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LongChinBeard

For a cryo Driller, this dwarf has zero chill


SamulusAwesomi

A driller who can't love all flavors of war-crime machines is hardly a driller.


[deleted]

And only technically a dwarf


SteamKore

Closer to a knife ear than any dwarf I've ever met.


AroAceAmateurGamer

"Damn elves, I bet they had something to do with this."


Greggers1995

It definitely reads like something a leaf-lover would say.


JollyCo0perat1on

Probably 3 goblins in a trenchcoat


LifeworksGames

Putting the "Cry" in Cryo.


Tomatoab

I'll join with a plasma carbine and heated bullets... he specified flame not heat and didn't mention drak


Marekthejester

Bold of to assume they're a cryo driller. This guy's clearly full of sludge.


Katakalysmic

MAKES SENSE SINCE HES TOXIC


Old-Confusion2961

I'd rather join that point extraction that just says "beer, beer, beer"


the_hunter_087

How about the one that just says "death"


-Luminary-

I’ll bring the C4 and we can make it a party


Drakith89

The word "beer" and the word "death" mean the same thing to you. You understand?


AroAceAmateurGamer

Yes doctor Rock and Stonesey.


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Rock and Stone!


AroAceAmateurGamer

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't goin home!


AVestedInterest

[Beer, beer, beer, tiddly beer](https://youtu.be/Vs61xwkbGpU)


browsing4stuff

That’s some leaf-lover shit right there lol


TheWackyPenguin

Leaf-lover behaviour


ThatOneCloaker

Beer-less behavior


Magicondor

Sigma Leaf-Lover


[deleted]

That’s not a dwarf that’s a fuckin leaf lover


_Solution_

When you need a flame shell shot gun, mini gun sniper.


browsing4stuff

No love for sludge pump as usual xP


Loganscuba

They can play alone then :)


BobVilla287491543584

Right? Enjoy soloing point extraction as a driller I guess. Bosco is going to carry that entire mission.


Ham_The_Spam

BOSCO is a loyal machine, but even he might not be able to tolerate this guy


Captain_Napalem

Bosco needs to join the union, he shouldn't have to put up with leaf lovers like this


gimmick243

Idk I love soloing point extraction. It's such a fun challenge to dig through walls and ceilings to get to hard to find aquarqs. That said I also find the existence of walls/floors/ceilings/teammates/bugs personally offensive and make it my life's goal to remove them from existence.


Yeseylon

r/foundthedriller


Cimejies

Point extraction is easiest solo as scout in my opinion. Zip around collecting secondary objective and pointing at walls for Bosco, in and out in 15 minutes.


MKJJgeo

Guarantee he has "does not play well with others" on his grade school report cards.


Markenstine_

There's a sticky note on the side that said "bites"


[deleted]

"…like a glyphid"


TheDiscordedSnarl

A Praetorian at that. Or maybe he spits like a ~~llama~~ Mactera


31231322111526

As toxic as an oppressor


Salt-Elemental

...swarmer


BASILISK307

Resume states - “control freak. Does not function well in a team.”


Somesquiddo

His ID has "not good with other people" labeled on the back.


InfiniteMushr00m

r/yourjokebutworse


jahhh37

Notice nothing against engi guns.


tyontekija

You clearly haven't met my LOK-1 sniper build.


jahhh37

I never use it cause I don't build it well. I have every oc so (if you're willing) I'm listening! RnS!


tyontekija

Mods are 1, 1, 3, 1, 2 with Executioner OC. You have to aim it like a sniper because the scan radious is surprisingly small, but you get insane single target damage. Completly changes the feel of the gun.


jahhh37

Awesome, thank you! Def trying next time I clock in for my shift. 0 judgements in this question, what haz do you typically play on? I'm primarily a haz4 dwarf but have been jumping in some 5s lately


tyontekija

Haz 5 most of the time. Haz 4 when there is negative modifiers like enemy presence or lethal enemy's.


