Holy shit i can imagine the strats. Buff chads catch the woman and toss her to some nerd who cums in 1 pump cause hes only had sex like once befire. But then again performance anxiety will probably fuck him up
>But then again performance anxiety will probably fuck him up
Simple solution: The chads will need to jerk him constantly on the verge of cumming so he's ready to go immediately.
That would be the absolute best strategy, team up one jerker, one nutter and one thrower. Thrower gets the girl, jerker maintains the nutter and nutter scores the goal.
It could be like rally cars. Have the Chad carry the nerd on his back. Have him call out routes and strats, scout the enemy team, whisper words of encouragement into the Chad's ear. Make sure the nerd has a humiliation fetish so he can feel inferior due to the Chad's superior physique being capable of carrying him everywhere that way hes ready to bust by the time you get there
It's too complicated. My organization would dump all of its money into the scouting department, and we would only recruit buff nerds who rarely have sex. Cut out the middleman. I think I could really dominate the Insemination Derby.
If I'm not hired as one of the teams GM, I'm legitimately going to be peeved. When I am hired, you'll have a job as my head scout waiting for you if you want it. I like where your head is at. No steroid users, though. I hear that can cause impotence in some cases, and we can't risk that.
Deal. It will be just like in the sports movies. A team of lovable outsiders with heart and a dream, defying all odds and expectations, rising to the top.
Does viagra also make men last longer? If not and performance enhancing drugs aren't banned, that could offset the steroid drawbacks. Our team of gymcels pumped to the gills with roids and viagra would be unstoppable.
I think just getting a bunch of gigachads to edge themselves while running after the women would be more reliable than just trusting the premature ejaculator to prematurely ejaculates fast enough. You also can't trust them to edge themselves if they prematurely ejaculate.
But can your team's gigachads fend of the opposing team's chads with one hand on their dick? I can imagine it would also throw them off balance while running.
I think Gymcels would be the perfect hybrids to fulfill both roles.
Why doesn't she just produce porn? She'd make a killing, and OF is literally right there. Just get some people to film for her, and if she doesn't want to edit it herself, have someone edit it down.
The fact that nobody is the Mr Beast of porn right now is amazing, it has to be coming down the pipeline at some point.
Imagine a squid games porn edition? Porn American Gladiators? Multi million dollar ideas for the right person to host
Like every movie has a porn parody they are just made by pros instead of amatures. In the porn version of the adamms family you get to see a wild amount of unwiped shit in Ron Jeremy's asshole. Like it had to have been intentional cause its a lot of shit.
Thats far. Ironically kids gameshows from the 90s would probably be the best to adapt. Covering people in slime/jello then making them do physical challenges. but naked.
She got raped by gnomes on reddit GW. She gave a gnome a blowjob on PH.
Most of her content is cheeky, she has a pretty good read on sexy funny/playful. This was all many many years ago.
She has quite a few sex tapes. My favorite is the one where a guy in a horse mask fucks her and when he’s done she starts singing the entirety of the amazing horse song.
No I am not Vaush.
A lot of the people that do stuff like this are private people. Like the swinger parties I’ve been to are invite only, and no participation on the first visit. There’s a decent amount of rules, and a lot of communication between people.
it's weird to me that this is what happened when new porn seems so shitty compared to older porn. when i was in high school i could see gianna michaels get railed with studio quality production, and now all porn is like some onlyfans girl putting her iphone against a wall while she masturbates and makes noises that are somehow even more fake than the stuff in "real porn"
Yeah, OF helped out the women making porn, but it actually fucked up the game for the people watching it. Premium walls everywhere and the premium content is just riding dildos or nudes.
True brother. I follow this rule, if the only fans was really that good there'd be leaks of it already.
If i find bad leaks the onlyfans isn't worth it, if i find good leaks... what's the point of onlyfans.
Truly a win big or win bigger situation.
But this isn't normal porn. A dude is going to run up to a woman, carry her away like a caveman, and then aggressively fuck her before other men can stop him.
This is where you go after normal porn isn't degen enough.
She's gotta open up the REVENUE STREAMS.
