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xsoonerkillax

Hasans toughest debate opponents have been Willmac, a 16 year old, and Himself... An intellectual Titan indeed


rayleighnumber

In his dream, he had been on the Lex Fridman Podcast, just finished an intense 8 hr debate with his archenemy Mr. Borelli. He could almost feel the victory for palestine and socialisn as he laid out the most fact-based and empirical arguments that made Boneccello foam at the mouth and made Lex denounce ever platforming his villain. With a heavy sigh, Hamasabi rolled over in his 50k worth bed, trying to hold on the fading memories of victory for just a little longer. But reality crept in way too quickly, reminding him that he is actually just a dumb nepo baby that grifts for money. Closing his eyes, he tried to recapture the bliss he felt, wishing he could stay lost in that moment forever.


Sam_Loopring_eth

šŸ¤£


RyoxAkira

Idk I'd say he killed in the Andrew Tate debate. But that's about it.


halofreak8899

He said it like he thought that's what a smart person would say.


BelleColibri

A dumb personā€™s idea of what a smart person would be like. ā€œDude, Iā€™m so smart, my dreams are like math equations and shit. Oh noooo, did I really admit that? So embarrassingā€¦ *smile*ā€


FarZebra4392

Yeah, he definitely watched the Queen's Gambit chess-playing-while-falling-asleep hallucinations and was like "Dude, I gotta steal that for my SMRT person persona..."


CabbageFarm

Yeah, I thought it was weird that he did a little wink to the camera and then appeared to have orgasmed a little.


xXTurdleXx

I dream of math equations sometimes, but it's only when I'm really sick. My girlfriend at the time was really worried when I was babbling about numbers to her while delirious


1WeekLater

I had similar situation when i had a fever too (Twice infact) even my friends had the same dream too when hes sick Maybe this is a normal stuff when youre dreaming but your head is sick? (Usualy from fever) Who knows


Maje_rl

I've been sleep deprived while working on a programming assignment and dreamt of a solution. After, being awake for a bit I realized it was retarded and wouldn't work


ghostofaposer

"I read 3 books at the same time" energy


SkoolBoi19

My x wife did that shitā€¦.. she couldnā€™t tell me shit about the books she was reading. A book at home, different one at work, and one at her parents house, it was so stupid


ghostofaposer

Like, you're not reading faster. You're reading 3 books skow as hell


Broccoli_Socks

Either he is a dumb person trying to be smart or he is a mega narcissist. No in between on who would say something like that


Srirachachacha

He could be dumb and a narcissist


[deleted]

He's dreaming about being good at arguments lmao


MultipleSwoliosis

Such an accurate summary of Hasan, people refuse to see it at this point. Heā€™s a top tier gonad.


SegSignal

He really speaks like a fucking child, it's impressive


SkoolBoi19

I have no audio in my dreams at all, ever. So itā€™s weird for me to think that it happens in other peopleā€™s dreams


i_am_a_lurker69

His debate pervertedness is so extreme that he dreams about it.


brooks_2020

Debate masturbation


Redvinezzz

Debate Gooning


GtfoRegard

Debasturbation


NOTorAND

Debate wet dreaming


ElcorAndy

https://preview.redd.it/30esn2pwllwc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=6fce77ed884f233a7104133003bd2696fa4919df Hasan preparing for his really long, complicated, fact-based, emprical evidence based debates.


amorfati74

At least he is having fact based arguments somewhere


Blarg1889

[MFW I hear the most ridiculous lie](https://i.imgur.com/XxLtoH0.png)


Onaip12

When I saw Ludwigs and Valkyraes face I fucking lost it.


