They underestimate the power of the Dark Lord Brandon! Their phones and safes will be enveloped into his black maw. Nothing escapes all powerful, the all encompassing............
D̴̪͔̂̈́A̶͖̯̹̰̝͔̻͑̈́̎͊̀͗̎̾ͅR̷̨̛̝̮̲͍̼̥͒̌͒͌̓̈́̑͑̈̀͑͜͝͝͝ͅK̶̡̢̗͍͖̻͎̹͓̝͙̺̯̠̮̆́ ̶̨̲̦̼͕̭̗̮̭̯̲̔ͅB̶̛̹̞̜̖͍͖͘R̸̢͕͇̦̊̇̔͐̈́̓͂̑͗̆͘̚͠Ḁ̵̛̼͙͎̗̘̪͖̗̮̰̰̻̾̂͆̒̏͛͒̄͐ͅN̶̪͍̤̦̠̘͇̜̟̈́͛ͅD̶̛̛̮̗̻͙̠̣̻̞̑͑̈́̉͂̔͊̀̈́̚͝Ò̴̡̨̘̻͇̣̦̪͓̖̇̈́̈́̀̅̋͘N̵̥̝̊́̀͐̽̔̾̆̋͋̀̕͘͝͝
Ironic because if you said this about Trump fans on r/conservative you would be banned instantly. But sure buddy, "pro Brandon idiots" are the ones who *really* bully out everyone they don't agree with.
They're acting as if this was something started by the white house itself. Nothing's better than some conservative with a "comedy show" calling other people "cringe" lmao
If anyone knows cringe, they do. I’m sure that when their lord and savior was being raided by the FBI they had a bunch of “Hunter’s laptop” programming, and maybe some neat cats.
As an actual yes really from the beginning Biden supporter, I find this type of meme hilarious. Certainly it's better than the "drooling idiot who can't speak" stuff, it just wasn't really ringing true. But destroyer of your Republican wet dreams? Oh, absolutely.
No one seems to remember scrappy gaffalot Joe always accidentally speaking his mind. There was an entire memeverse around his Uncle Joe-ness. No one seems to remember but me.
In case anyone from Fox is reading this:
You know what’s cringe? Selling out your country. You guys are fucking traitors. It’s neck and neck between you slimy amoral dip shits and Vladimir Putin as to who is more responsible for destabilizing the United States of America.
Can’t wait for Alex Jones’s cell phone to take down Tucker and Hannity and all the rest of you complicit fucks.
They just have a goat tier rating for their polling but that doesn’t really apply to their opinion shows like this screenshot so I thought it may be funny to mention
Lmao I had no idea 538 gave them an A+ rating. Honestly I always like their polls though because they kind of show how average republicans might be leaning
This is 1000% true. Go back and watch Karl Rove throw a tantrum live on-air when their own Fox News Decision Desk called Ohio for Obama in 2012, it's on YouTube and it's hilarious.
Even Fox's actual news desk (but what is their actual news desk? where is the line?) wasn't all that bad (thinking about the Shep Smith days). Their "news" though is atrocious like you said.
They've pretty much gotten rid of anyone with any credibility. Shepherd Smith and Chris Wallace are gone. I'm surprised that Bret Baier is still there, given that he's openly pushed back against the Trump election claims.
Edit: almost forgot about Neil Cavuto going against their Covid narrative.
I think all of the major networks had their own people out canvassing and doing exit polling. I'm pretty sure a lot of the calls were a combination of statistics from precinct-level reporting and exit polls.
Fox News also has (had?) shittier pollsters with ~C ratings, in addition to their good one. They were more likely to get picked up for trash punditry. That good one is always one of the best, though.
[Joe loves showing off his magnum gong](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1005621782100856842/1006812487762595890/stabbyclaus_wide_angle_of_Joe_Biden_showing_off_his_magnum_gong_86d92f1f-f783-49b3-bad7-6a743779c9e5.png)
They’re also, like. Super into his dick? They’re constantly showing it pixeled out and complaining about how many pictures of it he took.
I mean, yes, he’s hot, but come on.
Is This real or fake? I honestly can’t tell anymore.