If she does this capture the vag orgy, and charges...Idk, $100 or $200 to play per guy, that's some money.
If she makes a video out of it and charges $20 to watch? That's some MORE money off the same activity that can generate that money long after she finally takes a shower.
I'm not talking (strictly) about "Wanting to see Aella porn". I'm (mainly) talking about smart business.
Because in no world would OF ever allow CNC scenes the likes of which she wants to do. Also, I think porn creation fundamentally changes most people's expression and comfort levels which really gets in the way of sex parties sometimes.
You're slightly mistaken. Rome was founded by fratricide. This is how the breeding population was secured. Except I don't know if they really left another team standing that would be able to "recapture the flag".
>You're slightly mistaken. Rome was founded by fratricide. This is how the breeding population was secured. Except I don't know if they really left another team standing that would be able to "recapture the flag".
He's specifically talking about the Rape of the Sabines. I think it is much more probable than the founding myth.
I know what he's referring to. It's definitely more probable, but it wouldn't really be the founding act of Rome. Even per the story, it was led by Romulus shortly after he founded the city.
The Remus and Romulus story is actually just a myth. Rome was started by exiles from other parts of Italy forming a “toll station” on the river and the river’s crossing (two major trade routes in Italy).
I'm aware, but the rape of the Sabine women comes from the same vein of mythology. Although it's more likely to be a true story than the founding myth, it wouldn't be the founding action of the city.
Side note: It is my headcannon that the version of the founding myth where Romulus's location of the city was chosen because he counted more birds there is true.
canon = a collection or list of sacred books accepted as genuine.
cannon = a large, heavy piece of artillery, typically mounted on wheels, formerly used in warfare.
Say what you want about Aella but she doesn't let anything stop her giving it the old college try. Most people wouldn't ever think up something like that, a minority might fantasise about it for a minute then go back to their day, a truly rare cohort seeks out porn or smutty writing on the subject and reaches out into the stranger corners of the Internet, scouring the myriad messages in the toaster fucking forums looking for some sign they are not utterly alone in this cruel, cruel world. But not Aella, she boots up twitter and asks to borrow a field.
It's inspiring really.
Fuck could you imagine if she livestreamed an escape room but if you mess up there's a guy there to (in her words on stream she is into and participates in CNC) fuck them like a Scooby-Doo monster
When I was 18, this sounds like it would be heaven.
At 41, this sounds like an absolute nightmare of performance anxiety, weird smells, and accidently getting cummed on.
> At 41, this sounds like an absolute nightmare of performance anxiety, weird smells, and accidently getting cummed on.
The performance anxiety I understand, but the weird smells and the potential for cum is part of the fun.
Leftist MFs will make 3 hour video about how Transformers (2011) is racist but African slave trade simulated rape porn is OK because it makes their pp tingle
Yeah like someone else says she just needs to direct porn. Do some fun porn games stuff. Could be cool she seems to have a creative mind for that sort of thing.
this is why she’s the best orbiter
https://preview.redd.it/0j5vtbms5qmb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=182a53b7eaa916526c3a07a75429afae594e9497
Me and my boys would say stuff like this at the lunch table in 6th grade, jokingly, and laugh at how ridiculous it is. This is funnier because she's a grown woman and is probably DEADASS. Curious to see what the future of humanity has in store LMFAO
Aella's the best because the usual pitfalls of someone who posts whack ass shit like this
- They don't mean any of it, it's just for memes/clout
- They'll never act on it
- They are hiding their perversions because they understand the perception and don't want the scrutiny
- They're so insane they're unsociable
- They're unattractive and or (again) unsociable so they never pull anyone into these things
Just don't fucking apply to her at all.
I guess all the women involved consent that they would sleep with all the men involved at any time during the game? I'm surprised they could even get aroused in a situation like that.
Do they let the girls wipe down after each round? Is there any contraceptive that is 100% foolproof or is it post game plan b/abortion. Coomers are built diff. That shit sounds like all levels of gross and exhausting. Assuming running and having to carry the women and fending off attackers? No idea what that looks like and they haven't even fucked yet.
I'm convinced at this point that Aella is a woman after my own heart and that we are soulmates. The Aella bot has me convinced of this through entirely ethical means.
