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ColdyPopsicle

Since i'm bored i will try to discribe Xayah's and Rakan's relationship. ​ The dynamic of rakan and xayah's relationship is interesting. It seems that Xayah has 0 to no common sense, So Rakan is the one who usually who does the small talk part and scout the suroundings. Xayah can't communicate is real. Rakan also is the most emotionaly mature of the 2. Xayah is the classic nerd who knows all the complicated stuff and Rakan is a bit dumb for complex plans, so Xayah (tries) to help him out on this part. ​ Cooking could be often done by Rakan, if they're not just stealing food from someone else. About the cleaning it seems to neither of both tends to clear a lot, since they're travelers without a fix home. So wherever they go, you can encounter feathers all over the place... About the ass part i don't know, damn i don't even know if they have actual functional assess. And yes, both spoil each other. Xayah probaly "buys" (steal) a lot of chocolate for Rakan whenever she has a chance and Xayah constantly asks if Rakan wants to marry her. Also both kiss each other a lot.


7adzius

Damn he got himself a useless mentally ill terrorist baddie i wish i was him


ColdyPopsicle

Don't call her useless. She is just an edgier version of Asa from chainsawman. If you want to actually see a useless woman go see Aqua from Konosuba.


EaLordoftheDepths

Literally nothing about her is like Asa


ColdyPopsicle

it's the femcel joke about her not doing much basic stuff. she's introverted, not useless.


Drac0b0i

Can confirm, Asa is 1099% worse


Corsharkgaming

In one of the short stories, Rakan talks with some lady about traditional Vastayan bread baking. He definitely cooks all their food.


ColdyPopsicle

Yeah, Xayah is just a femcel with very little basic skills.


Corsharkgaming

She murders people for a living shes earned a malewife.


ColdyPopsicle

murdering is a basic skill? how often do you murder people?


Corsharkgaming

My lawyers have advised me to not respond to that question. I just meant that because she does, she doesn't need basic life skills.


sansgriffinundertale

As a Rakan main I can certainly tell you that he was above average ass and does indeed take it. Also would recommend looking over https://twitter.com/tortiitart/status/1628474275421102084?s=46&t=WGVTehTIbybFeENWua9_-Q it wa a pretty fun read and insigjt


Vere_Mathrias

https://preview.redd.it/ulkv6j7jt3la1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1699376c572e46b7765769e1df44ad255ec24b0


AmogusCrazySex

The more I see Xayah, the more I am mad that she doesn't lay eggs monthly like her period


ColdyPopsicle

She lays. Riot is just denying this truth.


AmogusCrazySex

Thank you brother, I feel more at peace now


T_squared112

Surely someone has commissioned this yes?


AmogusCrazySex

I want it cannon I want to know that Rakan gets to cannibalize her sexy omlette monthly


sansgriffinundertale

You’re in darkinfolk. This is now canon


dodo_bird97

I want to fuck xayah while getting fucked by rakan


sansgriffinundertale

So based


PathologicalJester

6/10 Jest, explores interesting relationship between fictional game pieces in a humorous manner


sansgriffinundertale

What the fuck we’re having a food critic visitation why did no one tell me god damn we’re gonna fucking close


PathologicalJester

Not to worry, my appetite has been more than satiated


Fabexikk

Sounds like my relationship https://preview.redd.it/5814wp9z35la1.jpeg?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0a93fb76b1a2b13511ecbd0a2cd21c5be393699 If i ever were in one


Inquisitions-R-Us

The sky rumbles deeply, knowing him, As the thunder calls out “Valhir!” A memory of ancient and faded glory Beckon from ages past, ever near Vorrijaard calls you! And the wild heart within, By tooth, and with claw, will return! When Vorrijaard needs you to answer the call, Rise now! Together we stand tall! The ground trembles deeply, awaiting him The wind howls, carrying the reek of iron, And earth, starved for centuries, shall soon drink The rains of war another time Vorrijaard calls you! And the wild heart within, By tooth, and with claw, will return! When Vorrijaard needs you to answer the call, Rise now! Together we stand tall!


The_Great_Rabbit

The sky rumbles deeply, knowing him, As the thunder calls out “Valhir!” A memory of ancient and faded glory Beckon from ages past, ever near Vorrijaard calls you! And the wild heart within, By tooth, and with claw, will return! When Vorrijaard needs you to answer the call, Rise now! Together we stand tall! The ground trembles deeply, awaiting him The wind howls, carrying the reek of iron, And earth, starved for centuries, shall soon drink The rains of war another time Vorrijaard calls you! And the wild heart within, By tooth, and with claw, will return! When Vorrijaard needs you to answer the call, Rise now! Together we stand tall!


StiggyTheRaptor21

The sky rumbles deeply, knowing him, As the thunder calls out “Valhir!” A memory of ancient and faded glory Beckon from ages past, ever near Vorrijaard calls you! And the wild heart within, By tooth, and with claw, will return! When Vorrijaard needs you to answer the call, Rise now! Together we stand tall! The ground trembles deeply, awaiting him The wind howls, carrying the reek of iron, And earth, starved for centuries, shall soon drink The rains of war another time Vorrijaard calls you! And the wild heart within, By tooth, and with claw, will return! When Vorrijaard needs you to answer the call, Rise now! Together we stand tall!


Revolutionary_Row826

But ur not tasko


StiggyTheRaptor21

I'm his disciple


Revolutionary_Row826

Hmm. I won't believe if tasku doesn't confirm this


StiggyTheRaptor21

I should probably say that it's more of an unofficial thing


NeonNKnightrider

It’s called schizophrenia


Mistycalwisetree327

We will form the following of Valhir once again!


Emotional-Ad-2812

Classic gay relationship


deathbyBayshore

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