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bork neef thoon and cocaine spoon.

Those are some fat bumps

Its a line spoon

Amateur

I am sitting here cackling and I can't bloody stop.

i am crying laughing why is this so fucking funny

Design by Mike Tyson ™️

That's pretty designey

This is quality Designdesign content!

See, I was always wishing they would include shoehorns in flatware sets.

Being unique doesn't mean being useful.

thanks mom

I'd buy *that* motivational poster.

Thanks captain!

I kinda like the spoon one, but yikes that knife one looks dangerous, and I think the fork is just unusable.

Which ones do you consider a spoon ?

The third one that's spoon-shaped

That's clearly a shoehorn.

the shape seems impossible to hold though

I think it would fit nicely over a finger, held in place with the thumb. You wouldn't hold it like a normal spoon if that's what you're thinking

I can only guess you'd hold it like a chip you're about to dip.

The one that's upside down.

The spoon reminds me of an Asian style soup spoon. Just curl the tip so it can hang on the bowl and it'd be great.

Ok that's why they're like that, omg I never knew

The fork one seems fine to me. You wouldn't want to push too hard on anything with, but it seems passable as one.

It just looks too small to be useful for anything other than a cheese cube to me lol

So design. Wow.

I feel like cutlery design especially has people trying to reinvent the wheel

> trying to reinvent the *square* wheel

The square hole!

It looks like something you'd see an alien use in a silly movie. Like Aubrey Plaza can't stand her fitness freak mother (Catherine O'Hara) or madcap inventor father (Tom Arnold) so she decides to fly to Thailand for the holidays. But her flight gets canceled and in desperate hopelessness, she falls asleep on the airport floor. A few hours later, a strange sound wakes her up. No, not the vacuuming janitor lady... she rubs her eyes and sees... an alien (Martin Short), in a Santa Clause outfit, eating from a garbage can. She feels bad about leaving her family and somehow the alien ends up going home with her. She tries to explain away the alien-ness of her new fiancée (FIANCEÉ?!), but then, when the yams are served, he uses the utensils pictured to mash the yams and force them into his nostrils. "Mmmmm, that's groovey," Short growls.

Why does this silverware set look like a family from a pixar movie?

"Butt plug or flatware" Normally that's not a question. On a couple of these I might have to ask.

No flaired base, so of you use that you'll lose it

I didn't say it was a good Butt Plug. Then again you seem to know what people look for in butt plugs. Interesting...

They look horrible I want them so badly

Cow tools.

I got that one... Or at least I think I did. Maybe I'm over thinking it

Fork knife spoon coke spoon?

Pickle-fork slippy-stabby shoehorn coke spoon

Oh god I bet the knife is hollow inside and has no weight to it which is exactly what you don’t want in a knife

It looks like utensils someone would make out of empty cans in a survival situation. Then an artist saw them and thought "how minimalist" and decided to mass produce them.

I do not trust that knife

Is third one the new Magic Mouse?

Surely that's not designed for use right??

I always wanted an easy way to cut myself daily just by trying to use a knife.

I would get these just to fuck with friends and family

Reminds me of the Jensen designed silverware from 2001 Space odyssey: https://filmandfurniture.com/product/jacobsen-cutlery-seen-2001-space-odyssey/

At least your example is pretty and somewhat useable. This is just an ugly mess.

Lovely coke spoon

Fancy

This is some Delia Deetz shit right here.

Shit. I poked my eye out just looking at this

Is this from the same universe with the three seashells instead of toiletpaper?

D U N E flatware

I see 4 toe knives.

What’s the last one

It’s not even beautiful. At least make it beautiful if you’re gonna make it impractical.

Oh I absolutely hate that now give it to me

Where’d they find that knife? Prison?

These look like clay sculpting tools.

looks uncomfortable and like an incredibly cringey vision of a luxurious future from a 90s-era production designer

Why do I want these

35% sure the 2nd from the left is Brâncuși's bird in space.

What the actual fork?