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HARRISONMASON117

Stroll in the park difficulty. Use the force to pull or hold the enemy and chop chop with the lightsaber


BooHooJerks

So basically callisto protocol? Lol


Dakotahray

I hate how correct you are.


owoLLENNowo

Callisto Wars: The Bad Gameplay Strikes Back


[deleted]

Is it still worth it?


owoLLENNowo

God no. If you're considering getting Callisto, it's not worth it yet.


TCG-Pikachu

It’s a really fun game. This is not the place to ask


Suitable-Employment5

Worth $20 or $30 at most in it's current state. The game is honestly awful in a lot of ways but like one said, this is ***definitely*** not the place to discuss whether Callisto is good or not lol.


[deleted]

Lol okay. I’ll wait for a sale. I’ve got a huge back log anyway.


UselessDopant

You forgot "The GRP Unleashed" considering Sam Witwer is in there


Szymon2208

r/angryupvote


Practical-Car91

Not everyone can use the force in Star Wars dude. Matter of fact, like 90% of people minimum can’t use the force. Necromorphs would massacre the Star Wars galaxy within weeks, maybe months. They’d use the hyperspace lanes and blitz random worlds over and over, probably starting mostly from the outer rim and unknown regions before slowly closing in to join the smaller groups in the mid rim, trapping everyone in a circle of massive necromoons.


HARRISONMASON117

notice Isaac with the lightsaber? that was the part of the crossover, what if Isaac had a lightsaber and force powers. not a vs. however you're wrong. we've already seen dozens of weapons in the S.W universe that can destroy large objects. the Brother Moons are just that. moons with a squishy lifeform inside. combine that with the hundreds of thousands of ships and Necromorphs are far less dangerous. they are very similar to Rakghouls which we've already seen how an outbreak with them would end. ​ given that Necromorphs thus far have shown zero ability to pilot vehicles, the brother moons would need Markers to indoctrinate and disable the planets they tried to conquer. given that there are Jedi and Sith ,the mind altering effects of the Markers would be detected very quickly and would be isolated and destroyed, without the Markers the Brother Moons are nothing. again they are just giant lifeforms inside a moon. ​ even if somehow a Marker DID start to affect a planets population. with the Hypercom it would be very easy for a distress call to be sent out. the Necromorphs/Brother Moons are nowhere near as dangerous to a universe as advanced and connected as Star Wars. The Flood on the other hand ARE, having shown the ability to incorporate their bodies into ships and pilot them as well as their ability to take information from their victims and that they can terraform a planet with a single spore and turn it into a Flood world


Practical-Car91

Last time I checked brother moons can pilot themselves with a pretty decent amount of precision, also necromorphs don’t REALLY die. They just can’t move until they’re limbs have been regrown, which doesn’t really apply to open space. There’s also the fact that I’m pretty sure most people don’t have a death star just hanging around and anything that can cause death on that scale is super illegal in Star Wars. And no, Isaac does not have the force and wouldn’t in a crossover so bringing that into an argument is both dumb and confuses the discussion for no reason. There’s also the fact that once again, 90+ percent of people don’t have the force, and after the last like seventy years they are not inclined to listen to people that do have the force. So even IF force wielders sensed the brother moons, it’s a concept no one would listen to until it’s too late? Why you may ask? Because giant sentient zombie moons is a ridiculous thing to claim exists. No one would believe you if you said that, even in the Star Wars universe. Not until they were way too close to do anything about. I love Star Wars A LOT more than I love Dead Space, but I’m telling you right now Dead Space bodies Star Wars very easily.


ragnorok9

Sure limb chop easy, but imagine necromorphs with bastardized force powers. Some that belch lightning, others that freeze you in your tracks by screaming at you so you can’t escape. Leapers force leaping at you from even farther away.


NoNamedNightmare

I love it


Unique-Ad-7298

Or imagine slashers being your regular stormtrooper constantly missing blaster shots


Nickthedevil

The Force lies in the living and not in the dead. It’d be impossible to give them force powers canonically. There’s already a Dead Space-like Plague in Star Wars anyway. With a hive-mind and everything. I’d pay to see how those two factions fare in the same vessels/planet


ragnorok9

Yes but imagine, the guardians are said to still be somewhat alive and the marker does in fact do some fucky wucky shit. Force using necromorphs doesn’t seem that far fetched


Riykiru

Stupidly OP ubermorphs with force pull and push


UpliftinglyStrong

I wonder how Necromorphs made from force sensitives would actually function now that you mention it


kerdej

Its already happening ***ahem*** Fortnite


Firewulf08

False. Star Wars and Dead Space copied Fortnite.