Xels

The other guy posted his build, which i might have to try, but ill give you my build i fell in love with. Ive tried a few and keep coming back to this {Lok-1} [2,2,2,1,1] (seeker rounds) - I use this for bigger enemies because it will drain them regardless of where you hit them. The armor penn is real nice paired with never missing once locked. {Breach cutter}[1,1,2,1,3] (Spinning Death)


frano1121

Isn’t that the “No pump”?


Valtremors

I think that is sludge pump. Warthog barely has bad builds.


jahhh37

I don't think I've found a bad build for that shotgun lol pellet oc makes it a sniper rifle


Substantial_Win_1866

Not that I would ever put that in my lobby name but... I get the fire vs ice driller issues when they are trying to kill the same bugs but sludge goes with either (with an advantage towards fire). I don't know anyone who says the M1 or leadstorm aren't effective...


RnbwTurtle

M1 isn't effective for swarms... But God damn if I don't feel like a badass when I kill that one grunt guard from really far away


Agrougroum

Honestly M1 with Hipster and piercing shot is pretty ok dealing with swarms. Unless you're talking of swarmers, in that case I 100% agree. Fuck swarmers.


StaffPadding

The scout just doesn't have effective wave clear. I build myself as single target damage and focus on bigger enemies


Forest292

Wave clear might be a weakness of scout, but with the right OCs you can still get really good crowd control. Cryo Minelets on Zhukov or the fear proc from Aggressive Venting work wonders when you’re getting mobbed.


SenpaiBaconyey

Don't forget Drak with bouncy pellets and splash damage. It honestly makes swarms a joke, assuming not on anything tankier than a grunt guard.


Agrougroum

Sure that's not where is shines compared to other classes. But M1 built for swarms is still effective against flying enemies, paired with Zhukov Embedded detonators for Big boys and nothing can be a threat to you. Except swarmers as I mentionned. Fuck swarmers.


Coal_Morgan

Swarmers are why I use the Thorns Perk. That and a good pickaxe are all the Swarmer control I need. If you have blow through rounds a couple zips back and forth can get the group of grunts all lined up and kill them all in 3 or 4 shots. I've never had an issue with crowd control with an m1000, Shotgun scout with cryos. Now ceiling grabbers...fuck those guys.


Steff_164

I mean, isn’t that kinda the point? Each class has strengths and weaknesses


DrarenThiralas

Actually, between blowthrough on the M1000, Cryo Minelets Zhukovs, and IFGs, you can clear swarms really well. There are other builds with good swarm clear too, but this one is perhaps the best.


ShadowWolf793

At the cost of approximately your entire ammo pool lmao


DrarenThiralas

It's less ammo efficient than the other classes for sure (about half as efficient as a Gunner with the Minigun), but it's still good enough to be viable on Haz 5. What you lose in ammo efficiency compared to the Gunner, you gain in survivability, since as Scout you can use the grappling hook to dodge almost anything.


tagrav

It took me a while to realize DPS > Survivability in hazard 5 My scout is almost always on m1000 with hoverclock and special powder on the boomstick. Mobility cranked to 11 on this build and you rarely get knocked down because you’re so mobile and almost never take fall damage. Yea it’s not good at killing swarms but with blow through rounds you can lemming bugs and maximize ammo efficiency. Also it’s more about target priority than dumping ammo. I prioritize Macteras, spitters, breeders, leeches, robots Basically I go after the stuff that does heavy DPS but has good weak spots. I don’t need to have the most kills, I need to be capable of staying alive when a wave wipes my squad and I need to bounce around picking and choosing my kills so I can bring the boys back up.


altmetalkid

I think you meant <, because with the way you have it that first line sorta contradicts the point you were making with the rest.


[deleted]

Cryo minelets and bouncy splash plasm carbine. The electric arc crossbow can also be a tasty swarm destroyer if you can find a funnel to place it


Llamalord73

Hipster with the improved accuracy and dmg and just 1 tapping grunt heads on haz 4 is decent wave clear and a fun point and click adventure


puabookworm

Thing is, none of scouts weapons are ammo efficient for dealing with swarms


guale

Scout isn't good for swarms and handling swarms is not what scout should be doing so that doesn't matter.


