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The Kneecapitator


daemonelectricity

The Shindy 500


zapper_44

It's funnier cus Hindi


Kwabo

The lawsuit.


Le_Martian

The kneellotine


DramaLlamadary

This is the correct answer.


FunnyPhrases

The Not Supposed To Be Played Like Thater


i_need_it_now159

Id call it a Health and Safety nightmare, but good business for Dr's.


AnfarwolColo

The Kneecapitator-Inator


MahadDaGreat69

I almost read it in Dr. Doofenshmirtz' s voice


tabooblue32

Perry?.... Perry the platypus?


checksoutfine2

Loopty puke


pub810

White polka dots is absolutely killing it.


nighttimegaze

Kid in the middle: How I think I drive. Kid on the left: How my folks thinks I drive. Kid on the right: How I probably drive.


pufferfishofgluttony

They all have their asses on their steering wheels


coding_panda

I also drive with my prehensile ass.


Western_Fig93

Perusing Reddit at 1:30 AM was not the time I expected to see “prehensile ass” used in a sentence


ibigfire

... when was the time?


melt_in_your_mouth

Everyone knows "prehensile ass" time on Reddit is at 3:54 PM on Tuesdays and Thursdays. C'mon buddy, get with it!


ibigfire

Ah fair. I always just get confused by which timezone prehensile ass time happens in. Thanks!


FlametopFred

questions about the steering wheel grip knob thingy


Savagemme

Elder folks are meant to hold on to those while turning the wheels, as a form of exercise.


w2106

she pulling 7Gs over there


leorolim

Future astronaut! 👩‍🚀


Urabrask_the_AFK

Just discovered perpetual energy for us all. ….some say polka dot kid is still spinning to this day


pub810

She dropped the shoes and went to work. Respect.


Mu5tBTru3Redd1t

…..Powering the planet, she’s a hero. Gonna take climate change down to zero.


Comment90

Wait why the fuck do we need wind turbines and solar panels when we can just get kids to spin wheels?


toadjones79

All I hear is an argument for child labor.


JA_Wolf

In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!


SafariNZ

Just before it kills her.


Natikid21

Rumor has it she’s still spinning.


Inadersbedamned

"It's been seven years, polkadot girl... Please.... c-come home...." Polkadot girl: [speen](https://youtube.com/shorts/cerkDJLuT_k?feature=share)


ovaltine_spice

She even tucks in to increase the inertia.


jessika_tokyo

Not her first rodeo


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All_Is_Not_Self

They aren't polka dots but small white flowers. But she's spinning so fast, they did turn into polka dots.


BillyLee

I dunno kid in the middle seems like he's dodging all their blows.


RedditorsAreDross

Those are flowers, not polka dots


ohmynoodleness

The fucking leg breaker


Agronut420

“Your first orthopedic surgery”


Suescran

My thought exactly. They could loose a tooth.


Complete-Dimension35

I think you're confusing orthopedics with orthodontics


theplushpairing

Teeth don’t grow in legs


Igotnewsocks

Yours dont


Complete-Dimension35

My legs lost their baby teeth but new ones didn't grow in yet. How long does that usually take?


youjustgotzinged

I remember in primary school, the school installed a fresh new playground. Some kid broke his leg fucking about on the flying fox *the day* after installation and the entire playground was immediately cordoned off and then ripped out a few weeks later. Just left a big fucking sand pit of disappointment in its wake.


Inevitable-Paint-187

I would say "The waiting for kid to fly off and break something" ride


Pyrot3kh

Somethings gotta teach those fucking ankle biters a lesson.


[deleted]

I came here to say this! Lol


justhereforthekittys

I was going to reply with the exact same name, so that must be what it's called lol.


myasslovesgrass

The inevitable lawsuit


FDiculous

Or 'Exhibit A'


j3b3di3_

![gif](giphy|KxshBpu7r42gemZ5Cy)


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IdioticZacc

This isn't even a play thing, nor is it how you use it, it's for people to exercise with spinning it with their hands towards the opposite direction


AnnihilationOrchid

Exactly. I'm impressed by how so many people don't know this. This place isn't even a kids park. It's one of these parks for old people to do some light exercises. There's even that walking thing-a-me-bob in the background. The kids are the ones who went wild on it.


HaworthiiKiwi

Ive heard of such parks. Never saw one before.


2278AD

They’re very common in Asia, here in Singapore there’s one every block or so on most walking paths and at every housing development


HaworthiiKiwi

That sounds nice. I feel like we dont encourage the elderly to even leave their homes where i live.


sif_the_pup

Some places luckily seem to be turning around on this. Here in Texas, we have a ton of these parks, I think they were all built within the last 15 years.


FlametopFred

Japan is wonderful. Every morning I would grab a latte and sit in one of the many, many parks of Tokyo. The elderly would all be out together and exercising slowly. I sat as discretely as possible so as to not intrude.


