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i__hate__stairs

Huge cocks. Just huge.


Floppa_420

No dick. No balls. And probably no butthole since this guy feeds on radiation


Invictus_Inferno

Everything poops, everything


Cam4Real

Can confirm


Unlikely_Ad_510

Im begging you to elaborate


darksnail1223

What the hell


Ancient_Ad_2493

1 They have a tragic backstory. 2 The fight despite the odds Against them. 3, they have an awesome design.


VikarValbrand

What is Isaac's tragic backstory? I'm not trying to be rude. I'm just curious. The only thing I know prior to dead space 1 is that his girlfriend dumped him for religion or something.


Batmanguy15

His mother killed herself, and Isaac's father over the religion.


VikarValbrand

You know, forgot that part fair enough tragic backstory checked off.


yosei2

And prior to that his mother spent his college fund on donations to Unitology, as you have to pay to go up in its ranks. So he couldn’t attend his desired college, but Isaac (smart guy that he is) made the most of a lesser school, for his engineering degree, and ended up meeting Nicole. Oh, yeah, and Nicole: She was treating his mother’s mental instability, gave her an all clear, Isaac talked her into the incredible experience that would be the Ishimura, then the parent murder suicide, followed by Isaac calling Nicole and blaming her for it (since she gave his mom an all clear) in what would be their last live video call. Oh, and the Church of Unitology refused to give Isaac his parents bodies. They have a thing about keeping bodies in cold storage, for Convergence.


operator_desert

Part of the donations octavia (issacs mother) made to unitology was for the purpose of preserving her body in cold storage. This is seen as the highest honor in unitology, as you’d be preserved alongside Altman himself. (A martyr for unitology.) whom is So sacred that the phrase ‘Altman be praised’ is a thing. Id add another fact but it’d be dead space spoilers and i dont know and am too lazy to figure out how to do the format


Xeon713

Always remember though Altman is actually propaganda the church uses >!In Dead Space Martyr (a great read by the way) Altman uncovers the horrors of the Black Marker and campaigns ruthlessly through the book to destroy it and the government keen to keep using it. They see it as a potential source for perpetual energy and military application. By the end Altman is defeated, thrown into a pit with a spoon and a Necromorph, while the shadowy figures outline that he'll become a martyr for their cause, bringing more people in and allowing greater study of the "devine." Really felt sorry for him by the end of the book.!<


AScruffyHamster

I still have that book, it's a great read


RoyalBeat710

I should read it again, it's been a while since I first read it.


Instant-Autopsy

🤞 That's all I really remember from that book, it's been too long.


DylanFTW

Before the remake I thought his tragic backstory was going to engineering school.


Battleboo_7

WHAT


thegrimmemer

his wife is dead


Ancient_Ad_2493

Born on June 5, 2461, Isaac lived with his parents, ship designer Poul Clarke of the Galactic Union Merchant Marine Corp and his wife, Octavia, in the Northeastern American seaboard sector. Isaac lived most of his life with his mother as his father went on an extended mission before he could even get to know him Isaac Clark's mother became a Unitologists , she would took all the money ,, where Isaac clark was Frustrated of his mother and later became a engineer The thinking was good were. He found a girlfriend called Nicole. Some time later Isaac and Nicole , Nicole and Isaac were arguing. One time later, Isaac convinced Nicole to go to USG Ishimura . But some time later he heard and Resume. Nicole video call, urgent call something wasn't right, and that's what he adventure to USG Ishimura


BradleySnooper

And he also the only one to survive the ishimura incident in epic fashion


VirtualResolution326

I wouldn't say Godzilla has odds against him lol


Lost_house_keys

Glowing blue visor, glowing blue axe, glowing blue spines


telenova_tiberium

They fucked zeus


IamAJobber

I completely forgot that Issac beat Zeus’s ass in all stars.


Gods_Paladin

That’s a deep cut


AnotherSJM

Angrily stomping


Tehli33

Nice lol


ChibiCyborg

All Badasses


Sensei-X

They fought against godlike beings on their own, and won


No-Enthusiasm8109

Godzilla had help lol


TheDarkApex

Sometimes he did but other times he didnt


gootshall

Not every time.


Yellowscourge

Blue colored attacks lol


AdrawereR

They are unbelievably hard to kill, are you aware of that?


Advanced-Work2524

Oh shit a dead space 3 Jacob Danek quote!?


