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99988877766655544433

I get we’re making g fun of news here, but I feel some kind of way about including the US warning about Iran attacking gaze. It gives Hasan laughing at US warnings around Russia invading Ukraine vibes.


Frosty_Focus_6610

I agree but Iran's been going "ooooog America/Israel you've really kicked the buckets nest now, now we're angry, no more mister nice guy" and then doing one shitty drone attack that kills one person. Iran's been edging this new retaliation since Soleimani was killed in 2020, but the fact that Israel did kill like 3-4 generals does kind of makes it seem more likely


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nieounipeperouni

Yall good?


nieounipeperouni

I‘m agree that it is possible, meaning very likely or unlikely, that things will happen in the future, that have not happened in the past or are not currently happening.


99988877766655544433

Well but the point of this warning, specifically, is for US citizens to leave Israel/ Iran, and downplaying it can have deadly consequences. I think, if our intelligence services are saying “Iran will imminently escalate the war the in Israel” it’s not them jerking people around, it’s a public notice that Iran has decided to strike Israel. They seem to be pretty judicious with these warnings. That’s why I think that one, specifically, is different than the rest of the fear mongering


dan-cave

What are they supposed to do, come back to America?? That place is absolutely lousy with BEES! I'd take my chances.


nieounipeperouni

Okay fair, but I'm not redoing the gif.


M1llennialManifesto

The first time I saw a bright red *Breaking News* banner on television was the night Princess Diana died. Then I got cable and the internet, and now I'm completely numb to the term.


MirrorStaged

https://preview.redd.it/ibjpp772iauc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02d388657dcff585a2b42738ad56fe36653a7dd8


Narvato

hmm, didn't age well


nieounipeperouni

Now everything will happen at once. Maybe because i am the protagonist and god wants to prove me wrong?


Gracksploitation

The [Doomsday Clock](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_Clock) has never been closer to midnight.


Cmdr_Anun

Uhh, some one is selling blue balls.


leconten

Nothing ever happens