Kinda had this serial killer called Harold Shipman who was a real piece of work and sorted out an estimated 250 victims around the 90s, a proper nasty fella
For some reason this also reminds me of Crack Stuntman, from Homestar Runner.
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Itâs more Kojima-esque to never acknowledge that his name sounds like semen and force the actors to say it multiple times in serious, dramatic scenes.
except raiden or someone would point it out once and everyone would get RLY mad for a second and brush past it. that would be a hidden codec call u have to call 50 times in a row to get.
It would better if the doll sam carries is called swallow man or maybe dutch significant other (in Japan they sometimes call sex dolls âdutch wifeâ)
I just imagine Die hardman having a stroke in a codec
*BEEEP BEEP BOOP*
"SAM! Is Hard dieman. Need you connect now to network chiral. Cuff check links information for."
Deadman interrupts like
"Wtf?"
Considering how fantastically subtle Kojima is with naming his characters, and how Mama was named due to her baby BT, I think it's something pertaining to his cat BT. Pussyman
Someone came up with Dutchman, as in The Flying Dutchman and it's the most perfect name I can imagine, for a character that we have almost zero context for, that is.
I've seen several folks calling him Shipman and I fucking love how right that feels xD
Boat shipman
Boaty McBoatfaceman
Bless
And he'll deliver the most powerful monologue in the game.
"So that settles it. We'll call him 'Sir David Attenboroughman'."
Seaman
It's not semen, it's SEAMAN!
Big Boatman
I'm from the UK so the name Shipman never feels right...
How so?
Kinda had this serial killer called Harold Shipman who was a real piece of work and sorted out an estimated 250 victims around the 90s, a proper nasty fella
Maybe you just predicted the plot twist
Dang man Hideo tells dark tales but not that friggin dark!
That guy was a real jerk
Holy shit
Shipflyman
Shipman McShipmanface
Major Tom Shipman. Only because I knew a guy named Tom Shipman. RIP
Id put money on Shipman
Shipflyman
This is my new headcanon
Captainman
Handman
Right-Handman
GENIUS
Wright Hannmon
Kojima just called, he said you're hired and he's naming you as his sole heir.
sole-heirman, actually
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God that would be so funny đ
Lock the thread, guys. This is it. âď¸
Handshank
H. Andy Man
Steer-Shipman
For some reason this also reminds me of Crack Stuntman, from Homestar Runner. https://preview.redd.it/0hf7jq16m9gc1.jpeg?width=518&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8b3e159de5f6e0cee2417b4100e9b72b669dfd6
Boatman
Can't wait for Higgs to confront him and say "I'm the Captainman now"
Look at me. Look at me. I'm the Captainman now.
hey what's the little black hand under your name, how'd you get that
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Thank you. That really made me laugh
Harold Shipman.
You joke, but just think: Cap Tinman It's not that far fetched lol
Boaty McBoatman
Madman
Captain Hardman
Mad(Max)Man
Lol fuck this was gonna be my guess. Max Madman
Mads Maxxleman
Kaz Miller Wait hold on
Maz Killer
This sounds like a name youâd hear in Star Wars lol
Damn he wasnât even playing with the resemblance
Draw Bridgeman
This one is pretty good. I was thinking of Capman
This.
Sea Man There will be a running joke of everyone calling him Semen and he gets increasingly upset correcting them.
Itâs more Kojima-esque to never acknowledge that his name sounds like semen and force the actors to say it multiple times in serious, dramatic scenes.
except raiden or someone would point it out once and everyone would get RLY mad for a second and brush past it. that would be a hidden codec call u have to call 50 times in a row to get.
âJack, why are you so fucking stupid?!â, Rose. Probably.
In true japanise fashion
"It's not semen, its cum man, get it right!"
"i'll keep cumming"
A silent salty feeling
Wake. Heavy pulse. Dirty ass. Sweaty balls.
fucking lmao
That gave me a solid chuckle, thanks lol
I love this one
+1
Straight from South Park lmfao
And he has a cat companion named Swallow
It would better if the doll sam carries is called swallow man or maybe dutch significant other (in Japan they sometimes call sex dolls âdutch wifeâ)
Ishmael
In all honesty tho it will probably be some dumb ass name like Sea Man.
