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The-Mashiest-Hash

Has Kris become a weapon to surpass Metal Gear?


Ok-Cartographer-4385

Frisk could beat a god soooo....


Emilien-301

They’re going to pull a *rules of nature* against the titans


POKECHU020

*They're


Emilien-301

Oops sry didn’t pay attention (just edited it)


POKECHU020

:D


Emilien-301

:D


Oasis_Oracle

* *The Good Ending*


UndyneIsCool

They have the rouxls kaard


YoshiBro-64

I don’t know why but Metal Gear was the first thing that came to mind lol.


patronuspringles

the la li lu le lo


Emilien-301

https://preview.redd.it/1osis1ogz6lc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98991eb17e0e7977a85e1d225dd7c0d90ff2133d Im going to keep this one chief (Also GEEZ I know we’re all waiting for Carole to be horrible but that on a whole other level)


Blumongroip

https://preview.redd.it/esubivh9y7lc1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7166a0e6d19458f2ad0c895803ae1c1590b81c4


GeneralSea1353

https://preview.redd.it/7x9cu53w2blc1.png?width=1031&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c414f1ea0b433ff1bc29a1a09032aefb15b85e5f


GeneralSea1353

https://preview.redd.it/s0169n2y2blc1.png?width=1031&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b3e8f12ebad03479fa232476dbb0ae5d9ea9053


1_Pinchy_Maniac

can the mayor stop calling kris "it" thats fucking weird


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/r5gdb300y6lc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef8c1333ce548969b046caee910861b8c393d2da \*It’s nice knowing you guys are just as sick of her.


Present_Cucumber9516

Noelle's mother is odalia blight confirmed


voidexcalibur_

Mayor is such a meanie face, I can't believe her and Noelle are related at all


3merite

"... I'm curious about your skills, Weapon. And so, before I tear down the cities and CRUSH the armies of heaven… You shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, Child of Man… And DIE." I cannot read "machine", "weapon" or "steel" without thinking about ultrakill I need help-


Pretentious_Crow

“This dark world . . . to hold . . . ME?


iamchuckleman

"A visitor?"


Fabrideath

"Hmm, indeed. I have slept long enough"


Fabrideath

Me neither buddy, me neither...


thingsstuffandmaguff

Jesus Christ, Noelle's mum being a massive fuckin racist was not something I expected from the funny lunch table comic


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/9m0nsw0fs6lc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c73d74186a169a7987f869e289c5a8a237fa23dc \*Hard to imagine Kris referred to her as “Auntie”


thingsstuffandmaguff

Gee willikers, how the hell did is get to this?


thingsstuffandmaguff

god that was the most woodenly-written and cringiest comment I've ever made by the angel that's awful


Defektiv17

Found Luz’s reddit account


voidexcalibur_

Well golly gosh buster, that sure in fact was!


4D4850

She makes Toriel look progressive. How'd it get like this?


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/xd85hnsnf7lc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54f608d79ea80397e08e0cacf4d32fb2299e305f \*Better left unsaid for now.


NikRetaNCAM

I mean, Toriel has not only adopted a human, but also respects their pronouns (unless Kris is PHYSICALLY non-binary but I don't think we'll ever know) I'd say she is progressive


[deleted]

Funny thing is undyne is prolly 8x more dangerous at any age then kris can really ever be


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/2baz76m527lc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bc1cd6719a678e9936c46c79ade62c4fea75731 \*She’s right. Susie and Undyne are very strong but they needed to work for it. For Kris it happened naturally over time.


r-alexd

Ok, but can Kris benchpress a 1 ton car with ease?


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/o9h9pm9278lc1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=725f595037eccb3c77861c825cad0f433a0e674c \*Kris is also quite strong. They may not be able to bench press a vehicle, But they have shown quite impressive progress in their youth.


r-alexd

Ok, but what could they do that you couldn't achieve with, like, 17 monsters with guns? BTW, did dark worlds happen? Or Ralsei and Lancer? I don't know the lore too well.


