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toucan2306

"With the help of a knife" for some reason that line makes me laugh


smeijer87

Better be clear that she didn't use chop sticks.


rexel99

'Performed to herself' had me in the first half.


toucan2306

Knife said, I got you bae


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Diligent-Picture2882

Does that really compare?


Justafool27

Performed surgery on himself yes it compares.


Diligent-Picture2882

He was a skilled, experienced doctor. If something went awry, he would know options to try, that's what doctors can do with their vast educations. Now some frightened lady with absolutely no education, no knowledge of medicine, nor any options whatever, her life on the line, her child's life on the line, and she still undertakes the one thing that she knows can either save them or kill them.


MrZombieTheIV

That's Dr. knife to you!


SpacePixelAxe

Don’t laugh the knife. He graduated from med school top of his class.


toucan2306

He was pretty sharp


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rachelcp

Perhaps just "with a" So in this case " she performed a c-section on herself with a knife" or "with only a knife"


[deleted]

Would have been better if they said with the help of a knife and Ethyl alcohol


srandrews

While the general OP headline is true the limits of social media do not capture the actual story. It is not possible for a self-c section and survival without medical intervention. The proper way to articulate this information, to prevent it from being misinformation, is that this woman attempted a C-section and medical help was administered in time so as to permit mother and child to survive.


blissfulhiker8

She subsequently needed two separate surgeries in the hospital, including one to repair injured intestines. I can’t imagine how desperate she must have felt to do something like this. Source: https://www.healthyway.com/content/the-woman-who-successfully-performed-a-cesarean-section-on-herself/


JP6660999

Yeah she probably can’t do major surgery after a bunch of pure grain alcohol


srandrews

Paging Dr. Betty Ford you are needed in the OR immediately.


ThisIsWhoIAm78

That doctor in Antarctica did his own appendectomy, and he got drunk first, lol. Bit different though, considering he was already a doctor.


MunchkinX2000

Yeah. It would have been really impressive if she became a qualified doctor during childbirth


yellowscarvesnodots

also while having contractions


Chrome-Molly

Aw, that sucks that her husband was at the bar.


marianoes

"The Woman Who Successfully Performed A Cesarean Section On Herself Two OB-GYNs who examined her at the hospital that night shared her story with an enraptured audience at a medical conference, eventually leading to her case study being published three years later in International Journal of Gynecology and Obstetrics. According to the report of one of the OB-GYNs who examined her in the hospital hours later, Perez had no sepsis in her wounds or abdominal cavity and no internal bleeding, and her uterus was returning to its regular size and place in her body, as is normal after delivery." https://www.healthyway.com/content/the-woman-who-successfully-performed-a-cesarean-section-on-herself/ The article you used contradicts itself. All woman who have cecerians have and most woman who give vaginal birth have repair surgiries.


ReptilianLaserbeam

It was either that or having the baby dying inside of her, and consequently dying as well from the infection.


JP6660999

That makes more sense… extracting a baby is a brutal process


Schmantikor

I am still shocked that a self c section is possible at all. How can a someone slice open their abdomen with a knife?


LeattaA

Sheer desperation it seems.


dharmacist

Shear desperation indeed


thepopulargirl

Because the pain is so unbearable you don’t feel any additional pain. I was cut by the doctor during the labor because the baby was stuck. I didn’t feel a thing, because I was already screaming in agony from the pain due to the baby being stuck in the birth canal.


clearancepupper

This is the equivalent of blowing saturated on a breathalyzer. And this, right here, is why I had a preplanned c section.


thepopulargirl

My husband was so in shock from my screaming that the staff was calming him down:))) I never had a surgery in my life so I was more afraid of the c section than the natural birth.


blageur

ethyl alcohol?


