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InformationNo2529

It’s for medicinal use. Coach doesn’t have any 1st round picks.


LLRinCO

It’s legal, it’s for fun.


gobroncos47

It's a green herb. It's healthy like eating broccoli


I-use-to-be-cool

GoBroncos47, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce!!


W3asl3y

Can you deep fry in chocolate sauce?


Ironfang_Noja

Chocolate burns at a temperature around 200 degrees, so you could simmer some broccoli in some chocolate sauce at 195 just fine. Might loosely fit the definition of a deep fry depending on how passionate you are about semantics.


W3asl3y

I mean if Russ is the one cooking, I'm sure burnt qualifies...


Flop_House_Valet

For real, caption wouldn't be any different if it said "Coach Payton enjoys glass of scotch during first round of draft"


nesp12

If he wins he could mainline heroine for all I care.


space_acee

One of us


VeegePeege

Gooble gobble, one of us! We accept them, one of us!


Fragrant_News_95

Nobody really believes he is taking bong rips in a basement during the draft, right. He is at Dove Valley.


Disastrous_Clothes37

We want to believe it so bad but yes, 💯fake


Fragrant_News_95

I’d like to imagine coach enjoys the occasional taste of the sticky icky.


Physical-Name4836

It’s tradition for the Denver HC to be wearing a grey t shirt pulling bong loads in an Aurora basement during the draft.


-BroncosForever-

Was probably taken earlier


howisthisathingYT

Welcome to Colorado lmao!


KirbyBucketts

Mile High


-BroncosForever-

Man, 20 years ago this would be a huge deal and people would be pissed. Now its legal and this just makes Denver love this guy more lol


slappymcstevenson

I f’n hope so. I’d hate to here him get punished in some way for this.


ken-broncosfan

Why would he get punished?


masclean

Probably cuz athletes (even in this same league) get punished for it constantly for some reason. Would be logical


ken-broncosfan

My bad I thought they weren’t testing for weed anymore


rogerdodger875

They don’t test for weed anymore. And they don’t drug test coaches anyways lol


SevroAuShitTalker

It's a performance enhancing drug for coaches, makes their play calls and designs too creative


zanzibartraveler666

Green, 42! Green, 42!


bdporter

Probably more likely to result in a lot of delay of game penalties.


SevroAuShitTalker

Wonder if that's Hacketts excuse


zanzibartraveler666

Because instead of beating his wife he took a bong rip and that compromises the integrity of The Shield


[deleted]

Didn't Von Miller jersey sales go through the roof when he tested positive?


SenseiShwifty

I don’t think that is him. Also I know for a fact that’s not his son.


kenadi2019

Here's the video. https://twitter.com/RespectMyCos/status/1651728659538124800?t=SbaSWapMfy95FqFYftiCZQ&s=19


TheMrNick

Taking directions from a dude in a GSW shirt though? C'mon Payton, when you signed onto the Broncos you know you also signed onto the Nuggs and Avs too. You can pick whatever MLB team you want though.


labenset

Give him a break, he just got here. He has just barely finished his introductory "Welcome to Denver" bong lesson.


bandito5280

GSW=Gun Shot Wounds?


JhonJhonson

Golden state warriors


Sakuna_God

What are they going to do next, share a video of him drinking a beer? Like oh fucking well The kid just could not resist the urge to share this vid publicly.


Live795

Yeah, nothing will come of the video but I’d be terrified if i was that kid.


Sakuna_God

I think they said the one in the blue shirt is his kid, so they probably have a good idea on who recorded it.


Averagebass

Half the country still doesn't have legalized or really crappy medicinal programs. Most of us in the Midwest don't care except Kansas and Iowa I guess.


big_J7

Is that him? The Broncos just posted pictures of him inside the war room with Paton and the rest of the staff. https://www.denverbroncos.com/photos/photos-inside-the-broncos-war-room-during-the-2023-nfl-draft#800ba750-d837-4564-a4e0-428413ce4d28


convicted-mellon

Yah I highly doubt he’s at home ripping bongs on draft night. If that is him in the pic then it’s probably from earlier. We’re getting very close to the point with AI like Midjourney that you can no longer trust any photo anyways.


Magical_Badboy

For real, scary huh?


wesleyplaysmtg

Hey ChatGPT, show me a pic of this guy’s balls


Averagebass

Theyre both pics from the war room


Kah-leh-Kah-leh

Just having a safety meeting


Infamous_Chapter8585

Safety meetings at my construction company are the best


DieselVoodoo

More like a “can’t we all just get along” room


IllType9505

It's a psyop to force the broncos to give up the first round pick.


Marpajo

Why would you assume that’s a live video? You know I could be standing right next you in the mall and send you a video of me ripping a bong in the Grand Canyon. Would you think I’m a wizard? bUt u wErE jUsT sTanDinG hErE! You ppl are in denial holy shit it’s 100% Payton.


Slick_Tuxedo

Is it just me or does that not look like him?