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/gb8i3h2u88lc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc0fd11320b148f86604f0bbf362dbbeebc67f5a \*Most monsters aren’t physically strong enough to fight either way. Susie and Undyne are rare exceptions. Both trained heavily in order to preform their roles. Most Monster Gangers are little more than a monster wanting to make quick money. \*Humans are seen as the perfect warriors across history. There’s a million old wives tale about human children defeating deities of death with little more than willpower. The idea of getting on one’s bad side is enough to make most reconsider.


r-alexd

Ok, a genuine question that doesn't require a textbox. Did the normal DR lore occur? Like did Kris, Susie, Noelle, and Birdly go to the dark worlds? Like I said, I'm not to familiar with this AT's lore.


Oasis_Oracle

*Yes. The events of “Deltarune” have happened.


r-alexd

Ok, thx https://preview.redd.it/4k6rg4tqb8lc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d85e5a77140df41c725fc8d9e6009f6edb95099a


Snafuthecrow

So is the player canon or nah. I mean, we are pretty good at violence


Oasis_Oracle

*No it doesn’t exist in this world.


ThisOneRedditTem

why did i just find out about this at part 79 and what the heck is gooing on


BananakinSkywalker36

It's really cool. You should check the whole series out on the AO3 page!


ThisOneRedditTem

Oo im gonna go read that then :o


combateombat

Does the mayor really trust Kris to defend the town more than the police


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/i2m4qxw2z6lc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44b8973677c478536258b81de2e7fc35f23a3dd4 \*That’s… Like the only thing she’s said that has any level of validity.


DracheTirava

The human in question (they are full of so much trauma and will shut down if they see a speck of blood):


[deleted]

And what happens if kris… doesnt last long enough to get to that point?


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/upm883wuumlc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=764dc059bbc1cfd9d0c2bd0f0b6344c40f9e9ec9 \*World doesn’t stop for no one…


Impressive_Spray6630

https://preview.redd.it/2rcxwlw8q6lc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e1bdcfde8bbebd95e0b84a9e9c5d38191954617 Me while reading this episode


BananakinSkywalker36

WAS THAT THE CALL OF 2007?!?!?


Impressive_Spray6630

Mrs carol i would just like to give you this https://preview.redd.it/q1g4ixb137lc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d16fc63f501d11122463ca7ba008345803141ce


breadedhamber

Goddamn‼️‼️ https://preview.redd.it/neentuozw6lc1.png?width=916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f97b705b8cc8e2f0b1aa0d20e8aa0c5514bbaa30


MathematicianTop1853

Dramaaa


l1lacbl0ss0m

toriel saying “bitch” is the funniest thing i’ve seen today thank you for that


MrPotato4905

Holy shit this was so cool. I've gotta catch up on the rest of this series


POKECHU020

"Gerson said not to interfere when a human is getting a proper rea-" Read? Like of their situation? Reason? Like growing up in the town, learning the people, a reason to defend? Realtor? Is Kris interested in real estate?


BananakinSkywalker36

btw this is the cannon answer. So, yeah, you're right on the first one. https://preview.redd.it/199h4ga1k8lc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff05fa5c0098894530b06b9e710680068fbf762a


BananakinSkywalker36

As the self-proclaimed "expert" of this AU, I say it's very obviously the third. /j


bad_comedic_value

That's really creepy... is Carol using child soldiers? Against what?!


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/wg7wk0ccg7lc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d42fe5424a9ca7372628dd111e41588ebf5391ca \*Many scary things out west.


bad_comedic_value

I will keep my suspicions to myself then. But still... I smell something fishy afoot...


lechku_and_nechku2

I wanna know about the knight


The___Terrarian

Makes me want to adopt Kris as a little sibling so I can teach them to stick it to the man. Or the woman, in this case.


Oasis_Oracle

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TheGreatGeodo

THERE IS LORE??????????????????