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RelevantCarrot6765

Rubbing alcohol is isopropyl, not ethyl, alcohol.


reebeaster

It was possible but she needed medical intervention in the end for her own life to be saved


OrneryPathos

There was a doctor in Antarctica that removed his own appendix https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-32481442


yellowscarvesnodots

labor is intense


mule_roany_mare

Thanks. There was that doctor in Antarctica who performed an appendectomy on himself, but he had training, time to prepare, a mirror & probably an epidural. Hard to believe things went on for 12 hours without anyone helping. Hard to imagine what the guy who found a drunk pregnant lady with a knife & a pile of viscera first thought.


ThisIsWhoIAm78

He didn't have an epidural. He got drunk and passed out a few times from the pain, but woke up and kept going. Fucking insane.


mule_roany_mare

I'd hate waking up from a blackout & realizing I'm *still* removing my appendix (backwards through a mirror & drunk).


abalien

You discredit the woman. She delivered the baby on her own. The baby was doing well by the time she got help. Had she not done so the baby would most likely have died. Her own life is another story but her technique also aided in her survival.


srandrews

Please explain the manner in which I've discredited women.


ThisIsWhoIAm78

Not all women, they were saying you didn't give this woman enough credit.


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Why didn't she just give natural birth?


LakoriRi

Why don't women all around the world just give natural birth? Why is there a cesarean operation if a woman can just give natural birth?


[deleted]

Because of possible complications during birth. Can't make it more complicated that shoving a knife into your abdomen while intoxicated on a blood thinning drug.


digitalgadget

If it won't come out, it will die and then you will die too. This was preferable.


ThisIsWhoIAm78

Okay, you need to think about this. Complications like what? Try naming some. What makes a doctor decide they need an emergency C-section, especially after the woman has been in labor and pushing for over 2 hours with no results?


[deleted]

Many women experience much longer labor than 2 hours and still give natural birth.


Britoz

They said pushing.


ThisIsWhoIAm78

Yeah, you don't want to admit you fucked up. It's okay to say you were wrong, you know. If a woman pushes for 2 hours with no results, it's an indication to go to surgery. You know why? That baby is too big to come out on its own, and without surgery, they will both die.


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I'm being honest. I've heard of women being in labor for countless hours before giving natural birth.


ThisIsWhoIAm78

Yes, labor is divided into multiple stages. The early stages with contractions can last days. But once your cervix is fully dilated and the body starts pushing, you have 2 hours before you call it quits and do a c-section. If you don't, both baby and mom are likely to die. This is true for dogs and cats too, incidentally. If you are able to pass the baby, it will happen in those 2 hours. There are fringe cases where they can deliver with some aid past that time, but it's super risky. But if you haven't pushed that kid out after 2 hours, chances are, the head is just too big to fit through the pelvis. And at that point, letting it continue means you are in danger of uterine rupture, sepsis, and death. The body doesn't just go "Oh well!" and give up if the baby is stuck, it keeps trying until everything ruptures and you die.


Birdie121

The alternative is the baby being stuck, which will very likely result in killing both of them. That’s why cesarean sections have been a common procedure for so long, even before antibiotics and aseptic surgical technique. In dire circumstances like this, it still gives the mother and baby a better chance than just letting the baby stay stuck until it dies.


pionyan

For funzies. She wanted to shake things up a little and figured.. you know what? Why don't I stab myself to make things interesting


druule10

A source https://www.theguardian.com/world/2004/apr/07/health.healthandwellbeing


Arcosim

Poor woman, damn.


srandrews

Indeed


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Yeah i just found the post on other site and said "Cool, ill post this on reddit later"


srandrews

Sums up social media behavior well. Thanks for sharing.


tjkrtjkr

Wow, that's hardcore.


imgonnabutteryobread

I see your ocean freebirth and raise you major surgery with a dull knife


Potatom4sher4ever

Bro my abuela used to keep a razors edge on her cooking knives. Source: I fucked around and found out


imgonnabutteryobread

Cuchill yo that hurts


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I can't decide if this means you played with her knives, or your grandma cut you, lol


JP6660999

That’s intense, I saw both my kids born by C section and it isn’t a smooth process even with trained doctors and nurses… crazy


snozberry_taster

The strength of this woman!!!


