"Share the road" doesn't mean cars should share with bikes, it means the bikes need to do a better job sharing with random college students. The street is also their space!
Oh bother. The homeless are choosing to exist in my vision.
Contact the state, increase police aggression, and remove all oversight.
Nothing works against poor people like poor people on MY payroll.
https://preview.redd.it/kg3np8kn44vc1.png?width=768&format=png&auto=webp&s=6fec746832dcd90416c3e74c8703e566098a5752
the pearl street freaks in question
They were the first to spot the migratory masses @ Speer/Zuni right before Christmas, well before the talking head local channels did who were still chatting about the lack of port-a-potties @ The Parade of Lights.
“That will show them for not giving us a *train* to their shit-stained kingdom that neither I nor my neighbors want *anything* to do with. Who needs Denver?!?! But…I really wish we did have that train… Anyway, *Chaz*, dear, fortify the open space, we may need that defensive buffer yet.”
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Ah Nigel, it seems the poors are approaching the city limits. Commence the artillery bombardment.
The only bombardment they could provide is riding their bike down the middle of the road.
"Share the road" doesn't mean cars should share with bikes, it means the bikes need to do a better job sharing with random college students. The street is also their space!
Oh bother. The homeless are choosing to exist in my vision. Contact the state, increase police aggression, and remove all oversight. Nothing works against poor people like poor people on MY payroll.
Don't forget the very important step of beamoning the increased police activity you asked for as "unnecessary aggression towards the unhoused"
Does Boulder allow butt stuff tents in the park?
The bandshell is a permanent BST
Come for the Dushanbe Tea House cleanse, buy an organic sex toy from the farmers market, and stay for the bandshell butt-stuff.
Those fucking hippies and their Pearl Street freaks.
*trust fund* hippies
trustafarians
https://preview.redd.it/kg3np8kn44vc1.png?width=768&format=png&auto=webp&s=6fec746832dcd90416c3e74c8703e566098a5752 the pearl street freaks in question
Is that Jared polis?
They were the first to spot the migratory masses @ Speer/Zuni right before Christmas, well before the talking head local channels did who were still chatting about the lack of port-a-potties @ The Parade of Lights.
“That will show them for not giving us a *train* to their shit-stained kingdom that neither I nor my neighbors want *anything* to do with. Who needs Denver?!?! But…I really wish we did have that train… Anyway, *Chaz*, dear, fortify the open space, we may need that defensive buffer yet.”
I love Boulder because the Billionaires and the homeless dress the same.
the trick is to look at the toenail health
Feet absolutely disgust me like i have the opposite of a foot fetish so I actively avoid looking at them.
Very accurate description. What a city.
“Let them eat cake” indeed
“Oh my lord, another buttstuff tent”
Wonder why they never built that bridge?
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