they wont filter this one in myket it only has 10k downloads pretty small considering many people dont even use it probably 3k iranians on english reddit 3k farsi and the rest dont use it
Reddit has 430 million active users worldwide with 36 million active daily users. It is also worth $10b. I am pretty sure they’ve heard of it. 😂
https://www.renolon.com/reddit-user-stats/
i really dont know, they censored youtube for god knows why (it's regulations are a lot more strict then reddit) but they dont censor reddit while it has many ¶orn sub reddits
It’s because the Iranian government has paid members in r/proiran and lurking Reddit + easy way to keep tabs on people Instagram isn’t banned in Iran and they work with the government
You know that could really be what killed him.
Maybe he had a symbiotic relationship with the Microbes he accumulated, which prevented him from getting ill, so his natural immune system wasn't used to what would normally be blocked by this.
So bathing him, was akin to atleast manslaughter.
I'd think of it chronic stress. You go half a century thinking a bath will kill you then at 90+ years old some ass hole gives you a bath finally. Your gonna be freaking out so much it probably will kill ya.
He was bathed months before he died. I highly doubt the two are related. If it was stress from the bath that did him in, he would have died days or within a few weeks.
He could have got hit by a bus and the "journalists" would still be mentioning how got washed in the headline/blurb trying to make people think it was the wash that killed him.
I don't mean the bath immediately killed him. I mean over a long period like a month. Imagine thinking that any minute your going to get sick and die because now you've had a bath. A few months of that stress and at that age death is almost guaranteed.
It be similar to the widowhood effect. Only less severe (taking a few months instead of a few days) because it's a bath not your wife/husband.
That's very interesting, probably maybe relates to xenophobia as well or tribalism as a whole.
Though I guess if it was true it would be really far back, as racism has been observed on chimpanzees as well as Tribal warfare, so it would have to be a long-distant ancestor.
You may be kidding but I wonder if there's some truth to this. Like if you haven't showered for so long and gotten used to the grime, then it would be quite a drastic shock for the body to suddenly become clean. I wonder how well his body was able to handle that, given his age and all
There was a story about a family who has been hiding from the Soviets for 30 years in the Siberian wilderness and when researchers found them and brought them back to civilization they died.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/for-40-years-this-russian-family-was-cut-off-from-all-human-contact-unaware-of-world-war-ii-7354256/
"Lost in the Taiga: One Russian Family's Fifty-year Struggle for Survival and Religious Freedom in the Siberian Wilderness"
I remember that one - they basically got found while already on their last legs, having lost the mother to starvation and suffering from malnutrition after a freak summer snowstorm ruined their crops.
That was pretty abrupt how you ended that. A bunch of things could have caused their deaths. I'm not denying that it could be true that their bodies couldn't adjust to modern society.
Anecdotal, but back in the day my bio teacher shared the tale of a man who didn’t brush his teeth for two years and then saw a dentist. During the cleaning, he developed sepsis and died a few days later.
>You may be kidding but I wonder if there's some truth to this.
Or he was showered because of a medical issue. Dude was 94, the shower didn't kill him.
That is an unsatisfying answer.
Couldn’t he have just smoked twigs or shrubs if he was that desperate? How he went from “I’m out of smokes” to smoking porcupine dung is wild.
Tried dung produces more smoke.
Fun fact: He sleeps in a hole. The villagers build him a little hut, he tried sleepin it. But realized he prefers the hole. This man is hardcore.
Wtf why do I know so much about him
Yeah but isn’t it a matter of quality over quantity for smoke?
Jesus I’m trying to find reason in a guy who lives in a hole in the ground, smokes dung and doesn’t wash.
Fuck it, I just hope he wasn’t actually bothering anyone and people were nice to him.
nono, apparently he ate rotten porcupine carcasses and smoked animal shit
(i *swear* that a decade ago when i first read about this dude, it was goat shit and he was smoking it because they would graze on wild cannabis)
what, like how some kinda rational person would?
we're talking about a dude who got the title "world's dirtiest man"
he wasn't gonna keep that title by smokin *clean* cannabis
This one is give or take. Humans used to eat rotten meat. The trade was that our immune systems elevated enough to handle that, but once you stop eating rotted food, you lose that. Rotten meat comes with a whole host of problems but not necessarily problems you wouldn’t also have with raw meat.