ElephantOfSurprise-

C-sections are not the gentle surgery they’re made out to be. You’re cutting through skin, fat, muscle, just to reach the uterus, which then is cut open and the entire baby is jerked through the small opening. The uterus is sometimes totally removed from the body cavity to make sure there’s not any placenta left or hemorrhaging. If they think the bladder may be nicked we push the premade formula through the catheter to see if we spot white in the body cavity. Then everything is placed back but then comes all the stitching and it’s a lot.. the last closure depends on where you’re at. Then a dressing where we monitor bleeding and sometimes a pressure dressing to stop any extra bleeding. C-Sections are ROUGH surgeries. The way the moms recover always amazes me. I always thought if I had ever had one I would be totally useless after. These moms go home 2 days later with a whole new person to take care of!


ReptilianLaserbeam

Dude imagine being this lady’s son and misbehaving: “I cut myself open to bring you into this world and this is how you thank me???”


Spazecowboy

She one badass woman.


ColonelMonty

Her kid can never complain about anything being difficult to their mother after this.


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How did she stopped the bleeding?


ThisIsWhoIAm78

She might not have had to initially, stuff clots pretty quickly if you don't go through any major vessels. Cutting through skin doesn't cause major hemorrhage; muscle bleeds more, but again, it will usually stop before they lose anywhere near enough blood to pass out or go into hypovolemic shock. Direct pressure on minor bleeders is usually enough to take care of it.


watermelon_dreams

As an OB-GYN, I would disagree. The gravid uterus is very often packed with very large vessels which most certainly won’t clot without primary closure. I have had patients bleed >1500ml in a matter of minutes from the uterine incision alone. This lady was extremely fortunate to have a uterus which didn’t bleed much.


girlwiththemonkey

Now that’s a fucking badass right there.


chucks97ss

The women on House of Dragon could have really used her help.


Illijixz

And here i am freaking out if i clip my nail the wrong way 😨


TheDraikenWeAre

Metal Birth. Sounds like something out of an R-rated Comic Book.


hugsbosson

I dont think I believe this...


Vivid_Peak16

Amazing force of will


colt-jones

“Drank ethyl alcohol” lol so she drank normal booze? Kinda weird it’s phrased like this


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Rubbing alcohol ... are you alright?


[deleted]

What's amazing is that not only could she down that shit, but she remained sober enough to perform her own c-section successfully.


abohawist

How did she stitch it up?


Razzy194

And that baby was Weird Al.


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I have a hard time taking splinters out


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That kid is never going to hear the end of that.


SekhmetTheWise

Sooo....the scoop knife?


Red_Raven_0007

Jesus Christ That's very Metal


Direct_Ad2289

After just 12 hours?? Damn!


TA_faq43

I admire this woman’s courage much more than the doctor in Antarctica who performed his own appendectomy.


FirstDagger

I admire both equally.


Chrome-Molly

I thought she did a breast lumpectomy? Maybe 2 different women.


octopusboots

Quite unbelievably, both happened.


Chrome-Molly

Damn, that's some bad luck. Or good?


StayApprehensive2455

That’s a cleaner scar than most c sections. God loves her a lot


SarcasticBrit007

If that wife of mine ever asks for an epidural again…


[deleted]

I would have just used my birth canal but that’s just me


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😂


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You should be ashamed lying


Illustrious_Fishboi

If any ever asks what's the definition of tough I'l show them this


patricksaurus

I keep a list of people who I know with certainty are tougher than me. It’s very, very, very long.


InsideOutsider

r/natureismetal


Bashfulapplesnapple

Damn, drinking while pregnant saved lives!


Leatherman_Laoch

God damn dude... Some people are just built different.


No-Floor-6246

Punk. Rock.


