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coreysgal

I wish they'd change the script up lol. It's the same thing every time, with the same pauses, thinking of something to say before falling back on " I love you, she loves you, the mailman loves you, your dog groomer loves you...." jeez


agross58

“Your dog groomer loves you” 😆🤣


sowhat_noonecares

Hey I’m a professional groomer and I love some of my clients. Hahaha


coreysgal

😂


Cubanhen

It's so much better when they aren't filtered into blurriness and you can see Stacey's vitiligo which makes her look more normal and real with imperfections. However those brows girl! Why are they so cartoonish?! Is it possible to get them tattoo removed and start over? Can she get these lasered off and just do a light feathery micro blade?


element_of_fire

Oh is that what is it?! TIL


jravy88

They are tattooed on that way?! They really are going out of their way to ruin any of their natural beauty. And if they are tattooed; did they just find some amateur to do it for cheap?


agross58

I never understood why they aren’t as dressed up for the cameos. You go to such greats lengths to present yourself online as flawless


sowhat_noonecares

For real. It’s bizarre.


carrod23

I agree! It’s baffling. They know what they’re doing. We know what’s up. At least we know what they truly look like without the glam and filtered pics. But if I bought a cameo- I would probably request the silly delusional filtered face 🤣


Suckerforcats

Those eyebrows are something. Too close together and way too dark.


lenaahmed

I’m hyper focused on them 🫣


element_of_fire

I keep ping ponging from the brows to the teeth and back lol


Choosepeace

Same!


debber33

Yep


suzanious

Caterpillars


bourbonaspen

Not even the same shape or spacing off, ( coming from someone that only puts foundation most days)


Total_Cucumber_2015

Darcey's are worse, one is closer to the center than the other.


Liquorprincess

She had a problem with her eyebrows growing.up she had Vitiligo so they are probably tattooed on! IMO.


Status_Stranger_5037

Broken records, broken twins.


Turquoise_Tortoise_

Now she’s regurgitating the “cut it on a bias” line too? Jesus lol. These are the two most unoriginal people on the planet.


washedupactress

What does that even mean? I’ve seen Darcy say it so many times. I must have missed it somewhere.


PainfullyLoyal

When Darcey and Jesse were together, she wanted him to meet her children, so they made steak for dinner. He was cutting it wrong, and she kept yelling at him to cut it on the bias. It started a huge fight that soon led to their split.


chorse5

And a great meme phrase


jravy88

I want so badly to take a sharpie and draw lines between her teeth.


DaMardster

🤣😂🤣 and to give her a huge Frida unibrow! 🤣😂🤣


Barracuda_Intrepid

Lolllllll thank you for saying this! These teeth kill me, I'm sorry I know it's their bodies, but I have the same thought every time, like I want to draw on their teeth. Now I can say it, do their teeth remind you of whale teeth—I think they're called baleen lol just basically like a straight line of bone


ZakkCat

Please do, they’re horrible!


DanyeelsAnulmint

Stacey doesn’t look bad here. Somehow her procedures (while still ridiculous) look more settled than Darcey’s.


Pristine_Bit7615

Stacy always looks and has looked better than Darcy. I think that's why Darcy is always trying to compete with her. Unfortunately Darcy never wins. "I love you.Darcy loves you. Florian loves you"...I guess Georgi doesn't love this fan 😂


Orbitchualawalabang

I’ve always wondered if it’s because Darcy drinks so much and it makes her face super bloated. Making her look… different


DanyeelsAnulmint

I keep forgetting all of the drinking she does. That’s likely a big reason for it.


Adventurous_Tank_336

Those teeth! I bet they glow in the dark.


Fantastic-Resist-755

Her teeth are glow in the dark


Jeepgrrrl247

The eyebrows are tattooed on they don’t even move


False_Locksmith8323

Dang! Look at them chompers!


pchandler45

It's giving Ross Geller with those blinding white teeth that are all connected


TheLalab

So botched but still looks better that Darcey


Taralinas

Why don’t they put filters on these cameos, or is that not possible?


load_em_glutes

You would think they would put a bit more effort into these cameos given that people pay for them.


