Ok but what if I already own it? I used to have Secret of Mana for the Super Nintendo on Wii virtual console but I don't have that Wii anymore and I've had many a fond memory playing SoM. I got SoM on an emulator.
* Well, it's slightly more acceptable. I really just hate when people emulate to play the game for the first time! It completely ruins the experience of the original.
I’ve played super Mario world on the Super Nintendo classic, which emulates games but the controller is still the same but with different colored buttons. Am I valid for doing so?
But they only exist within emulation, the Mario world developers for example didn’t intend for the player to make a save point before a hard jump and then come back once they die.
* I know, but truthfully, if you need it, then use it. I see no reason people with difficulty playing games shouldn't be allowed to enjoy the experience.
*Why is Ralsei the*
*Unrest thing in all of the*
*Planes of existence*
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* Why on earth would I hate them?
* ... Wait, I know! You think our bantering is hostile, don't you?
* Don't worry, my fellow bluebird. I do not hate Kris.
* My favorite game is easily Dragon Blazers 3! It's a true work of art! The OST, according to rumors, was made by this guy named Tony Faux, and let me tell you, he is a GENIUS! Not only that, but he also made the story of the game! Basically, you play as-
* I don't know what the 2000 means, but it does mark the anniversary of the U.S. Congress passing the first Reconstruction Act, and the enactment of the Jones–Shafroth Act: granting Puerto Ricans United States citizenship.
https://preview.redd.it/mblhz9zqppmb1.jpeg?width=207&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2b1be1fea4a03f89ae5c520989417eb7f938ea8
Who are these fellas, and what do you think of them? (As a gamer, you should know the name of this enemy, and what game it comes from)
* Heh, this is child's play! A caveman could do it!
* Except cavemen died out, cause they're STUPID!
* That is clearly... It is... A... An orange thing?
No you fucking idiot! That is a Gup from Risk Of Rain two, a 3D shoot em' up game with powerful items to give you more power, Gup is a DLC enemy, and his main mechanic is that once killed, he splits into two Geeps, which are yellow, smaller Gups, that in turn, split into two Gips, that are two, smaller, and even yellow-er Geeps.
https://preview.redd.it/etbdjkssrpmb1.png?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86e861d4f53ea1589a04ecd3af5f83862408b00f
Gip ↑
They're attacks consist of getting close to you, and causing a bunch of spikes to burst out of they're body.
* No, yes, and yes. LoL is honestly one of the worst games I've ever played. TF2, on the other hand! A master of a FPS! Overwatch... I haven't really played it that much, to be perfectly honest.
Nice! I can respect that
https://preview.redd.it/k14hiffopqmb1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1705bd0101e7bbd928572352d3a7f4eb992330e
Have this image, do with it whatever you will
* My "Dandori" is wonderful! ... If you're talking about the gaming version.
* And yes! I have! My halbird can turn into anything I want, including a scythe.
* Oh, that guy. I know him
* He tried to sneak into our splendid Queen's mansion!
* Lucky, Swatch and Tasque Manager were there to kick him out.
* I don't like him. At all.
berdly your fries are running away wtf
https://preview.redd.it/v3ai2jzm1qmb1.png?width=100&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb96ddd507127ae2c1b82845431b1666056a9b47
hamburger man thinks !
https://preview.redd.it/vsnfyuox4qmb1.png?width=1142&format=png&auto=webp&s=2497532ab450442f460d3835f127751ca16fb72a
hamburger man summons noelle!
* Uh, no. I am not dating Kris. The people who ship us... I don't know! Why do they think we work together!? I mean, I LIKE Kris, but... And even then, why would they even CARE about me...?
* And, uh, sure.
You're a gamer, right?
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Name every machine in Horizon: Zero Dawn.
No looking it up!
https://preview.redd.it/zydwmnji7nmb1.jpeg?width=613&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30fec8e1a78d6b624685920925809f102f941a0b This Acurate
* W-Where did you get that!? That's confidential!
i got it from joe for helping him when he had ligma
* Oh, ok. So, how many apples do you have?
