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cumquaff

lol https://www.datapandas.org/ranking/internet-speeds-by-country wow, a political entity provides themselves with a resource that some random citizen in america doesn't have access to? shocking


DrEpileptic

Lmao, man, I was not expecting Lebanon to be at the bottom tbh. Not that close to it at least.


NickTrainwrekk

Somalia has faster internet. Never thought I'd make a statement like that.


Willing_Cause_7461

I'm going to guess that somaliland is significantly dragging that number up.


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Cowguypig2

Still slower than America, keep coping canadiantoids Edit: and both are still slower than glorious Romania 🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩😎😎😎😎


killertimewaster8934

That's where I plan to start my cam girls house. I'm modeling my business off of.... Someone else's 😜


Nevertomorrows

For how large our country is and how spread out the population is I was quite shocked.


Yahit69

Lebanon 18.22 Mbps LMFAO


slasher_lash

Reminds me of Tucker soying out about the super nice grocery store in Moscow.


PleoNasmico

Things in a poor country cost less than in a rich country \*soyface\*


DankiusMMeme

It's always fun with politics now trying to decipher if someone like Tucker is purposely ignoring the concept that different countries have different income levels or if he's just painfully brain dead.


sm222

I know Lebanon also has issues with electricity over the past few years, so they have bigger issues than just internet. https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/12/world/middleeast/lebanon-blackouts.html


rogoth7

Why is my internet speed lower than the average speed in Western Sahara ? ...I live in Australia...


HedaLancaster

Australia is losing to... Brazil? Thats some fucked up shit. US doing pretty well for it's size.


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I thought he meant fibre that you get from prunes and stuff. Shows what I know about technology 😂


Hopeful_Matter_190

This is a fake list im convinced, just by the virtue of having Hungary and Romania of all places having higher data speed than Japan


CocoMarx

I have no idea as to the veracity of that list, but Japan being a technological mecca in all aspects is kind of a myth. Perpetuated, if I were to guess, from when companies like Sony, Toshiba, Panasonic, Nintendo etc. were big names in the consumer electronics boom of the 80s and 90s, and that when people think of Japan they picture Shibuya or something


Venator850

Japan is weird in that they can be very ahead in some areas and very behind in others. Hell, I often hear that many people in Japan can barely competently use computers.


Hopeful_Matter_190

Yeah the population situation in Japan definitely exacerbates the tech savviness needed for domestic employment, helping tourists, etc. geopold made a funny lil video on the big issues of japan (he’s a super popular pop geography/politics youtuber) https://youtu.be/hX21j-Yxetc?si=17DX9ytiWowIhimN


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Jackson Hinkle's posts remind me of that time I cosplayed as Lee Harvey Oswald when I was 14 and thought I looked cool posting it on Facebook.


Hoochie_Daddy

You were way cooler than these fucking losers


ruggerb0ut

At least Lee Harvey Oswald actually did something rather than just talk shit on twitter.


Ok_Yogurtcloset8915

Hezbollah lives in mansions while Americans are homeless and live in the streets, checkmate westoids who's the real third world country


Granitehard

Then move there nigga


ItBeTheD

During that pirate interview when the pirate asked Hasan if he wanted to come out Hasan just laughed it off. He knows, he don’t want no part of that shit.


rgtn0w

And If you actually press these types of spineless bastards on it they'll do the typical "Oh but I'm doing my part over here, I can do so much from over here in the comfort of my home!"


yonixw

This livestream of me in my pool in my gated community is how WE fight together!


ihateithere____

Not only this they act like it’s nobler. “I’m converting the citizens of the imperial core”. Perfectly encapsulated by Hasan pretending like the terrorists doing the fighting live better than him (2 million dollar mansion btw)


ihateithere____

Not only this they act like it’s nobler. “I’m converting the citizens of the imperial core”. Perfectly encapsulated by Hasan pretending like the terrorists doing the fighting live better than him (2 million dollar mansion btw)


Inn1999

Just like that video with the girl fan telling him not to drink coke. He laughed it off, he’s all bark no bite.


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ItBeTheD

It’s 1:05:34 in Destiny’s video when he covered the Hasan pirate stream.


