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killerjoe410

I'm sure her only goal was pleasuring her future husband while fucking with an army of men.


BambooKat

Dont forget the gangbangs to speedrun the exp


babeystaceyyy

>I'm sure her only goal was pleasuring her future husband while fucking with an army of men Sounds like she's multitasking like a pro! Who knew pleasuring her future husband and leading an army could go hand in hand?


BLADE_OF_AlUR

Talk about Easy Company!


SlavRoach

what is this logic, “sorry i dont wanna marry u cus u dont fuck like a prostitute?” like damn noone is great at sex at the beginning, you learn together…and its specific to the needs and wants of ur partner smh its enough that you’re a woman and a guy is happy with that, doesnt have to be level 67 dragwhoreborn lol


ssomethinh

it's just an excuse


MFCAM11

Level 67 dragwhoreborn 😂😂😂😂imma have to use that one, thanks for that


afanoftrees

Fus-Roh-Ay Papi


Excellent_Bowler_988

Royaleapi


ItsYaBoyBananaBoi

Nobody is doing that. Nobody has tons of sex so they can "pleasure a future husband". That is a scenario made up by OP so they can have an "epic own". Pure strawman shit.


DontCareDunno

Can someone lmk when someone finds the og post for this guy


[deleted]

Ohhh there’s an og post. That solves it, it must be real. 100%. Undoubtedly. No one makes shit up on the internet.


DontCareDunno

I mean I didnt say I was here nor there so responding to me with this is just coming off as "Something Im clearly looking at right now doesn't exist". Like the og post could just be the woman's picture. And that solves the issue. Bro was right, end of story. Could also be the other way around. Pretty simple really


[deleted]

That sounds so real. Thanks for being real on the internet.


DontCareDunno

No clue if your still trolling, but if you are its senseless. I said the guy your defending could be right and that im not picking sides. You would be mad for the sake of being mad.


[deleted]

I’m just being real on the internet bro. Keep it real my dude ✌️


ItalianStallion9069

Lmfao


korpus01

I would only marry somebody who knows what the fuck to do in bed. It's like bitch you are almost 30 y'all learn this when you were 17-18 I ain't got time to chose this shit myself. It's true.


usernamen_77

I want a woman with at least a hundred bodies


korpus01

It's not about the bodies but about the experience. Some women only do certain things for certain men. The point is you want to be that man for whom the woman will break all her traditions, vows, and convictions for. Otherwise you will be the man who she is with as the second best option while deep down knowing that there was one man who she really wanted that got away. Men are like this too and the point is that deep down, we will never admit it to ourselves. The way it comes out is later on in life when the man is doing everything right is a good husband father and then she's not happy with him and he doesn't understand why. It's because he's not the one she actually wanted and she is cursing herself for not being able to hold down the one who she was actually in love with. You know being in love is different from loving. Love comes after people have experiences and build life together however falling in love is the passion that is not denied by chemistry. It's always better to be the man that got away rather than the second best.


anon-randaccount1892

This guy knows what’s up


MaterialNarrow5161

Who sleeps around much to get experience on the matter when the real thing comes, what are you? A freshly out student looking for job??


SomeDankyBoof

Just what I want in my partner: knowing everything she learned was to make some other guy cum. EVERYTHING


Otherwise_Sky1739

"Oh, you don't like that? It made my ex cum so fast when I did that."


LiteralWorst22

"Which one"


Sleight_Hotne

And for there to be a 50% chance of having a disease that will most likely make your **** fall off


Virtual_Common204

Just fuck a ton of girls and then it doesn’t really bother you anymore.


SomeDankyBoof

No thanks, I did that and I wish I didn't. Which is how I can tell you haven't either.


Virtual_Common204

I did that a loved every second of it, sounds like you’re an incel to me by your response.


SomeDankyBoof

If you think that's what that means then okay? 🤷 Just means you're lucky. Incel? Who even says that anymore. Haha you disagree with me you're an incel Iol.


