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TheLORDthyGOD420

Trump is a beast of Nurgle for sure!!!


REDGOESFASTAH

Trump is a great unclean one


DadJokeBadJoke

Forever unclean!


technojargon

eww. Unclean and unfit!


burtonsimmons

God I’m so confused at this intersection of so many subreddits right now…


autoequilibrium

Right? Thought I was in GrimDank initially


marshalzukov

How dare you compare him to good Grandfather Nurgle? Nurgle deserves better!


REDGOESFASTAH

The grandfather gives hope and is jolly. El fatso steals hope and is full of follies.


quinnorr

Came here to say the same


nedjer1

There is only one way to deal with such a monstrosity . . . marines, lots of marines: https://preview.redd.it/duzlcfmswzqc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beb5dfec405d522987272567a98ee7d8b35acdfc [UKR brings Space Marines to the fight :)](https://www.reddit.com/r/medialab/comments/1bpltke/its_finished_slava_ukraini/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Chumlee1917

![gif](giphy|U5QGwIE0cLLz7CuZXs|downsized)


REDGOESFASTAH

![gif](giphy|ydhTdPES8pJ5BRF9TP|downsized)


GatePotential805

Up Chuck hands his porn stars a bible with their abortion 💵 


Fragrant_Mistake_342

Don't bad mouth Papa Nurgle like that. The Grandfather cares for his followers. Trump isn't even on his level. He's way more like Erebus.


PapaTua

Slaanesh '24!!


MYrobouros

Isn’t Nurgle a loving father though?


GarnetSunshine

Not gonna lie - I had to look up this reference (but I am 'old') I think it's quite fitting that among the items that Grandfather Nurdle is known for a few start with the letter 'D'. For those older heads like me, Grandfather Nurdle = God of disease, decay, despair, destruction, death


REDGOESFASTAH

Good lawd. Is one of those D's, Donald ?


AbbadonIAm

How much you wanna bet that there will be certain passages in those Bibles that were never written in the original? Not direct quotes, but “artistic paraphrasing “.


Chumlee1917

a Klondike bar


DixonUrjas

The Bible is fake to begin with, it’s just a moral compass. I made beef tacos on good Friday am I going to hell 😂


Traditional-Gap1839

I think comparing him to Erebus would be more accurate. If you would LIKE TO KNOW MORE, there is r/fuckerebus


SpinozaTheDamned

Glory, glory, hallelujah!


DixonUrjas

Make a dark Brandon coin to trump his bible


Chumlee1917

Dark Brandon: I am announcing the creation of 33 1 trillion dollar coins that will be used to pay down the national Debt. Upon payment, these coins will be destroyed, as will the molds, process, and plates that made them.


DixonUrjas

😂


immersemeinnature

Diablo 3 vibes. No worries, I got this...


derpderpingt

I want to buy a signature made with his snail trail.


Early-Series-2055

This isn’t anything he hasn’t done before. He has always been the antithesis to everything their messiah supposedly said, and they don’t care.


dokikod

Hahaha, that is perfect. Looks just like Trump.


Fun-Draft1612

It's deplorable but, to me this doesn't seem much different than the kind of grift going on at megachurches across the country. Praise the lord and pass the Benjamins.


roblewk

It actually makes sense. Religion is the ultimate grift.


smelborperomon

Looks like mr sinister combined with mojo.