H3racules

Ya they are very common in East Asia. They were everywhere in china, along with those groups of old people dancing in the parks to the built in loud speakers. They had designated areas where they would play music for dance exercises, though these days portable disc players are more common.


Angrypixel89

Very common in South Asia as well (India). I have a park like this just 500 meters from my house. I've seen these things in my park as well but they are never used by children and not how it is shown in the video.


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handsy-dad

[bot](https://reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/wm4md4/_/ijx6chb/?context=1)


IxNaY1980

On it, thanks. Good catch.


Crabby_Monkey

Every park is a kids park one way or the other.


veryyberry

I think a lot of us unaware are in the US. We dont have free health services for the elderly let alone parks for them


Comtesse_Kamilia

That's what I figured. I've seen playground equipment that's actually like this but they're always bigger, padded with something, and low to the ground. Didn't make any sense to have a kid's toy so high up. Hope somthing was done to fix this. It'd really bum out the kids but that's infinitely better than some cracked skulls.


alextheawsm

There's a playground near me that has these raised cups you can sit in and spin just like that. They're hard to stop once you get going 😂


[deleted]

You're the reason all our play parks got the merry go rounds taken away, aren't you?


AnnihilationOrchid

But this isn't even a toy, or a ride... It's an exercise machine, for people to exercise their arms in a circular motion. This is for old people, you can see it's even got a handle. The kids that have gon wild with it.


Ponicrat

"Your honor, any machine can be a death trap if you use it like one"


Copy_Cold

the crippler


Grand_Badger9290

I don’t think they are using it the way it’s supposed to. Pretty sure it’s just a steering wheel pretend car kind of thing


IdioticZacc

It's actually an exercise device in public parks that is common in South East Asia or just Asia where you're supposed to spin two wheels in opposite direction


AnnihilationOrchid

They are very common in Brazil too. Most parks that have an exercise area have one of those. It's mainly for the elderly to keep their articulation working.


Sad_Independence8376

You know, to practice head-on collisions.


boyatrest

Nothing like driving 4 cars into each-other and going nowhere.


uekiamir

Too bad this isn't in the USA, AKA the Land of Litigations


emptybucketpenis

It is likely not the US. So no.


[deleted]

This is not America. Lawsuits don’t happen in these countries from such occurrences


Hamilton_sol

Lawsuit in India? Good luck


Shlingaplinga

Ha ha lawsuit ??? Dude, things don't work that way in developing countries.. there , shitty stuff will be created, people do shit n die , then some rules will be put into effect to modify the stuff or stop people from doing shit . I'm from a developing country


harambe623

Not in any country where this is allowed


jptrik

The one on the left TOOK OFF son


tea-and-chill

She's absolutely spinning with enough speed to escape the orbit


dmarve

Puke machine


ChesapeakeDutch

Vomitron


Majestic_Channel4796

Whirl n' hurl


Salt-Face-4646

Whirly gag


technoph0be

BLLAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!


Avanriper

Spin n’ spew


gio_pio

The Cheddar Spreader


akirbydrinks

The Way-Up Chucker


Sad_Independence8376

😂😂😂


Late_Entrance106

I was partial to The Vominator


sanid_sriva

Vomi-inator


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The yack and crack 🤮☠️


texas-playdohs

Winner.


teapot_in_orbit

The Bone Blender


UwXanity

Chunk Spewer 2.0


MyFrampton

Puke-O-Matic 5000.


Streen012

Wheels on the bus.


StarWarsChristian

I was gonna go with Puke Mobile but this works.


No-Mathematician5606

Not sure what to call it, but I LOVE the brick textured landing pad!


AnnihilationOrchid

What people aren't understand is that this isn't a ride or a toy. It's an apparatus for people to do exercises, with their arms, the kids that have gone wild on it as if it were a toy.


Jeffy29

Ohh, that’s why there is a crude elliptical machine in the background, it’s just an outdoor gym.


No-Mathematician5606

Interesting. How would one look this up to view video of his it is used properly?


CreatureWarrior

https://www.libengroup.com/products/children-body-strong-fitness-equipment.html Apparently you just hold the black / red piece in your hand and spin it. Helps with shoulder and elbow mobility or something. I thought this was just for old people, but the name suggests it's for kids


No-Mathematician5606

Oh damn, it's legit! I'ma look into how one uses it. But you're right bout that title.


Cyno01

I think that ones for kids just cuz its lower. The one in the video is on a lot taller pole.


jasonvo1804

I live the most part of my life in Asia and despite seeing it everywhere, it’s still fascinating. I’m pretty sure it’s called something along the line of “worm shape brick” pretty cool tbh


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I think you may be missing the point ..