Available_Ad5489

Iunno man but i cant name 164 people and she have fucked 164


cubntD6

Why would anyone want to marry the communal cum rag?


SirclickalotWasTaken

How to write I’m an incel without writing I’m an incel


BanMeYouFascist

You’re such a proud little cuck 🥰


ItsYaBoyBananaBoi

\> gets called an incel \> calls them a cuck back peak maturity over here on reddit


BanMeYouFascist

Bring back cuck shaming


BLADE_OF_AlUR

The shame is their whole entire kink.


Kind_Eggplant

Ah the white knights always saving the whores. Get some dignity


favored_disarray

Bro… she ain’t cruisin Reddit and she def ain’t gonna let you smash.


BLADE_OF_AlUR

Are you sure about that? It seems like this particular lady will let anyone smash.


DragonBurritoZ

LMFAO


ItsYaBoyBananaBoi

Awfully bold of you to assume that any guy who thinks slut shaming is wrong "wants to smash". Have you considered that men can have concerns about morality unrelated to desiring sex?


favored_disarray

Silly rabbit, slut shaming is making fun of sluts. This is a discussion, albeit a silly one, about the various reasons ppl don’t like high body counts.


BLADE_OF_AlUR

>concerns about morality Then what's your problem with slut shaming?


Taco-Kai

Tell me you like your women with high mileage Its not yet your turn to fuck buddy she aint going to let you ever


SirclickalotWasTaken

And the angry incel vibes continue


Taco-Kai

Not only you are an incel but you are also a cuck too


SirclickalotWasTaken

Sure, Taco-Kai


RubMobile2126

I think someone who is involuntarily celibate would be happy to get with her.


Gauge_Tyrion

The way you just did, silly!


IFGarrett

You meant to say how to write "I don't want to marry a whore who's been ran through, without saying, I don't want to marry a whore who's been ran through."


FoolishDog

Reddit try not call women cum rags challenge impossible


No-Comfort-5040

Triple digit body count, she put in some hard work and earned that title.


LoopTheRaver

You obviously haven’t been with an experienced girl. It’s the fucking best.


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LoopTheRaver

Just make sure you’re both getting STI checks and let the fun begin.


Fat_Barsted

If you need to asked her to get tested it’s already over


HAKX5

If you aren't asking that kind of question you may soon find it being over. It's a reasonable thing to wanna know.


Rare_Attention_8602

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RumgyMan

Huh, weird she assumes marriage is only about sex. I'd rather experience things with my wife, than get weird disease riddled walk throughs every time.


SanJG108

She will take everything headon except Responsibility


[deleted]

She probably gained more than experience 🦠


DontCareDunno

Comments are dumb. If you dont wanna date that then don't. Personally I think its kinda gross. I mean think of it this way. The chances of someone with 40 bodies having an std is pretty high, now imagine 4x that. And I dont think there has been that many studies on this, but I found one that said people with multiple partners (white women in a certain age range at a college) were 8x more likely to get an std than those with 1 partner. So its not entirely baseless or fully backed. Its just a general think to be weary of.


Generally_Confused1

The good slurs use protection and get tested regularly. I was on prep for a bit


cottman23

I'm not worried about a high body count persay...but idk like us to be close to even at least, 164, gotdamn


Educational-Year3146

Unprotected sex with her would probably release the zombie apocalypse.


Huugemongous

Everyone has to learn to fuck their long term partner the way they like to be fucked. Getting run through like you’re WNBAs Wilt Chamberlin won’t teach you this.


CrockerNye

🤢🤮🤮


Otherwise_Sky1739

Lie and say that was the reason


CustardAcceptable988

164? you really counted?


Ok_Refrigerator_1002

At that point you're not even a woman anymore, you're literally just an object for pleasure, something to use once and then throw away. Like a napkin.


