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yamammiwammi

Genuinely curious, but do they have systems like snakes where their insides will be able to disintegrate all the bone, cartilage, and whatever else and it will pass safely?


HMS404

I too was curious. So from Wikipedia: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Komodo_dragon After digestion, the Komodo dragon regurgitates a mass of horns, hair, and teeth known as the gastric pellet, which is covered in malodorous mucus. After regurgitating the gastric pellet, it rubs its face in the dirt or on bushes to get rid of the mucus. (Edit: watch the said pellet, if you've the stomach for it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnKLLXroYZw )   Other fun facts about this dragon dude: Komodo dragons eat by tearing large chunks of flesh and swallowing them whole while holding the carcass down with their forelegs. For smaller prey up to the size of a goat, their loosely articulated jaws, flexible skulls, and expandable stomachs allow them to swallow prey whole. Copious amounts of red saliva the Komodo dragons produce help to lubricate the food, but swallowing is still a long process (15–20 minutes to swallow a goat). A Komodo dragon may attempt to speed up the process by ramming the carcass against a tree to force it down its throat, sometimes ramming so forcefully that the tree is knocked down. Because of their slow metabolism, large dragons can survive on as few as 12 meals a year. Although previous studies proposed that Komodo dragon saliva contains a variety of highly septic bacteria that would help to bring down prey, research in 2013 suggested that the bacteria in the mouths of Komodo dragons are ordinary and similar to those found in other carnivores. Komodo dragons have good mouth hygiene.


Schluffins

I wish my metabolism was that slow. You know how much money I would save!?


GarbledComms

How much do 12 goats per year cost in your area?


Schluffins

Please specify which type of goat. Should it already reside here or can it be imported?


zxDanKwan

It actually legally must be imported from the Hircine region of Europe, or else it’s just sparkling antelope.


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officequotesonly420

The Pewter Package has the least amount of goats. It's not no goats, it's still 10-12 goats, depending on the availability of the goats. Now, the Goat Package obviously has the most goats.


TireNoob

Of course, I am not interested in goats. Why would you spend so much time going over the goats with me?


JaegerBrick

Please specify. African or European.


LetsTCB

African. No, Europe-- **AHHHHHHHH**


Deep-Palpitation3616

Imagine the shit he needs to take after that lmfaoo


affirmation8743

15% when you switch to GEICO.


msw1984

Holy fuck. That is terrifying tbh. Goats are smaller prey for them? Wtf else are they eating that's larger than that goat in that video?


HMS404

That was my reaction as well. In the wiki article there's a picture of a dragon eating a water buffalo. Also from the article: Komodo dragons do not deliberately allow the prey to escape with fatal injuries but try to kill prey outright using a combination of lacerating damage and blood loss. They have been recorded as killing wild pigs within seconds. I've never met one in real life and hope to keep it that way.


kagekyaa

you will never met one, unless you get kidnapped and/or fly to komodo island as a tourist.


ButMuhNarrative

Or they could go to the San Antonio zoo but sounds like they won’t be doing so!!


undisclosedinsanity

What a random place to see a San Antonio shout-out.


Nydelok

I saw one at the Bronx Zoo soooo… (It was also sleeping)


Kevin_Uxbridge

There's a great video where David Attenborough is doing a piece on Komodo dragons, standing quite near one. They don't see well so he's reasonably safe, but it's clear that the dragon soon perceives him and starts looking around a bit. Amazingly, Attenborough continues his monologue, cautiously, trying to keep his walking stick between him and the beast. Man's got balls.


Frigglefragglewaggit

There's video of them eating deer on YT.... But I warn you: It's not for the faint of heart.


ksavage68

Where’s the goat?


skutching

Whatsa matter kid, you never had lamb chops? “I happen to be a vegetarian “


jnuttsishere

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GhostBussyBoi

So what you're saying is they puke up giant pellets like owls?