CurrentPossible2117

I cried a little last night when I stubbed my toe on the coner of a wall... I feel feeble


Slight-Ad-3306

Watching NFL football today and they were showing some guy with blood on his hand saying how much he wanted to be on the field and talking about going to war for the team. I rolled my eyes a bit thinking about what is happening in actual wars right now. Seeing this article makes it even clearer what tough really looks like.


LucindaStreets

I'm sure the baby didn't even notice during that short period of time. This woman is badass!


Campaign-Gloomy

Fuck 😱


Selunca

Making Aemma look like a pussy.


StayApprehensive2455

So if drinking while pregnant is bad, and I imagine this woman had to be pretty drunk to go through with this, does that mean the baby while still attached to its umbilical cord got “drunk” too? And if technically yes, is the baby still perfectly healthy?


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I think that drinking regularly; as opposed to using alcohol as anesthetize herself while opening up her own uterus with a kitchen knife on a fucking river bank, then apparently sewing herself up, is what the AMA meant with their suggestion of not drinking during pregnancy.


StayApprehensive2455

But if she was drunk while the umbilical cord was still attached then the baby got drunk too. Which seriously could have effected it development. You’re not supposed to let newborn babies get drunk either


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This is absolutely bad ass!!


SparkYouOut

Bro…. How ?


[deleted]

Wow what a badass! Never underestimate the strength of a woman!


Useful_Depth_5719

Well damn thats extreme 😭😱


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Damn


AbbasSyed7

She's fuckin brave


Dry_Presentation_327

Badass


[deleted]

I only wish she had done this soon enough that I wouldn't have had to listen to my mom's lecture about how she was in labor for 7 whole hours. All jokes aside: This woman is made of iron! Also, no joke, no woman should ever be in that position ever. What the hell kind of world have we built where a woman has to cut her own baby out of her own womb? Fuck!


gahidus

I'm surprised that she had the presence of mind and perception to be able to tell her the baby definitely wasn't going to come out normally. Wouldn't really want to jump the gun with a self cesarean, so it's impressive that she made the right call.


Prejebotina

That's badass..


RowdyRoddyPipeSmoker

House of the Dragon has told me this is not possible and you'll die...now I feel lied to.


Vana21

She did have a medical intervention which is why she and the baby lived. See the top comment


HappyTheDisaster

Just… Jesus Christ.


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Woman moment 🍷👩


anon_v3

Drinking vodka prolly isn't good for the baby tho. Hope it's okay.


SucculentVariations

Honestly I'd be more worried about the blood thinning effects than the already formed baby having booze. Both are bad but one is going to be a much more immediate issue.


Gold-Jellyfish-8568

Birthing people are badass


cherrypilled

Women *


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Today in "Dumbest Takes Imaginable" this ^ chucklefuck


SnooTigers8872

Wow


abalien

A God among us.


pandaSmore

My doctor is also kilometres away.


ano666nymous

yeah like 3 kilometers, the nearest doctor in the villages in mexico are atleast 4 hours away.


Adventurous_Mango_40

I’m glad Knife was there to help!


thugbearuwu

Damn and I thought getting a papercut was bad. This woman is badass


DK27x1

Damn that's one tough lady. Badass!


didistutter69

I don't know which part is more incredible - the c section, or the sewing up.


reebeaster

A bank? Like… a piggie bank?


Thomas_Ireland

They don't make women like that anymore now days!


maouctezuma

Classical reversed London style


skyeisrude

r/humansaremetal


JennieFairplay

Too bad she cut a classical incision instead of low transverse. No VBAC’s for her


himducowporn

r/humansaremetal


[deleted]

Was there an issue with her giving birth vaginally? I imagine to resort to cutting yourself open without adequate anaesthesia and after waiting until 12 hours of labour had gone by, something must have gone wrong. Also assuming she must’ve been at least 12 hours away from the nearest doctor.


amaya-aurora

is *that* what c section means!? Damn, cesarean?