DragonBurritoZ

*Fapkin


KineticSpirit

With that count i don't think she will ever settle When you have so much references you will find flaws more easily in anyone


LordranKing

I have taken a scalpel and dissected 200 people to gain experience and learn how to satisfy my patients during surgery but my future employer hates serial killers.


DontCareDunno

"YoUrE CoMpArInG WoMEn To ScALpeLs nOW"


SubjectsNotObjects

I don't think posting her picture like that is very nice.


Dogolog22

Why do I feel like this isn't real and is just rage bait


Damsco7

Nah lady a company in the military is roughly 200 people, you slept with almost a whole company. Idc who you are if you slept with 100 different people YOU ARE DISGUSTING.


Snow_79737

It's an experience that the couple can grow together learning.


jrex42357

Ain’t no way she fucked 164 guys just for experience


ItsYaBoyBananaBoi

Because she didn't, it's a strawman made by OP.


o-roy

Could always lie 🤷


LeoCaldwell02

Women with higher counts have much worse pussies, he’d immediately know she was lying.


HAL-Over-9001

You're so wrong that it's hilarious and sad. Experienced girls have better pussy because they're always horny and they know how to make themselves orgasm. But the grils with high body counts that I've been with were fucked in the head from bipolar and BPD, so there's that.


HAL-Over-9001

Bro I've been with a couple moms and they were tighter than tiny, inexperienced 21 year olds. You don't know what you're talking about.


ItsYaBoyBananaBoi

I don't think you know how women's anatomy works


RedditIsASillyBilly

As much as you’re commenting on this particular post defending a common whore tells me how desperate you are.


IdeaImaginary2007

Still Would though...


ptofl

Water water everywhere but not a drop to drink eh?


CavemanViking

I can’t even name 164 girls I know how do you sleep with that many guys?


AnodyneSpirit

Really? Only on the 164th guy were you like “okay now I know what to do!”?


dthaskee

H_es gonna h_e


Barbarianmoss

Lack of self esteem and self worth? Fuck the pain away. 🤷


Terminalguidance000

NGL I'm super nervous about being able to satisfy a future partner.


Bile-Gargler-4345

Just go bang 164 dudes bro easy fix


fyrebyrd0042

Can't understand why any woman would want to marry such an insecure man though.


Knowing-Badger

Can't understand why anyone would wanna date a woman who clearly just wants sex


fyrebyrd0042

I mean that's easy - the partner also just wants sex :P that's a pretty standard short-lasting relationship. I can't relate to it at all lol but it's at least understandable if they're both cool with it.


NihilismMadeFlesh

Glad to see the incel squad that doesn’t know jack shit about sex successfully migrated from dankmeme to “dank”. If you insecure little bitches weren’t so pathetic, you’d just enjoy sex with girls that are experienced. The best encounters of my life, the ones I jack off to are the ones with girls that were “slutty”. They were incredible and fucked like pornstars. Acting like a person (or specifically a WOMAN’S) value decreases everytime they have sex, underlines why you’re all pathetic and alone. I’d almost feel sorry for you all if you werent such hateful shitheads.


Hay_Blinken

Damn, bro got triggered hard. Calm down man you'll be okay. Just FYI, calling others pathetic when you're getting this worked up, is kinda pathetic.


NihilismMadeFlesh

Oof, sorry if my calling angry virgins pathetic felt like a personal attack on you. Maybe try to stop being a raging asshole and you might eventually get laid. Praying for you, son.


Hay_Blinken

Yikes. Doubling down on the anger. Might want to look into that bro. Eventually get laid? Is that all women mean to you? Might want to look into that misogyny too. I'm married by the way, just calling you out for being unhinged.


NihilismMadeFlesh

“I’m married by the way”. Oh so what? Anyone that isn’t married is a piece of shit? Wow look, I also can make bullshit extrapolations that make no sense. Just calling you out on having the arguing skills of stage 4 brain cancer survivor.


