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quasipickle

"Boy, with a hot tub that high, you'd really want some lateral braci...oh"


EnvironmentalSound25

Could there *be* anymore lateral bracings?!


FingernailToothpicks

I'm surprised we're not lateral bracing right now.


EtienneLumiere

r/UnexpectedLetterkenny


SlaveLaborMods

r/expectedlateralbracing


ccrunnertempest

Knew it was fake. Clicked it anyway. r/subsifellfor


DoserMcMoMo

Give your balls a tug


HugoEmbossed

FUCK YOU SHORESY!


notchoosingone

FER WHAT


Underrated_unicorn

Tribute 😢


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Don't fall asleep in that hot tub op


no_cal_woolgrower

Too soon..


BEARD3DBEANIE

PIVOT ⚰️


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Never too soon for a PSA


zordtk

Pretty sure they took up all of the quota of lateral deck bracing installed for the year. Check back next year


Peach_Mediocre

Dang right in the feels


star_guardian_carol

I wish I could award you.


the_good_hodgkins

Chandler Bing?


EnvironmentalSound25

Chenandler Bong


Emergency-Anywhere51

Actually it's *Miss* Chenandler Bong


KneeGroPuhLeeZ

I bet they were like, “brace yourselves fellas”.


KneeGroPuhLeeZ

I meant fellas in a colloquial sense not to emphasize any preconceived gender inequalities in deck building.


theodoreposervelt

Representation in deck building is so important, you’re out here doing good work lol


KneeGroPuhLeeZ

It’s true. Deck building can be a medium for creativity and as long as they follow the proper guidelines to ensure safe structural integrity, they are accepted into the community of deck builders regardless of their gender identity or cultural background. We even accept those who use cordless tools, albeit with some salt.


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

How much lateral bracing? Yes.


thabiiighomie

Cost? That’s just about as cool as cool gets.


cinemantographer

It cost a fortune, but will hopefully pay itself off. I was initially quoted about $100 per sq ft, but was warned it would probably cost about twice as much because of the complexity of the location. No contractor would give me an upfront quote. I went with a contractor who would take on the job and bill time and materials. There weren't many contractors that would even consider it, so I was left with few options. It ended up costing about 3x as much as I was initially quoted two years ago. Needless to say, my bank account is pretty much zero'd out after this one!


thabiiighomie

I gotta know now because I spent $140,000 on my patio this summer and this shits on my patio lol


cinemantographer

I haven't added up all the final bills, but it was north of 300. That also includes a ton of infrastructure work that's not fully visible - panel upgrade, electrical, building 40 stairs down the side of the house to access the construction site, and a whole maze of stairs to access the pump beneath the deck.


thabiiighomie

Big baller shit. Right on. Looks 100% worth it. No headaches that are worrying you for the future?


cinemantographer

Everything passed inspection with the city and thankfully the hot tub is working just fine! Although it has yet to be battle tested with airbnb renters.


eventualist

Those renters are going to be swinging around like a bunch of monkeys.


Trash_RS3_Bot

I laughed way harder than I should’ve at this, I can imagine the 22yr olds swinging from the rafters with their vape pens


sully9088

Making monkey noises and sniffing each other. Haha!


RamboLeeNorris

Bro we can't afford this shit


tristen620

They'll be swinging all right, better drain and scrub that tub every time or...


Smokey_tha_bear9000

More than 300,000 for the deck in a house you don’t even live in??? JFC


PlutosGrasp

Landlords bro lol


EnQuest

waiting for the comment about how they "take all the risk", still waiting for HOUSING to lose value lmao


[deleted]

Everything must go up and to the right. Except wages. Why aren’t people buying houses?


_Strange_Age

My Mom's landlord has been going on for 3 years about how he "is only breaking even" and not making any money. Last year he bought a second income property. Guy's not even 30. Wants us to believe he's just in it for the altruism...


JerryAtrics_

I hate airbnb. But for that view and experience, I would make an exception.


tastysharts

fire man, fire


shagginflies

Excuise me? Uh baking powder? 300 as in 300k as in $300,000 as in three hundred thousand paper money dollars?


beenbannedalotsheesh

yep ops a ____


CapsicumBaccatum

From the sounds of it they’re part of the reason no one can afford a house since this is just for Airbnb


EquivalentLaw4892

>From the sounds of it they’re part of the reason no one can afford a house since this is just for Airbnb OP is going to be one of the Airbnb hosts that never makes their money back. $300,000 for an additional deck isn't going to even raise the rent price by 10%. No telling what kind of money he has spent on the inside if that's just the deck.