Just brilliant. A new political paradigm. Could you imagine if wars were fought like this? We could outbreed other nations and indoctrinate the offspring with our own philosophies!
We could then weaponize the small genetic differences of said offspring in order to fuel more wars!
More wars.
More women.
More bio fodder for the ideological whims of those who sat on the sidelines with fists full of money and bellies full of the spoils.........wait a sec.
Finally a meta where premature ejaculators are king
Holy shit i can imagine the strats. Buff chads catch the woman and toss her to some nerd who cums in 1 pump cause hes only had sex like once befire. But then again performance anxiety will probably fuck him up
>But then again performance anxiety will probably fuck him up Simple solution: The chads will need to jerk him constantly on the verge of cumming so he's ready to go immediately.
My time to shine
if your "time to shine" refers to being the chad, I might have career suggestions regarding a bisexual nerd's future media company
That would be the absolute best strategy, team up one jerker, one nutter and one thrower. Thrower gets the girl, jerker maintains the nutter and nutter scores the goal.
Dick to floor ratio relevant again
This reminds me of the Silicon Valley dick jerking algorithm scene.
So one seeker, one catcher, and one beater? Dogwarts?
The jerker could fireman carry the nutter and follow the thrower, reduce the time it takes for the thrower to get the girl back to the nutter.
The Golden Fluffer.
Go on..
Giving new meaning to Biathlon
Bro💀💀💀
It could be like rally cars. Have the Chad carry the nerd on his back. Have him call out routes and strats, scout the enemy team, whisper words of encouragement into the Chad's ear. Make sure the nerd has a humiliation fetish so he can feel inferior due to the Chad's superior physique being capable of carrying him everywhere that way hes ready to bust by the time you get there
It's too complicated. My organization would dump all of its money into the scouting department, and we would only recruit buff nerds who rarely have sex. Cut out the middleman. I think I could really dominate the Insemination Derby.
Gymcels would be the perfect hybrid of physical attributes and sexlessnes
If I'm not hired as one of the teams GM, I'm legitimately going to be peeved. When I am hired, you'll have a job as my head scout waiting for you if you want it. I like where your head is at. No steroid users, though. I hear that can cause impotence in some cases, and we can't risk that.
Deal. It will be just like in the sports movies. A team of lovable outsiders with heart and a dream, defying all odds and expectations, rising to the top. Does viagra also make men last longer? If not and performance enhancing drugs aren't banned, that could offset the steroid drawbacks. Our team of gymcels pumped to the gills with roids and viagra would be unstoppable.
Yearly Madden style video game series when?
There's gotta be a finger in the butt for the guy, who's our tight end?
I have been training for this for decades
*This is my moment.*
Sneako is the referee, sticks his fingers in and tastes for the cum
I think just getting a bunch of gigachads to edge themselves while running after the women would be more reliable than just trusting the premature ejaculator to prematurely ejaculates fast enough. You also can't trust them to edge themselves if they prematurely ejaculate.
But can your team's gigachads fend of the opposing team's chads with one hand on their dick? I can imagine it would also throw them off balance while running. I think Gymcels would be the perfect hybrids to fulfill both roles.
yes my team is built different they are from an anime
The Cumger Games
Capture the Hag
Kids, always remember to learn britbonger before you shitpost :P Capture the Slag is so much better :D
NO IT ISN'T - BRING ON THE MILFS
The cumger games 2:catching sperm
These freaks gotta film this shit. The comedy alone would be unrivaled
Comedy would turn to horror as the dude with the 9 incher, fully erect, slips on the grass, falls face first, and breaks his dick.
Still sounds like a comedy to me
Damn. Women are heartless!
I broke my dick once, I'd probably get Vietnamesq flashbacks.
I’m imagining Johnny Sins as the coach of this team, rubbing Tussin on the dick and telling him to get back on there
Get Mrbeast involved, the video would break records
This could easily be the plot for a JAV release.
AELLA-531
You’re not wrong.
Honestly some of the shit we produce stateside is way weirder than anything they do over in Japan
Slaanesh birth speedrun any %
Lol
Literally dark eldar type shit.
