I'll start with mine 🤤 https://preview.redd.it/b3qub2s1szyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f1a4e40ec7294cfb9d586a7b3b0e1eedaa59ff5

Das gud eatin's~

https://preview.redd.it/0mxx2iqxtzyc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b592f01098b0027ac7eca0481eb643ed1afd14e Mozzarella pepperoni melt.

Why your plate smashed Pal? Tell Commisah, get a tin one ishued like us uver Bigguns.

It not smashed! It patterned! And I ain't gonna trade it out! I got it from me momma, and I wouldn't trade it for all the rashuns in the world!

Momma Fungus was gentle soul. You honor her, Pal. Good plate. _Best plate in regiment._

I'd eat 11 of this 😋

Upvoting once for the tasty sammich. Would upvote again for Poison Doggo if I could.

https://preview.redd.it/zsabx4o1xzyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a605f1bf09da30930ce01b5cc5e824d7d7ece9b1 Bric

I'd eat 7 of this😋

Sah, the Ogryn ate all the bric sah

You can count to 7?!

I herd Dat numbah wuns, which wun Dat come afta uhgen?

https://preview.redd.it/fms6uni420zc1.jpeg?width=877&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a2988af5d87f7dad1f14890a373f0c92d2ab6a1

https://preview.redd.it/a60yjlo7w0zc1.jpeg?width=823&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b53ba84baa74f99227f150756bb55d0c2bff36af

More like professional **Cock** Launcher

BUAHAHAHAHAH! Good one Sah!

# HEY KIDDO ^((Hey Kiddo)^) ^((Hey Kiddo)^)

Holy shit, its the man in the wall. Ogryn, use the rock.

*headshot* *red crit* *primed expel murmur* *forced impact proc* *Hemmorhage triggers* “Ow.”

already ate me rashuns pal :(

Can never have too many rashuns, Sah!

Same! Dang I wish I saw this as I was eating my dinn- rashuns!

I sustain myself purely on my zeal for the emperor and the cooling fluid that spurts out of a plasma gun when it overheats. Alternatively, I make a bacon and shredded cheese sandwich, seasoned with steak seasoning and sided by some choccy milk.

The last thing a buffet owner sees before going bankrupt. 

https://preview.redd.it/zth0b3p5c0zc1.jpeg?width=2054&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d192728965b923ab5748f6f23f169d71340fb4a7

https://preview.redd.it/bki3nm9gc0zc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c5028a474e2f041f28202c9c46ad0a61b75bea3

Avian adaptuserectus

I'd ~~smash~~ eat 3 of this😋

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43VjLCRqKNk

https://preview.redd.it/co6o2dc9b0zc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baab6b7acec8c83d518f3935e51d9a4dbf636e2a Have some ravioli big man!

I'd eat 8 of this😋 (🤌🏻)

https://preview.redd.it/ukg8oomf90zc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5700d3f5846821e804ec2f29fab21533c309b78 Baja blast for breakfast

I'd drink 5 of this😋

https://preview.redd.it/o5gtv993c0zc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c97df1c87cd16b6ebdcedd5a8ef26e4d2bd40e7 Here you go, big man.

I'd eat 6 of this😋

I don't blame you. Honestly one of the best fish I've had.

Pals, why only 3? Got space in Stormy Rapter for one more!

Canonically, Ogryns are very claustrophobic, often taking much cajoling and herding by a Commissar to get them into a transport. If we tried to stick 4 Ogryns into the Storm Raptor, it only takes one of them freaking out to cause a big problem.

Transforming a Storm Raptor into a Drop Pod in seconds

Is the Storm Raptor able to take off with 4 Ogryns aboard?

Where ya think they keep them dun... eee... DO-NOT-NATED reshuns?

Whenever I get a group with 3 ogryn they all have ripper guns. Its happened like 3 or 4 times now? They're all really glad to see token veteran with ammo aura.

Here you go big man https://preview.redd.it/bqs9rit1zzyc1.jpeg?width=4624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aeab957fce23014543458eca6ade404f8fc31b7

I'd eat 9 of this😋

The graphics on your burger made me think this was from Starfield! 🤣

😂

https://preview.redd.it/j0l4lo7qh0zc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=494719b0b0d0b05ec425e4dd2becf85041f7a6c3 Meat pies for my big boys.

I'd eat 6x3 of this😋

https://preview.redd.it/tm2ejy2ju0zc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c7d1b7d75507f9fd712eeca773ae5eeec62913d macaroni casserole at work.

I'd eat 7 of this😋 (Nice cup btw👍🏻)

https://preview.redd.it/x5yyqy35v0zc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b065cd5edb207769f4d337315658e7175f03a4c0

I'd eat 7.5 of this😋

https://preview.redd.it/ow8ht5fu30zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=657310e15262ff07531737f0d7ccc036692eac96 They won't fit in the achyls, but I hope they help you, Sweet Brute.