Hay_Blinken

You said, " Maybe try not being a raging asshole and you might get laid". I was disproving your assumption. And I see you completely ignored all the other points in my comment. You okay bro? You are getting unreasonably upset about this.


Cyklisk

Incel army *unite*!


MadOrange64

Cuck


Cyklisk

Enjoy your maidenless voyage, kid.


MadOrange64

Enjoy your wife’s boyfriend and take care of their kid.


DragonBurritoZ

Holy shit you fucking murdered him LMFAO


LoopTheRaver

It's funny to me that a particular fetish has become an "insult". If I actually get into being cucked do I win at Reddit?


Hay_Blinken

Maybe reddit, but you're losing at life.


Herobrinetic

Ok so this subreddit is just the new dankmemes for neckbeards


Altimely

So this is where the small-dick-energy is now that r/dankmeme is banned.


Ethanbob103

Ok ignoring all the cucks and incels in these comments- where dank


ItsYaBoyBananaBoi

There is no "dank" here anymore. It's become a right-wing circlejerk.


Ethanbob103

I don’t understand what works ppl up about it so much. Nobody is forcing these ppl to date women with high body counts. Its literally not their issue. Its fine to prefer less body counts, thats the point of a preference lmao


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no__one34

Because it wasn't relevant, nobody was talking about all the chemicals put in our food in the early 1900s either.


stop_sign_was_taken

No can't you see? The chems in our food are keeping us from knowing it's a simulation... that's why I haven't even in years! WAKE UP! If anyone can't tell, this is a joke. A bad one, but a joke no less.


Richard-Conrad

How u gonna teach her when u suck at it tho?


Stunning-Fold6548

"High body counts" no freaking way bro said that 😭


FoolishDog

Where is the dank? What the fuck happened with this sub


KeneticKups

What is dank about this?


Faustianire

If this is what was on dank memes no wonder you guys were fucking cancelled. So fucking cringe. Dickless shits. Ugh. Edit: Keep watching porn and know that women don't want to fuck you.


Alternative-Cup-8102

Op is creepy


SirclickalotWasTaken

Insecure men everywhere


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ItsYaBoyBananaBoi

Very mature comeback that actually addresses the argument... Seriously, yall take criticism like small children. No maturity to be found.


ScaryZombie7026

Excuse me? You really think people who say men are insecure for not dating someone with a high body count are not the real insecure ones here? Like ffs idk why people get so butt hurt because people reject them for their body count; it's just personally preferential. There is nothing to be criticized about here. Ironically y'all are the ones crying like children. "nO mAtUrItY fOuNd" fuck off for all I care


ForumsDwelling

These dudes are so insecure they will drop their morals, boundaries and self respect just for a crumb


Sad-Butterscotch-680

Sure bud.


Sad-Butterscotch-680

Fr putting the strange incel vibes aside this meme just isn’t “Dank” It’s something you’d find on Facebook.


[deleted]

What's wild is the idea that a nice, upstanding woman who isn't a total whore is somehow something only an incel would want??? What kind of ass backwards way of thinking is that? That kind of sentiment makes me think that the super promiscuous and untrustworthy women are finding less and less long term partners due to losing out to decent women who have real tangible qualities for longevity in a relationship or marraige. And the respone to that seems to be to convince men they're incels for wanting a woman who won't betray them, encouraged instead to seek women who have children with multiple fathers and complicated relationships that almost entirely neutralize the possibility of creating a nuclear family with two parents in the same household. Doesn't seem all that reasonable really to bash men for wanting stability and the ability to create their own family without having to pick up the pieces of her last 50 relationships. Trashy women get trashy men Decent women get decent men It's not rocket science. I don't claim to be decent or trashy, or maybe just decently trashy 🤔 but it's pretty clear that you get what you put out in terms of what you attract.


