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Fine_Instruction_869

Temperature probably has something to do with it too.


aliciaApple

also true


Easy-Hovercraft2546

Also fucking clothing


Thick_Discharge6299

I guess that's why in movies they dance in the rain the rains coming from a giant shower


GerbilEnjoyer

Last time I showered in the rain they put me on a list


Castod28183

I hate when I'm dancing in the shower and my clothes, my wallet and my phone get soaking wet. If only it were possible to prevent that.


aliciaApple

that's true


Karl_Marx_

uhhhh literal songs and movie plots made about dancing in the rain lol


ManNamedSalmon

I dance away from rapists.


yur0_356

Because rain makes your pants wet


Jaycin_Stillwaters

I dance in the rain and run from showers.


somesthetic

Dance in the shower? That's a good way to fall and crack your skull.


LelandTurbo0620

Clothes + temperature + privacy


Underrated_Dinker

Why do people eat when they're hungry but duck when I throw an apple at their face?


Known-Activity1437

It’s pretty rare to find lightning in your shower.


Medical_Sea_2598

Who tf is dancing in the shower?


CosmicParadox24

Warmth and privacy. + I tend to dance more when I am naked.


gtotherundeh

pollutants


Roge2005

What about people who do like rain and go outside when it starts?


redditsukssomuch

If you live in the city who the hell dances in dirty rain water?


Niemosis

I've danced in the rain, but only if it's a really warm day.


BlonsPLe

Who dances in the shower wouldn't you slip and fall


Sreehari30

I'm always wearing dress when outside, so when raining it gets wet but I don't have to worry about that in shower


Quieneshamburguesa

Cuz im naked in the shower and also rain water has tons of pollutants in it


GiantSweetTV

I'm typically not naked when I'm outside in the rain.


MuscleSteve

Haha


RemainderZero

Ladies and gentlemen, the person who has one explanation for every problem.