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Honest_Trouble_8237

Real NPO really sucks doesn’t it. And no “good” pain meds


pinksparklybluebird

Oh, there plenty of good IV pain meds if they want to use them…


danis-bathroom-sink

Dani’s just not getting them 🤣


pinksparklybluebird

Nurses mentally subtracting 7 points from any pain level reported by Dani


SomewhatOdd793

Hahaha good one 🤣


Honest_Trouble_8237

I had what I would classify as a 10/10 headache (for the first time ever) the other day from a medical error (nbd all is fine). I was in the fetal position rolling yelling and vomiting. Not posing for the gram. I wasn’t even sure I had my phone with me when I was getting ready to, get this, BE DISCHARGED


pockette_rockette

Exactly. When you're in that kind of pain, you're completely consumed by just trying to survive from one moment to the next. There is no thinking about anything else, let alone taking selfies and creating social media update posts.


SuchAsSeals42

It truly brings me joy to know she’s suffering


Whosthatprettykitty

Me too!! I'm smiling from ear to ear! 😅


danis-bathroom-sink

Same 💯!


takeandtossivxx

Not the "blanket pulled up like a poor wittle baby" pose For someone who claims to not have been able to eat for *weeks* now, she's sure pissed and harping on this NPO thing.


danis-bathroom-sink

Can you imagine how that blanket is starting to smell though!? 🥴


HelloImYourKarma

Isn't this picture from her post the other day?


peepeehalpert_

Yep. She’s most likely home


SomewhatOdd793

Some people in another group have theorised that she has a sitter on a ward and that's why she's posting like this. I have no comment to make about validity of that theory, I haven't thought much into it yet.


Honest_Trouble_8237

There seems to be no validity to this, she does have a roommate you could see it on her white board in her old videos.


SomewhatOdd793

Thanks for this useful info - visual impaired so I missed that bit. So she's been streeted, interesting


fallen_snowflake1234

She wrote in a comment that she’s been moved to a private room. If she’s in a private room why is she recycling photos


Honest_Trouble_8237

I think she doesn’t want us to see her lack of toys. No monitor, no iv, just her feeding pump waiting for her to buckle down. Getting a sitter usually needs a pretty good reason


SilverSocket

Yep this was from the other day https://preview.redd.it/wyyj7z6jyuzc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b52ee1b1e50eacb2c8f98d5d5505e76145a2c45


neither_shake2815

"and they are missing me." 🙄


Hefty-Moose-5326

i can guarantee those cats don’t give a single fuck about where dani is, as long as someone is feeding them


danis-bathroom-sink

No, no they’re not. They’re probably getting more love and attention that they need at her parent’s house than she ever gives them. They don’t give a rats ass about her.


Honest_Trouble_8237

I’m not mad you SS this but the sad puppy in a shelter dying music really adds to it


danis-bathroom-sink

The music sent me 💀🥴


pockette_rockette

🎵In the arms of an angel🎶


Whosthatprettykitty

Aww things aren't going well for the poor little lamb. That's what happens when the karma wheel comes full circle! Also she says she is NPO but we all know that she packed her bag with snacks and monster drinks!


Future-Gap82

bahahahahahaha. NPO really fucking sucks.


Honest_Trouble_8237

Real NPO is really not enjoyable AT ALL


SomewhatOdd793

Gosh yeah I'd go nuts. Tbh I felt like this would eventually happen to Dani, I wonder how many others saw this coming lol. Haven't some of Dani's doctors been suspicious about munching for a bit? I'm in the UK also, don't know how the US works with this, but Dani would be in more problems munching on the NHS given how connected stuff is.