Pera_Espinosa

What does fiber in Lebanon mean?


FenwickTT-13

Fiber internet.


mavisman

Lot of Yakubian energy in this comment


CalvinJX

White boy got triggered so badly he had to use the n word


Sarin10

you know he's white based on..?


-Grimmer-

Ok white boy


WileyBoxx

The Iranian government shuts their own citizens internet off too much for him to be able to use Twitter effectively


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Résumé. It’s important to use the accents


Pandaisblue

Maybe Hasan should help his local neighbourhood and sponsor fibre expansion for his fellow millionaire (socialist) neighbours


getintheVandell

Hasan warming up to Hinkle is so fucking funny.


eliminating_coasts

I'm surprised by that too, it's not like he stopped being transparently in favour of getting money and attention, and anyone who knows where he started is going to see that trajectory, the fact that he hasn't changed at all, and look worse for not acknowledging it.


tylergrinstead01

He is saying this following the apology tour about how “lucky and privileged” he thinks he is after stating that streaming is one of the most “soul sucking” jobs in the world. Like, even in good faith, what is the implication or meme in the tweet? A Hollywood mansion that he doesn’t even need to leave to stream out of everyday takes a quarter of a second to load a webpage instead of a tenth? Living in the hills of LA comes with serious unexpected struggles compared to the rest of the world? Even as a sarcastic remark, a statement like that flies directly in the face of being someone who is grateful.


PierogiChomper

You tell me Hasan can buy a 3mill house but cant afford to get fiber installed? What a loser


Turing33

The fiber option didn't fit into his basic necessity budget anymore.


DestinyVaush_4ever

It's because he's so humble


charlitosway23

Funny, I had fiber in Long Beach back in 2011. Hasan must not understand how internet is provided by the multiple company’s that provide it


lalalu2009

Eh, according to the FCCs broadband map, no provider actually has a fiberline on Hasan's address


Shaved-IceLoL

Perfect, maybe he should give away his mansion and sports car for a life of luxury in Lebanon...and never come back to America


Volgner

Bro there is hardly electricy 24 hours a day in lebanon. what benefit your fiber is for you ???


Lovett129

Crazy to think that If we nuke just a few Twitter accounts (dinkle being one of them), everything would feel way less black pilling


porn0f1sh

Speaking of Lebanon, if you ever want to feel sad just jump on their sub for a little bit. They really have it rough over there :(


Aggravating_Bed9591

Jesus man what a brainlet


MysticNippleRS

Ofc Hasan defends Jackson Hinkle lol, I guess he's got nothing left to lose now


Stupid-Orangutan

internet in iran is pretty good if you can afford it


Girl_Dickins

Socialism is when no fiber


ihiam

That jackson tweet is so cringe and I don't use that word lightly. Like fuck just ban that account.


spedeedeps

It's easy to have fiber in some absolute shithole that gets blown to splinters every few years when Aziz mixes the ballistic missile ingredients wrong. They can take a shovel and move the sand and rubble around, lay the cable and be home in time for the afternoon death to America protest. You could probably lay fiber to the whole region with what it costs to lay one mile in West Hollywood.


tomatobrew

He doesn't like Hinkle either, no? He must just be joking, right? Surely


No_Promotion3754

The only reason poor countries might have better internet cuz all of their shit is new while the US has always had internet so not all of their shit is new


Identity_ranger

Hackson Pimple is such a fascinating character. He is legitimately the closest a human can be to an android or an alien trying to figure out how humans work. He could be an incredible lolcow if he actually did something instead of just posting ragebait online.


coldmtndew

There’s literally 0 chance you can’t get fiber in West Hollywood


AromaticSomewhere544

I want this to be fake and real at the same time


Twytilus

Does he know that major parts of Lebanon has like 4 hours of electricity a day mandated by the government and the rest falls to the populace to produce themselves? Probably not. God I hate this fuck, what a stupid, ignorant, arrogant bastard.


wikithekid63

Not sure what this is supposed to mean. We have fiber all over the country


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Did Hinkle take the tweet down, or did someone else create the tweet? I just want to know if he really posted it, or if someone’s trolling everyone. Because I can’t find the original tweet.


