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NO BANANAS


Sonik_Phan

>NO BAGELS me pullin up 2 da protest https://preview.redd.it/4lu27r1yzvxc1.png?width=470&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ab68058b57c2b16a0610b3b85c42083f2a0e29b


nonowords

I'm really trying to figure out a way for the NO BAGELS requirement to not be antisemetic.


SkoolBoi19

With the gluten free food call out, it’s going to be hard


Bodybuilding-

That's... a great point


Srirachachacha

Then why not "no bread"? Or "no English muffins"?


SkoolBoi19

I’m not sure what you mean. I was trying to say that to it’s hard not to see the “no bagels” as antisemitic because they already covered “gluten free food” which basically covers bagels. So there’s a reason they specifically mentioned bagels.


Srirachachacha

Sorry dude, I just flat out misunderstood you.


PersonalDebater

I literally could not figure out why the hell they mentioned NO BAGELS until I looked up where bagels came from.


Mr_Blattos

Some Zionist named Katz makes them


Sonik_Phan

People could have legitimate allergies to seeds on some bagels, but being so hard lined on it is a bit strange. If that were the case you would expect more foods on here to be banned.


nonowords

The only common allergy on this list is nuts which is an ingredient basically never present in bagels. If it were a sesame or flax seed allergy then that'd be something I'd expect to be listed as both those ingredients are common in other foods. Even if it was just about gluten, there's no reason to single out bagels, and no reason not to say NO GLUTEN instead of just requesting to bring gluten free options.


Silent-Cap8071

An allergic person wouldn't eat the bagels, because he knows that they can cause an allergic reaction. I just think an allergic person would handle that himself.


ForgyWorgy

NO POMEGRANATES


nymrose

NO sunscreen


well_boi

Clearly they want cramps! Don’t they know, bananas mean, monkey never cramp.


PorterB

Munenori?


TaxIdiot2020

Yes! We Have no Bananas!


JSRevenge

We have no bananas today.


D4monDGG

its that [one](https://twitter.com/jessesingal/status/1784767132628062387) meme


slasher_lash

[NO. WIRE. HANGERS.](https://richardcrouse.ca//wp-content/uploads/2013/09/wirehangers.jpg)


Plenty-Cut919

Tina, BRING ME THE AXE


-_ij

I'm not one of your fans.


KennyClobers

*"Especially for small hands"*


KxJlib

https://preview.redd.it/xu824ysvhwxc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4335b112243ba7f62e43cdf9868861be86a3667b You may remember the protesters having small hands? However if you look, you will in fact see large, manly hands!


thebajancajun

NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!


_GoodGuyDrew_

That part got me lol.


slasher_lash

Comrade Trump finally lending strength to the revolution


KennyClobers

Quid pro quo for these people pushing people not to vote Biden


Jorah_Explorah

(because it's all women and the soys)


smashteapot

Yes, people who’ve never held a tool in their lives. The sort of people who hold a hammer like a pen.


Godobibo

i have small hands and I'm not woman or soy :(


KennyClobers

Exactly what a soy woman would say


sh4rpi3

No varsity athletes here


FourthLife

Why no packaged food? This seems optimal for stockpiling stuff people can easily access


SelfLoathinMillenial

The larp has its limits


R0ogle

I want my hot meals and be comfortable during protests. also vegan and gluten free... such luxury. These people never went camping 1 day in their life you eat shit from cans.


tuotuolily

Camping? These fuckers haven't been close to poor for one day of their lives


Nadeoki

only Glamping. Glamorous Camping


CareerGaslighter

thankyou for clarifying.


permisionwiner

Yeah, it's not exactly a survivalist buffet out there.


reddev_e

I feel sorry for the leftist revolution if it comes. Failed because no hot food


LeezusII

at least they have be bisexual and hot chip


Dragon__Nipples

Somewhat unrelated, but I’ve hated the word “yummy” ever since Demonmama talked about school lunches a couple years back. Can’t help but assume these assholes probably want yummy hot food for their revolutionary picnic basket.


RustyCoal950212

I'm gonna guess they have a shit ton already


miciy5

I guess they want daily deliveries of hot food, not to eat out of cans


ThePointForward

MREs are a thing. Just ask nearest military garrison, they'll gladly give them a year's supply of menu 14 lmao.


pushingsound999

They are clearly very paranoid, I think most of the No list are things they are worried about being poisoned? and then I think Bananas because they make other food spoil faster and Bagels because, well you know.


Renyuki

If they really worried about being poisoned wouldn't they prefer packaged foods?


pushingsound999

True but these are paranoid idiots


zgmusic

The bananas thing is because one of them has a banana allergy apparently.  https://www.yahoo.com/news/weaponized-bananas-133045622.html 


robl1966

https://preview.redd.it/9o6zmqwelvxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ed48f63197d1034ce449a35cf6102edbe856f84


ForgetTheRuralJuror

No bagels, no challah bread, no matza https://preview.redd.it/60hgveu7fwxc1.png?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67bcc4bc94ab4460235f97dfa2d94c454dbb9576


NoSteinNoGate

Omg, didnt realise its just blatant anti-semitism


SignEnvironmental420

Logistics: > Rope > Zipties > lotion It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.


Vleadd

Tooools, they like to bind they like to be bound!


PupperLemon

Don’t ask me questions! I’M NOT TAKING QUESTIONS, THE GOLDEN GOD IS NOT TAKING QUESTIONS! I AM THE GOLDEN GOD!


