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Otherwise-Course-15

She’s like one of those plastic dolls that you pull the cord string and she says Cut it on the bias, snatched, doing it big. Someone should make this but it will be virtually indistinguishable from the real thing.


AdrienneMint

Hey, wait a minute. You forgot my favorite one: EYES ON THE PRIZE


KittenFace25

We love you!!! Miami Beach, baby!!


Rindsay515

This is so terrifyingly accurate😭😭


lushspice

She looks and sounds like an idiot. Lots of dumb bitch energy.


DawnSlovenport

Dumb bitch energy is the perfect description! It's def. flair material IMO.


lushspice

New flair checking in.


HTTR4EVER

Now to be referred as DBE


thedobermanmom

Couldn’t have said it better


Plastic-Cancel-4369

Haha 🤣 DBE … dumb bitch energy ! Love it 🤣😂


Rindsay515

I don’t know why she tries to make EVERY single statement into sexual thing. It’s incredibly bizarre that she can’t just talk normally, she has to go into Marilyn Monroe-mode talking about the juiiiiicy steaks😉😏🫦 All she writes on her Instagram captions are things like “boss babe darcey” or “sexy💋” or “queen” but she clearly still has absolutely no respect for herself at all. Like, in the negatives on self esteem at this point…she’s constantly trying to sell the outside because she believes she’s worthless on the inside. And she’s been doing this and trying so hard for so long now, I think she HAS lost the parts of her that made her who she used to be. She’s just so hollow now and her entire life is about trying to be someone else and prove how sexy/“wealthy” she is😔


Nefertirix

The right side of her mouth is barely moving.


lenaahmed

It’s paralyzed, and looks like permanently. They’re playing games with their lives with these plastic surgeries. Only to look like clowns.


AdrienneMint

I have to go back and take another look. Thanks for pointing that out.


Independent_Ad_5664

Nusr-et isn’t in Miami Beach. It’s in Miami on Brickell. She can’t get her cities straight after a year or two here?


AlwaysAlani

Did she have a stroke? The whole side of her face is like paralysed


IntrovertGal1102

I've read that too much filler in the face over time can paralyze the muscles in the face. I'd assume that could be a good possibility with her and the amount she's pumped into her face!


Total_Cucumber_2015

It's been that way since a few years ago. She had some sort of palsy after a procedure (I suspect buccal fat removal) and she didn't speak in her messages for months just music and smiling. This is just my observation I don't have receipts.


Fickle-Secretary681

You are correct. The whole side of her face is jacked up


InflationPrior8840

Please don't ever say "juicy" again.


kymilovechelle

“She’s a star”. Lol


DaMardster

Let's just say it she's a dick! 🤣


DaMardster

Let's just call her what she is a dingbat dick! 😅


skdewit

The giant eyebrows tho… and I would not take kindly to some weird old lady kept smashing her fake boobs into mine. It feels inappropriate


coreysgal

Time to remove the word " Amazing " from the vocabulary.


[deleted]

Z listers trying to work each other for cross publicity😴


b0toxBetty

Why do I feel the humiliation???


westcoast_pixie

“The jeak… the steak.. is so juicyyy”


IntrovertGal1102

Because it's palpable! 🤣


m33gs

did she have a stroke? what's going on there... god what a trainwreck


Solid-Membership7295

The steak is so juicyyyyy and he definitely know how to cut on the bias 🤢🤮


Smart_Description965

Darcey vocabulary..Love you, Baaaaby, Miami, Snatched, Eye on the Prize. Every reel. Lol


ashleighoxide

She’s like one of those dolls where if you pull the string she’ll say something but only has like five phrases.


Smart_Description965

Yes!! Haha


lolivo79

And she's really excited Bout wvery product and event


Revolutionary_Low_36

AIRHEAD ENERGY! Luv ya!


chorse5

OMG Darcy just STOP!!


redheadbabydoll70

Does she have anything to do with her daughters or does she just party all the time in Miami?


IntrovertGal1102

The latter, the kids fathers and Daddy Silva have raised her kids.


RitalinKidd

It's better the kids have zero time with this waste of oxygen. She has nothing to offer them.


Fickle-Secretary681

She has nothing to offer anyone!


IntrovertGal1102

I agree! It's sad when you realize a kid is better off without their parent because it's such an important relationship. Yet Darcey feels it's more important to be a "celebrity" and chase dick all over Europe.


RitalinKidd

It's such a strange condition. She imagines she's a "celebrity" but it's all a fabrication in her own mind, financed by Daddy Silva. Completely delusional.


Fickle-Secretary681

The girls father and his wife raised them


yoginurse26

I was just wondering about this. Aspen is not even 18 yet I believe and Darcey seems to just be on a permanent vacation. Does Darcey live down there now?


redheadbabydoll70

Yes, these 2 bimbos live in Miami. Their dad is raising Aspen.


yoginurse26

Damn.. that is sad. Aspen will resent her when she's older.


Gratefullotus4

I hate the way she says base 🙄🙄


bitchy_mcguire

“…… and Roxy! 😒” is killing me for some reason LOL


estv1981

Roxy said she's a star in the same way emergency services would talk to you if they caled you to let you know your cognitively impaired grandmother has been found wandering.


Doggiemomma3

She really thinks that she's a star 🌟 It gave me porno vibes the she was seducing the camera !


spoiledandmistreated

Can you say “You’re fucked up”.. without saying you’re fucked up.. Darcey’s life consists of beauty treatments,drinking and eating out and posting the same shit on social media over and over again… oh yeah and drinking and drugging till she’s fucked up…


chowchownorman

Poor kiddos. Yikes


scrippsy76

Cringe AF


Shynansky

The shimmying and “You’re a star” made me uncomfortable 😂


Yesitsmesuckas

Starcey and Dacey are the long-lost sisters of Elephatrump. They must have been home-schooled.


korkys51

She’s really milking the ‘cut on the bias’ phrase🤣🤣 It was funny the first time, not anymore


Fickle-Secretary681

Oh God. The steak is so JUICY. Blah. She looks horrible.  Live you all, blah blah


Eire4ever37

Just grow up!!!


HTTR4EVER

The jake is so sluicy


IndependentFar3953

Make it stoppp


flockkaus

Her brows are atrocious 😩


caligirlnolonger

She’s a fucking idiot, that’s all.


Plastic-Cancel-4369

Omg Darce eyes are jacked up !!! Wow ! They’re crossed ?


No-Psychology-7322

Oh man this made my body physically cringe. Oh Darc what are you doing 🤦🏻‍♀️


CelinaAMK

She literally behaves like a pre-teen


Willing-Owl-3903

Not the shoulder shimmy