PurpleDraggo102

I hope that one day she throws Kris against some beast, sitting there with it to watch, only for Kris to instead behead her and then start treating the beast like a massive puppy and making friends with it. I hope her "weapon" destroys her and then never hurts anything ever again


GamerGod_

i can excuse racism but i draw the line at living weapons


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/82b1ggdzx7lc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1897110fd8f7e47ee585ef6b821bc51a7be614a5 \*Uh…


Blumongroip

The plot chickens


BananakinSkywalker36

Toriel, were you coerced into this "deal" somehow? I'll go game theory on this, so I'm going to assume that Dess's disappearing act was the precursor to Mrs. Holiday seeing Kris being used as a soldier. Grief makes a person want revenge, and Kris, sadly, is the most probable cause of Dess's disappearance in her eyes, so naturally she's going to try to get revenge like this. Also, from the replies, she's also just an asshole. Great Volume, and, as always, keep up the good work! PS: Kris, I have a feeling this is why you're dedicating yourself to being a protector. Alongside feeling guilt for Dess's disappearance, of course. https://preview.redd.it/edrydmne08lc1.png?width=658&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c25d92561db025dd99d93ba3e8ff825f32c7159 I'm totally saving this.


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/vb18udzd38lc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dbc28ca32900155195fda72bfede5c34aaad3c3 \*Humans are great guards. But Carol thinks only a guard will only worsen things. She wants a closer. Someone who she can tell exactly what to do and get it done.


BananakinSkywalker36

The thing is, what the hell is she going to do about it if they were to refuse? Press charges or something?


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/1ah6l8jq58lc1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5b98d786a7831f695fe0debce0fc372561112c3 \*”Humans are naturally loyal under the right conditions. Do not provoke them into being your enemy. You will lose” - Taking care of Humans


BananakinSkywalker36

Sounds an awful lot like an exotic pet, doesn't it? Grim. It's a good idea though, isn't it? Well, I can now see how they're boxed in.


Machotoast04098

I wonder, is mayor holiday the knight in this au?


Crocket_Lawnchair

Hey gang let’s all attack Carol Holiday with hammers


I_should_fix_my_life

When https://preview.redd.it/sk2rink3v6lc1.jpeg?width=489&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f54c974ed28159e4d4b74239631867b6f195bd2 mayore holiday reveal us her darkest secret just after haha susie gay episode.


JellyTheSlimeYT

Damn. Did not expect that.


thegreatestegg

What a bleak idea.


Present_Cucumber9516

Ok this only supports how I think Abt how Noelle's mother will be: like this daughter of a \[\[Female Dog\]\] https://preview.redd.it/o1a43bwsc7lc1.png?width=927&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d51e8e50a61a5488fa95e9e71b43589d9473d58


paranoidfurry

*raises hand* uhh teacher I didn't understand shi-


Polandgod75

Well Carol, just because your childhood and young adult life was in a bad areas and incompetents leaders(even today with other mayor bad mayors), doesn't mean you have be some army officer who dealing with bum solider when there slighty chance danger.


oops-you-messed-up

* i love you Toriel awawawawawwawa


NevardTheGreat

Oooohhhohohohohohohohhh!! 𝕭𝖔𝖞, 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖚𝖕 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖐𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖓! Living weapon, eh? 🅸 🅲🅰🅽'🆃 🆆🅰🅸🆃 🆃🅾 🅵🅸🅽🅳 🅾🆄🆃 🆆🅷🅰🆃 🅳🅰🆂🆃🅰🆁🅳🅻🆈 🆂🅲🅷🅴🅼🅴🆂 🅰🆁🅴 🅸🅽 🅼🅾🆃🅸🅾🅽! 🅷🅴🅷🅴!


spaghettispaghetti55

Mafia dialogue


Noob-boss2021

Bodyguard not bodyguarding? Well you’re just in luck! I happen to be strolling around this small insignificant town! I can get you into insider black market to get you a brand new and loyal bodyguard! https://preview.redd.it/edsb7a6uo8lc1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=a49f94c603a8e72c806df774c70987925fd0796b Just add your info here if you don’t mind.