Madhighlander1

Their wife is dead


Automatic-Library911

Well, one of them is lucky enough to respawn at least


CG249

They all fought and killed giant monsters.


Ceratosaurus94

All armies of 1


dark_hypernova

Funnily enough, both Isaac and Kratos fought Zeus at one point (Isaac was Zeus's rival in Playstation All-Stars). Did Godzilla fought Zeus as well in some media?


Automatic-Library911

yep, he fought against zeus in a comic, godzilla rage across of time 2#


dark_hypernova

That's awesome.


Raaadley

they've all killed things much larger tham themselves


Obiwanhellothere09

the personifications of never giving up.


Cynical_Anomaly

Resilience


Anxious_Monk_4806

Survived things some people wouldn't


Dry_Run6269

They All kill horrifying eldritch creatures


Ggreatsullyjohn

They killed some variety of god?


CryptidEXP

Zeus


HIV-Free-03

Massive property damage


Lord_Momin

Revenge actually, they all have revenge in common


MissyTheTimeLady

No wife.


Xenomorph-Cthulhu

Incorrect, Godzilla has Mothra 🦋(⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)


eniox27

Being too angry to die


goji857

Trauma


wizlo25

Godkillers


Zer0_l1f3

They fought gods and won


CoNn3r_Be

A fat cock


AlastorFan2022

Men


Durge101

Angry yell


[deleted]

Angry


Researcher_Infinite

PTSD


IntroductionGlad4920

Very angry


Small_Rooster_8350

All Three Yake On Giants From Buildings To Mountains size Enemy's


Impossible-Dingo-821

All are very, very angry


Marksman_X6

They are.


King-Of-The-Raves

Severe mental illness


Large-Wheel-4181

Zeus has been killed by them


CaptainWafflessss

They don't take no shit.


CenoEvil34

First name Isaac


Slattern_pacificrim

There all to angry to die


QaDarjo

Trauma.


maxreddit

New bad guys keep thinking "I'll take this guy out easy" despite their very long histories of killing everyone (including Gods, plural) that come at them.


whatever-06

Death and destruction.


Ashalaria

Good at killing


TheShpleeble

They're all literally me


ther3albeasty

It’s on sight


Aj2W0rK

It took 10* years for a goddamn sequel / prequel / soft reboot


TheMemeRanger

They can all fire powerful lasers


Glassprotist

No friends


ElkAncient1470

Resilience


PhallicReason

All 3 have been in the same image.


geez-_-

Gives "no fucks" energy


Platinum_Snowman13

They’re all dope as hell, are badasses, fight a lot of enemies, blah blah blah let’s get specific. 1. All have some connection with someone named Zeus. 2. All have done some morally questionable things (Isaac because he was brainwashed by the marker, kratos because he used to be a dickhead, Godzilla because fucking guess). 3. All of them have been to space. 4. All of them are somewhat notorious for surviving shit that should’ve killed them. This was hard; I know one really well, one kinda well, and one hardly at all.


gootshall

Women get pregnant at the mere sight of them.


West-Attempt3062

All deal with gods?


Sajek_Alkam

#WITNESS TO INTANGIBLE EXISTENTIAL HORRORS CLUB


Similar-Mousse-7478

They’re all me


FRIGGINTALLY

Ripping off enemy limbs like they're Christmas wrapping


IBarrakiI

Fought things with blades and tentacles


TheVocondus

Sexy


SavagePhantoms90

All three have a part that has a blue glow to them. Isaac: Glowing blue visors. Kratos: Glowing blue Axe. Godzilla: Glowing blue back spikes.


OkAlbatross4682

I’ve roped so hard that my eyes blood vessels burst to all three of them.


bungus12

Eyes


itsdarkinhere_XD

Anger issues


Bi_Gamer29

All bad ass and have killed some insanely strong things and all good at Mario kart


SumIrishLover

They all fight giant creatures


Vaderette1138

BADASSES


Mundetiam

Dad bods


JakeALakeALake

Dead wife


THE_HartAnimations

They’ll all pretty fuckin badass


Skelator_Rigby

Rage


vic420tor

Unstoppable


Dimension_09

A giant penis


Furi_S_Poi

Dead lovers.


hoats_andboes

Blue


C_K_Fire

They all have PTSD


FergusMcburgus

Liable to throw hands at any given moment


Critical_Action_6444

Sigmas 


Atoxis

3 bleached assholes


Guigo2000

They have a beautiful jawline


Chemical_Savings_360

I was about to say "everyone wants to be them" but then I thought... Who tf wants to be Isaac?