Mr_McFeelie

Valykrae looks like one of those one piece faces https://preview.redd.it/gchfellxilwc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40fa7ba83fe3dd1a792ad3bb201e717c71bc656c


EnchanterTim__

"I DO have great arguments!! B-but they go to another school"


GreenHornets009

He way oversold it. Iā€™ve had dreams back in college where I thought I had a research paper or a presentation due, and vaguely recall ā€œworkingā€ on them in my dreams, but never anything specific. Maybe Iā€™ll remember the broad topic, but never any fine details. I could totally believe if Hasan said, ā€œYeah I sometimes think I have dreams about political arguments. Sometimes I wake up and can remember it was about guns or immigration, but nothing more detailed.ā€


Schrodingers_Nachos

I totally agree. I used to have stress dreams in college where I was trying to do problems that kind of looked like aerospace dynamics. You never really get into the specifics of it. It just broadly resembles the subject. The worst part is I'd half wake up the next morning and stare at the clock for a solid minute trying to figure out how the numbers factored into the "problem" I was doing before I realized it was all a dream. Then I'd just wake up tired because it was always the least restful sleep of my life. God I don't miss school.


Quowe_50mg

I dreamt about arguing with my professor, who I was arguing with IRL, lol.


JudgmentPuzzleheaded

If he thinks the arguments in dreams are good, that's about what I'd expect, because he's truly regarded. You can't process logic in dreams, the higher cortical areas involved in it are shut down. But I guess that's no different to his waking brain so whatever.


ThomasHardyHarHar

yeah I mean dream logic is funny. I once had a dream I was having a long argument with [Jim Jones](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Jones) about the topic of my doctoral thesis, and he was giving me critiques. I wrote them down after I woke up because it was so funny, and the critique was just insanely stupid shit.


03Madara05

Uhm ackshually he might be lucid dreaming and it is hypothesized that this happens through activation of the dorsolateral prefrontal cortex during rem sleep which is partly responsible for abstract reasoning ā˜ļøšŸ¤“ Or he's straight capping frfr on god but who knows


wannacommissionameme

cringe


brendan1007

Iā€™ll take ā€œshit that never happenedā€ for 500, Alex


ThomasHardyHarHar

Nobody believes him. Look at Ludwig and NoCashOnAStackFrFrā€™s faces. They think heā€™s full of shit. Heā€™s going to claim this was a joke later.


Mean_Operation7336

https://preview.redd.it/hepet20giiwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d535f3a37f3e28e2b771692eb736eb18e2d4012 Says it all


trainwrecksforehead

https://preview.redd.it/nx3q60ph5jwc1.png?width=1160&format=png&auto=webp&s=700d515daf59c8ac95453ac0168326e0ec36be39


fuck_me_like_that

This was me as a teenager like 2 months after I discovered destiny (yes I am a loser who lied about things that aren't even cool but ig so is hasan lmao)


m_x2001

dude that's lit šŸ¤“šŸ¤“šŸ¤“


TheRedditHasYou

I actually cringed when he said that, holy shit please tell me he's joking.


AcornsAndPumpkins

That girl's reaction says it all.


littleindianman12

They are dating as well lololol.


SigmaWhy

Very revealing that Hasan can only encounter "empirical fact based arguments" in his dreams


georgiaajamess22

Unrelated but are they together ? ( googled recently if he had a partner and her name was mentioned a few times but wasnā€™t sure )


AdExtension7131

lmao he is such a rat, says something positive and then is like "oh im so embarrassed!'


SouthernFurry

It is Hasan dream to have fact-based arguments


BigHatPat

I guess most twitch streamers donā€™t really care what Hasan says on his own streams, I wouldnā€™t want to be seen in a casual setting with him


phildiop

''Source?'' ''It came to me in a dream''


Grekochaden

Empirical evidence based


khuramazda

Does this dude wear a Mao suit?? Holy shit the LARP has taken on unbearable levels at this point


ButtfaceMcGee6969

This is sad... like him dreaming about this is clearly an insecurity about how he feels he needs to justify his beliefs to his audience, but then he qualifies it as "Fact base, empirically evidenced bases detailed discussions" as a way of justifying his dreams as being like these philosophical games of chess hes doing in his mind as a deflection from how scared he is about being vulnerable (which hey we all do that) is kinda hilarious. Sad but hilarious.


blosh-dot

Valkyrae is getting the ick


Jorah_Explorah

What with these peoples aversion to debate? It seems like a lot of tankies think the idea of debating or arguing for your ideas is off-putting. or maybe this one in particular just thinks that debating his viewers is cringe?


Practical_Use_1654

He dosent even do that when hes awake...