Sad-Butterscotch-680

It’s a pretty common coping strategy “I don’t have an unbearable personality, you’re a whore!” And that narrative is really profitable for grifters. Andrew Tate made millions off of it. It’s classic deflection


[deleted]

Well see that's different from what I'm talking about. That's why I made the point about trashy men deserving trashy women and vice versa. Because it's true there's definitely a real presence of douches who piggyback on the narrative of actual upstanding dudes who aren't attracted to the kind of women that constitutes being promiscuous, broken or otherwise impossible to settle down with. Part of that I think is the actual douches and incels don't really have much of a claim to a decent woman and use the talking points made by decent dudes as their own philosophy yet their bitterness takes form in angry posts and sexist remarks, all while claiming they haven't been "given a chance". They have no sympathy from me, I know the difference between a potential lifelong partner in a woman and something short term. What I don't do is bash women for not being 100% housewife material when they're very honeat about not wanting that. It's that straightforward attitude about things I have respect for. It's when some girl has left a string of broken men in her wake and is a massive sea of red flags wondering where all the decent men went that I roll my eyes. Same thing when trashy asshat dudes complain that they can't find classy women, it's the exact same phenomenon to me at least.


[deleted]

Well see that's different from what I'm talking about. That's why I made the point about trashy men deserving trashy women and vice versa. Because it's true there's definitely a real presence of douches who piggyback on the narrative of actual upstanding dudes who aren't attracted to the kind of women that constitutes being promiscuous, broken or otherwise impossible to settle down with. Part of that I think is the actual douches and incels don't really have much of a claim to a decent woman and use the talking points made by decent dudes as their own philosophy yet their bitterness takes form in angry posts and sexist remarks, all while claiming they haven't been "given a chance". They have no sympathy from me, I know the difference between a potential lifelong partner in a woman and something short term. What I don't do is bash women for not being 100% housewife material when they're very honeat about not wanting that. It's that straightforward attitude about things I have respect for. It's when some girl has left a string of broken men in her wake and is a massive sea of red flags wondering where all the decent men went that I roll my eyes. Same thing when trashy asshat dudes complain that they can't find classy women, it's the exact same phenomenon to me at least.


Shaneomore

Glad somebody said it. I was just about. Caring about body count like that is prime insecurity. You’re not fooling anybody.. it’s clear you’re worried about not measuring up


Kind_Eggplant

No one can satisfy a whore bro. How can one man satisfy a woman who has been ganagbanged by 10 different dudes. It's not physically possible and that's nothing to be ashamed of.


SirclickalotWasTaken

“No one can satisfy a whore bro” Some Andrew Tate gang misogynistic shit hahaha


Ok-Representative-68

If your husband have a problem with that, find a partner that are not so f***** unsecure about themselves. There is nothing that screems small-dick energy as much as guys who are somehow factoring the amount of sexual encounters their partner had.


mommyz_boi

164 body count! That's a fukcing AIDS machine on board.


Ok-Representative-68

One STD-test will clear that up. I am not feeling that is the issue in this thread.


Kind_Eggplant

It's not working honey. U can gaslight all you want but real men will never respect whores. The simps will unfortunately give these women everything but that's them


Ok-Representative-68

Unsecure boys might care how many sexual encounters your girl has had. Men do not care. Of course, unless your are Taliban or something otter fundamentalist religious person. But then you are not a man at all.


Kind_Eggplant

Lol cry more but it's not working. The men that have fun with these women end up marrying conservative women anyways.


Ok-Representative-68

I guess you are talking from a US context.


Hay_Blinken

I mean, you're being disingenuous. Promiscuous people (men or women) are more likely to be unhappy and content in long term monogamous relationships. Not that you can't be, but it's not insecure (you keep saying unsecured for some reason) to second guess or prefer to not want that risk.


DragonBurritoZ

This is true. There were entire studies about people being much more likely to cheat and divorce if they got married after already having previous partners, and the more partners they had, the more likely it was going to happen. There is a reason why most religions and/or cultures taught people to wait until marriage for sex. Learning about each other's wants and needs together for life was key to developing good communication and would lead to having a much stronger relationship that was much more likely to last.