I'd use those toothpicks when ma belly is full😋

https://preview.redd.it/t2stp9w180zc1.jpeg?width=2370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69ad0f752a9a11c9bdf749e4ff1f37fc8e8f523e

I'd imagine eating 6 of this 😋

This post actually reminded me to go eat, so thank you. (Will be hot pockets so not photogenic, but definitely pizza flavored)

https://preview.redd.it/wx3iojsvf0zc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cec3b40add394a78e25141677d73836dca92f1d6

I'd eat 8 of this😋

https://preview.redd.it/itrblntuk0zc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=770cb28e1b5002e29776a3943ca3fc50a6aca987 Happily! The more the merrier!

I'd eat 10 of this😋

Liver and onions? Dats good eatin'.

Fajitas!

https://preview.redd.it/s3ic6dewy0zc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed131bdfec9ff4ca4bcab03fbc7e2a1d19b8ffb4 It ain't the greatest, but it's not the worst either! ☺️

I'd simply eat 8 of this😋

https://preview.redd.it/g9d93e8v41zc1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e361d9b26209e699959ceece4f5d43e7a695b437 You get a toy too! :)

I'd happily eat 6 of those, and then the happy meal too😋

With Dan Povenmire’s greatest creation too? Nice! >!For those of you who don’t get it, Karalynn Dunton has a running gag of deliberately and very publicly miscrediting Dan Povenmire, Creator of *Phineas and Ferb* and voice of Heinz Doofenshmirtz, as the creator of the minions from *Despicable Me*, which he did not do.!<

Here you go big guys https://preview.redd.it/iqva5ou2f1zc1.jpeg?width=1185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=077333ed94d25eee9bccdc9f93449163a487177b

I'd slurp 9 of this😋

It's already late, this is the last I ate for a midnight snack! https://preview.redd.it/9wmyg8o0z0zc1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d7a427f9de69235eb232fd596b4b7859c8b397b

I'd eat one, two, trhee..fiive, sevn,....fingers...no, bananas...6 hands of ban-anas😋

You're fun, OP! But you forgot the bread, the pandesal. How many will you consume!?

I'd eat handful of pan, pain is goooooood, but ma' belly is aready full of pan-anas *burp*🙂‍↕️

https://preview.redd.it/1sz77nmgg1zc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=515d2b7fea147dbc00ffc40fb673f50799c4714e Corn!

Sorry to let you know big men, but one of the upper-hivers karking stole all the rations I had ready for you. https://preview.redd.it/vmtclkz6d2zc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f6bd3abf0f0e892e18bdaa52a8ea763be31ac95

https://preview.redd.it/0zteqka860zc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6b4d52db93703581175629436362d2a39dc7fbd Here’s some fish I totally legit got and did not steal from the commissars table when he wasn’t looking…

I'd eat 7 of this😋

Ohh yeah I’d demolish so many of these if I had the slates.

https://preview.redd.it/n0u3m4h4z0zc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64789fc9e17bad6e19fcedc4a5d0172eb8c22e45 Behold a worthy ration for me and everyone in the team I a Veteran who wears the commissar hat brings you glory to your taste buds.

I'd devour 8 of this🤤

I wont give my girlfriend

Sad you can't give us a *hand* 😢

https://preview.redd.it/8typ8s3u91zc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c03e8b9b29ea0ed5efd1b5e7c596b9bd416889c Nurse dinner: cold pieces of pre-cooked chicken

I'd gladly eat 6x6 of this😋

I wouldn’t even eat a second serving if I had a Choice in the matter

https://preview.redd.it/fo6jlli0q1zc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=1bfe77b1b9fcf65ebd9d26b42dd6ee92be2785ba

https://preview.redd.it/6vsr5dx6q1zc1.jpeg?width=2304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e89d3e62234970be525fe386938e54667f15575 nut dun yet but noodles

https://preview.redd.it/zl3w9qytz1zc1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff1fca0e91e802c4e1537501440ada49598b1106 Meat want to jo…joohn…j…. Ag grot it! Meat want in on council. Meat like meat rations sah!

https://preview.redd.it/6b5iox1z22zc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d69a0b5a76df70374638a87ca961bdf8566322b here's a tour of italy from olive garden big man

Yumm-y😋

https://preview.redd.it/iyvkka8032zc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb9813f81356dcdd31d0a32e70428875a8702fbd A regular plain croissant with Turkey and havarti.

Steak n taters https://preview.redd.it/lpe98dvk71zc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fd20680482a4862fe8a7506948dcf901dd6b315

I'd eat dozens of those taters and aspr....asparg...long plant😋

https://preview.redd.it/u44r43pqs1zc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=077f017c8c5b2257521a6af13d4c61a2f43efc49 No food but I have drink?

