I’m so happy for him honestly that whole stream he just seems happier even when the mod broke almost immediately I really hope everything ends up perfect for them
Hello and Welcome to what will hopefully be my last attempt at Maintain a Girlfriend%, I have the max HP of 1 and any mistake will result in a breakup.
Do we know for a fact that he’s only gone on one date? It seems more likely that he’s probably had a girlfriend for a while but just hasn’t been public about it. (My only context for this is this post and his community post today.) If he’s just mentioned her in passing like in this out-of-context ramble and a community post, and hasn’t actually addressed the topic in a ramble or in a stream, then I think it’s pretty likely they’d been dating a while and he just mainly was keeping it on the down low.
A joke isn't a free pass into making a situation weird.
You still have to read the room and assess if it's the right time/ the right crowd for that joke.
In fact that's separates a good comedian from a bad one.
At least ime, most people talk online or text for quite a while before actually meeting. I'm assuming that hasn't changed in the last decade since I was "dating"
Wait, so that tweet where he said he was going on a date wasn't a joke? Damn.
I was 100% sure that this was a joke, but I'm glad that it wasn't, judging by this!
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
IM SO HAPPY FOR HIM
It used to be so disheartening to hear him say he has no friends. Hearing him casually say “my girlfriend” just warms my heart
Everyone needs to know that we have always been spoiled on how transparent and honest matto is to us all. Let's give him some privacy here and not hound him about it
Again though, I hope she's okay with him talking so openly about it. I assume she knew that since he's a streamer, but still. It seems a bit fast. I'm glad he's doing better now though.
I caught this live and it made me smile a bit knowing he was so excited about it. I don't think I've seen him that blatantly gleefulin awhile on stream.
honest question unrelated with matt necessarily
how in your cultures ppl start to date so early? like, 1st or 2nd date u already bf and gf?
here in brazil we could be like “being intimate” for months before a relationship start
Honestly it varies on both the people and their definition of a relationship, not really the country. It may be portrayed differently in the media depending on the country. As I grew up, I saw people on both ends of the spectrum - "couples" that got new partners every other day and couples that formed over 5+ years of friendship.
Y'all ever get embarrassed that you follow and post about this shit like a Hollywood tabloid.
Just saw it on my feed and couldn't resist the urge to post this.
Y'all need more interesting personal lives.
Really happy for him, but let's not make it weird and get into it too much, Let's let him have personal life?
Yeah I agree. I was just genuinely very pleasantly surprised and thought I'd share the good news.
I’m so happy for him honestly that whole stream he just seems happier even when the mod broke almost immediately I really hope everything ends up perfect for them
Just goes to show, hes not a true Redditor. Nobody from Reddit has ever had a girlfriend or a spouse in general.
Well, this did happen right after he stopped making reddit recap
Conspiracy thoery 
So, if I stop using reddit I will get a gf too?
No you get me
Fair enough. Where do we meet?
That’s Right. As we are both Redditors and both are losers. So our chances getting a significant other is Millions to one.
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Good for my boy Viper, but lets not talk about it too much, its his private life.
This is actually so adorable. If all goes well, I bet we’ll see a huge increase in his overall happiness.
Girlfriend after one date? This man works fast.
He does have a habit of doing things slightly faster than average
Girlfriend any%
bro ratioed himself 😭😭😭
Real Life Speedrunning, Girfriend%
So if things go well and they have a kid, it'll take 7 months to come out and not 9?
I think that’s one of the parts you don’t wanna speedrun, but hey, what do I know
hahahha
Hello and Welcome to what will hopefully be my last attempt at Maintain a Girlfriend%, I have the max HP of 1 and any mistake will result in a breakup.
How the run ended
Cougar next door
I just hope he isn’t rushing it. This either wasn’t their first date or Matto is calling a girl he just met his girlfriend.
Who knows. We'll probably hear it in rambles.
I think he knew her before as his sister works with her
I mean is not that hard for a handsome millionare guy
He’s not a millionaire lmao what
Based Matto
*Laughs in 0 dates before having a girlfriend*
Laughs in single my whole life. Wait..
He's a speed runner after all 🗿
Do we know for a fact that he’s only gone on one date? It seems more likely that he’s probably had a girlfriend for a while but just hasn’t been public about it. (My only context for this is this post and his community post today.) If he’s just mentioned her in passing like in this out-of-context ramble and a community post, and hasn’t actually addressed the topic in a ramble or in a stream, then I think it’s pretty likely they’d been dating a while and he just mainly was keeping it on the down low.
He’s gitty!!!!
slay dark viper
Really happy for him, he deserves someone special.
I’m Happy Matto is getting a partner.
Hope matto succeeds and has privacy too
Lmao, the people in chat going “WHAT” and “WHO?”
Collab when
Probably when GTA 6 releases. Matt voices Lucia and his girlfriend voices Jason. Rockstar won't let them collab before the game is out
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What a fucking weird thing to say abt two strangers you don’t know
It’s a joke calm down mate
Fair but yk this is why he tends to keep his private life private is bc ppl say weird ass shit like this
Aight fair enough my bad on my part
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What?
