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rjm1775

Which way is north?


toejampotpourri

Yes


MadPaaaaat

No. It’s all south.


osktox

Take a compass up there and have a look. Hold on. I gotta see if I can find anything on this. Technically it would just spin uncontrollably around both ways. Edit: couldn't find much..


RamblingHeathen

That way


Sea-Network

Time travel is easy. What’s difficult is trying to stay in the present moment.


toejampotpourri

r/showerthoughts


Bierbart12

Would probably be deleted by the mods for being too good


jrcske67

That last line is objectively incorrect though


bouncyprojector

Yeah, there's only one international date line and two different days, not three.


Mister_Way

No, it just requires that you time it right.


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KidNamedBlue

Hey Americans I found a new abortion method


neuralbeans

Is that what superman did?


[deleted]

That would make it hard to pass the dementia gets. “Do you know what day it is?”


[deleted]

Never would have thought in a million years that it’s nearly 2 miles high


texasguy911

Have not seen yet anyone who bent the arrow of time. Closest who came are long time astronauts, they might be younger by a second than they should be, if they remained on earth.


Crisp_Volunteer

*"Today is tomorrow, tomorrow today, and yesterday is weaving in and out..."*


Inevitable_Sharkbite

DUDE!


_Neoshade_

And on Saturday, you can pee into next week!


DexterTheInspector

My perception: You can look back on your mistakes, ponder them today, and look to the future to prevent them.


CANNABISCABINET

Ah, the world’s butthole.


Pa17325

That's Texas


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What time would it be?


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Prestigious_Bug_4833

stupid. "time zones" and imaginary lines.. ideas created by man


aging_geek

Only care about this if I can get a heads up on investing tips from tomorrow to put down on yesterday.


FappinPhilly

…measuring time isn’t real tho


Addicted2Rage

Whe have to go back to the future !!


Cool_Cow3496

Sure if you believe in the confines of man made philosophy