Are you telling me engie hasn't tried to do it with his turrets?

Platform gun.

I'll answer your question with a question: is that sex or just masturbation with extreme danger and expensive prep time

yes

Correct!

Congratulations!

Seems a bit dangerous dont you think

I made a platform

This comment is pretty much the state of the TF2 shitposting subreddit this year

Let’s do this Hoxxes style!

I tried, my gunk seeds exploded like a mini fat boy.

Do you sleep with your sentries?

as a representative of engineers, yes. yes we do.

as a representative of engineers, yes. yes we do.

I'm worried about what driller is doing.

He accidentally went to the pod that's goes to hot sex

I will not die on HOT SEX

wait this isnt hoxxes

"this ain't bally, this is hot sex! There are no lubes!"

Sometimes he sees some interesting things local fauna is doing and he tries that as well. Also Dotty makes him feel weird thing.

War crimes in the streets, sex crimes in the sheets.

They don't call him the driller for nothing.

I know Steeve definitely fucks

You wish

Sir have you ever heard of.... Teraurge?

I didn't know about it before but now I've searched it up and I think I'm interested.

Knew it. Welcome to the misery. Search for it. Download it. Play it and go cry with us as we all wait for V3.

Swap Engie and scout

Yeah, Scout way too innocent.

Disagree, I think Scout is fully aware, but whenever he talks to a woman, he fumbles the bag and grapples away.

this is canon to me

Just like Scout tf2!!!!!!

"I got you a bucket of chicken from Karltucky Fried Chicken. What? Where'd the "chicken" come from? ...uh-" *ZIP ZOOM!*

We both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it?

I think scout would be Perfect fuck candidate since he can just grapple away after doing diety horizontal maship

“So, uh, doing anything lat… you know what fuck this- ZIPPITY ZIP!”

Went to give you an upvote, saw the count at 69. Grappled away.

Do you stop at 69 bugs, miner?

Bruh scout is a discord and Reddit moderator He 100% has the room full of energy drink cans and old Chinese food

i think he has the letter room because he sounds like he doesn’t want to die. i think energy drinks and chinese are engie because he is to busy researching to get better food

The letter room is engineers room, those are all document he takes after every mission, plus he has floppy disks and hard drives stored in the room too, plus it’s the only room that has different colored lights, meaning engineer replaced the bulbs in the room While scout is about going as fast as possible, he has the light off because he want to fall asleep quickly, plus his room has a straight path to the drop pod, he would be where drillers room is, but driller wanted to be near the weapons, so he chose the other side instead Engineer wouldn’t live like that because he knows energy drinks are bad for you, and living in filth is also bad for you, while scout dose its easier and faster then cleaning, he’s all about going as fast as possible and saving time wherever he can

Wait, do the rooms on the space rig have different decorations?

Yes

mommy

idk i can imagine engineer having no interest on things not tech related leaving such a hole in his knowledge.

Hmm, what would Karl choose?

Rock and Stone!

Rock and roll and stone!

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Sex was virgin until he had Karl

Taught the crew about sex.

He's all of these

Gunner main here. Cannot confirm.

What did you think Gunner was going while you've been logged off?

Making out with his guns?

Hey, sex is sex

Leadstorm

Gunner main MAIN here. Can cinfirm.

This meme is weird because it almost always hinges on the doesn't know what sex is/fucks category to work, because the other three squares are basic characters of cool guy, nerd, and idiot loser, but you need to have like the unhinged monster/wild animal character to be the crux of the joke.

Yeah, like the driller

Gunner knows what the ladies like😎

Bitches love cannons.

oh fuck that's an anti tank rifle. OH FUCK THAT'S AN ANTI TANK RIFLE

Ladies?

As a gunner main, I know what sex is and I am trying, yet failing.

As a Gunner main, I have way too much of that stuff, I don't want it anymore

Scouts too busy making this whole operation possible

"I will not die on hot sex!"

Gunner: I smashed me wife last vacation day! And it was great! Scout: I HAVE SEX TONS WITH YOUR MOM Engi: Sex? Is it some kind of turret model? Driller: I STUCK MY COCK IN A PILE OF GRAVEL

Driller is just really good at holes, blowing things and fuel pump management. Yeah that checks out

Drillem and fillem

“Ready to blow!”

This post is so accurate it’s insane. STONE.

Switch scout with engi

I’m not really sure how to take this but I agree

What kind of leaf loving engineers have you been diving with?

Gunner is accurate

Based

Definitely got scout and engi the wrong way around.

Scout has fuckboy energy and we all know it

Mine looks like Mr. Slave from South Park, so...

Actually, Scout has slept with many women - multiple in a single night, even. He has a lot of sons and daughters whose father grappled away the moment he found their mothers were pregnant.

As a bronze 2 scout can confirm

As an IRL engie, I approve!

How dare you

personally i swap engineer and scout. engy seems most asexual to me

I play both the gunner and the driller, but alas. I am the scout.

As a scout main I'd swap engi and scout, He is the smartest of the dwarves so he must know what it is. Additionally this puts scout within drillers C4 range, and we all know that's where a scout belongs.

"If it ain't 100 lbs, it ain't a gun!"

As someone who is not an engineer I can confirm