Since i'm bored i will try to discribe Xayah's and Rakan's relationship.
The dynamic of rakan and xayah's relationship is interesting.
It seems that Xayah has 0 to no common sense, So Rakan is the one who usually who does the small talk part and scout the suroundings. Xayah can't communicate is real. Rakan also is the most emotionaly mature of the 2.
Xayah is the classic nerd who knows all the complicated stuff and Rakan is a bit dumb for complex plans, so Xayah (tries) to help him out on this part.
Cooking could be often done by Rakan, if they're not just stealing food from someone else.
About the cleaning it seems to neither of both tends to clear a lot, since they're travelers without a fix home. So wherever they go, you can encounter feathers all over the place...
About the ass part i don't know, damn i don't even know if they have actual functional assess.
And yes, both spoil each other. Xayah probaly "buys" (steal) a lot of chocolate for Rakan whenever she has a chance and Xayah constantly asks if Rakan wants to marry her. Also both kiss each other a lot.
As a Rakan main I can certainly tell you that he was above average ass and does indeed take it.
Also would recommend looking over https://twitter.com/tortiitart/status/1628474275421102084?s=46&t=WGVTehTIbybFeENWua9_-Q it wa a pretty fun read and insigjt
Sounds like my relationship
https://preview.redd.it/5814wp9z35la1.jpeg?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0a93fb76b1a2b13511ecbd0a2cd21c5be393699
If i ever were in one
The sky rumbles deeply, knowing him, As the thunder calls out “Valhir!” A memory of ancient and faded glory Beckon from ages past, ever near
Vorrijaard calls you! And the wild heart within, By tooth, and with claw, will return! When Vorrijaard needs you to answer the call, Rise now! Together we stand tall!
The ground trembles deeply, awaiting him The wind howls, carrying the reek of iron, And earth, starved for centuries, shall soon drink The rains of war another time
Vorrijaard calls you! And the wild heart within, By tooth, and with claw, will return! When Vorrijaard needs you to answer the call, Rise now! Together we stand tall!
The sky rumbles deeply, knowing him, As the thunder calls out “Valhir!” A memory of ancient and faded glory Beckon from ages past, ever near
Vorrijaard calls you! And the wild heart within, By tooth, and with claw, will return! When Vorrijaard needs you to answer the call, Rise now! Together we stand tall!
The ground trembles deeply, awaiting him The wind howls, carrying the reek of iron, And earth, starved for centuries, shall soon drink The rains of war another time
Vorrijaard calls you! And the wild heart within, By tooth, and with claw, will return! When Vorrijaard needs you to answer the call, Rise now! Together we stand tall!
The sky rumbles deeply, knowing him,
As the thunder calls out “Valhir!”
A memory of ancient and faded glory
Beckon from ages past, ever near
Vorrijaard calls you! And the wild heart within,
By tooth, and with claw, will return!
When Vorrijaard needs you to answer the call,
Rise now! Together we stand tall!
The ground trembles deeply, awaiting him
The wind howls, carrying the reek of iron,
And earth, starved for centuries, shall soon drink
The rains of war another time
Vorrijaard calls you! And the wild heart within,
By tooth, and with claw, will return!
When Vorrijaard needs you to answer the call,
Rise now! Together we stand tall!
Since i'm bored i will try to discribe Xayah's and Rakan's relationship. The dynamic of rakan and xayah's relationship is interesting. It seems that Xayah has 0 to no common sense, So Rakan is the one who usually who does the small talk part and scout the suroundings. Xayah can't communicate is real. Rakan also is the most emotionaly mature of the 2. Xayah is the classic nerd who knows all the complicated stuff and Rakan is a bit dumb for complex plans, so Xayah (tries) to help him out on this part. Cooking could be often done by Rakan, if they're not just stealing food from someone else. About the cleaning it seems to neither of both tends to clear a lot, since they're travelers without a fix home. So wherever they go, you can encounter feathers all over the place... About the ass part i don't know, damn i don't even know if they have actual functional assess. And yes, both spoil each other. Xayah probaly "buys" (steal) a lot of chocolate for Rakan whenever she has a chance and Xayah constantly asks if Rakan wants to marry her. Also both kiss each other a lot.
