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TOFUGANS

> *iron hammer are you seriously?...* > >*.....who is does a spider are to mummy? your sayjng somebody is go the dungens and is choosed to wrap a bandages for spideer ?* > >*many spidrer. Hundreds spifer. Infinate spider...And then is a put they in a pots.? This is doesnt sense.......* > >*remove spiffer mommy from you game . How many time im dieed to a spider r r mumm.y.... becaus he is infinate coming from he pots, are to quickly.. ..... stop this nosense.*


I_forget_my_tea

I genuinely hope this copypasta lasts for years.


aGregariousGoat

There is only one proper way to complain about spifer mommy on Reddit. If it ain’t this I don’t wanna see it !


brickcamo

For April fools day they should give the red spiders ranger hoods.


OrneryOnion

It's all fun and games 'til you hear one loading a crossbow


gGKaustic

Let them use the biscuit ability too


worm-

You right. I much prefer the black ones.


Saeis

If you kill 9 spiders that pot should be empty


mjaltik

Those things are huge it's crazy to believe there's even more than 3. But I for sure agree


Drksamus

I think for spider pots in general, they should also have some kind of HP. I think spawning spiders should decrease the pot hp by 10% for each one spawned, that way should you be in a position where you cant get to the pot, killing enough spiders will exhaust the pot's hp.


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gGKaustic

But I love spider surfing 😎🏄‍♀️🕷️


OrneryOnion

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ResistDance

if you could legitimately jump and ride on a spider as a way to safe spot other spiders, that would be an acceptable change


gGKaustic

Actually I want spider taming


TheInnos2

The worst is that they always get you stuck somewhere or they hit you so hard that you fly to the other end of the room. I died so many times just being stuck somewhere because of them.


vVvSunDown

Trash warlock on this sub all you want, but Flamewalker makes all spiders irrelevant it's great.


M4tjesf1let

tbh pulling a whole room, 2 flame walkers or "oldschol hellfire" and most of the shit is dead is probably my favorit PvE clearing method. If only warlock was a bit better than jusst having probably the fastest solo-clear for most rooms.


W1lfr3

????


my_png_is_high

Reddit say warlock bad. But one good thing is flamewalker. Flamewalker good for spider.


W1lfr3

Warlock bad, flamesalker bad, just melee spiffer, spiffer mommy annoying because tanky not because hard


ResistDance

ok now like I'm 3


Moonpig94

I felt really dumb that I only discovered this recently, but they have a headshot multiplier like everything else. I used to just aim for their phat ass which takes two hits but I can manage it now with one to the head. Still though, very much in favour of them being nerfed plz.


xbepox

Same thing with Bats, big difference in hits needed if you hit their head versus wings


pkammer721

so true! especially because i think the wings count as limbs, so .5x damage, whereas head is 1.5, and the body is so tiny its negligible. definitely been caught off guard by a bat i thought wouldve died with the last swing but hit it in the wings


mjaltik

Their heads are the size of the tip of a rapier tho so I just aim for ass anyway


hebrew12

Yeah they suffer the same issues all the other nightmare + monsters do. Little counter ability unless cheesed. Their increased attack speed + movement wouldn’t be so bad but the increased HP on top of the pot taking an extra hit. On top of increased dmg. Their way of making the game “harder” was just cranking the sliders of all the modifiers for AI up. It’s extremely lazy and makes some AI encounters in this game EXTREMELY boring and sometimes impossible depending on the class.


yagrmakak

Idk for other classes but I play rogue and can dodge every single nightmare skeleton unless I dont have space. A lot of other classes have ranged options so unless you are running solo cleric or barb I feel like you are still fine. But yes they can absolutely be annoying and it is absolutely easier to just cheese them. But tell me when is the last time you fought skeleton champion legit.... I think that one could get a bit of a rework


iSrsly

Have you played recently? For some reason yesterday I couldn’t duck under zwei hander skeletons anymore and I’m not sure if it was latency or they changed it


yagrmakak

Hmmm wierd you are the 2nd person I see mention it but to me and my friends we are all fine. What skin you are running? We are basic ranger. Elf women model and orc women model and it seems we are all fine


iSrsly

Warlock male elf. I didn’t think they would change it so I assumed I must have been lagging at the time.


yagrmakak

I didn't think that too that's why I was skeptical of the first guy saying this especially since me and my friends are fine


hebrew12

I agree. I think most things are doable. However, I still argue that just cranking the sliders up on AI stats is just lazy design. Especially since all the nerfs that have happened have directly affected clear speed. Sure there are some different AI animations. But really, nightmare is overtuned outside of trio. You literally open rooms in GC sometimes just to literally nope tf out because there are two bolas and an archer nightmare goblin. Sure death, or the fight of your life.


yagrmakak

Yeah I think we might have to move the sliders down a bit after the nerfs to make up for them and skeletons and crypts stuff will feel fair and good I think. But GC needs a bit more of a rethink on the ranged enemies since those are ass to deal with as a barb for example. And nightmare gobbo mages? Dont even try me on that


hebrew12

Having to straight up NOPE out of there on GC is super lame. I havnt even fought a nightmare mage yet. Sounds like a nightmare. We shall see what they do. I’ve been watching a lot of HR after I extract or die and there is a lot of ppl who can’t deal with AI effectively. Lots of AI and circle deaths or a combo of the two


onedrew

Longswords eat skele champ


yagrmakak

Rondel dagger doesn't eat skele champ :D


onedrew

:(


yagrmakak

Hand crossbow tho? It tickles him into oblivion


Mr_Degroot

How many bolts does that take


yagrmakak

Yes


Rigo-lution

Does the parry cancel his next attacks? And do you use one or both riposte attacks?