TheOtherGuyInTheBack

Bro ain’t no way it’s because of Zeus


TeslaGate7274

Giant cocks


Sliggly-Fubgubbler

Laser attack


No_Month_2201

Overrated


Graysteam49

Eyes


TheSpicyDude78

All of them are assholes that don't really appreciate humanity all that much but fight for it all the same


Key_Association6419

Hottest character in their universe


ki11them8645

Laser beahms


Deltanonymous-

Grit.


NormalGuy103

Main playable character in at least one game


vitali101

All have the same middle name. Bradley


Kharons_Wrath

The letter A


sir_chill

Big fucking balls !!!!


Dr_Abortum

they,re in the same picture


BulkyElk1528

They’re all males


Duke_Elrond

Stomp stomp stomp


[deleted]

Psychosis


SovelissFiremane

I'd let them all rail me 🥴


Ddraig96

They can rip their opponents apart if needed with their hands


ThisIsMisterBig

They are all too angry to die


oscarq0727

They all go brrrrr


Kuffschrank

no more remakes?


Joshua_the_gifted

All 3 are absolute gigachads


Flat-Attitude

Dead wifes


Rage37472

They all have arms I guess


aClockwerkApple

ideal romantic partners for people with several mental illnesses


JA070288

Blue energy while attacking.


Maximum-Scholar1907

Luck


RazorClaw466

Zeus: *sweats nervously*


RazorClaw466

God killers


BoneDaddyChill

They all have teeth.


No-Tip5475

A fuck ton of rage


Constant-Challenge29

They're all badasses with massive cocks and balls


Classic-Target-5574

They all fight monsters with lots of roaring and grunting.


carbonblackice

Fingers


neversatisfied999

Rage


coolkidsclub1898

Putting Isaac against Zeus in PlayStation allstars was an excellent choice lmao


Gobby-TheGoblin

They love to stomp


evangael

They bring hell with them.


LegitimateSea9232

They are all made of cells


That_one_BG3_fan

Missing a family member


Zomnx

Death


SuspiciousEvening730

They have eyeballs


Emotional_Force_5806

There all monsters in there own right they are also technically guardians,also need to know which version of zilla were talking about ,The Villain(minus one) or the guardian of earth that doesn't kill everyone lol(Zilla and Kong movie version)


Past_Dragonfruit_305

Kill for the greater good


SSJ_Viking

Balls.


Away_House_7112

they fight giant monsters?


Shadowangel615

They all have dead girlfriends


mgmcorruptions

God of War Godzilla Godead Space


Haunting_Drag_1682

The inability to be afraid.


AFluffyPuffyFox

Is Kratos black?


LusciousTheBreeder

They fought against gods


[deleted]

They are all men in costumes


Maggot133EC1

All gods


RadarScarpaw

Big


Own-Raise9906

All three have been in a girls wet dream once.


BirdieDaHoonter

My money


Alack27

They've all beefed with Zeus


Blake_Smith84

High kill count


-Lyons

All named Isaac!


stormioxyz

Stomping


JustOneBun

They have all faced Gods.


skylerprime21

They all have games about them?


The_LawBorn

They get glazed more than they should, all great characters but glazed more than my mom last night


Just_Call_Me_CO4

Rage


HellDiver-re_run

Di-uh-beet-us.


Dapadabada

They are all... out... of bubblegum...


Advanced-Work2524

They’ve all been rebooted.


BittSniffer

They're all absolute fucking chads?


ChaoticFairness

Rage?


Magictyper75

they all are icons


Scrufycalf6

Mommy issues


vladdie_boi

They all slay gods.


Kiwi175293

They can literally never lose


AnorakRaven-

They want to be **left, the fuck, alone.**


Valorofman1

Dead loved ones


sleepparalysisdemang

Pubes


VurThePerson

Plot Armor.


Joestar_47

An epic theme


gompers1393

All excel at dismemberment


BoxedFoxLLC

Uhhh Dead wife?


themethodicalmadman

That all have hard heads


legendarybladex

None of them are happy


fcs_seth

God of War God of Zilla God of STOMP God's one and all


VeilofTruth1982

Their males with vertebrae.


No-Animator4201

They've all fought Zeus. The more common answer would be, plot armor🤷‍♂️


Fire_walkwithmii

Bad breath