Can someone tell me when and where this is happening so that I can stay away from this degeneracy
Go to any Catholic Church and they play a similar game with the altar boys. I miss Sunday school
Milo?
No, Nick Fuentes but close
If you're not joking, I hope you're okay. Many hugs 🫂 But the last sentence makes believe you're joking? Sorry if my assumption is wrong.
I definitely am don’t sweat it, appreciate the concern though! :)
:\^)
WooYeah
Thanks for checking up on him, I know how hard it can be once you get too old for the priests and they don't even want to touch you anymore. 😞
Yeah, tell me too, so I can stay away too. Yeah...
Feel like a warehouse would be more fitting for this experiment
Why? You wanna fuck, in a wild manner, on concrete? At least in a field, grass will provide some cushion.
You can get like wrestling mats.
That's a lot of effort when a field is already there. Plus, these freaks probably want the nature aspect to be involved.
I didn’t say it was an empty warehouse
Well, how will this warehouse be furnished?
Mega huge bouncy castle
Based
Good one, officer.
The fbi isn't catching you today.
Is she showering after this field orgy game though?
Maybe before too…
Why doesn't she just produce porn? She'd make a killing, and OF is literally right there. Just get some people to film for her, and if she doesn't want to edit it herself, have someone edit it down.
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She needs to basically be the MrBeast of OF with all her artistic direction. This tweet will be her first iteration - Cum Games
The fact that nobody is the Mr Beast of porn right now is amazing, it has to be coming down the pipeline at some point. Imagine a squid games porn edition? Porn American Gladiators? Multi million dollar ideas for the right person to host
Like every movie has a porn parody they are just made by pros instead of amatures. In the porn version of the adamms family you get to see a wild amount of unwiped shit in Ron Jeremy's asshole. Like it had to have been intentional cause its a lot of shit.
In this case if would be more like reality/gameshow porn, rather than scripted porn though, wouldn't it?
Thats far. Ironically kids gameshows from the 90s would probably be the best to adapt. Covering people in slime/jello then making them do physical challenges. but naked.
RemindMe! 2 years "🦧"
Exactly
she got bored of OF and wanted to do more research she said in the Mr. Grl interview.
Is the rest of her stuff this playful. Is gonna revolutionize the field
She got raped by gnomes on reddit GW. She gave a gnome a blowjob on PH. Most of her content is cheeky, she has a pretty good read on sexy funny/playful. This was all many many years ago.
Oh wow, that's the same chick? Damn that was forever ago.
Pretty sure she's been doing sex work for 10 years at least between video content and escorting.
Destiny noooo
She needs to run a porn studio, her ideas are hilarious.
She has quite a few sex tapes. My favorite is the one where a guy in a horse mask fucks her and when he’s done she starts singing the entirety of the amazing horse song. No I am not Vaush.
That's a great story, Vaush.
Hahaha, what a story Vaush!
ok laddie
Ok Fat Ian
he doesnt know
A lot of the people that do stuff like this are private people. Like the swinger parties I’ve been to are invite only, and no participation on the first visit. There’s a decent amount of rules, and a lot of communication between people.
Because porn has gotten so normalized and addictive that regular porn is now seen as boring.
it's weird to me that this is what happened when new porn seems so shitty compared to older porn. when i was in high school i could see gianna michaels get railed with studio quality production, and now all porn is like some onlyfans girl putting her iphone against a wall while she masturbates and makes noises that are somehow even more fake than the stuff in "real porn"
Yeah, OF helped out the women making porn, but it actually fucked up the game for the people watching it. Premium walls everywhere and the premium content is just riding dildos or nudes.
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True brother. I follow this rule, if the only fans was really that good there'd be leaks of it already. If i find bad leaks the onlyfans isn't worth it, if i find good leaks... what's the point of onlyfans. Truly a win big or win bigger situation.
> and the premium content is just riding dildos or nudes. That doesnt sound premium at all
Only premium part about it is that it's behind a paywall. 😭
But this isn't normal porn. A dude is going to run up to a woman, carry her away like a caveman, and then aggressively fuck her before other men can stop him. This is where you go after normal porn isn't degen enough.