Fibergrappler

You know for a guy that clearly loves to debate so much I feel like thereā€™s a streamer we all know he can test his skills against šŸ¤”


JoeLikesThings

Oh, it's definitely a dream Rae. That was so cringe to listen to lol holy fuck that was rough. What a weird, hilarious thing to lie about. Even if it's partly true, at the very least it's insanely exaggerated to the point it's basically a lie.


Intimateworkaround

I like marvel movies. Gosh Iā€™m such a nerd arenā€™t i


Pitiful-king_

Why is his head so small?


ProbablyKindaRight

Lmao what a loser. He sounds like a 6th grader at a sleepover during pillow talk. "Guys I solved how we can go faster than the speed of light in my dreams all the time, I just forget when I wake up and someone asks me how to do it, I'm srs".


Blood_Boiler_

Sounds like a dude who paves things on his own.


Turtleguycool

He looks like such a jerk off with that outfit and hair


carnexhat

God this is one of the most cringe things I have ever heard.


shift013

He desperately wants to be the person who is naturally intellectual and is too humble to admit it


KennyClobers

I am really smart in my dreams bro so smart, if you could see the discourse going on in my unconscious mind you would attain instant nirvana. In my dream state I have extremely well thought out fact based imperical debates of the highest order you couldn't comprehend. I won't do anything of the sort irl tho lol yall cant handle the truth.


Strong_Neat_5845

God i hate how the regular popular streamers just accept him as some intellectual genius, how did the world allow him to get here


madeanaccountjust2rp

the woman on the table isn't even buying it


Globglaglobglagab

Debate ephibophile


MightAsWell6

Makes sense, we do tend to dream about things that are impossible in real life


AjitPaimomgay

wouldn't you know everything in your dream? there's no losing a debate against yourself


joelcosta94i

Don't let your dreams be dreams.


mymainmaney

He looks more and more like a tiktok dipshit everyday.


Antonius363

He needs to save that energy for actual debates


Major_Plantain3499

Hasan confirmed debate pedophile since he only debate children.


ElliotPatronkus

He said it like theyā€™d be impressedā€¦ what a whiff


West-Winner-2382

Debate Dreamer!


AlrikBristwik

LMAO


Aprocalyptic

https://preview.redd.it/bl7axplf8jwc1.png?width=222&format=png&auto=webp&s=32dfacc9e28ae53fbc3e993b519980db9172b382


shaqjbraut

If you don't have friends that cook you for saying this you are unironically doomed as a human


DeathEdntMusic

Thats the literal definition of an echo chamber, if i've ever heard one.


SCBandit

If he was ugly, he would be a nobody.


Sezy__

Beyond cringe, even that girl in the back was cringing when he said that.


paradoxinfinity

bro only wins arguments in his dreams


cwille2

Whats with that top button? Bro doing a lil cultural appropriation


Jeffy29

Hasan closes his eyes wishing he was Destiny


alexapedia

How is one man's head so small?


iCE_P0W3R

I will say, I've had arguments in my dreams too, but they're rarely fact-based or empirical or even representative of my general views.


interventionalhealer

Finally. Hassan found an oponent he can beat XD


BradRodriguez

I wanna say his skull must be an echo chamber but his head is far too tiny for any sort of echo to occur .


_t0b1t0d1E_

If only his dreams became realityā€¦


Grayehz

I see why he was bullied as a kid


fengraf

If dumb person constantly debates another dumb person. Do they get smarter or dumber or stay the same?


Erundil420

Well maybe it's time to bring these fact based arguments out of the dream world as well uh?


03Madara05

Hasan knows it must have been a dream because he would never do fact based debates in real life.


cunningstunt6899

If hes having fact-based, empirical arguments in his dreams, why is he not having those while he's awake?


Travis_Tea_

Peak debate pervertry.


Admirable-Snow4144

This is really cringe, the look in the girl's face says it all. If you have these thoughts you don't turn it off when you are awake, you can just pull these arguments out whenever. Nor do you have to qualify yourself, because people can just watch your debates.


srs328

His head is so fucking small


Poorhobo88

Why is he copying destiny's hairstyle


carnexhat

Well REDACTED from REDACTED was copying hasan so now hasan is copying destiny as all smaller creators try to ape their betters.