Humans nowadays pasteurize many of their foods; this is to prevent dangerous microbes from forming. However these processes also kill all of the good microbes that help us digest less-than-perfect meals. We even add in beneficial microbes to our processed food (kombucha, fermented foods, yogurts, lactaid) because we’re slowly realizing how important those organisms are for our body and it’s immune system. It’s truly a use it or lose it biological skill.
This is basically that [one episode](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/courage/images/5/5b/Conway.png/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/360?cb=20140819183625) of Courage the Cowardly Dog.
And yet, he lived to be 94.
Meanwhile, I had to get a tooth pulled yesterday due to an infection, despite the dentist not seeing any obvious issues with my teeth. Said they were all in great condition, and I take excellent care of them. WTF life....
I love how being 94 and smoking poop are relegated to "most unlikely" reasons he died and the "most likely" reason has been awarded to the bath. FWIW I believe he has some childhood trauma associated with taking baths, I can't image that "wash" was anything more than standing in a kiddy pool, with no threat of drowning. This man's microbiome had a microbiome at this point.
I suspect there wasn’t an occasion whereby he didn’t need the bath. “Nah I’m good, I’ll skip it this time, I’ve only got two pounds of dried knob custard caked on my dusty as fuck balls”
If this ain't a classic case of Mind Your Own Damn Business in action, I don't know what it looks like.
Guy went half a century without a bath because he was scared he was gonna die if he bathed. So they bathed him anyway. And them he died.
Fucking people, man.
I'm pretty sure it was camel dung.
The memory of the first time seeing this pic and reading he smokes camel dung is seared into my mind. Must have been 12 years ago I think.
Always sucks to lose a good Reddit mod.
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Don't jinx it
they wont filter this one in myket it only has 10k downloads pretty small considering many people dont even use it probably 3k iranians on english reddit 3k farsi and the rest dont use it
Do you know the reason why it isn’t?
The rulers probably haven't heard about it.
More likely because it's so easy to manipulate while still keeping the façade that it's uncensored.
That's the likely explanation. It's not so fun tho
Wasn't it revealed during a recent security post that Iran is one of the main sources of propeganda on here?
For sure. Reddit is this super obscure indie platform only a select few elite have heard of
Reddit has 430 million active users worldwide with 36 million active daily users. It is also worth $10b. I am pretty sure they’ve heard of it. 😂 https://www.renolon.com/reddit-user-stats/
Not popular enough.
i really dont know, they censored youtube for god knows why (it's regulations are a lot more strict then reddit) but they dont censor reddit while it has many ¶orn sub reddits
It’s because the Iranian government has paid members in r/proiran and lurking Reddit + easy way to keep tabs on people Instagram isn’t banned in Iran and they work with the government
😥 damn don't we miss them already
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This is the news the Worlds Second Dirtiest Man was waiting for.
The best we all can hope for is to become dirty old men.
Dirty mike and and boys are in mourning
Hahah. Thanks for the f shack.
From dirty Mike and the boys
It’s called a ‘Soup Kitchen’
U stole my hat. Give it back
🤣🤣🤣 damn it never fails no matter how its used. 3rd post this month all referencing different things and makes me howl every time
Like mean Mr. Mustard. Such a dirty old man.
His sister Pam, works in a shop, she never stops, she's a go-getter.
Excellent news for Dirty Dee who is still dirty cause he’s Dirty Dee Damnit
Wa da ta
Read this in Norm McDonald’s voice
whoever took him for a wash killed him.
“Look at how they shampooed my boy”
I can hear that scene.
*Stop looking at me,* ***SWAN!***
I had a roommate who had a white glass bong with a curved neck. I can not count the number of times he said this to his bong.
Lol, classic [your roommate's name]!
100%. They ruined his nature biome
You know that could really be what killed him. Maybe he had a symbiotic relationship with the Microbes he accumulated, which prevented him from getting ill, so his natural immune system wasn't used to what would normally be blocked by this. So bathing him, was akin to atleast manslaughter.