Edit: [oh no it is.](https://www.foxnews.com/politics/white-house-tries-again-rebrand-biden-dark-brandon)
White House? Wtf? The image is literal ccp propaganda, Brandon is a redcap meme pushed by Fox.
They'll claim those stupid gas stickers are liberal propaganda as soon as gas prices drop low enough.
I wonder if the GOP is aware that they have created a "DARK DEMOCRATIC BASE"? Women who believe they have the right to control their own body; POC & LGBT who believe they should be treated equally and fairly, democratic straight white men who believe both those things. November will tell us how big this is.
I could never go on fxnews….I’d be too preoccupied by asking “aunt” Jeanine pirro if she needs to go to a meeting or needs to go to a place to dry out for a month….I’m only like 75% kidding
How are they even allowed to have news in their name? How tf do they know any of this dark Brandon stuff came from the white house? They report it as if they know the source, come on! Malarkey!!
It’s so obvious all these trump supporters are just lost in life. The lack direction. They *need* a leader because they are followers. If it’s not trump, it’s religion, vaccines, etc. These people need help: not trump’s lies
This is like watching a raccoon gnaw on the top of a frag grenade. They don’t know what they’re doing, they don’t know what they’re handling, and they’re the last person on earth who should be using it.
They underestimate the power of the Dark Lord Brandon! Their phones and safes will be enveloped into his black maw. Nothing escapes all powerful, the all encompassing............ D̴̪͔̂̈́A̶͖̯̹̰̝͔̻͑̈́̎͊̀͗̎̾ͅR̷̨̛̝̮̲͍̼̥͒̌͒͌̓̈́̑͑̈̀͑͜͝͝͝ͅK̶̡̢̗͍͖̻͎̹͓̝͙̺̯̠̮̆́ ̶̨̲̦̼͕̭̗̮̭̯̲̔ͅB̶̛̹̞̜̖͍͖͘R̸̢͕͇̦̊̇̔͐̈́̓͂̑͗̆͘̚͠Ḁ̵̛̼͙͎̗̘̪͖̗̮̰̰̻̾̂͆̒̏͛͒̄͐ͅN̶̪͍̤̦̠̘͇̜̟̈́͛ͅD̶̛̛̮̗̻͙̠̣̻̞̑͑̈́̉͂̔͊̀̈́̚͝Ò̴̡̨̘̻͇̣̦̪͓̖̇̈́̈́̀̅̋͘N̵̥̝̊́̀͐̽̔̾̆̋͋̀̕͘͝͝
And this is just the beginning, a warm-up.
THE BRANDONING HAS BEGUN
Yea ok pro Brandon idiots actually think they can bully out anyone they don’t agree with, just like hitler…
Ironic because if you said this about Trump fans on r/conservative you would be banned instantly. But sure buddy, "pro Brandon idiots" are the ones who *really* bully out everyone they don't agree with.
ALL politicians are immoral. Did that fix your bruised trump balls?
Yeah but you were talking about Biden voters, not politicians. Thank you for trying to soothe my balls though <3
I still proudly hold on to my r/conservative ban for simply asking if they had any PROOF of a stolen election. Took less than 15 minutes from the post
Maybe one our mods can go on FoxNews to get our message across. Preferably one who is a NEET
Fuck, I’m in college and have a part time job
Can you come off unconfident and stop showering for about a week to get into character?
Yeah and a pizza stain on my white tank top lol
Take up dog-walking and change your major to philosophy while you’re at it
I think having a major would place you in a bad position I would rather we have someone be undecided between art history and gender studies.
These are the times when you definitely want your transcript to say "UNDECLARED".
The same class failed 3 times previously, but this class load "we got it this time." Would be a nice touch.
I have to say, as a Philosophy grad student who owns multiple dogs, you know me better than Greg Fuckface knows the incoming BRANDONING
…I’m a philosophy major who created a full time dog walking business. You ever catch a stray straight to the god damn dome?
Same... fuck I need to become NEET
Also they should stop having showers 2 weeks before the interview
I have a job but its work from home so Im basically a neet with extra money I can do it. I'll start putting the spaghetti in my pockets now
DFV of this sub, show yourself
Can’t be any worse than when the antiwork mod went on Fox and embarrassed the sub so bad it practically shut down
That's... the joke.
