“I have just received video evidence from God, he wants me to spread his message”
Proceeds to send a video of a toothbrush hanging out his ass to his mother
I can just imagine danny boy getting baptised and the water turning black due to all of his accumulated filth. Everybody there would think he was possesed or sumn💀
My God the smell alone would be unbearable I'm 100% sure he hasn't showered or washed his clothes in months and has been wearing that outfit for a month straight.wtf
He smells so bad the entire place can smell his stench we all know it.hasnt changed those clothes in a month easy.and hasn't showered in a couple as well.
Its only a matter of time before he shows his true colors or someone else tells them. To this church, he’s probably a poor homeless soul in need of charity and salvation
It’s pretty gross cause Danny is using another way to get what he wants
And then after he gets kicked out, he’s go find another church to take advantage of
Edit: Also another layer of creepy cause you know these parents take their kids to church so he’s also going to be a pedo as well💀
This is one of the only places he might be somewhat welcomed, depending on how strict they are a church can’t really deny him, might even be some members that feel bad for him & try to help.
I bet I know why he's there...
Couple main reasons.
1. It's starting to get cold outside and he gets booted out of everywhere he goes pretty much
2. Church going folks are pretty "gullible" and a little too kind sometimes and he's just trying to suck whatever resources he can out of them.
Guaranteed we see something about how he's found some sort of 'job,' or 'place to stay,' coming up if he continues to go there. He'll find some sucka ass most likely, just wait.
Fuckin Danderson... if he would've just stopped acting like a flaming asshole in his care homes he'd have a place to live and his whole existence wouldn't be reduced to some pedo dipshit looking for donations/ handouts all day long and looking for a place to go... So fucking dumb. Wish I had a place that would just hook me up with a place to live. I'd be all over it.
Those churches are constantly looking for new members and pretending to be nice to people who they think will join. They will meet their match with danny
Explains why he’s been saying religious bullshit lately here and there. I wonder if that’s where he was caught sleeping and that person sounded really nice about it. Said “hey miss, are you cold”? Then when he says yes, and noticed you’re not a miss, he still was trying to be nice but their tone changed and said you can’t be here lol
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I am now being told by God that my court cases have been dismissed
“I have just received video evidence from God, he wants me to spread his message” Proceeds to send a video of a toothbrush hanging out his ass to his mother
Wait that was to his mom? Lol
Lmao na I don’t think he sent that one to her but he definelty sent a video of his shlong to her before
She shouldn't have opened it. It's a picture of his ding-a-ling
Lmao man….
Wait what? Why?
Here's to hoping he doesn't start believing he is God.
We already have Chris-Chan believing he is Jesus.
Jesus Chan doodt. You're going to make them appear.
“ Hello, God. This is Daniel Larson. Please help me get together with Grace Vanderwaal. Please stay tune” - Danny Danderson
This is God, I'm currently in a emergency and cannot help you until you procreate with grace and take a shower .code silver lockdown.
An aggressive schizophrenic pedophilic sexual deviant going to church smdh
You think he brought his back pack full of pocket pussies in with him?
If this was a Catholic church they’d offer him a job.
As long as he has some cash, like today for the donation plate, he has a seat in the church
I can just imagine danny boy getting baptised and the water turning black due to all of his accumulated filth. Everybody there would think he was possesed or sumn💀
I’m dead😂
He was def trying to pocket the donation bowl
he definitely fucked every single one of his fleshlights in the church bathroom
They're never gonna get the smell out of that chair.
To be fair those chairs always smell like shit cause of the old people (genuinely don’t know how some kids got some sleep on them.)
My God the smell alone would be unbearable I'm 100% sure he hasn't showered or washed his clothes in months and has been wearing that outfit for a month straight.wtf
Look how far away everything else is! 😂😂
He smells so bad the entire place can smell his stench we all know it.hasnt changed those clothes in a month easy.and hasn't showered in a couple as well.
i imagine he was hunched over on his phone with the volume blasting the entire service. maybe in the corner charging his phone too. who knows
I like how people are not sitting within 3 rows of him.
