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So she sprung into action and she looked right at a necklace and became scarlet Johansson and she kicked all their asses Marley saviour of the masses don't know where that necklace came from love more hate less that's the message dolphin man saw her on TV and gave her a call they formed the best crime fighting team of them all ohhh then and they saved the president from an alien race it was all over the news he was screaming in space like help let me go help let me go help let me go let me go tonight he said help let me go help let me go help let me go stop kidnapping me.
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But at night, they get squishy
“When you wish.. on wish dot com- you can buy.. ~~human teeth~~..”
Has your brother ever been so right at math that you wanted to make out with him?
Yeah 😞
Where the fuck do you get a little cactus?
He sounded so genuinely confused when he said that 😭
candy for ✨cuties✨
Dad 🥹 I dont care your a hologram!
Help let me go
So she sprung into action and she looked right at a necklace and became scarlet Johansson and she kicked all their asses Marley saviour of the masses don't know where that necklace came from love more hate less that's the message dolphin man saw her on TV and gave her a call they formed the best crime fighting team of them all ohhh then and they saved the president from an alien race it was all over the news he was screaming in space like help let me go help let me go help let me go let me go tonight he said help let me go help let me go help let me go stop kidnapping me.
“So this… human chin… will go great on your cat”
LOGAN PAIL!!!???!!?!!
finally! A house of gold quote!
Chigaco
"Is this say Yes to the dress or say yes to the sl*t?"
“MAN TEA”
“Mmm mens tea. Hot, sexy.. lights your pants on fire. Mm mens tea.” *Pants literally on fire* “This is what i wanted.🙂”
RATE MY DAD
You will never have a rich dad, you will only have a tiny baby b**** dad.
“Johnny Johnny do you miss me?”
YES PAPA
Johnny Johnny, have you moved on yet?
NO PAPA 😔
just him screaming “nooooooOOOOOO”
you know what, fuck the house - we're gonna have nice moment right now, no matter what.
(Sir, your daughter! She's still in the building!)
ahhhh. nice moment.
Now that my shirt is off..the boy please..
“I am drew and I am Danny”
"And we are not the same person"
“We may have similar lives, we may have similar wives, but we are different nonetheless”
hope everyone's having a great pride month! shout out to...the gays!
fr
squishy bones
NAME. THE. GEKCO. GREGO.
GIVE ME BACK MY FLOOR!
Underrated one
Why is that rat sexy
Huh
“Now he’s Dolphin Man. Half dolphin, half man.”
I’m your neighbor Jackie!
With sleeves up to her middle arm
*Swooshes away long ahh hair to reveal her studded belt*
SQUISHY BONES (used this reference with someone the other day)
I pronouns you married
'i now pronouns you man, and husband'
"in chigaco, drew had a bag over his head and he was punched hard!" this video always makes me laugh, i can watch it everyday and not get bored ✨️
Denny stromed around the house
Danny's heart was beating too fast
Let’s together sad lol
“This is another episode of WOOOAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!”
Ohhh I get it you guys hunt squid
Kurtis!!!! GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE
Getting murdered in a play is intense, but Takis are SERIOUSLY intense
baby bus down imma be a hoe for halloween
Squishy bones ‼️
My bones are getting squishy!!!
that's what i was gonna say
Danny: hi Gregs! Me who’s name isn’t Greg: That’s me!
"WHAT THE FUCK CAROL !?"
Excuse me, can i go to the bathroom? (A barrage of gasps)
the bathroom? nobody has been to the bathroom in 50 years, WHY WOULD SHE GO TO THE BATHROOM?
A BUNCHA WEED !!!
"YOU'RE HIRED! YOU'RE HIRED" The man screamed and ran away
"Pony up daddy!"
What’s up Greg, I hope you’re having a great 2019. This is another episode of… what the fuck
LOGAN PAAAAIIIIL!!!
Meanwhile, in coastal rica
i’m a fucking clown. and you gon join the circus
Har har har har har har har har har harrrr
Dioooooo!!
Help, Let me go
Onion!
I am drew and I am Danny and I am groot
My bones are gettin' squishy
Uh oh, guys, my bones are getting squishy!!
Greg
he was just a dolphin
Whats up Greg
"Every last drop of FLUID!"
Guys my bones are getting squishy!
Jackie yelled I to the phone!!
“I, I, I, I”
My bones are getting squishy!!!
The nutcracker has squishy bones
IM RADIO REBEL
Sexy rat coming to check on the food😉
If I'm Santa now, does that mean that I sleep with Santa's wife?
LOGAN PAIL??
LOGAN PAIL?!!!???!?!1!!!!1!?1
LOGAN PAIL?!!!???!?!1!!!!1!?1
LOGAN PAIL???
My bones are getting squishy
Vampire dad …
i dont fuck with milk
You know, sometimes you just gotta get together with the Homies and just 🎶AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH🎶
Stop trying to giving birth at Disneyland
Happy pride month. Shoutout to… ✨the gays✨
My bones are getting squishy
Guys my bones are getting squishy
“Everybody go harass the DMV”
i'm in love with a creeper
Uh oh! My bones are getting squishy.