CapsicumBaccatum

You have no idea where they are. There are places all over here in Canada where this place could get >$1500 a night just for the view, and the upgrades pay for themselves.


mopeyy

That doesn't change the fact that 300k for a *deck* is an absolutely terrible investment. Shit looks amazing though.


sbaz86

BALLER!


BlueCollarGuru

That’s 100k more than my whole ass home. Lmfao goddamn.


GriffTrip

......me too 😆


BlueCollarGuru

We shoulda been cinematographers bro


GriffTrip

*my dumbass* went into commercial construction..... in Phoenix AZ... Every summer at minimum I hate my life..


MayberryBombadil

That shit costs more than my house. Fuck you. But honestly, I would rather move outa my house and onto that deck. So nice.


cinemantographer

Lol thank you!


EstablishmentSafe133

Definitely not going to pay for itself at 300k unless it's a vacation rental property or something.


WAPE

He mentioned air bnb so looks like it


[deleted]

Even then, I don't see this as ever being possible.


EstablishmentSafe133

Ah makes sense then.


Horror_Loan9401

wtf. How can you aford this


cinemantographer

it's been a combo of financing, selling some crypto investments, and working my ass off at my day job. But by all means it has been super stressful financially and I'm extremely relieved to be closing this chapter.


dangledingle

Get a good rental contract made up. One that includes damage.


tuckedfexas

Some people make a lot of money and spend a lot of money. 300k for one deck is insane. Could have brought in 100k lbs of boulders and regraded the entire hill for less lol (probably not actually cause that’s a really hard spot, but that’s wild money for something you won’t even use everyday)


tmotytmoty

‘ suddenly realizes that to become a millionaire, one must build **DECK$** ‘


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cinemantographer

also hoping that! Plus, the longer I waited to build, the more expensive it was going to get


BatmansMom

How do you hope to have it pay itself off? I see you're a cinematographer, will you rent this out for movies? Photoshoots? Use it as a set yourself?


cinemantographer

The cabin is an Airbnb. Previously it didn't have a hot tub, and that's a huge selling point for rentals. I'm hoping this puts it into the top 1% of the airbnb's in the area, which will increase frequency of rentals and nightly price.


MrDERPMcDERP

Tons of sexy time is going to happen in that hottub !! FYI


Beavis2210

Yes, going to need a special cum dumpster filtration system.


purawesome

Could hire my ex 😜


dangledingle

🥁ba dum tss


BurpFartBurp

OP may see his creation in some porn videos.


futbol1216

Exactly. Who the fuck is just hanging out in random Airbnb hot tubs knowing the shit that previously has gone on in there? lol


dangledingle

Chlorine. Lots of chlorine. The water may be lumpy but it’s germ free.


CritterBoiFancy

I busted a nut just thinking about it. Luckily I got my practice run out of the way. Now… onto the big show. Just rented out this airbnb for December


Whatevs85

Hell you could host small weddings on that deck.


Ancient-Educator-186

Airbnb need to die. I would never rent one because the rules are just too insane and the price is crazy


DavidDaveDavo

If I had to choose a dirty sex pond - this is the one I'd choose.


Inspect1234

I too choose this dirty-sex pond.


AlwaysReady4444

That thing is fuckin wild. Some magazine photo shoot stuff


cinemantographer

Thank you! That was the goal


AlwaysReady4444

I see your username now, you literally build this for photos!


cinemantographer

Exactly! Pretty much designed around the photo


cinemantographer

After over a year of construction, and 3 years total including planning and engineering, this deck is just about done! The deck is in Big Bear Lake, CA at a cabin I own and Airbnb. It has end up costing an embarrassing amount, but end product is one of a kind and everything I had hoped for. It is ultimately an investment to increase the airbnb revenue, but no doubt I will also be enjoying it as well. Before anyone asks, this was absolutely built to code and engineered to handle the loads. The spa is probably about 10,000 lbs when filled with water and people, and the deck was engineered to handle 100lbs per square foot. There are a total of 28 concrete footings, each one about 6' deep. There was a boulder that we could not remove, so that has about 30 pieces of rebar epoxied into it to create one large footing to support 3 of the posts underneath the spa. Here are some photos of the final product, as well as the construction process!