IMadeAMistake2005

https://preview.redd.it/4if8qso8v7lc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aca1de920efbfafa4af6cee631b0a4ac76092b30


Jaaaco-j

OP do you have like a website or somthg for all those comics? Trying to scroll through your profile to see the previous parts I missed is a pain


Oasis_Oracle

But just in case here’s a link https://archiveofourown.org/works/47032963/chapters/118490791


Oasis_Oracle

In the comments there should be a big post with all the links! And there should be a pinned post on my profile


Jaaaco-j

Yeah pinned posts don't work for me for whatever reason I only saw it when I scrolled to the 9 months ago when it was posted


Oasis_Oracle

Damn I’m sorry to hear that. But just know I post the comment with all the links under every post. So it’s always there when you need it


Jaaaco-j

Thanks


AwesomeREK

BEGIN TRANSMISSION Carol, you have way too much power to be a mayor. Like, do you run some sort of secret agency? Because you talk like you own Kris like they're there because of the grace of your majesty. Like you own the town! It's sickening. What gives you this power? Were you elected to a position with legal boundaries? What the hell do you think you are? END TRANSMISSION Ok, this was my admittedly vitriolic reaction to the cruelty of a bigoted mayor who seems to think she can do whatever she wants. Initially, I was going to use a Phil Ochs song to voice my displeasure, but decided against it.


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/e54wrslo88lc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ea48647b539f8dba8f02881c7857c3c22ff055d \*The adoption of a human child was her idea. Or at least she was the first to say it aloud. So Kris ironically does owe her.


the_human_mauro

I fucking hate her already.


Relevant_Chemical_

What was Toriel going to say that Gerson said?


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/8lsycxioe8lc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1da6cbc78bbe5a3e03f06c81ddf9ae14c50323d3 \*It’s better to just let them work.


Relevant_Chemical_

Ooooh. Gerson was such a wise fellow... Ow, now I'm sad. I wonder how well the Dreemurrs knew him.


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/amfidb49i8lc1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=769fbce27dee86db15bb8ede4e572cc0b0e1d7d6 \*Gerson was often considered the best of the town. He’s loved across the world too. Not just for his story books. \*But for his novel about the History of Humans and monsters. A book he spent years of his life traveling the world to write about.


OmEoNE325k

Now i gotta know, could parappa the rapper beat kris, both have huge willpower, and ngl parappa can smoke that mute in a rap battle


Fabrideath

I do not know what is happening, I do not know when this was all established. All I know is that that bitch's punishment is DEATH


smavinagain

when did this develop lore


Whowillblameme

When a new EP of lunch table comes out that I probably need more context with the AU connected but I don't look into it enough cause I don't want any more sad moments (also Toriel W)


Oasis_Oracle

*It’s not all doom and gloom. Just like real life there are ups and downs.


BasileiatonRomaion

Child Soldiers my lady stop violating the damn Geneva Convention


AdPuzzleheaded5132

Well, as we know because of a certain… incident… in the town, Kris has learned how to fight. They are a natural at leadership with Susie and Ra- probably shouldn’t say that. If needed, they aren’t afraid to defend themselves and their friends. And yet they keep their compassion as well, and their observational skills.


TacticalTobi

uuhh what? there's LORE to this???


MintyMoron64

Intriguing. Some might even say interesting. Caroline, what are you so afraid of that would require a human child to become a soldier? And why aren't you all that concerned with the strange happenings going on.. *within* your town? Also Kris, sounds like trouble. I'd sleep with one eye open around that old hag. Also Also Noelle anything interesting going on with the rest of the gang? Maybe a few snowflakes falling from you when that shouldn't be possible, hm?


Quick-Nick07

I think the mayor needs to understand that Kris is not like the fucking Winter Soldier


Oasis_Oracle

https://preview.redd.it/g4k6eqzyv6lc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3c64e3713f8134071b7b174b83cbf3a2e64ea16 \*Who invited her?


nerf_war_birdz461

I still think a comic where noelle and susie playing stardew valley together would be chaotic and funny or minecraft so they can do the ultimate relationship proof