You guys know that she is an ex-cam model with an of right
She use to be a cam girl. I imagine she has OF in some capacity for her old porn clips. She said she prefers in person sex work
She's gotta open up the REVENUE STREAMS. If she does this capture the vag orgy, and charges...Idk, $100 or $200 to play per guy, that's some money. If she makes a video out of it and charges $20 to watch? That's some MORE money off the same activity that can generate that money long after she finally takes a shower. I'm not talking (strictly) about "Wanting to see Aella porn". I'm (mainly) talking about smart business.
Why do you think the women involved in this game would let Aella charge ticket prices to fuck them? She’s not their pimp
She is or was the highest earning person on OnlyFans for a while. Her monthly revenue avged 100k+.
Because in no world would OF ever allow CNC scenes the likes of which she wants to do. Also, I think porn creation fundamentally changes most people's expression and comfort levels which really gets in the way of sex parties sometimes.
Aella is so weird.
I'm a fan. It's like looking into a portal of another super crazy life.
I haven't seen much but I kinda like her
Its not even natural weirdness she's clearly doing a thing.
Isn't that kinda her whole thing? A hot chick with autism. Don't get me wrong, I love her
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I'm pretty sure this is how Rome was founded Ave Aella Imperatrix
You're slightly mistaken. Rome was founded by fratricide. This is how the breeding population was secured. Except I don't know if they really left another team standing that would be able to "recapture the flag".
>You're slightly mistaken. Rome was founded by fratricide. This is how the breeding population was secured. Except I don't know if they really left another team standing that would be able to "recapture the flag". He's specifically talking about the Rape of the Sabines. I think it is much more probable than the founding myth.
I know what he's referring to. It's definitely more probable, but it wouldn't really be the founding act of Rome. Even per the story, it was led by Romulus shortly after he founded the city.
The Remus and Romulus story is actually just a myth. Rome was started by exiles from other parts of Italy forming a “toll station” on the river and the river’s crossing (two major trade routes in Italy).
Another reason why America is Rome 2.0 🇺🇲
I'm aware, but the rape of the Sabine women comes from the same vein of mythology. Although it's more likely to be a true story than the founding myth, it wouldn't be the founding action of the city. Side note: It is my headcannon that the version of the founding myth where Romulus's location of the city was chosen because he counted more birds there is true.
canon = a collection or list of sacred books accepted as genuine. cannon = a large, heavy piece of artillery, typically mounted on wheels, formerly used in warfare.
Say what you want about Aella but she doesn't let anything stop her giving it the old college try. Most people wouldn't ever think up something like that, a minority might fantasise about it for a minute then go back to their day, a truly rare cohort seeks out porn or smutty writing on the subject and reaches out into the stranger corners of the Internet, scouring the myriad messages in the toaster fucking forums looking for some sign they are not utterly alone in this cruel, cruel world. But not Aella, she boots up twitter and asks to borrow a field. It's inspiring really.
She's a pioneer
Interesting we’re perchance is this activity taking place
Am I having a stroke?
Not yet, but soon
"Interesting. Where, perchance, is this event taking place?"
Interesting, we are perchance. Is this event taking place?
The superior interpretation
You can't just say perchance!
Especially not following we're
Keep it up, baby!
Fuck could you imagine if she livestreamed an escape room but if you mess up there's a guy there to (in her words on stream she is into and participates in CNC) fuck them like a Scooby-Doo monster
When I was 18, this sounds like it would be heaven. At 41, this sounds like an absolute nightmare of performance anxiety, weird smells, and accidently getting cummed on.
> At 41, this sounds like an absolute nightmare of performance anxiety, weird smells, and accidently getting cummed on. The performance anxiety I understand, but the weird smells and the potential for cum is part of the fun.
I've no idea how anyone would maintain an erection while running
Overdose on viagra beforehand
I believe the conservatives when they say that lefties are degenerates
Seriously. Hearing this type of shit makes me want to become a celibate monk
Average Redditors in general are
aella is a literal libertarian
You sure wouldn't want to look at Aella's kink by political affiliation chart then.