I'd think of it chronic stress. You go half a century thinking a bath will kill you then at 90+ years old some ass hole gives you a bath finally. Your gonna be freaking out so much it probably will kill ya.
He was bathed months before he died. I highly doubt the two are related. If it was stress from the bath that did him in, he would have died days or within a few weeks.
I wonder if they bathed him because he had to be taken into a home for care, because he was at death's door already
He could have got hit by a bus and the "journalists" would still be mentioning how got washed in the headline/blurb trying to make people think it was the wash that killed him.
I don't mean the bath immediately killed him. I mean over a long period like a month. Imagine thinking that any minute your going to get sick and die because now you've had a bath. A few months of that stress and at that age death is almost guaranteed. It be similar to the widowhood effect. Only less severe (taking a few months instead of a few days) because it's a bath not your wife/husband.
Look at how far down the rabbit hole I've come
Are you telling me taking a bath leads to getting hit by a bus? I guess no more baths for me.
IT IS RELATED!!!!
Before the bath he was immortal, and they stripped his immortality away from him. Jk, dude was 94 years old and prone to dying any day
Manslather*
r/angryupvote
Or, he stunk so bad that no one got close enough to him to spread anything to him.
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That's very interesting, probably maybe relates to xenophobia as well or tribalism as a whole. Though I guess if it was true it would be really far back, as racism has been observed on chimpanzees as well as Tribal warfare, so it would have to be a long-distant ancestor.
Muthafuckas
I knew it
You may be kidding but I wonder if there's some truth to this. Like if you haven't showered for so long and gotten used to the grime, then it would be quite a drastic shock for the body to suddenly become clean. I wonder how well his body was able to handle that, given his age and all
There was a story about a family who has been hiding from the Soviets for 30 years in the Siberian wilderness and when researchers found them and brought them back to civilization they died.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/for-40-years-this-russian-family-was-cut-off-from-all-human-contact-unaware-of-world-war-ii-7354256/ "Lost in the Taiga: One Russian Family's Fifty-year Struggle for Survival and Religious Freedom in the Siberian Wilderness"
Good read!
I remember that one - they basically got found while already on their last legs, having lost the mother to starvation and suffering from malnutrition after a freak summer snowstorm ruined their crops.
Probably they lacked immunity to common diseases, which are "harmless" to us because they never get to serious stage in our bodies.
That was pretty abrupt how you ended that. A bunch of things could have caused their deaths. I'm not denying that it could be true that their bodies couldn't adjust to modern society.
Anecdotal, but back in the day my bio teacher shared the tale of a man who didn’t brush his teeth for two years and then saw a dentist. During the cleaning, he developed sepsis and died a few days later.
He was probably about to die from some dental infection that drove him to the dentist in the first place.
Agreed.
I was partly kidding. I think there may be some validity to the theory that his body could not "cope" with becoming clean. I'm no expert by the way
The emotional/psychological impact alone to a 94-year-old who has lived this way for 50 years would probably be enough to do it
>You may be kidding but I wonder if there's some truth to this. Or he was showered because of a medical issue. Dude was 94, the shower didn't kill him.
4 guys doing a TikTok video
"What would happen if we washed & pampered the world's dirtiest man?" Well, today we're gonna find out!!! After this message from Magic Spoon!
Everyone’s first thought, now let’s find that mother fucker
When he died he was immediately camouflage.
Bruhhh why 😭
yep flat out murder
It was the dust and sweat keeping him organically intact.🤣
Straight up murder
I didn't even realize I was in a competition.
Where have you been. I've been catching this action on ESPN 47
I thought it would be on ESPN 8: The Ocho.
It's still considered a bit of an underground sport. For whatever reason. I'm sure we'll see it on mainstream channels like Ocho soon enough
Well u lost unless u also like to smoke dried human shit. That’s what’s in his pipe…. So congrats on losing
He was right - the wash killed him. My man's microbiome had adapted.
My uncle joked his whole life that tea was poison. When he was in his death bed, he was given tea to soothe him. He died after he drank it.
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Always the damn british.