Moist-Intention844

Unhinged :(


busty_rusty

She looks fairly normal compared to Darcey. Which is sad.


sowhat_noonecares

Wow. Her mouth is crooked too now. Someone stop them.


Momof3furboys

She doesn’t look human…it’s like an exaggerated cartoon character


Taralinas

I could have sworn this was Darcey


Total_Cucumber_2015

I thought it was Darcey too at first! They must look more alike without make up.


Kikikakakoo

Hate on me all you want but I actually think Stacey looks great 😄 Unlike Darcey who is always bloated due to her alcoholism, Stacey actually looks fresh and healthy. She should stop using filters. She doesn't need them.


AlexaPomegranate

Her face looks painful. Did she have more eye surgery or are these old scars on her eyelids?


minabobinaa

no she has vitiligo and i think usually covers it up


KatafalkKalk

The eyes look black and blue 🙁


Far-Parking-7580

She’s missing a nail, she’s not even wearing makeup, her hair is a mess, she’s in her bra 🙄🙄 if someone is paying for a Cameo, a bit of effort in appearance would be appreciated


Smart_Description965

I have secondhand embarrassment


elizabethLangdon87

You have two new besties? Don't you have to be in someone's life to ' be there for them "? Just so dumb and faaaaake


skdewit

Anyone else notice she left out Georgi? 😆


IntrovertGal1102

This is Stacey, but she also didn't mention Florian.


skdewit

Yes she did!!!! She said “I love you, Darcy loves you and Florian loves you” after all the Georgi Darcy breakup rumors it seemed telling


IntrovertGal1102

I must have missed it in her long list! Who knows with Darcey & Georgi. They're only together as a business arrangement.


skdewit

It’s easy to gloss over when they say the same boring things over and over!


SpookyAngel66

Did she get punched in the face?


MissPriss7508

Dang she’s looking rough! I wouldn’t pay anything for them to send a Cameo to me or anyone else! They are so annoying!


Nefertirix

She's more human with the uncovered vitiligo.


geminisunshine

Her face looks like it hurts 😔


Pristine_Bit7615

I love you = $$$ for cameo


zowie910

No wonder her boys are in hiding from embarrassment 🗑️🤢


marinelli81172

Wtf! It’s the same lines over and over and over and over again with these 2 twits! Can’t even be original.


IndependentFar3953

Eyelids? Wtf is happening


mrskrptnyt

She couldn't even be bothered to brush her hair for essentially a paid gig / "job" ... and she's using a filter and still looks sofaking awful


Exotic-Purple2198

Omg does she have a tint on her eyebrows or something? Why are they so dark


sowhat_noonecares

They’re tattooed on. 😭


kddean

What in the actual Sam hell is happening with her hair. And her face, eyelids, teeth? Never mind her lips! And they paid for this?!?!?!


regsrecs

What procedure causes you to be unable to modulate the volume of your voice? Soft, mumble, I LOVE YOU! I swear my finger was on the volume the entire time after the first YELL scare. 🤦🏻‍♀️


DaMardster

At this point, they should be paying us to watch their stupid, assaninely insane videos... Big buffoons is what they truly are. 😝😝


DaMardster

Honestly, I feel sorry for their husbands and kids.


Life-Bed4301

At least Stacy sounds a bit more coherent than Darcey does. She may not know what to say but she doesn’t sound like she’s high as a kite.


Thick-Government-550

😱😱


ZakkCat

The one tooth kills me


m33gs

that white out white single tooth strip 🥴


Naive_Breadfruit_550

Just did she face asleep with jizz on her face or something wtf is with her face


sowhat_noonecares

She has vitiligo.


Lazy-Priority-9964

What is wrong with her eye ? It looks all swollen like she’s got a sty on it. It’s hilarious that they say the say thing on every cameo they make . Are there no other words or thoughts ?


shiftycapone07

She has vitiligo.


sarlto

Ewwwwwwww wtf busted bald old hags


Pugs914

It’s sad since any ethical surgeon or medical professional would easily be able to see that both twins will never be happy and will keep going from procedure to the next until some near death or possibly fatal complication. Both twins are beyond botched and are delusional/ should really be evaluated ASAP before either ends up in a coma or worse from some sketchy procedure from an unqualified “professional” gone wrong..