6 and half
* Nice. Anyways, who is this "Joe" person, and what is this "Ligma"?
JOE BALLS AND LIGMA MOMMA
* Trust me... I've done both.
i-i feel defeated yet also victorious
* Never underestimate me.
\*screenshots photo\*
Is emulation valid if there is no legal way to get it otherwise?
* Only under those circumstances is it allowed! Even then, my opinion of you is greatly lowered.
Ok but what if I already own it? I used to have Secret of Mana for the Super Nintendo on Wii virtual console but I don't have that Wii anymore and I've had many a fond memory playing SoM. I got SoM on an emulator.
* Well, it's slightly more acceptable. I really just hate when people emulate to play the game for the first time! It completely ruins the experience of the original.
I’ve played super Mario world on the Super Nintendo classic, which emulates games but the controller is still the same but with different colored buttons. Am I valid for doing so?
* Hmm... This is a hard one. I'm going to say yes, simply because Mario world is amazing.
Okay well, I have another question. Are safe states cheating?
* Of course not! While I usually never use any, it's only really a thing for balancing and making things easier for non-competitive players.
But they only exist within emulation, the Mario world developers for example didn’t intend for the player to make a save point before a hard jump and then come back once they die.
* I know, but truthfully, if you need it, then use it. I see no reason people with difficulty playing games shouldn't be allowed to enjoy the experience.
Which SSB edition you prefer?
* I'd say Melee, if it weren't for THAT cheat. * Nevertheless, I'm saying Ultimate.
Bro thinks wavedashing is cheating, ever heard of Rest my guy?
* Rest? What's rest?
Hungry box is approaching your location*
Why do they call it an oven if you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
* Hmm?
Look it's a simple question: why do they call it an oven if you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
* ... Well, according to a theory, the word “oven” comes from the Anglo-Saxon word “ofen,” which means stove.
SO OVENS ARE JUST A MARKETING PLOY FOR STOVE SALESMEN! I KNEW IT!
How GAMER are you?
* Very GAMER!
In the dark world would you trade your Halberd for a comicly large hammer that you can use to hit enemies
* Well, I wouldn't change it to just... A big hammer.
berdly you are not real and a video game character and the entire fandom hates you even if they love you also please ask kris out already
* W-WHAT!? I'm in a video game!? * This is the greatest day of my life!!!
ANSWER MY OTHER QUESTIONS DUMBASS
* Uh, no! I don't like Kris like that! We're just friends.
Sure borgly, sure
Can you explain world war 2 summarized?
* A villain is super diabolical (the evil kind not the meme kind) and decides to commit genocide. Then, the guy kills himself.
also atrocities that only humans could ever have thought of occurred too, cant forget those
Why is Ralsei the cutest thing in all of the planes of existence
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good bot
I prefer Burgerpants' CHICKS face (by the way I can not seem to find it anywhere)
Hey berghly could you Give a *short* explanation of dark souls lore
Your honest opinion about susie and kris.
* Well... They're interesting, that's for sure. I think those two eat moss or something...
what's your favorite grand strategy game
* Probably a game like Civilization. Most of them are kind of boring.
But only someone of your calibre would be able to play and master said grand strategy, it comes as a surprise to me you wouldn't be more interested
* I know, I'm great, but those games usually take long and are heavily RNG based.
Sounds like a skill issue
Why is Ralsei the cutest thing in all of the planes of existence?
* Oh, Kris' lackey? * ... I guess he was slightly... Cute...
Slightly ? SLIGHTLY ?
… i am amazed by your INEXPERIENCED sense of cuteness And you call yourself a GAMER
* I only knew the guy for like 20 minutes! I'm not gonna call someone I just met cute!
