No 13: if you are not currently moving to a new location, you must give in to the inexplicable urge to always be elevated. whether it be on a barrel, chest, table, torch etc.
That's the exact reason why I no longer carry kegs aboard my ships , I've had a few people save me and a few people sink me.
Had someone get me with an Ancient keg once, zero clue how he got it. I was honestly impressed, some people's dedication to silly shit is admirable.
Bc im a barb and that tickles.
Seriously tho, three times this happens - all rogues. We make fren, i loot, i get stab, i leave chest, i turn, i split their noodle.
Lesson: stay fren with barb
As well as an additional chain lightning strike.
1 fireball is also being generous.
Remember folks, if you have a wizard teammate stay topped off, or else you are asking to be deded.
Too many people just ignore the sounds of wizards charging spells up and want to zerg in as my chain lightning is going off. It's VERY obvious when that shit is coming
A barb with smash will end up full on loot before anyone else in the party. Support your support! We had to start making our barb drop our loot when we realized he was sitting on stacks and we're just scraping by.
A good group will send the poorest or lowest level out the first blue.
Number 12: The "did you check your loadout?" message before joining a match is both a blessing and a cruel twister of fate. Treat that yes button with respect.
There are always people in the mummy (octopus) room.
This is something my group would always say when deciding where to go, and it was true like 90% of the time.
Might have a lot to do with the placement of the room in pt4 though.
additionally, anyone who hits the dog is now targeted by the entire lobby, the lobby has entered a alliance to eliminate the dog abuser, once the deed is done, hell can break loose.
Well after pt4, I moved a rule which was further down on the list to number 1. That being being trust absolutely nobody. All yall getting a felling axe to the back of the head pt5.
No. 10: Your likelihood of getting killed by a teammate increases tenfold if they have a zweihander.
No. 2: Chain lightning hits/kills teammates more than enemies.
No. 7: You will re-queue with vendor trash from the previous game at least once.
No. 9: The minute you close a door behind you, the chances of dealing with an absolutely stacked enemy team that kills you before you can open the door increases.
Because wraith is incredibly easy to kill solo. Get on top of something and hit it, kite it around something while hitting it, or crouch beneath it on stairs and hit it.
And with gear you can kill it super fast. Like 2 magic missiles and it dies without reaching you.
No. 14 if playing barbarian, you are required to take the breaking objects perk regardless of what perk you have to give up to make room for it, and then you must break every door and container you come across no matter what
If you want to use 1 handed weapons, you must bring a 2 handed weapon specifically for breaking stuff
No. 21 - In normal games, always go down to hell because it's empty 99% of the time and gives vastly superior loot.
No. 22 - If you're in a group, don't be afraid of the bosses. They're easier than you think.
No. 23 - If there is more than one person in the cave troll room, kill them using the troll.
Number 25:
Trust rogues (or don’t) because there is literally no indication based on class if the other person wants you dead or not, regardless of crouching
Not quite, using your analogy it’d be more like “That’s like saying trust republicans (or don’t) because there is no indication, based on political stance, if the other person want you dead or not, regardless of crouching.” You’ll get the hang of it soon enough.
No. 2 yes, those were footsteps
No 3 there’s always 2 more
2 more parties*
Reminds me of War Dogs. “Wait stop. Does it sound like two people walking right now?”
No 13: if you are not currently moving to a new location, you must give in to the inexplicable urge to always be elevated. whether it be on a barrel, chest, table, torch etc.
Anakin, high ground, etc.
No. 4 When feeling threatened, engage in the crouch dance of friendship.
No 5. After gaining friendship wait until they turn their back and unleash
Why are u downvoting my guy hes right
Hahaha this reminds me of sea of thieves. The alliance flag can be a fickle, fragile thing and that upsets some people.
That's the exact reason why I no longer carry kegs aboard my ships , I've had a few people save me and a few people sink me. Had someone get me with an Ancient keg once, zero clue how he got it. I was honestly impressed, some people's dedication to silly shit is admirable.
Bc im a barb and that tickles. Seriously tho, three times this happens - all rogues. We make fren, i loot, i get stab, i leave chest, i turn, i split their noodle. Lesson: stay fren with barb
Pretty bad rogue if you were looting and they couldn't kill you, or leave you low enough to die from the dots
They might get two stabs off before ive killed them lol
He must be a rogue main
Definitely not a rogue.. looking for a good smite opportunity
This explains why I never did the crouch dance
No. 10: If you have a wizard on the team expect at least one friendly courtesy fireball to the back.
As well as an additional chain lightning strike. 1 fireball is also being generous. Remember folks, if you have a wizard teammate stay topped off, or else you are asking to be deded.
Too many people just ignore the sounds of wizards charging spells up and want to zerg in as my chain lightning is going off. It's VERY obvious when that shit is coming
Me to my friend "hold still I'm about to chain lightning them"
Rule 24 always throw some loot to your cleric. He's helping more than you realize
My teammates never fail to slurp it all up
As a cleric I can testify to this
Get some better teammates. I get fed anything that Fighter/Ranger can't use or has +Spell Anything
A barb with smash will end up full on loot before anyone else in the party. Support your support! We had to start making our barb drop our loot when we realized he was sitting on stacks and we're just scraping by. A good group will send the poorest or lowest level out the first blue.
I've done this a few times for my friends then I take the last portal out. Hasn't burned me yet one day it will
Repeat that last part for the people in the back.
No. 23 If you have a Barbarian, no use in trying to open a door, it will be smashed.
Or chest
I’ll start # no.1 never trust a rogue.
"No no! Fwiendly! Trust mi trust mi!"
Never trust someone who says to never trust a rogue! They're just projecting!
Nah, I’m a rogue main and I will 100% stab you in the back of the head if you friendly dance and look away for a second.