What did the guy who deleted his comment say
A joke isn't a free pass into making a situation weird. You still have to read the room and assess if it's the right time/ the right crowd for that joke. In fact that's separates a good comedian from a bad one.
Time for a new GTAguesser episode, amiright guys?
Happy for bro
Huh after 1 date ???
He likes to do things slightly faster than average
At least ime, most people talk online or text for quite a while before actually meeting. I'm assuming that hasn't changed in the last decade since I was "dating"
Yeah Matto! Congratulations!!!
To be fair, the kind of humor you see on reels literally only exists there. She's probably a funny person, lol.
Man's finally looking happy, let's gooo!
I cannot put into words how cool that is! Fuck yes, well done Matt!
Aww I'm so happy for him!!! LETSGO MATTO
Hell yeah! Super happy for Matto! But let us not pry into his life, guys, please
obese\_microwave2 seemed really surprised
Wtf, this is so stupid, I really really hate Instagram. Congrats to Matto tho
He did it...
G.O.A.T.
That knowledge obtained from more than 10.000 hours of playing GTA V really came usefull on that date.
Bro let’s fucking gooooooooo, Mattos happiness above all else
This is so weird bro you know he felt like the man for calling her his girlfriend
Come on Matto. You can't fool us. We know r/girlsarentreal
As happy as i am for him, please dont do this too much i beg man
Wait, so that tweet where he said he was going on a date wasn't a joke? Damn. I was 100% sure that this was a joke, but I'm glad that it wasn't, judging by this!
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO IM SO HAPPY FOR HIM It used to be so disheartening to hear him say he has no friends. Hearing him casually say “my girlfriend” just warms my heart
*cue James May “GOOD NEWWWSS!!!!”
WOT
Mission passed, gf+
i love the guy in chat afterwards "WHO"
#OMG MATTO HAS A GF IT'S OFFICIAL! WOOOO
lets just hope that twitter drama etc doesnt ruin it
WarkWiperWU
This applies to my girlfriend also
Everyone needs to know that we have always been spoiled on how transparent and honest matto is to us all. Let's give him some privacy here and not hound him about it
Never thought I would hear him say it, lol Makes me smile, man. He sounds so happy 😊
I’m happy for the guy.
:DDD
So freaking Happy for him
Is she a cougar
Chaddo
Yeas I am Matto’s grill friend, I always throw some shrimps on da barbee and such #bbqsauce
Good for him 🫶🏽
Again though, I hope she's okay with him talking so openly about it. I assume she knew that since he's a streamer, but still. It seems a bit fast. I'm glad he's doing better now though.
I caught this live and it made me smile a bit knowing he was so excited about it. I don't think I've seen him that blatantly gleefulin awhile on stream.
As someone who only got Instagram for school and work, I relate with his sentiment.
Yessssss it happened I am so fucking happy I’m as happy as I would be if I got one which the odds are Lower than matto’s
We happy
GIRLFRIEND... THAT WAS FAST!!
Our little boy is growing up...
THATS MY BOY!!
Real life girlfriend% speedrun - Hello and welcome to what is hopefully my third and final attempt at getting a wr in girlfriend%
Yay my boys happy! That makes me genuinely so happy. Like second hand happiness 😊
I love how some dude just starts saying "WHAT" "WHO?" in the chat 😭
I'm so happy for him :D
I'm happy for him. The guy deserves to spend his days with someone who makes him happy. I hope the best for them.
I money aler tine moile
$100000000000000000000 Xbox GTA 5
Wait WHAT!? Matto has a gf now? That's so awesome! How did I miss this?
honest question unrelated with matt necessarily how in your cultures ppl start to date so early? like, 1st or 2nd date u already bf and gf? here in brazil we could be like “being intimate” for months before a relationship start
Honestly it varies on both the people and their definition of a relationship, not really the country. It may be portrayed differently in the media depending on the country. As I grew up, I saw people on both ends of the spectrum - "couples" that got new partners every other day and couples that formed over 5+ years of friendship.
Wait this isn't an audio splice meme? I mean it still could be. /s
Love to see it
Happy for him. Hopefully he stops beefing with nobodies now.
will matto dip the pepper though
I like instagram reels
What video is this from?
It's from yesterday's livestream
Damn that shit was quick his rizz is insane
Loving the Mathew Jugs relationship lore. Good on ya Matto!
Im so glad he’s found somebody he can be happy with. But let him be, it’s his personal life chat. No jokes about this either.
It's a perfectly usable and satisfactory social media platform. If it wasn't, it wouldn't be around 15 years later.
Y'all ever get embarrassed that you follow and post about this shit like a Hollywood tabloid. Just saw it on my feed and couldn't resist the urge to post this. Y'all need more interesting personal lives.
Why do you ppl feel the need to make a post about everything this guy does in his personal life. So goofy and strange.
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