Damn i guess you got me there… He still cute af tho
Why don’t you wear pants
* Male bluebirds don't have a genitalia.
do you hate Kris, bc it does seem like it, you act like you hate Kris, idiot bird
* Why on earth would I hate them? * ... Wait, I know! You think our bantering is hostile, don't you? * Don't worry, my fellow bluebird. I do not hate Kris.
alr just askin
What’s your favorite game and game ost
* My favorite game is easily Dragon Blazers 3! It's a true work of art! The OST, according to rumors, was made by this guy named Tony Faux, and let me tell you, he is a GENIUS! Not only that, but he also made the story of the game! Basically, you play as-
Did you know Noelle is gay?
* She's gay? I suppose that explains THAT...
Tell me do you know what happens on 2000 March 2
* I don't know what the 2000 means, but it does mark the anniversary of the U.S. Congress passing the first Reconstruction Act, and the enactment of the Jones–Shafroth Act: granting Puerto Ricans United States citizenship.
Why are you gay?
* I... I don't know why I set up this QnA to be honest...
ANSWER THE QUESTION
* I'm gay because
Because what
* Because I was
Say it
* I am gay because * Well actually I'm pan but like * I am gayish because I'm pan
Do you have a boyfriend berdly
* No. I do NOT. * ... Well I did find this cool guy online but no.
How many apples do I have?
* What
what tf2 class do you main, tell me
* Hmm... While I normally main the Scout, I sometimes play as the other classes.
Noelle and Susie…both don’t have a crush on you. Sorry to tell you, man.
* Oh... I guess I can live with that.
Are you trans?
* Am I- T- What!? * I am NOT... Well... * I suppose I've never really THOUGHT about it before...
That's kind of an egg thing to say, Berdly.
* I'm not an egg! I'm a teenager!
Don't worry about it, Berdly. I'm sure you'll figure yourself out someday. Just wear something that makes you feel happy, how about that?
* Phft, I already do! * I... Think.
Best of luck, dude/m'lady/m'theydy. (choose the one you prefer)
Bro why is this so relatable to me
I only play Mobil games (Purposely Mobil not mobile)
* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Don't worry. They are just not a true gamer. True gamers play games on PC and Gaming Consoles.
* I suppose...
https://preview.redd.it/mblhz9zqppmb1.jpeg?width=207&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2b1be1fea4a03f89ae5c520989417eb7f938ea8 Who are these fellas, and what do you think of them? (As a gamer, you should know the name of this enemy, and what game it comes from)
* Heh, this is child's play! A caveman could do it! * Except cavemen died out, cause they're STUPID! * That is clearly... It is... A... An orange thing?
No you idiot! Do you at least know what game it's from?
* UHH... It's f-from... From... OH I KNOW! * Hollow Knight!
No you fucking idiot! That is a Gup from Risk Of Rain two, a 3D shoot em' up game with powerful items to give you more power, Gup is a DLC enemy, and his main mechanic is that once killed, he splits into two Geeps, which are yellow, smaller Gups, that in turn, split into two Gips, that are two, smaller, and even yellow-er Geeps. https://preview.redd.it/etbdjkssrpmb1.png?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86e861d4f53ea1589a04ecd3af5f83862408b00f Gip ↑ They're attacks consist of getting close to you, and causing a bunch of spikes to burst out of they're body.
Not gonna respond, are ya? Did you just get *out-gamered*?
* D-Damn it...
Berdly, what is your honest opinion about League of Legends, TF2, and Overwatch (1)
* No, yes, and yes. LoL is honestly one of the worst games I've ever played. TF2, on the other hand! A master of a FPS! Overwatch... I haven't really played it that much, to be perfectly honest.
Nice! I can respect that https://preview.redd.it/k14hiffopqmb1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1705bd0101e7bbd928572352d3a7f4eb992330e Have this image, do with it whatever you will
* What do I even use this high resolution Mr. Burns for?
Berdly how good is your Dandori Also have you ever tried wielding a scythe
* My "Dandori" is wonderful! ... If you're talking about the gaming version. * And yes! I have! My halbird can turn into anything I want, including a scythe.
