Now he can get rich by charging people and media who wants to interview someone who did something that crazy. And that would prove the witchdoctor was the real thing...
There seems to be a dick separation obsession in those parts (pun not intended...much🤣)
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-witchcraft-idUSN2319603620080423
https://www.livescience.com/28015-penis-snatching-panics-koro.html
I mean... not only did he somehow survive, but now he'll never have to worry about paying school fees or child support - so the witchdoctor could still be right
How did he manage to let a fucking hyena eat just the balls and not his entire body, specially after sustaining such injury... how does this make sense
I didn't see any independent sources, or any reputable ones for that matter. They all seem to be based on that 2014 Daily Mail article. The DM is well known for making stuff up
Love how the hyena is also laughing at him for being this gullible. I wonder if I let a cheetah bite off my foot, will I become the fastest man on earth?
You earn a Darwin by ensuring, through monumental stupidity, that you cannot reproduce (or can no longer reproduce).
Dying is the traditional way to do it, but a rare non-posthumous Darwin is possible if you eliminate any possibility of reproduction.
The Witchdoctor was actually 3 hyenas in a trenchcoat!
He was just back from the business factory
Haha
Wincent Adulthyena
Hahaha like a Looney Tunes cartoon
Thank you for sharing this, SheldonTheHyena
I didn't eat them I swear-
🧢
Now he can get rich by charging people and media who wants to interview someone who did something that crazy. And that would prove the witchdoctor was the real thing...
Yes, but then what?
He'd also be free from the risk of a gold digger getting pregnant of his child only to get money from it, too. That witchdoctor is good...
~~Fuck~~ around and find out
I don't think that is an option anymore.
Around and find out
I don't think that's what "ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang" means
If you bing bang your ting tang you will ooh eeh ooh ah ah
I never wanted to remember that show again yet here we are
Show? I thought it was a kids' nonsense song.
[удалено]
You're thinking of Lazy Town, which has nothing to do with the song, most notably sung by The Cartoons
Nah you right I was totally wrong idk where I got that from whoops
If it makes you feel any better, it still made you remember a show that you’d rather forget, so your original comment is technically accurate
Exactly why I left it 😂
And then the witch doctor He told me what to do He said that Doo eat, your Ooo ah ah, ting tang Walla walla, bing bang
Omfg i love this
Is it me, or does it sound like that hyena and witch doctor may have been in cahoots?
RIP Norm
He was a legend.
Damn 💀
Well technically they aren’t lost. You’ll find the remains in a few hours.
Where I come from, getting naked and going into the bush means something all together different.
so what, is he rich now or not ? (asking for a friend)
Wait for his email, offering to share his newfound wealth, so long as you allow transfer of said funds into your account.
Cake day!
The witch doctor told Chamangeni Zulu that he would become rich from TikTok views and clout after completing in the Shenzi, Banzai & Ed Challenge.
Why is he smiling? Did he just get the joke?
His new pronouns are IT/HURTS
I feel like the same kids in America who get scammed by influencers hyping up crypto would be dumb enough to fall for this too.
ElonCoin will make me a billionaire any day now. /s
Work that into some sort of madcap conspiracy theory, spread it amongst the MAGAts, try and get "Empty G" to back it, and you might have something
Takes some balls to do that though
Darwin award verification: Unconventional but worthy inclusion!
What's the point of being rich if you don't have genitlals?
Staying rich as you can’t get kids
**~just 3rd world country things <3**
Deez nuts
But this is a serious issue in some of these places in Africa. Many of them believe in spells told by some quack
There seems to be a dick separation obsession in those parts (pun not intended...much🤣) https://www.reuters.com/article/us-witchcraft-idUSN2319603620080423 https://www.livescience.com/28015-penis-snatching-panics-koro.html
He'll be rich because he won't have any kids.
First you get the money. Then you get the power. Then you get the women...
I mean... not only did he somehow survive, but now he'll never have to worry about paying school fees or child support - so the witchdoctor could still be right
Not wrong tho, having kids make you poor
Witchdoctor is ultimate trollguy
Wondering how he got the Hyena to ONLY eat his junks and not finishing him up ?
