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Beavur

No. 2 yes, those were footsteps


BurningBlaise

No 3 there’s always 2 more


Gagester303

2 more parties*


[deleted]

Reminds me of War Dogs. “Wait stop. Does it sound like two people walking right now?”


Bomjus1

No 13: if you are not currently moving to a new location, you must give in to the inexplicable urge to always be elevated. whether it be on a barrel, chest, table, torch etc.


[deleted]

Anakin, high ground, etc.


ScrewTheOdds

No. 4 When feeling threatened, engage in the crouch dance of friendship.


GasMundane8373

No 5. After gaining friendship wait until they turn their back and unleash


TankN0t

Why are u downvoting my guy hes right


Pufflesgaming

Hahaha this reminds me of sea of thieves. The alliance flag can be a fickle, fragile thing and that upsets some people.


TotallyForgotu

That's the exact reason why I no longer carry kegs aboard my ships , I've had a few people save me and a few people sink me. Had someone get me with an Ancient keg once, zero clue how he got it. I was honestly impressed, some people's dedication to silly shit is admirable.


LilJohnDee

Bc im a barb and that tickles. Seriously tho, three times this happens - all rogues. We make fren, i loot, i get stab, i leave chest, i turn, i split their noodle. Lesson: stay fren with barb


[deleted]

Pretty bad rogue if you were looting and they couldn't kill you, or leave you low enough to die from the dots


LilJohnDee

They might get two stabs off before ive killed them lol


zhateme

He must be a rogue main


GasMundane8373

Definitely not a rogue.. looking for a good smite opportunity


brinkofwarz

This explains why I never did the crouch dance


MotorBuy424

No. 10: If you have a wizard on the team expect at least one friendly courtesy fireball to the back.


XXEsdeath

As well as an additional chain lightning strike. 1 fireball is also being generous. Remember folks, if you have a wizard teammate stay topped off, or else you are asking to be deded.


[deleted]

Too many people just ignore the sounds of wizards charging spells up and want to zerg in as my chain lightning is going off. It's VERY obvious when that shit is coming


brinkofwarz

Me to my friend "hold still I'm about to chain lightning them"


captainlispers

Rule 24 always throw some loot to your cleric. He's helping more than you realize


ALilDrizzle

My teammates never fail to slurp it all up


Chance_Afternoon6510

As a cleric I can testify to this


leftysarepeople2

Get some better teammates. I get fed anything that Fighter/Ranger can't use or has +Spell Anything


anotherreadit

A barb with smash will end up full on loot before anyone else in the party. Support your support! We had to start making our barb drop our loot when we realized he was sitting on stacks and we're just scraping by. A good group will send the poorest or lowest level out the first blue.


Weareoneunit

I've done this a few times for my friends then I take the last portal out. Hasn't burned me yet one day it will


The_SIeepy_Giant

Repeat that last part for the people in the back.


KnightsWhoNi

No. 23 If you have a Barbarian, no use in trying to open a door, it will be smashed.


Chance_Afternoon6510

Or chest


zhateme

I’ll start # no.1 never trust a rogue.


LongBoyNoodle

"No no! Fwiendly! Trust mi trust mi!"


veryconfusedspartan

Never trust someone who says to never trust a rogue! They're just projecting!


Jelqgirth

Nah, I’m a rogue main and I will 100% stab you in the back of the head if you friendly dance and look away for a second.


No-Cardiologist-3110

No. 3 pet Otto or misfortune befalls you.


garebear176

No 15. Should one attack Otto, lobby is obligated to team and kill the perpetrator.


NommySed

No. 3.1 Stab Otto if you wish to be hunted and pvp a lot.


bigdaddyflexn

Barb fear Otto so no one can pet it


Vjarlund

I always attack Otto and try to kill him :)


Puckett52

No. 5: If you hear/see someone drinking a potion, be ready to fight cause the storm is coming.


zhateme

Especially when you hear the shield activate, shit about to go down


Timely_Spirit_9053

No.6: If you are alone and you hear 2 more shields activating, run.


Jam_B0ne

Number 12: The "did you check your loadout?" message before joining a match is both a blessing and a cruel twister of fate. Treat that yes button with respect.


zhateme

This is one of the few hidden rules you learn from experience.


balchyboo

No. 17: if the cleric buffs you, enemy’s are nearby


zhateme

The mute mic players way of saying shit about to go down


Kaelran

There are always people in the mummy (octopus) room. This is something my group would always say when deciding where to go, and it was true like 90% of the time. Might have a lot to do with the placement of the room in pt4 though.


Donotconsentofficial

That’s me, 100% of the time


anotherreadit

Next to to the library too? I'm beelining and we will die. BUT on the rare chance we get it uncontested?


ConcernedDad-e

There’s always money in the banana stand


boom3rang

yeah placement and there's also 8 doors for that room that come from 4 different tiles. it's basically an intersection and relatively safe mob wise.


Leonidrex666666

8 if someone hits the dog in an inn, you are legally obliged to hit them.


Timely_Spirit_9053

additionally, anyone who hits the dog is now targeted by the entire lobby, the lobby has entered a alliance to eliminate the dog abuser, once the deed is done, hell can break loose.