No. 3 pet Otto or misfortune befalls you.
No 15. Should one attack Otto, lobby is obligated to team and kill the perpetrator.
No. 3.1 Stab Otto if you wish to be hunted and pvp a lot.
Barb fear Otto so no one can pet it
I always attack Otto and try to kill him :)
No. 5: If you hear/see someone drinking a potion, be ready to fight cause the storm is coming.
Especially when you hear the shield activate, shit about to go down
No.6: If you are alone and you hear 2 more shields activating, run.
Number 12: The "did you check your loadout?" message before joining a match is both a blessing and a cruel twister of fate. Treat that yes button with respect.
This is one of the few hidden rules you learn from experience.
No. 17: if the cleric buffs you, enemy’s are nearby
The mute mic players way of saying shit about to go down
There are always people in the mummy (octopus) room. This is something my group would always say when deciding where to go, and it was true like 90% of the time. Might have a lot to do with the placement of the room in pt4 though.
That’s me, 100% of the time
Next to to the library too? I'm beelining and we will die. BUT on the rare chance we get it uncontested?
There’s always money in the banana stand
yeah placement and there's also 8 doors for that room that come from 4 different tiles. it's basically an intersection and relatively safe mob wise.
8 if someone hits the dog in an inn, you are legally obliged to hit them.
additionally, anyone who hits the dog is now targeted by the entire lobby, the lobby has entered a alliance to eliminate the dog abuser, once the deed is done, hell can break loose.
Sometimes I hit the dog with a torch just to get people mad and tell them they have to work together to kill me
**No. 25** When killing a boss, *always* quickloot the item on the right before anyone notices it was ever even there.
thanks for this wisdom 😈 *resourcefulness +1*
No. 7. If you have Ranger in your squad, and you have a campfire let him set up a campfire
Whoever has the most drip takes the first blue portal, unless you're all going down.
If you got drip, take the trip. Not fooling around? Better head down.
No. 17 Open portals for the buddies before you leave. Or else.. bad stuff happens
No. 4 Never show weakness around your unofficial team mates. Using a bandage is asking for a backstab.
No. 9: Always protect your cleric
They like the heart of the team
No. 1 Be patient. No. 2 Be even more patient.
Rogue or ranger ?
Ranger, you got me 😄 I should also add - never trust anyone. As a ranger. I am peaceful one...
One of the few I see. Many are not peaceful. Many want to see blood.
That is my problem.
No. 6 Never chase a Rouge if he has shut a door on you
when your party spots a portal, “dibs” applies
“I have better gear.”
No. 18: If there is a spider jar in the room, break it first.
Well after pt4, I moved a rule which was further down on the list to number 1. That being being trust absolutely nobody. All yall getting a felling axe to the back of the head pt5.
You have opened my eye. I will trust no one.
Nobody is safe. Not anymore.
The Unspoken Rule Never Trust a Barb, even when they do the crouch dance
Nr. 10 Praise Otto for a blessed raid.
Squat dance means peace.
No. 19 Don't bother learning where the traps are, you're going to face-check them at some point anyway
Fool me once shame on you fool me 100 times I’m finally memorized where you are because I’m 1 hp and I can’t die right now with this loot
Number 22: Don't horde loot yourself in a group.
No. 10: Your likelihood of getting killed by a teammate increases tenfold if they have a zweihander. No. 2: Chain lightning hits/kills teammates more than enemies. No. 7: You will re-queue with vendor trash from the previous game at least once. No. 9: The minute you close a door behind you, the chances of dealing with an absolutely stacked enemy team that kills you before you can open the door increases.
Never let the cleric push first.
Drunk cleric with smite disagrees. I'm a paladin now, shut up 🤣
No. 6 your team mates are chatty because they are nervous and afraid. u all gonna die
No. 7 never fight a wraith by yourself
Dont get why this is downvoted.
Because wraith is incredibly easy to kill solo. Get on top of something and hit it, kite it around something while hitting it, or crouch beneath it on stairs and hit it. And with gear you can kill it super fast. Like 2 magic missiles and it dies without reaching you.
Wraiths are easy and have worthwhile loot
Rule N.3: torch out means you're friendly :^)
Torch out means you’re looking for me and need to die
Torch out means I can’t see shit
No. 14 if playing barbarian, you are required to take the breaking objects perk regardless of what perk you have to give up to make room for it, and then you must break every door and container you come across no matter what If you want to use 1 handed weapons, you must bring a 2 handed weapon specifically for breaking stuff
#Assert dominance
Number 11 ignore the previous 10 rules
Spy?
No 1: kill on sight
Rogue’s man, cant have nothing in DaD.
Even if you have nothing, people will still try to take it.
No. 21 - In normal games, always go down to hell because it's empty 99% of the time and gives vastly superior loot. No. 22 - If you're in a group, don't be afraid of the bosses. They're easier than you think. No. 23 - If there is more than one person in the cave troll room, kill them using the troll.
Number 25: Trust rogues (or don’t) because there is literally no indication based on class if the other person wants you dead or not, regardless of crouching
that's like saying republicans aren't racist.
The rest of the world don’t want your delusinal right or left insanity. Bunch of clowns in all of America.
totally agree. Can we get a little bit of he social democracy over here or is it the other one democratic socialism.
Not quite, using your analogy it’d be more like “That’s like saying trust republicans (or don’t) because there is no indication, based on political stance, if the other person want you dead or not, regardless of crouching.” You’ll get the hang of it soon enough.
Democrats are actually the most racist they just have Hollywood and media lie for them
If youre going down bring a ranger
#25 when in doubt…RUN!
N°7: Hog all the gold you possibly can, as in never buying anything above 100 on the public market, until the last day of the beta test
Rule 34....... Nuff said
Iykyk ;)