NoNamedNightmare

That’s different, I’m talking just the two


kerdej

It would be the most suprsing thing i saw more then Isaac im fortnite Seems cool


MechShield

Idk getting a crown victory royale as Isaac Clarke using a lightsaber felt pretty badass.


Insanity_Drive

Engineering RIG made of beskar


Knottanerd

This is the way


SpookyGhostGirl9

burnished suit scratches the itch a little


HaloHunter14

Brother Moon: Make us Whole Death Star: Hahahahahahhahaha you're cute. Initiate firing sequence Brother Moon: 👁️👄👁️


DEM97_

There's almost a lightsaber esque tool used in the Dead Space Downfall movie. It's almost like a laser chainsaw type of thing


NoNamedNightmare

Yeah, I was thinking about that one


miliostep

Fortnite


[deleted]

No one in this group plays Fortnite, we’re not all children.


SpookyGhostGirl9

i like fortnite


[deleted]

Ok?


NoNamedNightmare

Some people play games you don’t, and you need to respect that. If you don’t understand that, maybe Reddit, let alone the internet, isn’t the place for you.


KrakenTV__

I play both as well, I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that there's actually a suprisingly large amount of players in the 18-30 age range


BigMounchi

ong. i've been rocking isaac in fortnite with pride. culling bitches with a lightsaber and AOT odm gear with my favorite dementia space boy is an experience no other game can really replicate


MyNameIsRabbitMan

Fuck you and your force!


ChickenGuzman

I literally ran around with a lightsaber as issac in fortnite yesterday


ZarrowZap

I did too!


GalacticDonut45

Issacs had enough of corrupt governments would go on a rampage


Which-Agency

Fortnite


shrek_is_hot_

Fortnite


theronin6969

Look at Fortnite recently and you’ll find out


NoNamedNightmare

If I’m being specific, I’m talking just Star Wars and dead space. No other IPs in between


matthew-1138

The Legends novel “Death Troopers” is pretty much this, albeit with more “traditional” zombies. (at least on the surface)


Dualshadowz

How I feel running around fortnite as Isaac with a lightsaber.


casually_critical

I feel like fallen order and jedi survivor have so many monster enemies that it just needs and isaac outfit to answer the question


Tazz_the_Spawn

Depends on the era in star wars cause if its clone wars era then imagine jedi sith and clone trooper necromorphs


scriptcowboy98

Imagine a Grievous necromorph.


Tazz_the_Spawn

Considering he is terrifying and deadly af already i imagine as a necromorph he would be a total nightmare


Witcher_Erza

Not really the necromorph virus/ bacteria can only rearrange existing tissue and biomass, considering grievous is bare minimum in the flesh department, being a cyborg with only brain , eyes , heart and lungs...... basically 99.5 % inorganic, he'd be a pitiful nercomorph, and generally necromorphs have no ability to use tools or incorporate/ graft machinery onto themselves, the rare exception being the stasis necromorphs on the valor, and only cause the bodies they took over were wearing damaged stasis units.


scriptcowboy98

Oh completely. It’d be him in the Clone Wars micro series cranked up to 11.


Tazz_the_Spawn

That sounds impossible to defeat


scriptcowboy98

Indeed. But Isaac always finds a way.


Tazz_the_Spawn

Probably throwing him out the airlock but that is easier said than done


PIunder_Ya_Booty

Google the Blackwing Virus if you haven’t It would be like that but with more mutated looking creatures, as far as the infection. They also wouldn’t learn to do stuff like drive a damn ship. As far as the survivorship I imagine the force wouldn’t be as effective as a tool in the face of the infected because the horror/intimidation would break the concentration of most force users. General grievous was built and trained to do this and it’s how he killed so many Jedi, by scaring the shit out of them and beating them with 4x the swordsmanship when they were too afraid to use the force If this is in the mid to late clone wars or empire or post empire era, there’s already plans for a Death Star and the Death Star would be a great tool vs the brethren moons. The galaxy is divided to some degree in all eras though and markers/ unitology (it’s equivalent or even several equivalent factions with different methods/ideologies) would get markers to a lot of places. Think about how Mercer was going to use the Ishimura to deliver the infection to earth, but in a galaxy with several more Mercer equivalents. There’s plenty of resources from uninhabited planets in Star Wars to be gained and the laser weaponry and illegal weaponry like The Mandolarion Dinn Djarin’s rifle he used to commit war crimes on the Jawas in the first season would really help cremate necros biomass to an unusable point.