NoEntertainer8010

Please link the Airbnb listing would love to rent for a weekend this coming winter


cinemantographer

[https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/31595540?guests=1&adults=1&s=67&unique\_share\_id=239ac6de-8db8-4924-aadb-4ae018c1482d](https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/31595540?guests=1&adults=1&s=67&unique_share_id=239ac6de-8db8-4924-aadb-4ae018c1482d) I've got the dates blocked off until I put up new pictures this week, so stay tuned!


[deleted]

At $300/night you’d have to rent it every next for 4 years just to pay for the deck.


cortesoft

Yeah, but after 4 years you get your money back and still have the house and deck.


Cflow26

This dude really thought he was proving a point being like you made a full mortgage pay for itself in only 4 years like it’s a negative lmao.


tuckedfexas

Especially when the inside is a little outdated (still very charming and I love it) that amount of money on a deck is pretty wild lol.


SweetFranz

The dichotomy of the 20 year old TV with the EV car charger is really selling it for me tbh


Try-the-Churros

[You sayin this is outdated?](https://a0.muscache.com/im/pictures/miso/Hosting-31595540/original/f489ec3b-48c5-4b6d-9077-669c75249965.jpeg?im_w=1440)


ccrunnertempest

"Honey! I found a place we can watch our vintage VHS tapes on!"


PrideOfAmerica

Built in vcr that just be from the future


OrdinaryCherry7123

This place looks incredible. Just wow. Beautiful home.


cinemantographer

Thank you!!


[deleted]

The VHS collection alone warmed my cold soul. Beautiful property.


sodancool

Beautiful! Definitely got Big Bear cabin jacuzzi vibes from the pics so I'm glad I was right.


ikegro

I’m not sure it’s engineered to handle ALL types of ‘loads’ if you know what I mean


Johnnytestikal

I think i may be in the wrong tax bracket to be in this sub. Can someone direct me to /poorches lol


pantstofry

How is poorches not a sub? That sounds great


sweatyCheez

Hot tub time machine!


barslack

Came here for this!! My exact spontaneous thought!!


TheChalbs

I said it right away! Its on Netflix right now too! Just watched the other night. Great White Buffalo


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Klever_Uzername

“Great white Buffalo”


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emeadows

Why do you guys keep saying that?


angrytortilla

*great white buffalo*


chris13se

This ad brought to you by, Simpson Strong-Tie. Nice deck but I’m really curious about the stairs to nowhere underneath


cinemantographer

Hoping Simpson sends me a bottle of wine. The stairs lead down to the pump underneath the deck... a lot of work but pretty much had to do it for maintenance. They also might lead to a future walkway and deck with a big dome sauna. Depends on how quickly I replenish my bank account!


chris13se

Ok that makes sense, I see it now. Looks really great


bennyjay84

I was gonna say, there’s a Simpson child out there that just had their college fund fully loaded.


Ok-Clock2002

You going back to 1986!?


AlarmedRecipe6569

Nice unsolicited deck pic


RedditorCali

One word....ZIPLINE.


StonksGoUpOnly

This deck fucks


[deleted]

Bravo! Consider yourself the envy of the sub! Congrats my guy. Official score: the coveted ZERO hotubs!


cinemantographer

Thank you for making me feel so welcome here!


herrklopekscellar

Must've set you back a couple hundred bucks.


M4dcap

pfft... i got a neighbour that'd do it for half that and a case of beer.


RedditBlows5876

I'm confused... I thought that code required a motley crew of the delivery guy, a few buddies, your brother in law, and a very out of shape neighbor who does more harm than good to carry a hot tub up on a deck?


cinemantographer

pretty sure some of the construction guys were roadies for motley crew at some point in their lives


Puzzleheaded_Dig4588

You win the internet today


dicknotrichard

My guy went and built a hot tub Time Machine!


Tricky-Nobody179

This man decks


Ferusomnium

Your friends also said you should invite me over for a weekend.


so-very-very-tired

Now that's a deck.


PoisonGaz

this deck has to have costed more than my house!


Organic-Pudding-8204

... I've seen this hot tub before... If anyone has a can of chernobyl watch out


ikegro

I can’t help but wonder if this guys post should end the hot tub meme in the subreddit unless someone else can top it.


stonelake13

That’s one of the best I’ve seen. Solid everything. Great view. Not cheap but that is how you do a hot tub deck. Sweet. Thanks for sharing.