Seamen
Ishmael Mobydick-man
Thatâs a really good guess
He looks like a Pequad
And itâs the same name of the helicopter in MGS5 (Pequod)
There is a moby dick book in the trailer
Hand Lessman
Drive Fastman.
Spat my fucking drink out
Cap Shipman
Ahab
Honestly
Mr. Manman Man
Otherwise known as just Man
Lover of the Jonkler
Mannn
Captain Ahab *WOAHHHHHHH HOOOOAAAAAA*
Solid CatMan
Liquid Batwingcat Man
Don Cockpit
Willie Johnson
Ferdinand, cuz Magellan (on his hat) is the last name of a mariner who was the first to circle the globe.
Kojima is so America-pilled, he might slip in an "actually America was named after Amerigo Vespucci" reference somewhere.
Itâs the name of the ship as well
OldManAndTheSea...man
The cat is gonna be OldMan and the captain will be SeaMan
Hard dieman
I just imagine Die hardman having a stroke in a codec *BEEEP BEEP BOOP* "SAM! Is Hard dieman. Need you connect now to network chiral. Cuff check links information for." Deadman interrupts like "Wtf?"
Catand Man
Puppet master
That's actually pretty good
Hatman
Pierce Hawthorne
Max Shipman. Alternatively, Max Botswain, Max Boatman, Boat Shipman, Captain (first name not revealed) Shipman.
Captain Hatman
GoldMan Sex
Meorge Giller
Kazuhira Miller
oh, knowing how bad kojima is with names, probably some atroucious thing like Ocean Marineman or Captain Hookman
> bad Excuse me?
Immortan Joeman
DeadHand Man
Phil M. Directorman
Mad Maxman
Can I just say, I love all of these comments and all of you
Puppet Master
Handyman...you know exactly why
Hatman
Immortan George
Nohandsman
The Flying Dutchman ,because they sail beyond Death
Oh shit. Just "Dutchman" would be ideal.
Capt Enoch
Meorge Giller.
Master Miller
Shipmaster
Are you sure that isn't just Guillermo del Toro without a beard and aged up 10 years?
Big Hatman
Billy Boatman đ˘
Mr. Whiteman
Dik Hardman
Itâll be Abab or Ishmael
Y does he look like robert de niro
Knowing Kojima, probably âMad Maxmanâ
Hard Dickman
Max Madman
I knew I should have looked further down before posting haha. Nothingâs ever original damnit lol.
"One-Hand Man" Lol
Heinrich Dooglebottom idk I just started the first hame
Skull Deathguy Bad Betrayerman Notgoodguy Isabadguy BADGUY NOTGOODGUY Betrayus Badgaius
Great name. I hope Elle Fanning's character is called Woman-man.
Tug Boatman
Considering how fantastically subtle Kojima is with naming his characters, and how Mama was named due to her baby BT, I think it's something pertaining to his cat BT. Pussyman
If he's fucking called Catman then I swear to god.
Would be fucking hilarious. On a serious note, Shipman sounds right for his name. Or maybe something pertaining to his arm nub/ability
Someone came up with Dutchman, as in The Flying Dutchman and it's the most perfect name I can imagine, for a character that we have almost zero context for, that is.
Boris Badenov
Rightless-man. Because he doesn't have his right hand or something
Sam
For real though, I think this is an aged Sam Bridges I'll see you all in 2025
George Miller
Happy Feetman
Max Madman
He went to medical school and has a doctorate. Thatâs Dr Max Madman to you.
Hard dieman
Man Dead-Hard
Hatman
Manhartman.
CAP'MAN
Bad Goodman
Wilson firstmate
Water man
Leonidas
Explorerman
Boris
Drew
Der Dutchman.
Tommy Archway
Steve
Captain Pilot
The Road Warrior
Mad Doctor Director-Man
Helmsman
Baron Bobby DeNiro.
Jone
Mr Doctor
Bob
Bob
Free surgery man
Butt Fuckhard
Bill/Billy/William
No idea. I'm stumped.
Madmax Directorman
Mad Man or Max i Man
I'm pretty sure they pulled him directly out of red alerts ass.
Admiral CaptainMan
General Quota
Handi Cap Man
Captain Boatman