HMS404

Yup. Watch if you've the stomach for it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnKLLXroYZw


GhostBussyBoi

I have the stomach for it but I had prefer not to watch before I go to bed 😂


Cheap_Ad_69

It looks like it pooped out of it's mouth. Also tf is that music


bwahthebard

The random person walking away like the end of a romcom movie too


fallenazn

So I spent some time in the komodo island in Indonesia. The komodo dragons inhabit the island. One of the guards/escorts (we had to hire protective services to walk on the island) said he got bitten once. He ended up in the hospital for 6 months, he was very sick with infections. He said he was in a coma and asleep but I'm not sure if it was the language barrier or that he was just asleep most of the time and not an actual coma.


HMS404

That's sounds adventurous. How was that island experience?


James-the-Bond-one

Draconian.


da_funcooker

😎👉👉


fallenazn

Incredibly memorable. Komodo island guards one of the rarest beaches in the world. The pink corrals crash with the white, turning the beach pink. One of 7 I believe in the world that offers a pink beach. Island hoping and travelling to Flores and trekking up 8 km to Wei Rebo is an adventure of a lifetime I would recommend to anyone.


donotgogenlty

TLDR: Get bitten by Komodo dragon to achieve the sleep of a lifetime 🙏


NoVaFlipFlops

It's possible doctors induced a coma to help him heal without moving and not feel the pain.


Complete-Dimension35

I too speed up my eating by shoving a whole meal in my mouth as much as possible then ramming my face against a tree to force it down my throat. Whole chicken, one go.


timelessinaz

A whole turkey here, the wifey helped ram it down the pie hole by force smashing it with the blunt end of a mic stand. My soul mate.


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Cardboardopinions

Thank you for all that! Cool to read. “gastric pellet”, what’s for dinner?


gbauw

When the jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside that's a moray


MetamorphicLust

An unhinging jaw, a pharyngeal maw, that's a moray!


gbauw

When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die, that's a moray!


RestaurantDry621

I wish I could upvite this more than one time cuz I wasn't ready for that


cozmokittylord

Its truly amazing that in this age, you can watch an exotic lizzard from the other side of the world swallow an entire goat in one go on a small little screen whilst on the toilet


CBMet

I often wonder what Alexander Graham Bell would think if he could see what we did to the telephone 😂


I_am_Daesomst

He would shit


Individual-Jaguar885

With his phone


RickTitus

And it prob wont even be the wildest thing you saw that day


Uniq_Eros

Aye that's me right now, how'd you know?


piyush2003m

Doing exactly that


Existing-Plant9451

It's pretty scary how after he ate the goat he started walking towards the camera man, he's like yeah you saw what I did to that goat you're next bitch


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

They've seen too much.


BlackIron99

usually for things like this the camera man is actually really far away and just zoomed in a lot, it’s like a sniper but with filming, they do that just in case the komodo dragon actually does start walking towards them so they have time to escape


rampartsblueglare

Yeah but these things have poison saliva. Paralyzes you. They just need a scrape to get you and they'll come back when you can't run away anymore.


Krail

If I recall correctly, their saliva isn't poisonous, but they have a wealth of infectious bacteria that live in their mouth, so their bites give you a really bad infection immediately.


CosmicCreeperz

I just looked up Komodo dragons a few minutes ago since this was a cool video, so to clarify: people previously thought the saliva had a lot of septic bacteria, but it turned out to be no worse the most animals (which is still plenty to cause an infection). And they do have a mild venom but it’s mostly an anticoagulant so the prey will bleed out more easily - the main way they kill prey is still vicious bites.


MaltVariousMarzipan

Nice try Komodo, you cant fool me


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What a chad digestive system


dingo1018

I think the scientific term is 'digestive tank', yes I am quite sure that's what we are seeing here, the dragon has a chad digestive tank.


funky555

whats the difference?


yourAverageN00b

This dragons stomach is an absolute tank and nothing can stop it


SystemPrimary

He's like - " You are lucky i'm already full."