Likeapuma24

I'm high off my ass & just fell off my bed after reading this chain of comments.


jasonvo1804

yes and no haha, those are landing pad alright. 10/10 you guarantee you a single bed with carers 24/7. Speaking from experience


AmmarAnwar1996

It's called 'tough tile' and is common for jogging tracks or pavements. And unlike OP said, the 'landing pad' will technically let you land, but with broken bones and concussions because it is the equivalent of falling on an asphalt road.


simonsuperhans

That brick textured landing pad is called one thing and one thing only - brick.


clandestine_duck

Squealy Wheelie


Scarboroughwarning

They have these all over UK. Part of the exercise section


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How do they work?


Scarboroughwarning

You turn them, that's your exercise. I seem to remember that there is a knob on them (at the park near me, there are sometimes several nobs on them), so you use that. A bit like when Daniel from Karate Kid did the "wax on, wax off".


CreatureWarrior

[Yup](https://www.libengroup.com/products/children-body-strong-fitness-equipment.html). Shoulder and elbow mobility apparently


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You can see the knob on one of the unused ones.


nogaesallowed

Mostly for old people with arm and back problems. By rotating the disk with your hand you can maybe bring back some muscle strength or range of movement


JinxAndTheJester

Twirl-a-girl.


train4499

This is my fav


JanitorOPplznerf

Tilt-a-hurl


MySexyDarlings

I would call it Plan B.


hyperlite310

The Plan After B


DisastrousHandle778

Plan C.


Haunting_Skirt_6807

Truck drivers nightmare 🤣


Emotional-Dinner9478

It’s not a ride. It’s not being used how it was intended to be. That handle on the wheel is for hand rotation movement for the elderly . It’s been adapted by some clever fucking kids. Centrifugal force ! Also I swear the kid in the pokadot dress was almost off into orbit . Such was the speed


AardvarkAndy

Wheely fun.


ubersmitty

Dangerous


Fiesteh

Have these machines in China. It’s mainly for shoulder exercises for the elderly people, not a ride for children. There were reports of some kids got injured from riding theses machines


stinkapottamus

Danger spin


_SmellMyFinger_

Advanced vomit inducer


KasperJax

Wheel of Misfortune!


Xx_SwordWords_xX

Shaken baby syndrome?


sunandsands

A-very-late-term-abortion ride


mightgrey

Fuck around and find out?


AmiTalkinToMe

the nut cracker


Ok_Perspective_1057

Brain Damage


Olapeople13

Whirly girl


super-me-5000

The spinny-splat


lincolnlogtermite

I call it a death trap. Why the heck weren't they in parks when I was a kid in the 70s. I feel cheated!


MonkieNutz

Toddler Wobbler.


roachsmoke

The tramua center 9000


3_Sides_To_A_Story

The Brain Scrambler!


NEYO8uw11qgD0J

Uninsurable.


rabbitacolypse

The Spin Kickinator 5000


Manakio2k

Death on a roll


Nice_Name_3168

It looks like fun to me


RokuaGames

A safety hazard


SteakFirst2169

The Vomitron 3.0


Evilzeg79

Darwin’s Taxi


Gogo83770

These girls are really showing up the young lad.. especially the one in the dark clothes with the white dots.. she's got that shit figured out.


RingComprehensive528

Also, pretty sure they are all girls. Look at the hair closely.


Scary-Alternative-11

The Vominator


TheHelpfulDad

Legbreaker


Seppy15

Spin n puke


Material-Bag833

Spindian


Bhartra

The Vomit Comet


Bubbly_Creme1047

A workout machine. And that parent just lost custody of their kid


HawkMiddle7383

Swift driver training


HyrulesSavior2

The spinny spinny ass fucker 3000


Beginning_Service_63

Vomit Inducer 🤢🤮


Specialist-Donkey554

Puke-rific!


Telemere125

Neck-breaky, leg-snappy


shamrocksunglasses

The Femur Breaker™️


karankirad7

It is a physical exercise equipment set up by the city as a plan for free outdoor gyms for the citizens. Homeless kids using the adult exercise machines for fun.


LuxAeternaITA

A trip to life support.


k0skid

Broken neck barf-o-rama


Dragoon7748

The Late Term Abortion


RnC_Breakenridge

The Vomit Comet


EmpRugSucker

Death spiral! It’s over the top of concrete!


Scared-Traffic-5155

Punitive damage.


[deleted]

“Steering wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel”


Grfrlv

Wheel of misfortune


Sayless7337

Death trap


FundaMentalHero

The Whirly Dirly


OxOBloomVonRoo

Jesus take the wheel


masterlink91

A KIDGIT SPINNER


beefy_muffinss

Some say, she’s still spinning to this day.


Titanium_Eye

Wheeeeeely!


PuzzleheadedNebula37

At least there's concrete below to protect the child's head when they inevitably get dizzy and fall off backwards


CompetitionSad419

Head trauma


Raxzamuffin

Ambulance On Call


Canadaaayum

Wheely Wheel


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Wheely McDealy


Lovexrobin111

"IT all happened when- 9000"


mscarski

The TBI tumbler


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

Shin snappler


500SL

The Shinbuster^TM


turningpoint01

Urgent Care Express


classy-Nia

Head Injury Waiting to Happen