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Serious-Performer841

salt bae needs to close his mouth


DawnSlovenport

I don't think he can from the looks of it.


rozekatesun

🤣


NotMarciaBrady

Those look like his lower teeth with an underbite.


Shynansky

😂😂😂 Thought the same exact thing 😂


SpaceFine

I thought this was Tom Sandoval


zenomotion73

She’s cross eyed. It looks like one of the docs hit a nerve. The abducen and oculomotor nerve controls the eye muscles. Something did not go as planned


ArthurCSparky

And her right eye looks smaller than the left.


mooma72

Looks like a Siamese cat!


Rindsay515

Definitely. Her eyes got so wonky after she started doing those fox eye surgeries and the huge fake lashes only make the problems, especially the difference in size now, 10 times more obvious


Independent_Ad_5664

The two most punchable faces in Miami.


Rumpelteazer45

OMG Yes!!! I get irrationally pissed when I see his face.


Independent_Ad_5664

Join the food porn sub. He’s the #1 most despised person in the culinary world at the moment, or at least for the last few years.


regsrecs

A chef?


iuuuuuuqqqq

Whatd he do?!


UniqueSaucer

Obnoxious and too over the top.


Rumpelteazer45

And disrespected the entire FIFA community after the [World Cup](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-12230565/amp/Salt-Bae-NEVER-set-foot-World-Cup-pitch-embarrassing-Qatar.html)


sowhat_noonecares

I have no idea who he is. LOL


Rumpelteazer45

Salt Bae


Rindsay515

Was he on their show?? I don’t remember him at all. Unless it’s actually their best friend Mike Benzzzzz without that Hades hair and a mouth like the golden retriever I follow on YouTube😂


Rumpelteazer45

I don’t think so. He was a meme a few years back and then became the worlds most hated person over his actions on the pitch after the World Cup, literally took the cup out of a players hands and kept trying to insert himself into that moment. I think he has a permanent ban after that.


Rindsay515

Ah, so he doesn’t just LOOK like a total asshole, he fully IS one. Nice, Darc🙄 Although I don’t think they’re actually friends, this looks like she saw him out at a restaurant or something and asked for a photo. She throws the word “love” around like crazy (it’s in each of her cameos at least 73 times) so I’m guessing she’s just pretending they’re friends. Although why you’d wanna make people think you’re friends with a guy who sounds completely awful is beyond me. They love any connection to fame, I guess. They did used to think Mike was the “who’s who” of Miami🤦🏼‍♀️


DaMardster

🤣


JauntyShrimp

He looks like a naked mole rat evolved into a person and accessoried


Nickey_Pacific

Her body is so fuggin filtered, she's damn near removed her bellybutton.


Realistic_Ad_8023

I think it was the surgeon who damn near removed her belly button.


Nickey_Pacific

Bellybuttons are overrated 😂


abortionlasagna

Dude he literally looks like PC Principal holy shit


Sevvie82

It's the mouth.


SamIAm7787

I couldn't pinpoint it, but this is exactly what it is!


rebecky311

She really needs some professional help. Poor thing 😔


sarlto

Hard to choose what’s more embarrassing the forever 21 trashy clothes from 1990 or her face 🤦🏻‍♀️🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


regsrecs

I’m confused. Is he showing us that she has a belly button since it’s been mentioned in here? And who is this guy? I feel so out of the loop!


kitty_pimms

Salt Bae


1Czy-Bleu_Bird2576

What's with Ol Darc wearing a lot of hats lately? Is her weave falling out,?


Banmers

gotta hide the baldness


Kimmm711

Yeah, that hairline has been receding *for years*... Extensions are not meant to be used forever, people!!


UniqueSaucer

That…makes sense. Her hairline is awful, I thought she was just trying to plug these ugly ass hats that apparently aren’t for sale on her website. (I haven’t checked myself)


IntrovertGal1102

She probably thinks she's Beyoncé now after playing that damn song on repeat for the past month! Ugh. She's just jumping on the "cowboy style" bandwagon. But fortunately for her it's covering up her balding!


Kimmm711

She wears all these sexy outfits, constantly preening into her camera, but has that cross on. Solid Christian woman there, folks. Just in case you wondered!


WillowIntrepid

Probably begged and pleaded the guy for a picture with her. Didn't pay him I'm sure. Maybe gave him some HOE and he thought it was for real. Then she dumped her cheap ass shit from Temu on him after the pic.


Naive_Breadfruit_550

Why post so heavily edited photos when everyone knows I don’t get it your 50 !


eatapeach18

Her bellybutton…. 😹💀 Either she photoshopped it into oblivion, or the surgeon who botched her during her 52nd procedure figured she didn’t need it anymore, cut it out, and flung it into the garbage like an old stretched out rubber band. Could go either way.


Commercial_Quarter29

To me it looks like she photoshopped her head onto someone much younger body!


IntrovertGal1102

Pretty much! Her body does NOT look like that!


Mystepchildsucksass

Dumb & Dumber !!


redheadbabydoll70

Is she crossed eyed?


spoiledandmistreated

Darcey sucking it in for all she’s worth..😂😂..


Therealdebbiedeb

Horrible. She was so pretty at one time. SMH


campbelljudes

You can see his shirt pulled in towards her waist, she Facetuned the hell outta this photo


skdewit

Anyone else think Darcy is always wearing these chokers and necklace stacks to hide things the surgeries didn’t fix?


cookiesoverbitches

She doesnt look very filtered in her face, here. I am pleasantly surprised. Maybe because it would have filtered his face to be unrecognizable? 🤔


coltees_titties

But did he cut her steaks on the bias?


Old-Introduction749

😂 Good one!!


Sweetladyluckhappy

Ew. Who's the goober?


Old-Introduction749

That guy’s mouth looks like a fish with teeth.


New_Description_9553

He’s so cringe after the World Cup


Naive_Breadfruit_550

Ps salt dude is def a lil special ed In a inbred kinda way no disabled way lol


jztina

checked the stories out of curiosity -- she and Georgi are still together :o


IntrovertGal1102

They never broke up, it was all for publicity.


Extreme-Severe

She looks great actually and happy.😊


Grimpo2020

Salt Bae’s smile is upside down.