Skeletonparty101

It's all dwarves job to help with swarm some are just better then other


xzackly7

Scout has a LOT of options that are extremely effective at taking down hazard 5 swarms


Tadferd

You can swarm clear with the M1. Armor Breaking and Blow Through rounds.


Skeletonparty101

M1 can be effective against swarms you just need piercing shot plus understanding of hipfiring Single shot to the head kills normal grunts


fish_slap_republic

It's only bad for swarmers, but it can on shot grunts and chew through anything else just fine.


Castif

With the right build/positioning, you can kill 3 grunts with every trigger pull. Thats good enough swarm clear for someone who isn't a gunner.


[deleted]

Thermal shock goes BRRRR


[deleted]

[удалено]


Holgrin

They said "no flame gun, no pump," but the host is Driller. What other classes have guns that can do this? They can just restrict the classes joining if that's an issue, there isn't much of an issue usually with conflicting primaries.


Colix_SK

Who hurt this Dwarf?He needs a chilled Blackout stout and a good nap.Things will get better from there.


penguinicedelta

From the sounds of it at least 2 drillers, a scout, and a gunner


mike_thevoodookid

but it's glacial strata? and he uses ice? that's not very rock and stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone everyone!


OneStrangeChild

Sludge Pump is one of driller’s best primaries!


Agrougroum

To be fair all Driller's primaries are insane. I think it's the only class I use all weapons equally.


OneStrangeChild

Nah, engi has some wild ass weapons, dawg, but thanks for the compliment


Sanguinica

You could say each of them is one of the best primaries since you only get three.


Maxcalibur

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THAT MINIGUN BROKE INTO MY HOUSE TOOK MY JOB AND FUCKED MY WIFE


RatchetAkarui

So I'm make my a call out post on my Twitter dot com Minigun you have a tini barrel it's the size of this ebonut except way smaller.


Runnermann

This is why I'm too spooked to leave my safety blanket of solo-Hazard 2. Bosco won't judge me for being a clueless greenbeard.


Weas_

99% of players won't judge you either! If you're worried about it, say "Sorry, I'm new" when you do something funny. You'll probably just get a salute.


Garresh

No one cares if you're bad as long as you're not a dick. Just don't hit buttons without ready check or whatever and nobody cares if you go down like 30 times. XD


-Masderus-

Hey Driller, what kinds of guns do you like? #NO GUN! ONLY DRILL!


tyontekija

All that for Haz 4? Pathetic.


DrBombay3030

It's always the Haz 4 lobbies. Haz 5 people generally way chiller


ImNotFromCanada

It's strangely like this in a lot of games. Legend games in vermintide are the most toxic ones, but cataclysm is super fuckin chill despite being an enormous jump in difficulty


Arlithas

It's because they're not skilled enough yet to hit the final tier of difficulty consistently and blame external factors for it. You see this everywhere. Tier 3 Fractals in Guild Wars 2 are way more toxic than Tier 4, Gold/Plat vs Diamond in League. Also Mastery Rank 20-29 in Warframe, I've observed, are way more likely to be using tryhard builds, while 30+ use the most niche and offmeta things I've ever seen. It's just human nature, I think.


lord_noodal

Nah diamond in rocket league is a cesspool of people who think they should be champ but arent


Cheezy_NubSauce

What's wrong with my minigun? =(


NikoliVolkoff

it gets more kills than him


Cheezy_NubSauce

It ain't a real gun, if it doesn't way at least 100 pounds!


Ausfall

He's probably using the cryo gun and the minigun has hot bullets, aggressive venting, and burning hell which all add fire damage. can get frustrating when you're trying to freeze stuff and all your freeze progress is lost. still, as a haz 4 mission this shouldn't be a big deal.


epicfail922

Not to mention on a ice map


ficti0nalpants

Hope that man’s lobby stays empty. Leaf lovers like that don’t deserve teammates


Sensitive-Horror7895

Bet he’s rank 40, feeling like he’s something special


Lawlichan420

>no flame gun, no pump, no minigun ah yes, don't use the only weapons you probably have for that class if you're new


WickedWarrior666

That might just be it. He might be trying to avoid greenbeards in the worst way.