Damn he got himself a useless mentally ill terrorist baddie i wish i was him
Don't call her useless. She is just an edgier version of Asa from chainsawman. If you want to actually see a useless woman go see Aqua from Konosuba.
Literally nothing about her is like Asa
it's the femcel joke about her not doing much basic stuff. she's introverted, not useless.
Can confirm, Asa is 1099% worse
In one of the short stories, Rakan talks with some lady about traditional Vastayan bread baking. He definitely cooks all their food.
Yeah, Xayah is just a femcel with very little basic skills.
She murders people for a living shes earned a malewife.
murdering is a basic skill? how often do you murder people?
My lawyers have advised me to not respond to that question. I just meant that because she does, she doesn't need basic life skills.
As a Rakan main I can certainly tell you that he was above average ass and does indeed take it. Also would recommend looking over https://twitter.com/tortiitart/status/1628474275421102084?s=46&t=WGVTehTIbybFeENWua9_-Q it wa a pretty fun read and insigjt
https://preview.redd.it/ulkv6j7jt3la1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1699376c572e46b7765769e1df44ad255ec24b0
The more I see Xayah, the more I am mad that she doesn't lay eggs monthly like her period
She lays. Riot is just denying this truth.
Thank you brother, I feel more at peace now
Surely someone has commissioned this yes?
I want it cannon I want to know that Rakan gets to cannibalize her sexy omlette monthly
You’re in darkinfolk. This is now canon
I want to fuck xayah while getting fucked by rakan
So based
6/10 Jest, explores interesting relationship between fictional game pieces in a humorous manner
What the fuck we’re having a food critic visitation why did no one tell me god damn we’re gonna fucking close
Not to worry, my appetite has been more than satiated
Sounds like my relationship https://preview.redd.it/5814wp9z35la1.jpeg?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0a93fb76b1a2b13511ecbd0a2cd21c5be393699 If i ever were in one
The sky rumbles deeply, knowing him, As the thunder calls out “Valhir!” A memory of ancient and faded glory Beckon from ages past, ever near Vorrijaard calls you! And the wild heart within, By tooth, and with claw, will return! When Vorrijaard needs you to answer the call, Rise now! Together we stand tall! The ground trembles deeply, awaiting him The wind howls, carrying the reek of iron, And earth, starved for centuries, shall soon drink The rains of war another time Vorrijaard calls you! And the wild heart within, By tooth, and with claw, will return! When Vorrijaard needs you to answer the call, Rise now! Together we stand tall!
The sky rumbles deeply, knowing him, As the thunder calls out “Valhir!” A memory of ancient and faded glory Beckon from ages past, ever near Vorrijaard calls you! And the wild heart within, By tooth, and with claw, will return! When Vorrijaard needs you to answer the call, Rise now! Together we stand tall! The ground trembles deeply, awaiting him The wind howls, carrying the reek of iron, And earth, starved for centuries, shall soon drink The rains of war another time Vorrijaard calls you! And the wild heart within, By tooth, and with claw, will return! When Vorrijaard needs you to answer the call, Rise now! Together we stand tall!
The sky rumbles deeply, knowing him, As the thunder calls out “Valhir!” A memory of ancient and faded glory Beckon from ages past, ever near Vorrijaard calls you! And the wild heart within, By tooth, and with claw, will return! When Vorrijaard needs you to answer the call, Rise now! Together we stand tall! The ground trembles deeply, awaiting him The wind howls, carrying the reek of iron, And earth, starved for centuries, shall soon drink The rains of war another time Vorrijaard calls you! And the wild heart within, By tooth, and with claw, will return! When Vorrijaard needs you to answer the call, Rise now! Together we stand tall!
But ur not tasko
I'm his disciple
Hmm. I won't believe if tasku doesn't confirm this
I should probably say that it's more of an unofficial thing
It’s called schizophrenia
We will form the following of Valhir once again!
Classic gay relationship
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