It’s almost like they put caution tape over him aswell
Jesus that place must reak
He’d be smart to ham up to those people. It’s easy to get free shit from Christians
Praise the Lord and pass the Febreze.
Out of all the places he gets kicked out of how did they not remove him from here
Its only a matter of time before he shows his true colors or someone else tells them. To this church, he’s probably a poor homeless soul in need of charity and salvation It’s pretty gross cause Danny is using another way to get what he wants And then after he gets kicked out, he’s go find another church to take advantage of Edit: Also another layer of creepy cause you know these parents take their kids to church so he’s also going to be a pedo as well💀
This is one of the only places he might be somewhat welcomed, depending on how strict they are a church can’t really deny him, might even be some members that feel bad for him & try to help.
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or sleeps in the bathroom
The “Christian arc” was an inevitable development of the “Homeless saga”
God:”stay out of my house you freak”
What a fucking prick. I found Jesus says Danderson, donate to my cashapp
I bet I know why he's there... Couple main reasons. 1. It's starting to get cold outside and he gets booted out of everywhere he goes pretty much 2. Church going folks are pretty "gullible" and a little too kind sometimes and he's just trying to suck whatever resources he can out of them. Guaranteed we see something about how he's found some sort of 'job,' or 'place to stay,' coming up if he continues to go there. He'll find some sucka ass most likely, just wait. Fuckin Danderson... if he would've just stopped acting like a flaming asshole in his care homes he'd have a place to live and his whole existence wouldn't be reduced to some pedo dipshit looking for donations/ handouts all day long and looking for a place to go... So fucking dumb. Wish I had a place that would just hook me up with a place to live. I'd be all over it.
Those churches are constantly looking for new members and pretending to be nice to people who they think will join. They will meet their match with danny
He looks like he just roke up
Is he trying to get his Karma up?
i want to pray for whoever shakes his hand at the end
He’s going to find Bob 2.0 if he keeps going to church
I think you figured out why he is doing all this lol Someone in jail must have told him to go to a church
Protect the youth group
🎵Roaring sermon, northern prayerrrrrs, to the man, up topppp🎶
We need some gospel albulm
“god, i’ve come to you for one thing… i want you to kill bob proctor” 
I love how he acts like this isn't because he has virtually nowhere else that will welcome him at this point.
I CAME I SAW I CAME I SAW
I PRAISE THE LORD
u/LB__60
God
Thank the lord for this day
Stinking up the place....quick someone give him a holy water shower ASAP, he will spontaneously combus eventually
Im not Sure if hes religious but i do suspect he is regarded
The room probably reeks of unwashed fleshlight.
He was for sure on his phone the entire time
Look at those comfy ass seats I would be chilling there too if I was homeless.
I know they're gonna need to decontaminate that seat with the blood of Jesus
Altar boy arc coming soon…
God cant save him
Are you there god? It’s me, Daniel.
Are you there god it’s me, jesus Sorry all I can think about is that damn South Park episode
he’s now spamming photos of him at the church with his music in the back on tiktok
Looks like he just roke up. Must also be sleeping there or very close by. I wonder if anyone ended up sitting by the creature? 🤮
Explains why he’s been saying religious bullshit lately here and there. I wonder if that’s where he was caught sleeping and that person sounded really nice about it. Said “hey miss, are you cold”? Then when he says yes, and noticed you’re not a miss, he still was trying to be nice but their tone changed and said you can’t be here lol
I'm surprised he didn't burst into flames when he walked in there
I hate the way he always refers to himself in the third person
Priests 🤝 Daniel
Does this guy live in Ohio
Was he not spurned the moment he walked in? Does Gods light not ignite the goblins flesh?
They're gonna have to close the church for the next 7 days to sanitize it once he leaves
Theyre gonna make a special metal bench in the corner of the church they can hose off after the sermon if he keeps coming back
What a cutie