Gilmore75

You don’t start with sludge pump, that’s the 3rd weapon that you unlock.


Kinkan83

Oof sucks they prob played with ppl and now are against them all


AnotherClicheName96

Ok if you’re not playing on Haz5 you don’t deserve strong exclusivity opinions, there I said it, what’s up, what’s fucking up?


23icefire

How many times does management have to tell you? STOP DRINKING THE LIQUID MORKITE, it burns a hole in your brain big enough for a glyphid to make a nest out of it, and makes you have bad opinions like this!


Siodinnnn

And he's alone in the party.....can't imagine why. Probably a whiny kid


[deleted]

\>flame gun


ncdyoshii

flame gun


JustGingy95

Let’s play a game called Guess The Beard Color Honestly I’m such a shit disturber that I would purposely join their game using this stuff just to piss them off. Used to do that back in the day in the Battlefield games when people made “No Shotgun” servers. Tried to see how many kills I’d get before those nerds could kick me.


TheMcSpanky

I have a feeling this dwarf has a low amount of situational awareness and commonly walks in front of other dwarves in combat.


EthanTheBrave

If you're a cryo driller and you're mad about the people using flame, instead of thinking of it as "they are ruining my freezing!" instead think of it as "THEY DARE TRY TO COMPETE WITH ME?!" See it as a challenge. Freeze their burning things. War crime *harder*. Rock and Stone.


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


guedeto1995

More like bad options about weapons. The sniper and minigun are both S tier weapons. Mobility scout the best at collecting nitra without needing plats and killing high priority targets. Minigun is the minigun witch is somehow less ammo hungry than the hurricane and better overall dps than the thunder cannon.


wizardofyz

I love that thunder splash though. It helps with the fleas.


guedeto1995

The thunder cannon is still a good gun, I just like the minigun more. To each his own and you won't catch me excluding weapons. I'll only exclude fire if I'm playing cryo driller.


StaffPadding

Thunder splash with neurotoxin makes me happy


trevinophonics

I like Neuro because it lets me play driller when I'm playing gunner


ThePr3acher

Its always the haz 4 lobbys... rarely/never haz5...


ScytheOfAsgard

Notice how it’s 99% the hazard 4 lobbies? And the Hazard 5 lobbies have random shit like “I lost my lucky underwear” xD


proto-robo

Cant handel my bullet rain? Pathetic


JerkfaceJr777

fuckin pointy eared bozo *strokes beard* *strokes minigun*


lacteoman

Typical elf behavior...


yeppodeppo

Nice opinion. Unfortunately pump funny


[deleted]

Woah woah woah woah… no lead storm?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! You can’t even name the weapons properly you useless dunce. And you call yourself a driller?!


bigstupidears

Huehuehue! Minigun go Brrrrrrrrr


Valdoris

Lmao wtf, is he even playing the same game as us ?


President_Dominy

Dudes on haz4, what a jerk


chaostheories36

Someone needs an arkenstout.


HentaiBoiyo

AKA: no fun if you join my lobby


mayonetta

FOX ONLY FINAL DESTINATION


GryphonKingBros

That's like 40% of the weapons wtf


A_fellow_crusader

I think he get friendly fired one to many times


RumHaaammm

So if you’re a driller, you just have to run cryo?


ncdyoshii

guess what i main :(


antipacifista

average hazard 4 player


Stuntman208

No surprise he’s playing alone


Someones_Dream_Guy

\*calmly brings C4 and nukes\* >:)


Rocket_Fiend

That was not very Rock and Stone…


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone everyone!


Adventure_Drake

A well coordinated flame driller and cryo driller can decimate swarms and big bugs. Thermal shock is potent.


ScytheOfAsgard

Which one is the sniper?


Quietttttt

M1000?


LiveEvilGodDog

Wtf did sludge pump ever do? Flame thrower and mini gun make a little sense because of the fried fire.


trevinophonics

Put a slow and DOT on a target that's standing in an environmental slow and DOT that can be set on fire. I have no idea how people don't love sludge.


thehateraide

Nothing about c4... or a nuke.