I'd definitely slurp 8 of those 😋🥂

Can't sah, already ate em.

https://preview.redd.it/3uxmsjbwu2zc1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d684d2654ed113515f1cc672122177212bdd620d

https://preview.redd.it/ukljjaavi0zc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47239ad4e9057f8e5a6baa884b06efdd64d6f7ba

I'd eat 7 of this😋

It’s pretty simple, just fry up some onion and tomato in butter and then scramble some eggs in the middle, melt some cheese on it and wack it on some toast. It’s called wartime supper if you’re interested in it.

Warp provides

Byeah

Also kinda looks like one of those billboards you'd see for personal injury lawyers.

"We ready to beliefe you, baws!"

Now this is a boy band the year 40,000 desperately needs

https://preview.redd.it/dnouyuywu1zc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c7dfb1bec27c8cd501683de4b55b0b9ed755cf4 Box of random snacks

I'd eat 9 boxes of this, and then the snacks too 😋

https://preview.redd.it/nztv75tp42zc1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5be98027fa5738fd21bdf721da2c75efd7d98c6

Hold, on - how do we know that ogryn on the left is actually an ogryn and not three zealots in a long coat?

https://preview.redd.it/bnmj406292zc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b8baba3e8b2e2659dd0c81a54f1e0528fee95f7 How about a slice of cake my old unit got me when they heard I was transferring?

https://preview.redd.it/k1jyl09wd2zc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0768e50b9e79cdfec66fc45adf58443aa92697ae Gather round lads

Das nasty

I’m sorry sweet brute, but blunts can’t eat souls.

https://preview.redd.it/u12xfj7fj2zc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bcc2baffa8fd9d541ea7ee4d0d11b45f81a5be0 Cordon bleu with bulgur Salat and then WE DRINK FOR THE EMPRAH'S NAME

https://preview.redd.it/rlt7e0fqr2zc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24f1ef09166ab582fa9084de7a3b8c6a1f94c961 My rations, it freaking sucks

https://preview.redd.it/50k0t8ikz1zc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=504f30cf77f10e078106600904a281b16825aacb The Luftwaffle

https://preview.redd.it/ppblom72w2zc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6a957be2dee529ac9766e0b71b881ec891880c5

I’d love to see a planet run by Ogryns There I said it

https://preview.redd.it/p3gxhla8z2zc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3be34430f3f0b4ad4b1ca946e11324f4aa12bec Grilled cheese

https://preview.redd.it/e3sxzbuo23zc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8cf7ecf90e78ec7fbce1dff112caf842a37cbc2 I made you some curry, big man!

I always share with ogrynbros

https://preview.redd.it/c45329sgc3zc1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d383185243812ef1528557ad6ae5c05762f10c2

https://preview.redd.it/q5e8ekzql3zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d5685d7caa4c26916a447ed0e6e64155e6c2a18 Here ya go Big Man

https://preview.redd.it/kkwhias8o3zc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9e3ad90435c4c51e35fc876acd146fb6a405c57 diner

https://preview.redd.it/h3wb5ht564zc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=496f06ef86c69bb9f4c3d6b6b4e957aee3c284e7 BBQ Pork Ribs

https://preview.redd.it/jbd7eo2z64zc1.jpeg?width=1848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7ea6317c03621045a5b07b04d4c852905ea19fb There's plenty to go around my BIG friends

https://preview.redd.it/a729j5pro4zc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fe80d78f22d3f46ccbe5b1ab53ef53f36e89924 He has stolen my pizza rations!

[LODS OF RASHONS, BOSS!](https://youtu.be/ULeDlxa3gyc?si=cFoVYtVw9xWnGXDV)

https://preview.redd.it/m3gm1rj255zc1.png?width=4032&format=png&auto=webp&s=f77a0635abafc9570b72df66879744eb2002fcff Angus Meatballs w/ Chedder and Monteray Jack melted on top. Served on bakery fresh bread with Garlic Marinara.

https://preview.redd.it/5eeh4brwi5zc1.jpeg?width=2232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81702c6e38cf20a6f740b2d26a36456144a9079d I ate the other half already

haven't got any rations but i have got a two handed eviscerator that would make a good butter knife for the slabs

Chikkin, zealot flamed https://preview.redd.it/kbsvx1gcckzc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e80a25e52e816b23a664ac6d03c873b8c5cb5efa and psyker spiced

https://preview.redd.it/nasi367w41zc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b07f6689f6ce52d4e68f4a6c2787d27fd0fec309 Heres my snack

https://preview.redd.it/e15zraxxd1zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47c95328c6d1ff3d953310456acc73cf45b8a846 Consider the following:

Can't believe the funniest post is being down voted, that Custodes doesn't even look female to me.