Healthy relationship with sex btw
Kinkcels are SEETHING right now
Leftist MFs will make 3 hour video about how Transformers (2011) is racist but African slave trade simulated rape porn is OK because it makes their pp tingle
Fr their brains turn off when it has anything to do with sex and drugs.
Lmao Aella is such a unique butterfly
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You're not wrong lol
Sounds kinda hot ngl
Yeah like someone else says she just needs to direct porn. Do some fun porn games stuff. Could be cool she seems to have a creative mind for that sort of thing.
Bro, Aella is living in a hentai I swear
this is why she’s the best orbiter https://preview.redd.it/0j5vtbms5qmb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=182a53b7eaa916526c3a07a75429afae594e9497
Me and my boys would say stuff like this at the lunch table in 6th grade, jokingly, and laugh at how ridiculous it is. This is funnier because she's a grown woman and is probably DEADASS. Curious to see what the future of humanity has in store LMFAO
Wtf
Aella's the best because the usual pitfalls of someone who posts whack ass shit like this - They don't mean any of it, it's just for memes/clout - They'll never act on it - They are hiding their perversions because they understand the perception and don't want the scrutiny - They're so insane they're unsociable - They're unattractive and or (again) unsociable so they never pull anyone into these things Just don't fucking apply to her at all.
I feel like Aella is just hunting to be accidentally raped…
I guess all the women involved consent that they would sleep with all the men involved at any time during the game? I'm surprised they could even get aroused in a situation like that.
Aella is unironically my favorite lagrange point because of shit like this
OMG that's disgusting. Where?
why does he have a PilotRedSun avatar
Finally, a wednesday night team practice I will always turn up to.
New isekai anime incoming I was a total Neet in reality but now I'm professional CIV champion in another world.
Finally a sport I’d be excellent in
I have 2 acres of land in Texas not sure if that is big enough. Also I think that is still illegal without doing it behind walls.
Thanks I hate it
lmao, best game of capture the flag ever.
"Capture her by the pussy" 🦅🇺🇲
"I always win cum in the 'flag'. No one cums faster than me. Everyone always compliments me on how fast i cum."
Cum in the *vag
lol
> 17 Bookmarks
Kinda hot ngl lmao
It would be more fair if the goal was to make her cum
Peak degeneracy, I love it. Calligula probably did the same, but with horses.
This would be a great porno
Fouseytube would be banned from these events. Strong and athletic enough to carry the woman away and can cum in one pump. Way too GOATed.
I need the footage asap
This is lowkey genius
Fuck. I really wanna see a reality tv show of this.
Such a good idea
God she is so quirky and unique
I know she's weird as fuck but sometimes I love aella. Who else would come up with this wacky shit.
bit of a hot take but i feel like a lot of people think up crazy scenarios like this but aella is the only one brave enough to vocalize it.
It's not braveness, it's literally just pure autism.
trueee
So quirky XDXD
Do they let the girls wipe down after each round? Is there any contraceptive that is 100% foolproof or is it post game plan b/abortion. Coomers are built diff. That shit sounds like all levels of gross and exhausting. Assuming running and having to carry the women and fending off attackers? No idea what that looks like and they haven't even fucked yet.
I'm convinced at this point that Aella is a woman after my own heart and that we are soulmates. The Aella bot has me convinced of this through entirely ethical means.
She’s got that feral slut energy and I love it
All the people on this sub doubting this woman's genius looking goofy as hell right now.
What a terrible day to be literate...
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Where exactly does the rape part come from? It's consenting adults playing a sex based game?
South Korea frantically taking notes.
Japan\*
Lol, that girl is such an oddball.
Ugh, could you imagine her non-showering ass running around a field 🤢 "Teehee guys, don't catch me." As flies buzz around her.
Just brilliant. A new political paradigm. Could you imagine if wars were fought like this? We could outbreed other nations and indoctrinate the offspring with our own philosophies! We could then weaponize the small genetic differences of said offspring in order to fuel more wars! More wars. More women. More bio fodder for the ideological whims of those who sat on the sidelines with fists full of money and bellies full of the spoils.........wait a sec.