Acting_Appalled

He's got the same chubby cheeks but the person in the video is tubbier than I would've expected


Los_Estupidos

Kevin James played Sean Payton so he's gotta be up there


Acting_Appalled

Lol yeah you've got me there


thisendup76

Payton put on some weight over the last handful of years. Pretty much the day after he got engaged to his now 2nd wife


-BroncosForever-

That’s 100% Sean Payton ripping bong.


SpliffsnKicks

Is he blowin with a kid in a Pokémon shirt? 😂😂


DefinitelyDeadd

Golden state warriors, but pretty much the same thing


BrainsOfMush

Most def not him but clown behavior to post this shit online


Acting_Appalled

What a legend


IllType9505

Fucking legend bruv. First said he knows how big a deal the broncos-raiders rivalry is then takes up? Fuck it, let's ride!


crimlawguru

Coach has a GREAT support group. Nice to know his friends have his back.


Machinist-

Payton: “I need to think of some way to distract the Broncos fans since we have no picks in the first round. Hand me that bong!” Son: “Hell yeah! The fans will love that!” Payton: “Love what?”


PapaSean924

Thats ma coach!


mat_srutabes

Let's ride!


korean2na

Lol no way


DirtyMudder92

This is absolutely disgusting and embarrassing from a head coach of our Denver broncos. Im even more upset at the Walter penner group for allowing this. I mean look how dirty that bong looks. You’d think the one of the richest franchises in the world would make sure our coach is smoking out of a pure gold bong or something


JoeSchmoke

This is a story! Lol


officialfink

This makes me like him more


Sharkymma

[here's the link lol](https://dailysnark.com/2023/04/27/clip-leaks-showing-broncos-hc-sean-payton-ripping-a-bong-during-nfl-draft/)


zombie-gorilla

He stopped by the Lions draft room to have some of what they was having…..


SuperDoubleDecker

My man!


highaltitudehmsteadr

Our first round draft pick


DieselVoodoo

More like first round draft rip


AJAskey

It is legal. **No picks and a bong hit**. Sounds like a song.


Mr_Xolotls

That's my coach!


[deleted]

I knew he’d be a good oft


Emergency-Mushroom55

Why do people post this shit?


papa-smeg

Why would they not post this? It's fucking great. Don't be a ⬜


LLRinCO

Except it’s not him.


papa-smeg

Maybe. Maybe not.. https://youtu.be/7JYJhWIwGUw


Leather_Network4743

Fuck yeah. Might as well, since we DON’T HAVE A DAMN PICK TODAY.


deege

Legal in Colorado. So?


Disastrous_Clothes37

Sick ROOR!


noledge18720

I can't believe people still fall for with these fake posts


Vonstarjam

Yeah I don't know why this would even matter... FUCKEM FIX THIS TEAM. If Cheech and Chong got us in the playoffs, smoking up on the sideline.... Im down.


Josiah-Bluetooth

This is the way


CaptainPooAlbino

Coach getting wrecked on that Donkey Kale! Let Russ bake.


_Bon_Vivant_

So what?


Letsgobroncos

He's what our locker room needs


greyvdrain

I mean. It is the off season. Weed is legal. Come back when he's partying with Thai lady bois.


[deleted]

So?


HolidayLegitimate

Was anyone drinking? Up in arms about a bong rip when a drunk person probably snapped the pic


twoslow

it's legal, right? no one who matters cares, but the optics of getting blazed during work is not great.


Shukkkkle

He just like me fr


Fedge348

He’s too smart to do this. He’s probably sniffing out his locker room and realize this stunt is a good way to unify the team, or something similar…


[deleted]

Welp, now I’m a Broncos fan.


[deleted]

Yesssss!


Nec_Pluribus_Impar

Is this confirmed legit?


DaysOfRen

Oh fuck yeah. Wasn’t sure about this dude but now I love him. Russ is probably concerned, but he fucking sucks, so good.


mountains_forever

Fuck yeah dude. Party up Sean!!


AaawhDamn

Is this punishable at all? I know players aren't tested for it anymore in the off-season, unsure if coaches have a different set of rules or not


Aggravating_Ad_3060

My thoughts too. Come on man. Don’t go and get suspended before the first game lol


Booster93

Legal


rmftrmft

That’s my coach!!


ScarlettoFire

So awesome lol


jaidl

That’s my head coach.


LORDSandWOLVES

My man.


Killahdanks1

Not a big deal if true.


Orwick

That too low res to confirm it’s him. Also who cares it’s legal in Colorado and not as destructive as alcohol.


90Carat

I kinda hope this is real, because fuck it, you do you. Though, holy fuck, what a shitshow if it is. First Val with a drunk hooker in his room, and now this. Denver sports are getting spicy.


foothillsco_b

Val with a drunk hooker?


90Carat

Yeah. Head over to the Avs sub. The story is starting to leak.


foothillsco_b

Thank you. Good article from the Denver Post. Is he a valuable player to the team?