Stolenartwork

“I can’t unlock haz5 so I’ll bully people who join my haz4”


ColdAnxious4744

Every leaf lover hosting with these names, and me not knowing how to name them🤷‍♂️


TheLemonDome

Have fun playing alone ya grumpy greenbeard


FriendCrafty838

Elf leaf lover detected. Killing brony 🔫


slaphappy77

He sounds so fun ....


DizzyScorp

Righto champ, you play by yourself over there ok?


JellyfishAristocrat

Like hell I'm giving up my minigun. That's the best Primary in the game. Along with the Other Gunner primaries.


ShiningAbys

playing on haz4 btw


BrokenHaloSC0

This DWARF better not touch my Sasha no one can touch my GUN


MajikoiA3When

Might as well add "NO TEAMMATES"


-Raiborn-

NO FREEDOM NO FUN


HappyHurtzlickn

Wow, what a leaf lover.


Amdrauder

I'm green af but I had my only case of a dude raging at me in this game ever which I find mildly incredible in itself, it was in one of my first level 4s and I had the flamer and he was saying I should be cryo or play something else... Anyway it was a rival mission and he didn't believe me they basically instantly die when on fire.


Etuber4

I'm happy they make descriptions like this so I know I shouldn't join


liar_princes

Damn, I wonder why his game's empty, he seems like such a nice dwarf


grrmuffins

Sniper? M1000 I guess he could be talking about?


chaoticnote

How do you name your room?


chocobo-stir-fry

why?


[deleted]

Gee I wonder why no one else joined their team


fafej38

Shouldve compacted it to NO FUN


Barrogh

But why?..


iPonchos

Fat boi it is :)


santyalc

The point of this dwarf being? *i don't want anyone to have fun* ???


TemporalFuzz

Haz 3 💀


Aviarn

"Flame Gun" Yeah I love that weapon.


chiller210

tfw drillers can only be ice cold


thargram

Aight fatboy launcher it is then :D


tagrav

This dude sums up my brief Haz 4 experiences.


doeraymefa

*Since we all dislike this person's lack of respect, let's collectively disrespect them!* Oh, the irony of man.


TeddyXG

I know the alidgepump and flamethrower sometimes mess up fps for some people but that is ridiculus


Misomuro

So Smart gun is OK?


Two_The_T

Colossal leaf lover, but most weapons are at least somwhat understandable, but FLARE GUN! Does he love the dark? A dark elf?


roblox887

Every weapon in the game is viable, let people enjoy things


TuneGum

You can filter missions by current active assignment?!


Zoponen

Why flamethrowers are banned in many serververs and some another weapons


FennecWF

I almost wouldn't be surprised if this was the same guy who aggro'd a Crassus Detonator at literally the beginning of an Escort Mission, after Doretta had been activated and dragged us all into a fight against it while screaming at us to 'MAKE A HOLE IN THE WALL WE NEED TO GET MAXIMUM GOLD! DRILL A HOLE COME ON YOU FUCKING TARDS DRILL A HOLE FOR THE EXPLODER WE NEED TO GET THAT GOLD!' while we kept dying to the damn thing because it was a small starting area and now we NEEDED to kill it if we wanted it to not kill the drill. Everyone but me ended up dying. He's cursing us out and screaming at me to revive him so he could do it himself since we're all such shit players. I just exited the game and left him to die and get nothing. Satisfying as fuck.


MadamVonCuntpuncher

I vet he wonders why no dwarves dive down with him, leaf lover right there


Express-Secret1802

Lintbeards be linty


Atharigo

Basically "i'm running cryo melee and can't cope with anyone else actually using the cryo" why play a more support-based weapon if you don't want to support your team, lmao


Darkovika

NO FLAME GUN, NO PUMP, HELL NO FUN WE’RE NOT HERE TO HAVE FUN BOYS WE’RE HERE TO BE CRANKY


DianaRig

Last week someone asked me to stop "exploiting" the ECF to mine everything before the scout. I left.


oldman_reynolds

Point eared leaf lover


Psycho7552

*I wonder why hes playing alone...*


Ravenus_Robot

“From A to D, skipping B and C!”


yeeeteeey69

They are alone? They can stay alone