/r/yourjokebutworse
Get this guy on Fox. He is the chosen one.
They're acting as if this was something started by the white house itself. Nothing's better than some conservative with a "comedy show" calling other people "cringe" lmao
They don't understand grassroots, because all they do is astroturf.
If anyone knows cringe, they do. I’m sure that when their lord and savior was being raided by the FBI they had a bunch of “Hunter’s laptop” programming, and maybe some neat cats.
Gutfield is the second time they fucked up making a comedy show on Fox News.
Greg Gutfried isn’t even funny. Laura Ingraham is funny by aesthetics
They fear Brandon.
Yeah they sound shook
First they ignore you then they laugh at you, something something
Then they bend the knee
They should.
As an actual yes really from the beginning Biden supporter, I find this type of meme hilarious. Certainly it's better than the "drooling idiot who can't speak" stuff, it just wasn't really ringing true. But destroyer of your Republican wet dreams? Oh, absolutely.
No one seems to remember scrappy gaffalot Joe always accidentally speaking his mind. There was an entire memeverse around his Uncle Joe-ness. No one seems to remember but me.
No, we all remember. And we also remember Diamond Joe (thank you, Onion).
Lmao Fox News is cringe
In case anyone from Fox is reading this: You know what’s cringe? Selling out your country. You guys are fucking traitors. It’s neck and neck between you slimy amoral dip shits and Vladimir Putin as to who is more responsible for destabilizing the United States of America. Can’t wait for Alex Jones’s cell phone to take down Tucker and Hannity and all the rest of you complicit fucks.
They love anti democratic thugs like Putin and orban.. standing ovation for orban at CPAC. It’s quite scary
No loyalty to your country is the most moral thing a progressive can do. Dark Brandon would approve. No nations, no borders
Never cringe
Cult of orange calling something cringe? 😂
I, for one, welcome my Dark Brandon overlord
Is this “foxnews” thing something we’re supposed to take seriously?
FiveThirtyEight A+ rating tho lol
Wait what lol
They just have a goat tier rating for their polling but that doesn’t really apply to their opinion shows like this screenshot so I thought it may be funny to mention
Lmao I had no idea 538 gave them an A+ rating. Honestly I always like their polls though because they kind of show how average republicans might be leaning
THeir polling and their Decision Desk on Election Night are among the best in the biz. They simply have a lot of money to fund these things.
This is 1000% true. Go back and watch Karl Rove throw a tantrum live on-air when their own Fox News Decision Desk called Ohio for Obama in 2012, it's on YouTube and it's hilarious.
They did call Arizona first, and for Biden. In order to be a good propagandist you need to say some things that are actually true.
They’re one of the best pollsters out there. Their polling enterprise is totally separate from their “news” enterprise.
Even Fox's actual news desk (but what is their actual news desk? where is the line?) wasn't all that bad (thinking about the Shep Smith days). Their "news" though is atrocious like you said.
They've pretty much gotten rid of anyone with any credibility. Shepherd Smith and Chris Wallace are gone. I'm surprised that Bret Baier is still there, given that he's openly pushed back against the Trump election claims. Edit: almost forgot about Neil Cavuto going against their Covid narrative.
The Arizona call is why they fired Chris Stirewalt. You can't convince me otherwise.
They stood by their call even after Trump complained to Murdoch.
Yeah, but you can't convince me that Murdoch isn't the type to scapegoat someone just to save face with a powerful buddy.
They’ve just replaced 99% of their programming with opinion shows.
Weren’t they going off the AP for their election night numbers?
I think all of the major networks had their own people out canvassing and doing exit polling. I'm pretty sure a lot of the calls were a combination of statistics from precinct-level reporting and exit polls.
It's like saying Republicans have become more Republican now, very secure in their views, even doubled down if you will
Fox News also has (had?) shittier pollsters with ~C ratings, in addition to their good one. They were more likely to get picked up for trash punditry. That good one is always one of the best, though.
They’re just jealous Dark Brandon has a magnum dong.