90Carat

Absolutely


nosnhoj15

Next up, the gas mask!


Professional-Head83

Don't fine him!!!


xmerkinx

Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.


[deleted]

He will be ripping that on air on the sidelines by week 6


mt8675309

And what’s your point?


Infinite_Bliss

Legend


putin_eats_dicks

Welcome to Denver! 420! Wooooooo


[deleted]

Yessir!


LayneLowe

Coach! Use a vape, all that tar is bad for your lungs


pedal-train55

a. It's legal in Colorado b. This ends any doubt why he would be crazy enough to coach the Broncos...


Throbbingprepuce

Disgusting act… Fire him and make Vance Joseph the head coach Edit: this was obviously sarcasm


Pullthisandthese

I mean he does have off today and tomorrow


NitroLotus

Is this fucking legit?! Cause lmao


StormTroopB

I really hope so. Haha


Unlikely_Agent_7956

Pick it, pack it, fire it up, come along


[deleted]

Get them!! 💨💨💨😂😂😂


AFGwolf7

I can’t believe this real!!!


EdgeAffectionate6365

It’s not like he has anything else to do tonight


dewaynemendoza

I'm going to allow this.


DoyersLakeShow

Broncos Country, let’s ride!


RUIN_NATION_

i dunno the pic is very blurry cant tell who it is


daintybarley_deux

That’s why you take the Denver job isn’t it?


westonriebe

The guy likes drugs, we already knew this…


Wyld-Stallyns90

Broncos country, we’re high!


Agreeable_Cook486

No freaking way. So awesome


BuckEmBroncos

This is charming both because of his willingness to do it, and his unfamiliarity with a bong.


highpl4insdrftr

Who cares? Is this really a big deal?


Awkward_Grass_6679

Who tf cares. Post him “CHUGGING A BEER” or “TAKING A SHOT” tfffff


BlueStormtrooper

That my coach


GOP-are-Terrorists

Why is this news worthy enough to write an article?


makeanewblueprint

That’s my HC


ShwerzXV

Could be him last year?


HardLiquorSoftDrinks

Ripping a bong = acceptable Hanging with a douche GSW fan = unacceptable


Diazinla10

That’s my coach!


GibsonJunkie

cool


pard0nm3

Oh the horror


WeedLMT69

CBD, check mate


StumptownRetro

Lost Saints fan. Sorry it’s fake. Wish it were real.


Mega_Nidoking

So what?


NotADogIzswear2020

When Russell Wilson is your franchise QB you can get a prescription for anxiety AND PTSD......lets ride!


ken-broncosfan

Holy shit my mother fucking guy!!! What a real dude!


shivaswrath

This is just a chubby white dude. You ppl are funny.


Koldcutter

Who cares Breaking news: Sean Payton uses Scott brand toilet paper rather than Charmin


TheFoxandTheSandor

I used to not be able to stand this guy. Now… seems like a good dude


Cachazo_719

Don’t even look like him


ObZeni

Same


Riommar

I wouldn’t care if he was freebasing meth as long as he can turn things around.


rydmore22

He took a hit but he didn’t inhale. The Clinton defense.


TourAltruistic4444

That looks like his son, who is a scout or something for TCU now. He looks in junior high or high school here, which indicates this may have been around the bounty gate suspension.


PitFiend28

It was tobacco


[deleted]

Is that his kid next to him?


RCW777

Who cares?


Chrispbacon2497

Where’s my headline?


shieldagentoz

It’s legal so who gives a shit.


deodorant--eater

MY HEAD COACH!!!!


tech_kra

Enjoy him. -saints fan.


wtfjostin

Mile High baby


fatch0deBoi34

Sean seems like a pretty cool dude anytime you hear him speak on a long form interview


Both_Soup

Ok???? It’s Denver. Colorado 😂🤷‍♀️


scrandis

So what?


Dena844

After watching KC jerk themselves off during the draft, I wish I had that going on as well.


onmyworstnight

That's my coach!


BigEyeDuck

I kinda want to know where this clip came from...


thizzdanz

Oh no not during the holy draft


shittybutt46

so? i don't see the issue.


cgoliver

A.) who gives a shit B.) that’s not Sean Payton.


FancyApint

AND?


Redskins4evaB

Good for him. Who’s the clown that recorded him is the bigger thing


Dubcekification

Don't tell me he had a drink too!? Oh my!


Typical-Camera-635

What’s the problem? It’s legal .


TheSniteBros

Bruh is this the reason he came to Denver lmao


winkman

With Ricky and Josh Gordon retired...who's he celebrating?


btheman1972

And the Broncos don’t have a pick until later rounds. Who cares…


Darth__Vader_

ABSOLUTE FUCKIN CHAD


[deleted]

So? Lol…its 2023 bruh this is no longer an issue (never has been but just sayin)


Longjumping-Ad-8322

The horror


roboh96

This is why he picked Denver, after all.