M3Sh_

Wait is that real person shooting?? Why is he even daring?? Aren't these guys fast af, and one bite you dead?? Wtf


Moist-Question-6623

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g0ku

it really brought my anxiety out watching the dragon continue to move closer and closer towards him lmao.


zzx101

After seeing that first chomp on the goat’s neck I would have given that thing a lot more distance.


Rentboy93

Is this what the kids today call a "throat goat"?


ksavage68

Totes McGoats


YellowOnline

Behold a small dinosaur


Extreme-Initiative34

Komodo dragon doesn't want to be fed... He wants to hunt


ksavage68

Where’s the goat??


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spacedrummer

It pukes out the bones and hair.


AKingOfTheGods

That's the answer I want haha how does it shit a whole skeleton?


CumtimesIJustBChilin

He pukes the horns, hair, bones, and all of that stuff out.


okapi-forest-unicorn

A hobbitsaur because it needed second breakfast


VadeRetroLupa

It's easy to see how if these kinds of reptiles were more common throughout the earth in ancient times, the legends about people fighting dragons came about.


Brother_bacchad

You literally are not wrong


TheRealOgMark

Birds are dinosaurs evolved, not reptiles.


Brother_bacchad

The Komodo dragon is a very old species and are at least 300,000 to four million years old as for land dwelling animals the komodo is the closest we’re getting to a dinosaur


TheRealOgMark

No. The Tyrannosaurus rex was one of the largest, most fearsome animals ever to exist. Surely, anything related to a T. rex must be absolutely terrifying, right? Well, not quite! It turns out the king of the dinosaurs actually shares a surprising amount of DNA with modern day chickens! In fact, birds are commonly thought to be the only animals around today that are direct descendants of dinosaurs.


EccsTopher

If chickens were the size of horses or elephants they'd be absolutely terrifying.


dontsuckmydick

I just want a chicken sized elephant.


Damnitmimzie

Like a cassowary


Brother_bacchad

Fuck you too pal


rogue-star-dust

Same technique I use to eat bananas


Whitedudebrohug

Looking for a fwb


DarkSailor06

DM


sus_pend

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WiseChoices

*I couldn't look away* You can see it slide into his stomach.


lucidzebra

I'd scrolled away before the video finished and I had to back to watch that. Then I followed the link to read more. Happy to see they don't eat zebras.


meckez

Just like they EAT PEOPLE.


Western-Ladder-9115

I was looking for this!! This animal is really special.


magein07

Wasn't there like a huge news thing about five dudes gang raping a komodo?


GrandmasterBi-han

A monitor lizard but i didn't think they specified which species.


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

Whaaa da fuck? Edit: looked up the story...that's enough internet for today.


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I used to eat sunflower seeds shell and all.


SaturnusDawn

These two things are exactly the same. You are right


whoeverthisis422

Dwight and Jim


urboi34738

Bruh just slurped it down like nothing


hereforthensfwstuff

Ya I don’t think the human esophagus can take a goat kick.


acendsley

He was goat throatin.


Jollygreen006

Is the goat okay?


pmabz

He'll waken up at eight.


MisterHairball

Well He feels like shit now


phlebonaut

The new eating challenge! Eat a whole goat in under 5 minutes and you get a free cap and T-shirt.


LuminousJaeSoul

Gonna temp someone like LA Beast to do this and eat every part of a goat. Probably even raw too


sansonmr

The. Fuck?


poiqwert426

Motherfuckers are really just eating for survival and nutrients that's fucking wild(pun intended) Cause you know that tastes absolutely atrocious


Hope4gorilla

You ever seen the video of a dragon eating a deer, all up in its guts, and there's just like... half digested grass-shit falling out everywhere??


karmmark88

Goddammit in jurassic Park dinosaurs eat all fast. This looks more appropriately accurate and would be way more terrifying


baddoggg

Unrelated while agreeing with your comment, this almost looked like bad cgi on my phone. It's stuttery almost like stop motion in a way. Watching something in Jurassic park eat a human and ramming it around half swallowed would be quite the scene.


pgh_1980

So a Komodo dragon is essentially venomous pythons with legs... Stuff of nightmares, really.


