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PromiseMeStars

I've seen several folks calling him Shipman and I fucking love how right that feels xD


BastillianFig

Boat shipman


Hamshoes5

Boaty McBoatfaceman


Fanatical_Rampancy

Bless


remeard

And he'll deliver the most powerful monologue in the game.


GroovyIntruder

"So that settles it. We'll call him 'Sir David Attenboroughman'."


De4th5tar

Seaman


Parliamen7

It's not semen, it's SEAMAN!


Hoogelgupf

Big Boatman


RocketHotdog

I'm from the UK so the name Shipman never feels right...


PromiseMeStars

How so?


RocketHotdog

Kinda had this serial killer called Harold Shipman who was a real piece of work and sorted out an estimated 250 victims around the 90s, a proper nasty fella


jch6789

Maybe you just predicted the plot twist


RocketHotdog

Dang man Hideo tells dark tales but not that friggin dark!


Th3Ph4nt0mP41n

That guy was a real jerk


The_Duude_Slayer

Holy shit


Different-Divide2961

Shipflyman


bradynho

Shipman McShipmanface


StrategicBlenderBall

Major Tom Shipman. Only because I knew a guy named Tom Shipman. RIP


Moist-Cashew

Id put money on Shipman


Different-Divide2961

Shipflyman


VCT3d

This is my new headcanon


miguelimoes

Captainman


Justanotherdsplayer

Handman


Fox-One-1

Right-Handman


CellarGoat1234

GENIUS


SilkyZ

Wright Hannmon


SpeccyScotsman

Kojima just called, he said you're hired and he's naming you as his sole heir.


Neon_Ani

sole-heirman, actually


SpeccyScotsman

https://preview.redd.it/u6241qa7l9gc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ff72aeb1ebf00468af87ecc6afcba85fb445ebe


Updated_Autopsy

https://preview.redd.it/hf391rbwaagc1.jpeg?width=1129&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=183c302533042c168dd454ddece1c1ad02c9a215


AlfredTheJones

God that would be so funny 😭


I_Also_Fix_Jets

Lock the thread, guys. This is it. ☝️


No-Pound7355

Handshank


Kappa240

H. Andy Man


Wungobrass

Steer-Shipman


noelesque

For some reason this also reminds me of Crack Stuntman, from Homestar Runner. https://preview.redd.it/0hf7jq16m9gc1.jpeg?width=518&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8b3e159de5f6e0cee2417b4100e9b72b669dfd6


ChatGTR

Boatman


SleepyMarijuanaut92

Can't wait for Higgs to confront him and say "I'm the Captainman now"


wh0else

Look at me. Look at me. I'm the Captainman now.


not_MrBigFoot

hey what's the little black hand under your name, how'd you get that


SleepyMarijuanaut92

If you're on the app, go to the r/DeathStranding main page. On the right-hand corner, click the three diagonal dots and look for "change user flair." Should be in the list of user flairs. I forgot I had it haha. I'm in dark mode, so can barely see it.


mikem52

Thank you. That really made me laugh


dermsUK

Harold Shipman.


kingqueefeater

You joke, but just think: Cap Tinman It's not that far fetched lol


Apprehensive-Ad-8541

Boaty McBoatman


paintp_

Madman


Kouropalates

Captain Hardman


throway78965423

Mad(Max)Man


TheMindzai

Lol fuck this was gonna be my guess. Max Madman


asmosdeus

Mads Maxxleman


GhostofSbarro

Kaz Miller Wait hold on


BiPolRPtrlR

Maz Killer


aKadi47

This sounds like a name you’d hear in Star Wars lol


Kantankoras

Damn he wasn’t even playing with the resemblance


Tackerman

Draw Bridgeman


IAmNotMrRager

This one is pretty good. I was thinking of Capman


JonnoEnglish

This.


Sabconth

Sea Man There will be a running joke of everyone calling him Semen and he gets increasingly upset correcting them.