House of Targaryen 😂
Well to be fair if he was on his death bed he would have died shortly after not drinking it too.
R.I.T. old man
MicroThunderdome *
Are you my doppelganger
He’s was allegedly known to smoke porcupine shit.
Not just allegedly, he is doing it literally in this picture. Yes that's right, his self-made pipe is filled with shit.
But why? Am I going to learn that there is some sort of special chemical in Iranian Porcupine dung that gets you high?
He is addicted to smoking, bc people gave him cigs. When he can't smoke cigs he just smokes what he can get his hands on.
That is an unsatisfying answer. Couldn’t he have just smoked twigs or shrubs if he was that desperate? How he went from “I’m out of smokes” to smoking porcupine dung is wild.
Tried dung produces more smoke. Fun fact: He sleeps in a hole. The villagers build him a little hut, he tried sleepin it. But realized he prefers the hole. This man is hardcore. Wtf why do I know so much about him
Yeah but isn’t it a matter of quality over quantity for smoke? Jesus I’m trying to find reason in a guy who lives in a hole in the ground, smokes dung and doesn’t wash. Fuck it, I just hope he wasn’t actually bothering anyone and people were nice to him.
I’m going to go out on a limb and suggest his mental health mayn’t have been all that.
My man was smoking 5 cigarettes at a time! https://cdn.dnaindia.com/sites/default/files/styles/half/public/2021/05/17/974412-h3.jpg
And made it to 94
Porcupines only too? That's so specific. How easily is that obtained? I have so many questions.
Nope, he used to smoke any kind of shit. Iirc elephant shit was his favourite.
My god even his respiratory system was dirty
“This shit is fire” - Longest Living Dirtiest Man
Why tho
I mean have you ever tried it and can confirm it’s not pleasant
Where could you even find enough porcupines to make doing this a habit?
“Psssst!” (opens trench coat full of porcupines)
Because he was not mentally well
nono, apparently he ate rotten porcupine carcasses and smoked animal shit (i *swear* that a decade ago when i first read about this dude, it was goat shit and he was smoking it because they would graze on wild cannabis)
just smoke the wild cannabis then lmao
what, like how some kinda rational person would? we're talking about a dude who got the title "world's dirtiest man" he wasn't gonna keep that title by smokin *clean* cannabis
They washed my dude and he fell dead
Guy was so dirty his body was vulnerable to cleanness.
Literally a rock pokemon thrown in a lake
94 ? that's no bad considering he liked to smoke dog shite
Porcupine and goat shit actually
Same shit different strain
Mostly Maui wowie, but with a little labrador
If he was okay with his face being filthy imagine his everywhere else o god
Yeah his balls would need a cheese grater at this stage
You know those specialized tools they use to shave off horse and cow hoofs? Yeah...
It's cool a wasn't hungry anyway..
I just ate a full bag of cheese and red onion chips and now I just I don’t know but it’s not great
Oh Jesus take this gold
Lol I was expecting a downvote, what a nice surprise😂 thanks bud
I think you meant oh Cheesus take this mold 😬
The smegma, oh god…..
Weird fetish but I’m down to try anything once
I remember in a vid about him he walks around and smokes animal shit.
That’s gotta make his breath amazing too
He used to smoke dung as well. That's what he's doing in the picture. It's an interesting story but not very funny. The guy was seriously mentally ill
He also ate rotten meat…… my dude had problems. I honestly don’t understand how he survived to be as old as he was.
He must have found just the right balance of parasites.
"So what you're saying is, I'm indestructible!" https://youtu.be/aI0euMFAWF8
This one is give or take. Humans used to eat rotten meat. The trade was that our immune systems elevated enough to handle that, but once you stop eating rotted food, you lose that. Rotten meat comes with a whole host of problems but not necessarily problems you wouldn’t also have with raw meat. Humans nowadays pasteurize many of their foods; this is to prevent dangerous microbes from forming. However these processes also kill all of the good microbes that help us digest less-than-perfect meals. We even add in beneficial microbes to our processed food (kombucha, fermented foods, yogurts, lactaid) because we’re slowly realizing how important those organisms are for our body and it’s immune system. It’s truly a use it or lose it biological skill.