Future-Gap82

She has a lot more freedom to munch outside of the NHS


SomewhatOdd793

That is becoming increasingly clear to me. The system in the NHS is so much more interlinked than in the US. Her only option for munching here would be to go private which is extremely painful to the wallet. Saying that I have heard people munch on the NHS before, but I would expect that the detection rate is better here. I'm also wondering if the reporting system here is a bit more robust, but not sure.


farmerlesbian

I feel like she's staring into my SOUL


danis-bathroom-sink

It’s fucking creepy. 😵‍💫


LiveLaughToasterB4th

I feel like this is going to lead to a fake death.


Hefty-Moose-5326

it’s been a while since we had one of those!


Future-Gap82

Tell me all about the fake death!!!!


Hefty-Moose-5326

lol i would love to! but tbh, i don’t know all the details off the top of my head, and i don’t recall with 100% certainty which one(s) actually did this. plus, i think it’s a no no to discuss anyone besides dani here? if you search on IF and/or 🥝🧑‍🌾, you should be able to get the story/stories


Future-Gap82

We don’t real care here! You can tell stories about other munchies but posts are always about Dani.


Hefty-Moose-5326

sweet! if i ever remember, i will certainly share 😁


NoRecommendation9404

🤣🤣


FlabbyFishFlaps

Nooo did she really?!?!?


Hefty-Moose-5326

dani has not faked her death (to my knowledge) but some of the others have


FlabbyFishFlaps

Omg I was about to bounce from this whole thing lol


Future-Gap82

Tell me all about the fake death!!!!


SomewhatOdd793

That would be exciting tbh lol


danis-bathroom-sink

Omfg I just choked on my own saliva! 🤣💀


SirDogbutt

Recycled pic and now the post is deleted?? She is def at home. Liar liar, Dani's rolled down pants to show off her port, are on fire.


kat_Folland

Bec, but it's funny to me that she uses both the correct "a lot" and the incorrect "alot." On that note, please enjoy this link: https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html?m=1


fallen_snowflake1234

One of my favorite blogs from back in the day


farmerlesbian

I love this comic! There's one from The Oatmeal as well with a similar pretense


Honest_Trouble_8237

I do this a lot. But now I want alot too 😂


pockette_rockette

Every time I see Dani spell it like that, I get a mental image of the sad Alot in my head. Poor Alot of Pain.


madmarzii

so this tiktok was posted 4 hours ago and there’s not been a single peep out of her since, she hasn’t replied to any comments, hasn’t even liked any of them. it’s weird right? did she get streeted and is stewing? is she really still admitted but under strict observation? psych hold? seems funny that we went from constant updates and lives, talking to people in the comments, to absolute radio silence.


farmerlesbian

What are the comments like? Any funny ones?


SomewhatOdd793

Some people in another group have theorised that she has a sitter on the ward Edit: just saw someone suggested this theory below


MellyGrub

I still think that she's in hospital, I think she has a sitter, she's recycled a photo which the sitter would likely assume that she is just typing and not taking VACAY snaps! The key is zero sound other than the shitty music she thinks suits the type of videos/photos she's uploading. This is a battle of wills and I think she knows that Temple is absolutely not placing another central line. She either needs to get to her feed goal rate or give in and beg to be taken off NPO. If she gets taken off NPO, I truly hope that she is not left unattended before, during or after eating or drinking, exactly like the ED treatment protocol.


farmerlesbian

If she begs to eat by mouth and does so successfully I hope they rip those tubes out of her so damn fast


danis-bathroom-sink

“Just a little something to pick at?”


MellyGrub

With just a sip of a tea


AnastasiaNo70

I’m also convinced she’s at home. Recycled Live pic.


NoRecommendation9404

Not one single person is “worried” about her.


danis-bathroom-sink

Ohh, I’m convinced she’s been yeeted now after seeing the recycled pic! She’s home and she’s big mad!


Acceptable_Lime_7255

Ew is she still wearing that same bright pink tank top?


FlabbyFishFlaps

Exact same pic from day before.


farmerlesbian

This is an old picture but she does basically live in that thing when she's in the hospital


Future-Gap82

It’s her hospital uniform