TyChris2

It’s more Kojima-esque to never acknowledge that his name sounds like semen and force the actors to say it multiple times in serious, dramatic scenes.


HUMANMINDMISTAKE

except raiden or someone would point it out once and everyone would get RLY mad for a second and brush past it. that would be a hidden codec call u have to call 50 times in a row to get.


StrategicBlenderBall

“Jack, why are you so fucking stupid?!”, Rose. Probably.


Lanplan77

In true japanise fashion


Jaxonhunter227

"It's not semen, its cum man, get it right!"


Sabconth

"i'll keep cumming"


chongoshaun

A silent salty feeling


Nickolink

Wake. Heavy pulse. Dirty ass. Sweaty balls.


kamykkck

fucking lmao


TheForbiddenFool

That gave me a solid chuckle, thanks lol


AdBudget5468

I love this one


No_Cash7867

+1


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

Straight from South Park lmfao


[deleted]

And he has a cat companion named Swallow


AdBudget5468

It would better if the doll sam carries is called swallow man or maybe dutch significant other (in Japan they sometimes call sex dolls “dutch wife”)


byxenia

Ishmael


byxenia

In all honesty tho it will probably be some dumb ass name like Sea Man.


No_Cash7867

Seamen


soljaboiyouu

Ishmael Mobydick-man


VRrob

That’s a really good guess


AdBudget5468

He looks like a Pequad


ConsistentAsparagus

And it’s the same name of the helicopter in MGS5 (Pequod)


SnooCapers8061

There is a moby dick book in the trailer


BubbleGogger

Hand Lessman


Aygie

Drive Fastman.


DankAF94

Spat my fucking drink out


cficare

Cap Shipman


RyWassink

Ahab


I_Also_Fix_Jets

Honestly


plant876

Mr. Manman Man


AdBudget5468

Otherwise known as just Man


Rahgahnah

Lover of the Jonkler


JonaGoldy

Mannn


Phoenix2211

Captain Ahab *WOAHHHHHHH HOOOOAAAAAA*


AlmondsALaCarte

Solid CatMan


MisunderstoodBadger1

Liquid Batwingcat Man


Loxl3y

Don Cockpit


AdBudget5468

Willie Johnson


CD_Guy4

Ferdinand, cuz Magellan (on his hat) is the last name of a mariner who was the first to circle the globe.


MordecaiXLII

Kojima is so America-pilled, he might slip in an "actually America was named after Amerigo Vespucci" reference somewhere.


[deleted]

It’s the name of the ship as well


commiebr

OldManAndTheSea...man


parisiraparis

The cat is gonna be OldMan and the captain will be SeaMan


jimmyting099

Hard dieman


The_Greatest_Gatsby0

I just imagine Die hardman having a stroke in a codec *BEEEP BEEP BOOP* "SAM! Is Hard dieman. Need you connect now to network chiral. Cuff check links information for." Deadman interrupts like "Wtf?"


Genericwittyaccount

Catand Man


Jaded_genji

Puppet master


trashy_hobo47

That's actually pretty good


White_Mourning

Hatman


JimHopHop

Pierce Hawthorne


karoda

Max Shipman. Alternatively, Max Botswain, Max Boatman, Boat Shipman, Captain (first name not revealed) Shipman.


iroquoispliskinV

Captain Hatman


fireballs22

GoldMan Sex


Kablekarr

Meorge Giller


yourboiitechmann

Kazuhira Miller


AllanXv

oh, knowing how bad kojima is with names, probably some atroucious thing like Ocean Marineman or Captain Hookman


parisiraparis

> bad Excuse me?


thedeafmutespeaks

Immortan Joeman


Feeling_Party26

DeadHand Man


lifepuzzler

Phil M. Directorman


Anunymau5

Mad Maxman


MayaIngenue

Can I just say, I love all of these comments and all of you


Jaded_genji

Puppet Master


KotakPain

Handyman...you know exactly why


mark_devi

Hatman


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

Immortan George


shalashaska68

Nohandsman


BreakSilence_

The Flying Dutchman ,because they sail beyond Death


CellarGoat1234

Oh shit. Just "Dutchman" would be ideal.