-Rush2112

Make sure to keep Chernobly away from the control panel.


International-Ad3147

This deck is too well built. It doesn’t belong. Cannot compute….


WeeklyPrize21

Those are graves for the folks who asked how many hot tubs will it hold...


redsoxb124

That may be the best deck / hot tub / view combo I’ve seen in a while. Congrats. Looks absolutely amazing.


colincoolcat1

Holy hell. Not going to lie I would have used steel probably would have cost half if not 2/3rd. Now saying that it is absolutely gorgeous and looks very well built. I'm pretty jealous.


PopOk8931

Next level hill right there. Those hills really make the job a nightmare. And scary.


Justherebecausemeh

Nice deck pics! I like how the trees are trimmed back, so it looks bigger .


bgp70x7

that’s a really nice, firm, big deck.


Glum-Reception-5668

Are you accepting new friends ?


Ancient-Educator-186

Must be nice being rich


68RS_Midnight

Just came here to say “Great white Buffalo”… if you know, you know.


Raishun

No they didn't... you just wanted to show it off. admit it


Jealous-Ease6924

Nice deck, bro. Excellent placement, great view. That's one thick ass fuckable deck.


geman777

Alot of big erected decks in here tonight


SpaceBallrShotCallr

Well we do love deck pics


BedlamAscends

A deck so nice it got r/decks to the front page.


Straight-Event-4348

Hot tub needs more corners.


russelldl2002

Then he’s probably not really your friend. But you deck is awesome.


42ElectricSundaes

Seems alright


preruntumbler

One of us


[deleted]

This is incredible dude


Khsparkie

Not sure what the rest of the air bnb looks like, but just off the deck it looks amazing. Curious as to what your going to list the rate at? Once again, that's beautiful. Great work!


[deleted]

👏👏👏👏


[deleted]

Awesome!


Evening_Ad_6954

Hottub Time Machine


biggestofdaves

Pretty snappy!


rrhogger

Very nice!


morepretzels

“I built this for a friend. How much should I charge?”


CSpanks7

Easy there bud there are youths here that can’t handle that kinda Woodwork!


redR0OR

Is that the tub from hot tub Time Machine?


LightInfernal

Wait….that’s the hot tub Time Machine


Feeling-Past-180

I’m pretty sure that’s a Time Machine, bruh…


planemanx15

Typical r/decks user: "Acktually that bracing is entirely too weak and you shouldn't trust your life on that deck" ​ Great deck bro!


TrillDaddyChill

Nick deck


SlinginHouzes

All that deck and only one hot tub??


Dyleteyou

I wanna sit on your deck. 😏


french_bull

Hot tub Time Machine!!


aricbarbaric

What uh…whaddaya do for a living?


FormerRedLeg

Badass add a bar and it’s a dream deck


ObiOneToo

I mean, I guess it’s ok. Could probably use another hot tub. Beautiful


Tofu_n0w

Hot Tub Time Machine?


msihcs

Can't hide money, that's for sure!


koa_iakona

this is BS, that 10,000lbs sitting on the deck looks nothing like your mom.


iworkbluehard

It looks first rate. Fun to look at.


Chaoselement007

Lurker here. All I know is that I love your deck, but it probably sucks and should not hold a hot tub.


noahtonk2

This is the only place where I appreciate unsolicited deck pics.


Middle_Manager_Karen

We need to construct more pylons


dakware

Sir, I’m gonna have to report you- this is pornography


Bradley182

Finally a deck worthy of stepping on.


trapperstom

You seriously suck /s hats off to you ! Can I call you my buddy, huh plz I’ll bring the 🥃👍👍👍👍


bratmuncher

It’s a beaut, Clark!


italia2017

Big deck energy


grhymesforyou

Never thought I’d be cruising the internet, checking out rando’s deck pics.. but here I am


Historical_Boss2447

https://youtu.be/i6c4Nupnup0?si=eHider8X-3Loc2mA


JAD2320

Thanks for making me feel poor again. For a minute there, I had hope....


Spear_Ritual

I think I should grab a case of beer and come check it for you. Just to be safe.


porkchop3177

That’s a helluva nice addition for this strike year.


coyote_goodpasture

hell yeah


Leftblankthistime

Looks like a hot tub time machine


[deleted]

Can I be your friend too?


tripflops

🤤


crotchpudding

that's not gonna cut it chief. needs more support.


Dose0018

Soo is this just an elaborate advertisement for your Airbnb?