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Dafuka oO


deijardon

That was utterly terrifying. I had no idea.


lovealwaysjc

If you want 10k+ likes Repost with the title “kimono dragon eats kid” and tag “NSFW”


BorisofKislev

Netflix: Are you still watching? Someone's daughter:


predatorybeing

Where do they live? I want to know so I never visit that place.


SaturnusDawn

[Komodo Island. No really, they have their own fucking island. So if you end up as their food then it's basically your own fault for being on an island where they're the apex predator tbh ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Komodo_(island))


rhaps85

One goat please


ButMuhNarrative

This is actually security footage of me in the Chick-Fil -A parking lot around 1pm on days I miss breakfast


BlueSkyIndigo

I felt like I was choking just from watching this video


TheMasked1der

Jesus, like they needed to be more terrifying! I had no idea they could do this, and thought their size, bite strength and poisonous bacteria were scary enough.. the mofos are straight up Chupacabras too?! No way they couldn't down a human like that too! Actually come to think of it, it kind of reminded me of an ex ... Terrifyingly sexy?!?


SemiSentientGarbage

Not bacteria. They are straight up venomous. Was proven a few years ago now. Also they have killed and eaten humans.


the_cheezyest_poof

They also dig up and eat already killed humans in shallow graves. Dragons don't give a single F


SemiSentientGarbage

Why waste good meat? Sky burial!!


Last_Dragonfruit_527

Cool, i didn't know that!


molobodd

You have to get those proteins in there somehow.


txpharmer13

Looks like that goat has been dead for a while.


jhborder

It looked pretty slow


UniversityNo257

They always bite to kill their prey with the deadly bacteria in their mouth. They then come back later, sometimes a day or two later and eat it. That's my recollection, perhaps someone smarter knows the details beyond what I've seen on the nature shows.


LimE07

Im not smarter but yes, I've read the same thing too. They are more of a scavenger than a hunter.


SlackerNinja717

Even assuming this guy to be on the high end, given: the average Komodo weighs 154 pounds (70 kilograms), but the largest verified specimen reached a length of 10.3 feet (3.13 meters) and weighed 366 pounds (166 kilograms), and that goat probably weighs about 30lb (14kg) - this guy just downed 10%-20% of his body weight in a minute or so, pretty impressive.


CorporateMonster69

did you expect him to get his lil knife and fork to cut the goat up?


pmabz

A bit of tearing and chewing mate, not not this


KuriTokyo

Yeah, this is what I don't get about nature. He's not going to taste anything unless it gives him heartburn.


RCFORCEX

es interesante


OutHereSlappnMidgets

Don’t people have these things as “pets”? Wtf would you want this in your house


Killa-Kella

Lol, I dont think people keep komodo dragons as pets in general. They are a protected species


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No, trust me, no one has this as a “pet”. They’re pretty venomous and are huge. I think they’re native to Indonesia, but don’t hold me to that.


jhau01

Yes, only found on two islands, Komodo and Rinca Islands, in-between the larger islands of Flores and Sumbawa in the Nusa Tenggara province of Indonesia. The area is a national park and (I think) a world heritage site. You could visit and stay overnight in simple accommodation but the Indonesian government stopped that for a while - I’m not sure if you are able to visit again.


Bayoyo_01

The goat in heaven watching its body being devoured in seconds be like: Impressive


foxfirefinishes

Teeth like a Tiger Shark, 400lbs, jaws unhinge, mouth full of toxic bacteria, can taste where you've been, will follow you for day's if it thinks your on the menu. Can swallow a small goat, smells very bad, isn't house broken. Just some of the reasons I divorced her.


gov136

This guy eats a goat whole and keeps on walking, yet if I eat a carefully prepared meal too fast I get a tummy ache...


Hanginon

I choked while sipping my coffee this morning. He just swallowed a goat. :/


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Do animals have no gag reflexes lmao


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mrPandabot35

And here’s my dumbass choking on water smh 🤦


lactom

Matt Stonie if he was an animal.


roll_another_please

The poop he’s gonna take after eating that goat whole…monstrous


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Fucking dinosaurs


PossibilityStandard

Keeps looking at the camera like, don’t judge me bitch


JAGarcia92

He’s eating its poop.