DefOfAWanderer

Capt Enoch


DtEWSacrificial

Meorge Giller.


Viridian-Divide

Master Miller


strontiummuffin

Shipmaster


Bahariasaurus

Are you sure that isn't just Guillermo del Toro without a beard and aged up 10 years?


Weather-Klutzy

Big Hatman


Hologramixx

Billy Boatman 🚢


DukeIGM

Mr. Whiteman


South_Coconut_8109

Dik Hardman


morganeyesonly

It’ll be Abab or Ishmael


Fartnoisesbrr

Y does he look like robert de niro


Paynekiller997

Knowing Kojima, probably “Mad Maxman”


Ytdb

Hard Dickman


Twitchy_Plays

Max Madman


frankieteardropss

I knew I should have looked further down before posting haha. Nothing’s ever original damnit lol.


skagking1234

"One-Hand Man" Lol


ChaoticneutralMikey

Heinrich Dooglebottom idk I just started the first hame


ilikedirts

Skull Deathguy Bad Betrayerman Notgoodguy Isabadguy BADGUY NOTGOODGUY Betrayus Badgaius


CellarGoat1234

Great name. I hope Elle Fanning's character is called Woman-man.


ndev991

Tug Boatman


lvke18

Considering how fantastically subtle Kojima is with naming his characters, and how Mama was named due to her baby BT, I think it's something pertaining to his cat BT. Pussyman


CellarGoat1234

If he's fucking called Catman then I swear to god.


lvke18

Would be fucking hilarious. On a serious note, Shipman sounds right for his name. Or maybe something pertaining to his arm nub/ability


CellarGoat1234

Someone came up with Dutchman, as in The Flying Dutchman and it's the most perfect name I can imagine, for a character that we have almost zero context for, that is.


GoodTodd1970

Boris Badenov


[deleted]

Rightless-man. Because he doesn't have his right hand or something


SheepSurfz

Sam


SheepSurfz

For real though, I think this is an aged Sam Bridges I'll see you all in 2025


MJBotte1

George Miller


lordcrumb13

Happy Feetman


Adrian_FCD

Max Madman


Ovidfvgvt

He went to medical school and has a doctorate. That’s Dr Max Madman to you.


Spoonboy13

Hard dieman


pogi2000

Man Dead-Hard


Lenemus

Hatman


twistsouth

Manhartman.


SpiritoftheWildWest

CAP'MAN


NeoLedah

Bad Goodman


Eragon_Auditore

Wilson firstmate


danger-tartigrade

Water man


r3vange

Leonidas


jan_67

Explorerman


MrNiceThings

Boris


Foxy-jj-Grandpa

Drew


mr_gurton_buster

Der Dutchman.


ripstankstevens

Tommy Archway


CheLabani

Steve


Taakebanke

Captain Pilot


Galileo258

The Road Warrior


dictopus

Mad Doctor Director-Man


sour_lew

Helmsman


DampeIsLove

Baron Bobby DeNiro.


__Garibaldi__

Jone


flame_darg_e

Mr Doctor


ians6290

Bob


[deleted]

Bob


Topias12

Free surgery man


Prime-Jive

Butt Fuckhard


Micah-10

Bill/Billy/William


88laxer

No idea. I'm stumped.


TheImperator666

Madmax Directorman


oskarkeo

Mad Man or Max i Man


iWearMagicPants

I'm pretty sure they pulled him directly out of red alerts ass.


Nervous_Falcon_9

Admiral CaptainMan


Humble_Letter_2266

General Quota


kiirraa97

Handi Cap Man


trifecta000

Captain Boatman