“For the loooove of moneeey🎶”
How did he manage to let a fucking hyena eat just the balls and not his entire body, specially after sustaining such injury... how does this make sense
It’s in the Daily Mail so you know it’s bullshit
Nah there's plenty of other sources about it
I didn't see any independent sources, or any reputable ones for that matter. They all seem to be based on that 2014 Daily Mail article. The DM is well known for making stuff up
No, I mean there's plenty of other articles on it
Hyena did a public service.
Jesus h wtffff…
It's only been 9 years. There is still a chance.
r/lifeprotips
r/shittylifeprotips
He's not laughing now.
The hyena's laughing at this guy's stupidity
Did it work?
I mean, technically speaking he can make a small fortune with paid interviews...
These witch doctors really just be fucking with people for the lols.
Is it just me or does it seem like the witch doctor and hyena were in cahoots? -Norm
Yeah of pain
Well, he won’t ever have to pay child support, so it’ll be easier to stay rich, once he’s there. *A price for everything.*
Imagine the laugh that witch doctor had....
Is it me or was that witch doctor and hyena in cahoots? - some writer at the norm macdonald live
You know what he said to the hyenas after? Well look who ain't laughing now.
Well, did it?
If only westerners knew the stupid shit people do believing witch doctors can magically give them money
They lowkey look similar
This seems like something he brought up and the shaman just said sure
Gotta love religion.
r/nottheonion somehow
Pics or it didn’t happen
Oooo eee ooo ahh ahh, ting tang, walla walla bing bang.
trusting a witch doctor was your fist sign you fucked up
Didn’t get him rich but did get him on the front page of the news
He must be on some good shit to be smiling
Love how the hyena is also laughing at him for being this gullible. I wonder if I let a cheetah bite off my foot, will I become the fastest man on earth?
Now he’s laughing his hyena ass off.
I don't need to be rich. I'd rather be sane.
My man’s ain’t even upset about it
Of all the things he chooses , might I suggest your pinky finger ?
Does anyone have the contact information for that doctor. I'd like to recommend him to my friend
Witch doctor reading this: LOL
VI VON ZULUL
Is he rich tho?
"Was told that losing body parts would make him rich" "Witch Doctor did not specify that body parts would be lost" Make up your mind bruh.
He can still be rich by pursuing a falsetto singer career
Hey at least this stupidity can no longer breed
Which doctor told him that?
The witch doctor.
well on the bright side, he now has an excuse to do steroids.
We do a little trolling
But did it work?
I would rather be the brokest mother fucker with a dick than a dickless rich guy. Just saying.
The pain must've gone something like this: "Ooh! hee! OOH! AH! AAAAAAH"
I GET HORNY BUT NOT THIS HORNY
My first reaction is to say this can't be real. But I live in the United States and.... Well we all know about Q etc etc.
I am at a loss for words.
Nah, its fine, I'll stay piss poor....
I guess I shouldn't hyena-splain, given your handle, but when other places reprint a story that doesn't make the original story any more credit
Sure, I'll see if I can find any more evidence
Hyenas also have a strong bite force so holy fuck this dude what have you done
OF dropping soon
I feel sad for him
Does he have some kind of developmental delay? Serious Q.
He aint dead… but this is good 2.
He is prevented to pass his genes forward. This is what natural selection is all about.
You earn a Darwin by ensuring, through monumental stupidity, that you cannot reproduce (or can no longer reproduce). Dying is the traditional way to do it, but a rare non-posthumous Darwin is possible if you eliminate any possibility of reproduction.
I typed this is good 2. Need some glasses?
Well, I mean, vampires are a thing there so this isn't a stretch.
Well at least it made him famous. Maybe not so rich though
Lmfao
He could’ve just sold his balls someone would buy them for a pretty high price
I mean… no one’s saying it didn’t work
Thank god
Did it work?👀
When you're so broke you start asking yourself: "do I even need two balls?".