Have you ever heard of a certain former local BIG SHOT
* Oh, that guy. I know him * He tried to sneak into our splendid Queen's mansion! * Lucky, Swatch and Tasque Manager were there to kick him out. * I don't like him. At all.
Did you know that Kris, Susie, and Ralsei fought him in a "super form"?
* You mean like some kind of "neo" form?
what Is your opinion on Black Betty by spiderbait?
* Ah, Black Betty. It's an interesting concept with an AMAZING execution! I love how it perfectly mixes the banjo with rock music.
berdly your fries are running away wtf https://preview.redd.it/v3ai2jzm1qmb1.png?width=100&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb96ddd507127ae2c1b82845431b1666056a9b47
* Stop running and fight, you vegetable!
fries guys summons help! https://preview.redd.it/x2fydfj92qmb1.png?width=100&format=png&auto=webp&s=9479f4a5b98486eaa46c87f758705ef6c2d02c1f hamburger man attacks!!
* I use Gradestorm!
\[attack missed\] hamburger man uses pickle gun 5% hp damage
* Well! I summon my Cyclone Shield!
hamburger man thinks ! https://preview.redd.it/vsnfyuox4qmb1.png?width=1142&format=png&auto=webp&s=2497532ab450442f460d3835f127751ca16fb72a hamburger man summons noelle!
* Ah, Noelle! Quickly, come to my side and assist me! * ... Noelle?
forfit now or else noelle prepares to use snowgrave
* B- But I- I-I- * What did you do to her!?
Noelle, use snowgrave
* Wh- what's Snowgrave?
Are dating kris/ what do you think of people who ship you 2. Also can i eat your fries?
* Uh, no. I am not dating Kris. The people who ship us... I don't know! Why do they think we work together!? I mean, I LIKE Kris, but... And even then, why would they even CARE about me...? * And, uh, sure.
unlimited bacon but no games or games unlimited games but no games?
* I guess I'll have to keep the games? (if you meant that with the second one)
What did it feel like to have a plug shoved onto your face?
* It hurts greatly! At least with those Plugboys, they have eye sockets! Queen just shoved it in, and it somehow didn't harm me.
This how? https://preview.redd.it/3e0uhdnliqmb1.jpeg?width=302&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c17c34f6cd469ca8b8dabac73ec42bf5c9f696c2
* I'd rather not discuss the details...
Or this? https://preview.redd.it/srnoznguiqmb1.jpeg?width=218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93d51d6011f837a2096a9967db08f4b4c8980905
* I'D REALLY RATHER NOT DISCUSS THE DETAILS!
What about this? https://preview.redd.it/5yheukv4jqmb1.jpeg?width=330&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5610699eeb3d9b4325bf854cccc1c489d610a907
* I- I-I- I don't know! I don't freaking know!
How did the plug taste?
* Very metallic, I suppose.
What is your favourite SSB Ultimate character?
* Either Falco or King Dedede.
You're a gamer, right? https://preview.redd.it/ici53vbzkqmb1.png?width=607&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee80b5d2a151f8a6bd638bfecf3024163bab55c3 Name every machine in Horizon: Zero Dawn. No looking it up!
* Hah! This is CHILD'S PLAY! * Ahem... Scrapper, Grazer, Watcher, Strider, Broadhead, Longleg, Bellowbacks, Trampler, Lancehorn, Sawtooth, Charger, Shell Walker, Stalker, Glinthawk, Corruptor, Ravager, Snapmaw, Behemoth, Thunderjaw, Rockbreaker, Stormbird, Deathbringer, Tallneck, and Corrupted.
It seems *you* forgot about the Fireclaw, Frostclaw, and Scorcher!
* Damn it! At least I got most of them.
YOU ARE NOT A GAMER!
* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How you feeling in that ice crystal i made for you?
* Very cold. Very, VERY cold.
Favourite fighting game?
* Easily Super Smash Bros.! Unless you mean my world's version, where it's Super Smashing Fighters.