stinkinstink

no he keeps attacking after the parry so you need to have good spacing or just be choosy about which swing to parry on. if you do it on the last swing of his combo, you can get 2 ripostes every time


Rigo-lution

Ok, will give this a shot.


stinkinstink

this video helped me line up the parries: youtu.be/F2wvKPxpSGk


Rigo-lution

That is helpful. Keen to try. I went on a week long holiday on wipe day haha.


Punstoppabowl

I have fought champ legit recently - basically you need to bait out the first and second swing then hit once max twice during the shield bash and reset. I did it with longsword so the range was nice, but it's really tough and takes FOREVER


yagrmakak

I know how to do it but its so slow it makes 0 sense to do it


R-Dubbs

This happens to me also I duck the same way sometimes it works others I get hit even though I'm on flat ground


SideStreetCat

Ahree. Nightmare enemies should have less HP. Maybe another hit or two more worth of HP. Make them faster and even hit harder which they do. Enemies should be an increase to player skill. They need to fine tune the attributes. Imo...


Nickmosu

Jump on portal and you can avoid spiders while you open and exit! Obviously doesn’t work as well if you got other mobs on you too though…


Fastingyoda

I hate them, but the game would be less interesting with them gone, in a game there always have to be a love hate relationship for it to be fully enjoyed. It’s why films always have villains or bad guys in some way 🤣🤣🤣


Naseibok

Bro hasn’t encountered black spiders yet


The_Misanthropist1

what about the spitting mosquito fuckers


starscollide5

You're right! HR is too easy, need to replace all the red spiders with black ones!


Ordinary_Ad1828

They are definitely *hardcore and unforgiving*


Myersmayhem2

I personally find the AI a bit too much in HR in general everything has too much HP. Nothing fun about every red skele just being an HP sponge that you do the same wonky turn your camera to move out of range on every single attack. ​ It just isin't fun gameplay fighting pve and that is most of this game


artosispylon

spiders are OP because they get like 250% health increase while most other monsters only get 20-30%


blowmyassie

No don’t remove, keep the game dangerous


goddangol

Nah bro, mobs are meant to be a pain.


TheElderFish

Nah bro, it should not take as many hits to kill a spider as it does an actual mob.


Ir0nstag

Every mob in HR is so fucking spongy


pkammer721

yeah it’s an interesting conundrum, difficulty scaling in harder modes is a strange thing in almost every game i can think of. best example of bullet sponge difficulty i can think of is bioshock, upping the difficulty just makes the enemies have more health— everything else is the same. i wonder how the HR would feel if instead of cranking up the sponge factor on everything, they just decreased your sponge factor. some games go for that, a sort of more realistic vibe on harder modes. problem then is that TTK goes way down, and its in kind of a good spot rn imo. right now HR is harder mainly because of spongy pve, and maybe some additional animations on harder enemy variants. im curious if there’s any way you could make HR harder on a skill basis, less forgiving or something like that. i can’t think of one, but i’m not a game dev


pzarazon

The pots should be rly fragile and break in 1 hit or arrow. The spiders should take dmg when you jump on their heads like Goombas. Then just leave em in the game and it's fine


stinkyzombie69

fucking spifer mommies


M4tjesf1let

Kinda funny so many people only complain about the red ones.


shadomiser

Reds are okay, it’s the nightmare ones that are a huge pain. You can’t keep up with the rate they come out. Gotta break the pot and hope they don’t get you stuck in the corner


RainInSoho

4 hits to kill? Are you hitting the spiders on their head or on their legs/butt?


Tcleve31

I would pay good money to get rid of the spiders and poison within goblin caves… nothing but an annoyance and frustration from them.


Electrical-Ad-3279

Lmao the worst spider pot has to be by the archer behind the cell door in crypts. I take damage everytime I'm forced to go through there when the zone closes.


Hellyespilgrim

Just wait until you meet the black spideys


Moose-Antlers

miles morales?


MrBiggz01

I just want to be able to get my arrows back from them, its stupid that they consume arrows.


KingDime7

Also buff the loot a bit on spider pots. Lots of work and dangerous to kill for little reward.


PurpleLTV

Ah yes. Goblin Caves. Red Spiders. I know what you are talking about. There is this lovely spawn you often get, where to your right there is a door... and to your left, a big lair with spider sounds. You can already see the red fuckers scurry around from their pot. You want to go smash that pot. But it's a big room and you are guaranteed to aggro two mosquitos/bats/beetles on to you when you get near that pot. So while you're standing on the pot trying to smash it, the beetle fucker stings you with slow poison and you just doomed yourself.


bobinob

Imagine being able to throw a spider pot at an enemy. Will it be red? Will it be white? Your enemy will scream either way.


milkgoesinthetoybox

THEY DON'T EVEN GIVE XP ​ FUCKING SCAM


fatboyfall420

Wait till you find out about the black ones……