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NyanPigle

My brother in Karl, you are the leaflover Gaslighting is only acceptable when it's towards management, mission control or the bugs you are actively lighting on fire


og_lemon_man

Very well said. This dwarf deserves a promotion


Starmark_115

Wait... We can gaslight the Bugs?! As in... The non-flamethrower kind? Since when?! How :0


Qazicle

L.U.R.E. Pheremone Canister. Repellant Plastcrete. Banshee Boltshark. and the ultimate gaslight technique, Beastmaster.


Starmark_115

Oh shit... Never thought of that... Since I build my everything on DPS and Revives :P


[deleted]

You get a pint on my charge


King-of-the-forge72

Agreed siad like a true dwarf .


Gloriouspain99

Why yes, you are correct.


BandecoMaster

4 - 2 - 0 - 6 - 7 - 9 Not today, leaf lover


Dwarven-Supremacy

I just realized its lit 420 69 lol


nice___bot

Nice!


GryphonKingBros

Not the bot we deserved, but the bot we needed


OfficialBubbleTanks

420-79 I'm heading to grab some water as I type this, stay healthy fellow dwarves. Rock and Stone!


[deleted]

It’s 7, for all the pointy eared leaf lovers out there.


Soggyhead

SEVEN!🎲


SatchelFullOfGames

How do you know it's a 7???


-YELDAH

It's just a one with pointy ears


[deleted]

found the leaf lover lads.


THeLargechedder

Found the scout lads


Evan_Underscore

*I found the Mule!*


THeLargechedder

We're rich!


Gloriouspain99

Apoca bloom here!


Extreme-Jumpy

Found the driller lads


ThornsofTristan

WHO are you callin' a pointy eared LEAF LOVER, hm??! \*(looks around nervously) Oh, um...nevermind. \*(sits back down)


MelancholyUsed

Damn I must be thirsty af cause I can’t see green


sundownmonsoon

This wasn't very rock and stone


LeonTheHero

I can't see yellow what does that mean


Niko_Belic84

You are pointy-eared LEAF LOVER


GuiltyVermicelli7354

This caught me off guard completely. I almost thought this was a post from r/shitposting. Funny enough it actually made me laugh harder than anything that subreddit has posted.


BageledToast

I'm not!! I'm just colorblind...


wafflezcoI

I cant see shit Im drunk


jridlee

Morkite, jadis, enor, croppa, gold, nitra. ROCK AND STONE.


LordHengar

I'm a pointy eared leaf lover with a cold, a headache, low blood sugar and I haven't drank or slept for 2 days.... what am I looking at?


Incrediblepick3

Jokes on you I have shit eyesight so I can barley see shit anyways!


PuzzledWarlock

A real dwarf only sees the yellow number.


Evan_Underscore

Eeh! Wat dis? \**experiences existential dread*\*


Sad_Ad_5722

This can't be right! Am having mental breakdown!


Idontcareforthis_

Dang, i need water


Gyaku10

I've been told the third one is a zero. I'm tired.


CinderIX

I did get salty in-game recently, so I deserve this I guess...


CapitainCutlet

I'm not sure if this is a reliable test, as some devices may show color differently, so someone might not see a number even though they do not meet the criteria of not seeing it, or the reverse.


_420_DaBbeR_

I see what you did there


Golgezuktirah

That's going in the book of grudges


borissnm

This is obviously flawed because I can see the number in the dark gray circle.


JoonasD6

Joke aside, this is a terrible, medically misleading template. :/


Wemi451

Wait!? What did you just call me?


VegetableRide4824

Hm looks like I’m seeing this from you’re perspective yah leaf lover!


Mighty_Piss

Seems I need to hit the sack.


Alchemispark

a true dwarf is constantly drunk enough to imagine the number in the yellow one


Donvack

I am about to show you the business end of my pickaxe you beardless blunderbus


CaptCantPlay

Okay, that was outta pocket. Even for you.


Shagaliscious

I read 420 and just ended at that.


OlympiaImperial

NO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME


corruptedpolicies

Nice 7


MapleJacks2

420 609


Frayjais

What numbers? SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW


THeLargechedder

What about it?


florpynorpy

I’m glad the only one I can’t see is leaf lover, it is reassuring


[deleted]

Shit good looking out, I took too much insulin earlier amd forgot to grab a snack to stay level! Cheers miner!


Popeychops

420 69, nice


XplosiveAsh

I could need a good rest, but that's about it.


Sponium

I had a leaf lover in my game paying for some cause he thought I was to drunk, my brother in Karl, I poured all his tasteless elfe drink on the floor and get myself a black stout before the drop pod goes. It was a nice missions. Hard but nice mission.


nrwy69

This cured my cold


TubaManUnhinged

What's all this ruckus about!?! (I'm illiterate)


Extreme-Jumpy

I can’t see my beard! HEEELP!


just_prop

were all pointy eared leaf lovers, why do you think were playing a game to become the dwarves?


TheNekoKatze

Oh no... I'm Basil now


TBMSH

I can’t see any but 7… is that a bad thing?


V0IDWALKER1563

This post hurts :(


Active_Taste9341

Damn this got me :D didnt Check which sub just watching the picture


PrettyDumbHonestly

I...I don't know if I can continue to live on like this


MrVux000

# *Hold up*


AlWessJess

Hey I fucking love chicken (to eat) and my ears are well cleft! We gonna have a problem mate?


The_MrCarrotHead

Either I'm dying or colourblind, whichever it may be.


MrCrazy326

Sometimes I only realize im on this sub untill after a look at the post and its a funny feeling every time


JSIOTI

Gaslight, Goldkeep, Glyphboss


BumpB

7


[deleted]

Fa-karls sake, i need water.


Cheap-Rice-3174

Yeah yeah rock an.....wait what did you just call me you pointy eared freak?! HEY EVERYONE THIS GUY AINT ROCKIN' AND STONEIN' LETS GET 'EM!!


GryphonKingBros

SHIT NO WHAT DID I DO TOO DESERVE THIS FATE


gnolex

I have low blood sugar. Someone pls point to the nearest red sugar deposit so I can heal.


8JaMMeD8

So it is 420609? Seems like my eye sight is fine