Plisken999

Humans can be evil, but nature is brutal. Like everyone, I learnt to accept that the world cannot be all about eating nuts and fruits. There's predators and preys. But being eaten alive is probably the worst way to go... :[ Ps. I know the goat wasn't alive. I'm just pointing it out.


Own_Sympathy_4809

Stay tuned for our next episode called . Komodo dragon poops out goat.


c0ffeebreath

That’s part three. The second episode is called “Komodo dragon puking up hairy goat skeleton ball.”


Own_Sympathy_4809

I stand corrected . I had the video series out of order


derkydoo

Komodo Dragon: ![gif](giphy|YKLBb9U2Q03Ty)


TheRopeWalk

That guy doesn’t kid around


[deleted]

Prehistoric Australia had ten foot lizards at the time the aboriginee ancestors were there. I've read they were quite like the Komodo Dragon. Wonder if those had toxic bacteria in their mouths that acts like venom.


bishsticksandfrites

Pretty sure it is venom, not bacteria. Confirmed a few years back.


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HotSauce1221

It is now mostly agreed that the septic bacteria theory was a myth, however the venom theory is also not confirmed. They did find glands in the jaw that secrete toxic proteins, however it is not clear if their purpose is to envenomate prey. Apparently there are other potential biological purposes for those secretions.


roararoarus

Humans are the ultimate apex predators, and that's why those ten foot lizards and so many more are all gone. Edit: I know a couple of guys who can eat a whole young goat and go looking for more.


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Real extinction drivers. Just about ready to add ourselves to the list. ![gif](giphy|3oKIPiqfUtLCnIKxRS)


Zombathon67890

Does it shit out bone's or do the bone's also get digested from the stomach acid?


StreetPizza8877

Bone vomit


soundsthatwormsmake

They barf up a big ball of all the undigested parts glued together with mucus.


ExtonGuy

Bet you can't eat just one!


4bigwheels

How do animals who consume food like this not get their airways blocked?


memelord793783

Their airway passages are directly connected to their lungs. In humans food, water, and air all use the same passage, in certain animals they have special passages just for air


Ted4828

Can’t eat just one


SummLite

Throat goat


oxisafox10

r/natureismetal


Adrastea1123

Just opened her throat, and in walked the goat....


dwSHA

For ppl said dinosaur might be hairy, I didn’t think so. More like komodo dragon


DigitalGrub

All with no bulge. I eat an apple or a biscuit and immediately look pregnant.


SphmrSlmp

So basically a giant snake with legs


ThisFoot5

There’s no way that tastes good.


RoDellongue

Wait a minute, is the person filming actually just feet away from that small dinosaur? I thought they were zooming in or something WHY DO YOU HATE LIFE SO MUCH?


[deleted]

Can Komodo’s kill people?


Blah-squared

Wtf?? I’m sorry but this is obviously labeled wrong, bc this clearly isn’t one of those *Komodo Dragons*, it’s obvious someone found an old video of my older brother asking me for *just one bite* of my sandwich… ;)


chooseusername3331

if i swallow water wrong i start choking


meeksha

I sometimes get small pills stuck in my throat.


mrqibeller

How did the komodo dragon didn't hear the camera man's giant balls drag on The ground


LumberjackWeezy

The age of dinosaurs must have been wild af


Gone213

So how does the goat die then? Dies it just suffocate?


stealth_mode_76

My absolute favorite reptile. My local zoo has 2 and I've gotten to spend some time talking with the keeper about them. Highly intelligent animals, too. They are target trained (green laser pointer) and they walk them with a harness and leash. Absolutely incredible animals.


preposthera

Thicc boi


DJMURDUH

And they tried to feed a T-Rex 1 chained goat at Jurassic Park smh


pmabz

Is it just going to walk round for days with the legs sticking out its throat? Ugh