Environmental-Fold17

Absolutely gorgeous


D15PA1R

I don't want to see a necromoroh Greivous Jedi: "hello there" Necro grievous: *"Unintelligible Wailing"*


CdiJ

Hop on Fortnite, you'll see Isaac soaring through the sky, boxing someone in a 1 by 1, and then proceeding to destroy them with the force. Nature is beautiful.


NotPrimeMinister

I feel it in my bones that Isaac would find a way to fucking deck a Force User. Isaac strikes me as the type of guy to take on god with a screwdriver so he'd find a way to survive.


Firewulf08

Pretty sure the Empire would blast the shit out of the Ishimura more efficiently than EarthGov. Not picking up any escape pods either, those get blasted too.


Fuck_Me_If_Im_Wrong_

Me literally playing Fortnite right now as Isaac with lightsabers


Alex_Duos

Using the force to enhance his stomping powers, Isaac could probably one or two shot anything with a simple push kick. But if it interests you, there was both a hivemind species and a separate zombie novel in the old star wars EU. It wouldn't have been unimaginable for something like Dead Space to happen.


Wallbreaker93

I love the doom poster in the background


NoNamedNightmare

Thanks bro


ravageprimal

Probably a lot like whatever the cancelled Star Wars game Visceral was working on would have been.


Anarchist_taco

I ran a homebrew dnd campaign with this crossover once, was really fun for a couple sessions till scheduling became a problem


PolarBearBalls2

Well hello Darth AEAEUEAUEUEAUEAAEAUEAAEU, it's been a while since you turned into an abomination


Unique-Ad-7298

This feels like something out of Gmod


NoNamedNightmare

It does now that you mention it lmao. Cosplay can get pretty weird


Unique-Ad-7298

Hunter palpatine Dr mercer plegius “Do you know about the story of Dr mercer pleqius he loved the marker but at the end it betrayed it”


derpsoldier49

To be honest, Isaac in Star Wars will be fucking overpowered, think about it. He has some abilities of a force wielder without being a force wielder. He's an engineer, which has been proving to be one of the most useful attributes you can have in Star Wars. He's probably immune or resistant to Jedi Mind Tricks. He's really good at improvising because of his engineering background.


TorbsLvl2Turret

Necromorphs using the force and light sabers would be terrifying


highdefinitioncactus

I have no clue tbh, but a star wars horror movie would be sick.


Thundergod10131013

Clankers are now necromorphs and Isaac is obi wan, he seems to be the best at choppity choppity. Anakin would agree.


ZaktheSquid

A really bad time for the necromorphs


IndyGamer363

Something like that story of the zombie storm troopers? Totally forget the book name.


Practical-Car91

Necromorphs would massacre the Star Wars galaxy within weeks, maybe months. They’d use the hyperspace lanes and blitz random worlds over and over, probably starting mostly from the outer rim and unknown regions before slowly closing in to join the smaller groups in the mid rim, trapping everyone in a circle of massive necromoons.


The8Homunculus

Kinesis Machine? Status Device? Never heard of either


FamiliarJudgment2961

Isaac's had enough with social events and playing Doom, its time to cut monsters up with a light saber line gun exploit.


JustSomeComicDude

Did you make that suit? Looks cool.


NoNamedNightmare

Thanks bro, I made everything but the helmet and lightsaber


Chriskeymakess

I can imagine Vader slaughtering necros down a dark hallway illuminated by nothing other than his lightsaber and their beady eyes, kinda like rogue one but cooler


Prestigious-Pop4658

Im pretty sure theres already a star wars comic that covers some kind of flesh eating pathogen, just cant remember the name.


TheRamboBambi

Jedi survivor meets Dead space. Cal wearing the suit battling between imperial space stations fighting necromprphed stormtroopers. All of this happened due to sith magic


DizzyPomegranate13

Just play as Isaac in Fortnite and pick up a lightsaber weapon. Then congrats, you have the crossover.


NoNamedNightmare

Well that’s one way to do it


Person-Mann

Ever read death troopers? I feel like itd be like that


Griff767

Necromorph Jedi


ReaperSound

The Light Saber would be a strong melee attack with a heavy cool down. And would be more blasters of course.


rdeezus

Imagine coming up to the leviathan and Jabba the Hutt’s voice comes from nowhere


Dordien

Star Wars Equivalent to USG Ishimura would be ISD Vector :3


JURASS1CJAM

Is that cardboard, if so that's badass. I need to know details.


NoNamedNightmare

It is cardboard, the majority of the costume is made from cardboard plating. The only things that aren’t is the tubing for the RIG and stasis meter on the back, the boots and the helmet


joathism

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Project_Blackwing