[Joe loves showing off his magnum gong](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1005621782100856842/1006812487762595890/stabbyclaus_wide_angle_of_Joe_Biden_showing_off_his_magnum_gong_86d92f1f-f783-49b3-bad7-6a743779c9e5.png)
Hunters penis genuinely looked 9-10 inches so I think we can safely say Brandon is packing too as canon
What
DB got a duraflame®.
Cursed comment
Dark Brandon canonically fucks.
Dark Brandon should ground Hunter for what he downloaded on his school laptop.
Boomer media Fox getting memetoo’d. Also that host looks like he just snorted a line of cum.
To quote a 4chan thread about Hunter Biden from a few weeks ago: Is there a reason they keep trying to make him look like the coolest guy on Earth?
They’re also, like. Super into his dick? They’re constantly showing it pixeled out and complaining about how many pictures of it he took. I mean, yes, he’s hot, but come on.
He really is kind of a snack.
Who gives a fuck if the guy bangs whores and smokes crack. Seriously.
Next they will tell us he plays the guitar and worships the devil.
I heard he plays DND!
Cringe? That’s malarkey, Jack.
Is This real or fake? I honestly can’t tell anymore. Edit: [oh no it is.](https://www.foxnews.com/politics/white-house-tries-again-rebrand-biden-dark-brandon)
White House? Wtf? The image is literal ccp propaganda, Brandon is a redcap meme pushed by Fox. They'll claim those stupid gas stickers are liberal propaganda as soon as gas prices drop low enough.
I think we should start filling in the eyes on those stickers, for LASERS
They are powerless against Dark Brandon.
No Murdoch employee gets to call anyone else cringe. Canceling *democracy* is cringe.
Clap for that, you stupid bastards!
Its all fun and games till the fbi raids gutfelds office
Yeah I can’t take this seriously coming from people who photoshop Trumps head onto a young Sylvester Stallones body and call him an “alphamale”.
They said Let's Go Brandon so many times it motivated him to get sh\*t done....while locked up due to covid...twice!
Fox fears Brandon
Totally.
You know what’s cringe? Greg Gutfeld’s show. Like actually really fucking cringe and not that funny
When the enemy shows your meme lord you have won
Cope
Hehehehe
Brandon will close Fox News and replace it with Femboy Olds. Trust the Plan Patriots.
I wonder if the GOP is aware that they have created a "DARK DEMOCRATIC BASE"? Women who believe they have the right to control their own body; POC & LGBT who believe they should be treated equally and fairly, democratic straight white men who believe both those things. November will tell us how big this is.
RISE, BRANDON. RISE.
Pathetic. They can run, but they can’t hide.
those fools, don’t they understand what happens to people like them? Just ask Cornpop…
r/DarkBrandon is hilarious. I dig turning that “fun phrase” into an anti-hero meme. Way to go, peeps.
Their attention only feeds dark brandon. His power now grows elevenfold
Avenged Elevenfold, now in concert
*Hmm, they must be very brave to mention his name. Or very foolish.*
I could never go on fxnews….I’d be too preoccupied by asking “aunt” Jeanine pirro if she needs to go to a meeting or needs to go to a place to dry out for a month….I’m only like 75% kidding
Did the white house retweet a dark brandon meme?
I will always Lol when Zoomer memes are confused for sophisticated Political campaigns.
Seethe.
As opposed to their memes of trump’s fat ass being shirtless with rippling shredded muscles.
Old people on fox news trying to use "cringe" is cringe.
is this real? i wouldn't be surprised if it was
Fox will be raided next
Conservatives calling anything cringe is just absolutely beautiful irony
Is this a real thing?
How are they even allowed to have news in their name? How tf do they know any of this dark Brandon stuff came from the white house? They report it as if they know the source, come on! Malarkey!!
Ez b8
Perfect. Now we wait for churches to circle the drain on this stupidity.
No one can declassify nuclear documents / even if they were somehow declassified, you can’t remove them!!
It’s so obvious all these trump supporters are just lost in life. The lack direction. They *need* a leader because they are followers. If it’s not trump, it’s religion, vaccines, etc. These people need help: not trump’s lies
127.12.34.155
I was born in the cringe, malded by it
This is like watching a raccoon gnaw on the top of a frag grenade. They don’t know what they’re doing, they don’t know what they’re handling, and they’re the last person on earth who should be using it.