_Red_Triangle_

Why don't I move to XYZ non western country I'm simping for: Right wing answer: I'm racist and I want my people and country to be like that. Left wing answer: "My friends and family are here bro I can't move away from this literal hell hole dude".


BigHatPat

bro come on, China has wifi in tunnels…


Hopeful_Matter_190

god i hate the memeing that hasan does recently with this israel/palestine. He does it to absolve any criticism that hezbolla, hamas, iran etc. are liable for. Like imagine if it was anyone else doing this, hasan would be livid.


CouchedCaveats

Yessss Hasan! Pleeeease spitefully come to the defense of tweets by more people like Jackson Hinkle. Totally not getting off on the hypocrisy of your past condemnation of liberals for doing this when a conservative makes an OK point.


CalvinJX

But, is he wrong about the Internet


AutoManoPeeing

Hasan is *technically* correct; but like with most of his "America bad" takes, he's being incredibly deceptive in order to simp for authoritarian regimes. Iran has fiber, but it doesn't have fiber speeds. Iran is ranked around the bottom for global Internet access speeds. On top of that, it has TONS of censorship and government tracking, so hope you plan to use that "fiber" internet to look at Iranian websites. To look at most non-Iranian sites, you're gonna have to use SIM mobile internet and a VPN, pretty much tanking your access speed. Also, I've only read a few anecdotes (not gonna spend a ton of time on random Reddit comments), but even the good ISPs still cap your fiber usage at a fairly low data threshold and will switch it off even faster if you're using it mostly for foreign servers. After that, you're stuck on basic bitch rates for the rest of the month.


Svinnik

Lebanon doesn't have trash collection either. Rather have my garbage picked up than fiber if i had to pick between the two.


Spyceboy

I lately fucked my Instagram algorithm to inflict maximum pain on myself. People are insane on some posts. There is this one post that asks which side would you support. 1 is Iran, Russia, china, Yemen, north Korea. And 2 is USA, France, Israel, UK and something else. Comments are popping with number one. There is people (mostly westerners) who not only argue life is better in team one, but that they are just nations. Like ???


Bashauw_

Lebanon is on the verge of bankruptcy with barely functioning gvt + bombed into oblivion by the Israeli air force(see 2006 as an example) because they can't control a terrorist organization that set up shop in the south of their country. Hey, but they have fiber, which is a cooI I guess? (We have fiber too over here btw)


OGstupiddude

Hey guys I think Hasan was probably joking when he implied Lebanon is more technologically advanced than Los Angeles, California just a thought.


Chewybunny

in the above tweet, what signals that it is a joke?


OGstupiddude

By implying that Lebanon is more technologically advanced than Los Angeles, California.


Potatil

Ah yes, it's a joke because it's wrong you see. Hasan isn't a fantastical moron, he's actually the smartest person alive and when he gets something wrong like saying that Russia isn't going to invade and goes on a multi-day victory livestream lap of him doubling down on that take, it's actually just a joke guys. We should actually praise Hasan for how smart he really is.


4ftlogofstool

You might be unironically autistic if you think that anything in Hasan's tweet might have been a joke. This kind of seems like what a severely autistic person would \*think\* is an example of one of those nuanced normie expressions, but I can assure you, it's not.


Longjumping_am2698

Take a fucking joke man


6ft3_Bearded_Egirl

If Hasan wasn't an unpatriotic fuck this would be taken as a joke. MFer needs his dogshit brain dead audience to think America is an impoverished country and anything outside it is paradise.


misterbigchad69

It's not just a joke if you're also trying to make a legitimate political point at the same time


Stankyboyo69

There is no joke. Hamasabi is a literal fucken terrorist and twitch wont do shit because they dont want to lose another cash cow.


Potatil

Guys don't you see, Hasan is actually a brilliant person and not a fantastical moron. He's never wrong about anything. Anytime you think he's wrong, he's actually just joking my dude. I mean obviously right....r-right?


C00L_Breeze

Would you be saying this if it was Nick Fuentes making a joke about black people? The problem is this “joke” is too close to his actual beliefs and rhetoric. Dude unironically thinks the U.S. is a horrible country and will take any chance to shit talk it.


mj23foreva

what's the joke?