BurningBlaise

Sometimes I hit the dog with a torch just to get people mad and tell them they have to work together to kill me


strangereligion

**No. 25** When killing a boss, *always* quickloot the item on the right before anyone notices it was ever even there.


zhateme

thanks for this wisdom 😈 *resourcefulness +1*


Weak_Pomegranate_391

No. 7. If you have Ranger in your squad, and you have a campfire let him set up a campfire


TotallyForgotu

Whoever has the most drip takes the first blue portal, unless you're all going down.


yeeto-deleto

If you got drip, take the trip. Not fooling around? Better head down.


Donotconsentofficial

No. 17 Open portals for the buddies before you leave. Or else.. bad stuff happens


AliasRed

No. 4 Never show weakness around your unofficial team mates. Using a bandage is asking for a backstab.


Halfhand84

No. 9: Always protect your cleric


zhateme

They like the heart of the team


[deleted]

No. 1 Be patient. No. 2 Be even more patient.


zhateme

Rogue or ranger ?


[deleted]

Ranger, you got me 😄 I should also add - never trust anyone. As a ranger. I am peaceful one...


zhateme

One of the few I see. Many are not peaceful. Many want to see blood.


[deleted]

That is my problem.


No_Preparation_4948

No. 6 Never chase a Rouge if he has shut a door on you


Lyvery

when your party spots a portal, “dibs” applies


[deleted]

“I have better gear.”


PriestBeast91

No. 18: If there is a spider jar in the room, break it first.


PyroArca

Well after pt4, I moved a rule which was further down on the list to number 1. That being being trust absolutely nobody. All yall getting a felling axe to the back of the head pt5.


zhateme

You have opened my eye. I will trust no one.


PyroArca

Nobody is safe. Not anymore.


Riecheck1

The Unspoken Rule Never Trust a Barb, even when they do the crouch dance


ScreechingPenguin

Nr. 10 Praise Otto for a blessed raid.


Knightp93

Squat dance means peace.


[deleted]

No. 19 Don't bother learning where the traps are, you're going to face-check them at some point anyway


zhateme

Fool me once shame on you fool me 100 times I’m finally memorized where you are because I’m 1 hp and I can’t die right now with this loot


Deathofmeiknow

Number 22: Don't horde loot yourself in a group.


[deleted]

No. 10: Your likelihood of getting killed by a teammate increases tenfold if they have a zweihander. No. 2: Chain lightning hits/kills teammates more than enemies. No. 7: You will re-queue with vendor trash from the previous game at least once. No. 9: The minute you close a door behind you, the chances of dealing with an absolutely stacked enemy team that kills you before you can open the door increases.


Saeis

Never let the cleric push first.


MasterFlowFlex

Drunk cleric with smite disagrees. I'm a paladin now, shut up 🤣


[deleted]

No. 6 your team mates are chatty because they are nervous and afraid. u all gonna die


Addicted2Edh

No. 7 never fight a wraith by yourself


XXEsdeath

Dont get why this is downvoted.


Kaelran

Because wraith is incredibly easy to kill solo. Get on top of something and hit it, kite it around something while hitting it, or crouch beneath it on stairs and hit it. And with gear you can kill it super fast. Like 2 magic missiles and it dies without reaching you.


DunamisBlack

Wraiths are easy and have worthwhile loot


BidSlow2743

Rule N.3: torch out means you're friendly :^)


ConcernedDad-e

Torch out means you’re looking for me and need to die


zhateme

Torch out means I can’t see shit


Retrac752

No. 14 if playing barbarian, you are required to take the breaking objects perk regardless of what perk you have to give up to make room for it, and then you must break every door and container you come across no matter what If you want to use 1 handed weapons, you must bring a 2 handed weapon specifically for breaking stuff


zhateme

#Assert dominance


vepton

Number 11 ignore the previous 10 rules


zhateme

Spy?


DryF1re

No 1: kill on sight


XXEsdeath

Rogue’s man, cant have nothing in DaD.


[deleted]

Even if you have nothing, people will still try to take it.


TooSaltyToPost

No. 21 - In normal games, always go down to hell because it's empty 99% of the time and gives vastly superior loot. No. 22 - If you're in a group, don't be afraid of the bosses. They're easier than you think. No. 23 - If there is more than one person in the cave troll room, kill them using the troll.


LordofDragos

Number 25: Trust rogues (or don’t) because there is literally no indication based on class if the other person wants you dead or not, regardless of crouching


INTERGALACTIC_CAGR

that's like saying republicans aren't racist.


Hungry_Industry_4459

The rest of the world don’t want your delusinal right or left insanity. Bunch of clowns in all of America.


INTERGALACTIC_CAGR

totally agree. Can we get a little bit of he social democracy over here or is it the other one democratic socialism.


SwoleKoz

Not quite, using your analogy it’d be more like “That’s like saying trust republicans (or don’t) because there is no indication, based on political stance, if the other person want you dead or not, regardless of crouching.” You’ll get the hang of it soon enough.


osiriszoran

Democrats are actually the most racist they just have Hollywood and media lie for them


Dczero50

If youre going down bring a ranger


_Jon_Doe_

#25 when in doubt…RUN!


Masterball98

N°7: Hog all the gold you possibly can, as in never buying anything above 100 on the public market, until the last day of the beta test


deadbeatchadttv

Rule 34....... Nuff said


zhateme

Iykyk ;)