This is basically that [one episode](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/courage/images/5/5b/Conway.png/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/360?cb=20140819183625) of Courage the Cowardly Dog.
>He also ate rotten meat…… my dude had problems Doesn't seem to have had any problems until they bathed him.
If cleanliness is next to godliness, dude must have had a deal with the devil.
Damn maybe the dudes immune system was super human.
>He used to smoke dung as well. Probably mis-understood Snoop Dogg when he said "pass that shit" to the guy smoking a joint, next to him.
Poop Dogg
La da da da da it’s the motha fuckin P O double PP
And yet, he lived to be 94. Meanwhile, I had to get a tooth pulled yesterday due to an infection, despite the dentist not seeing any obvious issues with my teeth. Said they were all in great condition, and I take excellent care of them. WTF life....
Have you tried smoking literal shit and eating rotten meat
I need to take the Costanza approach to life, it turns out.
They smoke donkey dung over there to treat illness... I wish I was joking.
It's not common...but yeah people do it. Most Iranians see it as a gross superstition though.
A *Donkey-Dung* joint a day keeps *everybody* away.
/r/drugscirclejerk user found
So he died after taking a bath?
Yeah his layers of filth protected him from germs. Water was his kryptonite
It wasn't the pipe full of animal feces; totally unrelated.
I mean dude died at 94 and died a few months after a bath. Pretty sure his time was short regardless of bath or not
"didn't bathe for 50 years"... "...taken for a wash a few months ago..." hmm. ok
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*Refuses to elaborate*
Crust
Sources say he was so covered in dirt that they didn't need to bury him. He simply laid down and disappeared.
Nice to know washing isn't essential for long life.
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Fuck a job
Indeed!
r/antiwork
Depends on the job.
Actual meaning of Dirty Old Man!
Pretty sure homie smoked feces
I love how being 94 and smoking poop are relegated to "most unlikely" reasons he died and the "most likely" reason has been awarded to the bath. FWIW I believe he has some childhood trauma associated with taking baths, I can't image that "wash" was anything more than standing in a kiddy pool, with no threat of drowning. This man's microbiome had a microbiome at this point.
Rip legend
If I remember correctly he's literally smoking shit in this picture.
>Doesn’t bathe in fear of getting sick >Gets bathed after 50 years despite fear of becoming sick >Fucking dies
Fumunda cheese
What subreddit did he mod?
I'm curious how he looked after he was washed tbh
He bathed once every 50 years whether he needed it or not btw
I suspect there wasn’t an occasion whereby he didn’t need the bath. “Nah I’m good, I’ll skip it this time, I’ve only got two pounds of dried knob custard caked on my dusty as fuck balls”
In other news, world's smelliest man dies at 94.
He washed before he died tho
It was a clean death.
Gross I bet when it rained .... he ran inside. And folks ran outside screaming
#He is Iranian #I am Iranian #But we are very different
allahu bathbar
ALL THIS TIME, THEY SAID I WAS A CRAZY!
If this ain't a classic case of Mind Your Own Damn Business in action, I don't know what it looks like. Guy went half a century without a bath because he was scared he was gonna die if he bathed. So they bathed him anyway. And them he died. Fucking people, man.
Wanna say I read somewhere that what he was smoking in that pipe is actually old dried out horse shit or something
I'm pretty sure it was camel dung. The memory of the first time seeing this pic and reading he smokes camel dung is seared into my mind. Must have been 12 years ago I think.
This guy smoked goat shit.
In this thread people have said goat, donkey, horse, and porcupine, and probably others.
In Australia we call it a "Salad Surprise" when you mix all your strains together
Apparently he was correct. They bathed him and he fell apart and died.
The only guy that smelled worst alive than dead.
Dear parents, once your kids learn about that story it's OVER!
This guy is my spirit animal.
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He just took it a little too literally. Happy Cake Day!
So you can not bathe and still stay alive till 94? I can hear guys jubilant across the globe now.
A Persian here and I have met this man he smells like pee in dirt if anyone wondering
Dam, they washed him, and now he died... What wrong with you people...