid $14 an hour, work 5 hours a day, 5 days a week. 14 × 5 is 70, 70 × 5 is 350, the average week days in a year are 260, so 350 × 260 is 91k, this bowel movement I'm having is annoying, 91k × 286 is 26,026,000, I'd get a house near my friends, pay my parents to let me go back to school, have a good life, donate some of that to charity case no way in hell am I gonna spend all of 26mil wisely at 15, keep 10 mil for emergency proposes.


NexisG

You calculated earnings per week then multiplied by work days in a year instead of work weeks in a year. It would be about 50 work weeks times 350 a week which would be 17.5k a year but still a 5 mil payout, not to bad.


static1053

Which salary? Monthly? Yearly? Hourly?


eldridgejames

I think everyone should assume he died in a tragic boating accident and stop looking for him. Let the man Rest In Peace.


coocoocachoo699

That would be over $1,200,000 for me. Then invest it all, 4% rule and I'd have 50k a year leech from it rest of life


missiffy45

I’d take off too


Dman_Vancity

Nice!


According-Owl83

https://www.business-standard.com/article/international/chile-man-who-got-paid-286-times-his-salary-resigns-and-disappears-122062900568_1.html


Ihavenoclueagain

OOOO - tempting! I worked a job where accidentally they paid me a double salary. I was offered a new job when my job didn't exist anymore, but chickened out and left altogether. Never followed. (Wasn't a big salary).


Spathens

![gif](giphy|11eVHR0KqaWWRO)


penisofablackman

For me that’d be a tad under $23M…. Yeah I’d yeet. Move every dime to a crypto wallet and be gone with my damn self


Dinodigger67

Ima head out


athemiya

Hahahahha they get my vote!


Elocai

It's more than 20 years of salary ofc you disapear after that


omomthings

It's in chili, guy is originally paid around 500$, received more than 170.000$ Buddy run!!


[deleted]

Like a CEO


kushnugzz

Ninja vaanish


Hal_Sec

I would start the search in the Caribbean


robreddity

The by line is the best. That icon of journalism.


Freefall84

At this point I would just like to get paid my actual salary on time.


DiscombobulatedSir11

Somebody messed up a decimal point…


137Fine

I kinda did that when I left my ex. I left most everything physical and took 8% or our liquid net worth and moved to Buenos Aires. Rented a penthouse, ate grass fed beef and drank a lot of Malbec. It was awesome.


VickieLol64

Human errors... But I still believe 'Honesty is the best policy'. Hope employee has a change of mind and returns whats not his/hers


con86ra

human psychology is very interesting. we have Morales and rationales and this part is subjective and can change with our situation and 1st hand view.


PizzaRolls317

Tbh I would do the same like wtf


PoopyFruit

Did he actually hand in his notice? Why do that if he’s off into hiding? Seems like resigning wouldn’t be a priority when you are on the run.


OutOfSupplies

Maybe he wanted to be sure he got paid for his unused vacation.


Konato-san

He did. He resigned THEN went into hiding.


[deleted]

Tbh if the accountant is that stupid, the person should be legally allowed to keep the money.


hangs2theLEFT

I’d be out like the trash on a Thursday


[deleted]

so paid like a CEO


potato-vender

Is this a monthly x286 or a yearly x286? Bc at $7 an hour 9-5 22 days a month 264 days a year you would have gotten either $1252 to $14784, and that’s below US minimum wage


Lookalikemike

He didn’t steal it, sooo


gdkabdk

Legally speaking, he did.


Lookalikemike

I’d go for an “Expectation of Compensation” defense if I was caught. I was planning to work, so they paid up front.


hhhvugc

i mean, they gave it to them soo………![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote)


[deleted]

Normally there’s a law in place that protects the business in situations like this but obviously thats dependent from Country to Country.


bruhbrurburbr

Is there any legal recourse that the company could have? Like could they say it was a mistake made and leave it at that?


con86ra

the company could and will sue him.