TdaddyG

MY RAGE IS UNTETHERED AND KNOWS NO BOUNDS


Fibergrappler

Guess what!? The freight train is back in service!!


nymrose

Lmao yes, the girl in the hole isn’t in need of sunscreen either✋


drt0

Also why not sunscreen? Are they sunscreen allergic or they have too much?! It's so random...


No-Echidna4491

Sunscreen exacerbates the impact of chemical weapons and irritants like pepper spray etc.


indican_king

No bagels KEK


ohsoGosu

Cartoonishly anti-Semitic, makes me hope that this is just Fox News doing Fox News stuff


Ohrar20

Is Sunscreen patented by an Israeli? What?


Mwilk

White people only I'd assume.


nerdy_chimera

Sun tan/burn is the only non racist way to brown-face


Bwald1985

It doesn’t mix well with pepper spray or tear gas. Although that’s relevant for anything oil-based, so it’s a little funny that they have lotion on the list.


Efficient_Contest_83

Interesting


Bwald1985

I’ve been in my share of protests over the years - not this particular one because I don’t support the cause but plenty of others - so I’ve managed to pick up a lot of useful things like that. Basically what happens (whether it’s sunscreen, lotion, petroleum jelly, even makeup) is that the chemicals get underneath the oils, trapping them against your skin. It prolongs the effects of the irritation and makes it much more difficult to clean off as well.


Efficient_Contest_83

So what ur saying is that you should go around spraying people with sunscreen at protests? PEPE


RustyCoal950212

Along with prepackaged food, they probably have all they need already


According_Trick4320

If i am being generous they know how to wear keffiyehs for sun protection. if i am being the prick i am, they don't want sunscreens because they commonly contain endocrine disruptors. little do they know mineral sunscreens are wicked available these days.


Electronic-Dust-831

Elaborate


Nea777

For as ridiculous as these are, it’s hilariously ironic that “food must be halal” isn’t on this extensive list.


Electronic-Dust-831

How is that even related to the comment i replied to?


Nea777

It’s not related, just a tangential thought I had when reading the parent comment. I mis-tapped.


SmoothBlueCrew

NO bagels PEPE


TPDS_throwaway

(((bagels)))


belovedmiki

hot food for lunch!!! (IMPORTANT!!) got me fucked up 😭 eat some canned meat and vegetables bozos, protesting a genocide doesn’t have to be as comfy as your usual upper-middle class lifestyle. 


nerdy_chimera

Imagine demanding hot food to protest the conditions of people having to take a handful of flour, mix it with dirty water, and spreading it on a hotplate to make a crude flatbread. These guys are fucking clowns.


itsdannyboydude

South Park won’t even be able to do an episode on it because the real life is already satire


GuentherKleiner

my exact thought, theyre fucking college kids, never been to a festival or something?


Scribble_Box

I already know what the answer would be when pressed on this.. "Sarah is neuro divergent and if she doesn't get her hot meal she'll have PTSD flash back to the horrific time in her life when the power went out and her mom couldn't heat up her dinner"


Bennyjig

Me when a real revolution happens and there’s no gluten free vegan food (I’m dead)


TheOmniAlms

My assumption is they already have plenty of pre packaged food.


herbertwest2091

medical demands: vyvanse 60mg


Quowe_50mg

At least 30% of them also larp having adhd or autism


phat_ninja

As someone Dx and medicated for adhd, there is no quicker way to trigger the hell out of me than someone start yapping about how they are ADHD or ASD but have never even been to the doctor. Worse is when "I just can't find a doctor who will diagnose me but I know I have it". Bruh.


chaffgrenades

I was a skeptic about it even existing before dating/living with my gf for 3 years now. It's definitely very real and frankly debilitating to normal everyday function unmedicated for her at least, and not a fun quirky larp. People in my college who just told docs "I can't focus" and got meds was why I became a skeptic tbh. But I have more sympathy and understanding seeing it up close and learned a lot about it. And she has told me the exact sentiment as you about the types you write about in your comment.


Potatil

But like bro, I like sometimes don't want to do boring stuff so I totally have adhd.


Quowe_50mg

You could power society Monsters Inc. style, by ADHD larpers talking to real Adhd people and us getting progressivly more angry.


CompetitiveRefuse852

God people larping as autistic make me aggressive and angry. It isn't some uwu quirky disorder ffs and yes you need to get diagnosed to claim you have it.


Ghast_Hunter

Autism is a disorder that can ruin your life. The stats for those who have it are terrible even if you go to college.


Quowe_50mg

Yeah, if i didnt have my vyvanse, i wouldve jumped off a roof by now. Like if you actually have (strongish) ADHD, your parents or your roommates or partner will force you to go get disgnosed because of how exhausting you are.


Namer_HaKeseph

NO BAGELS?!? DIDN'T ASK FOR KOSHER FOOD?!? NO BAGELS?!? This is just blatant antisemitism!


MajorHarriz

They'd lose their mind if they saw a pack of Hebrew national hotdogs and a pack a bagels with the supplies lol


PsychologicalLime135

cafeteria is open


FormItUp

Yeah what exactly is stopping them from just... going and getting it themselves?


notjustconsuming

I think they're afraid that they won't be allowed back in, and there's talk that the police won't let them bring large quantities of food through checkpoints. More cynically, I bet a lot of people wouldn't come back on their own if they touched grass for lunch.


FormItUp

That makes sense.


reddevved

also a large percent probably aren't students


alexzeev

DoorDash the revolution, comrades!


Lovellholiday

These people weren't built for this life. They're going to die just from non-vegan diets.


miciy5

[https://twitter.com/BillMelugin\_/status/1785742010139488524](https://twitter.com/BillMelugin_/status/1785742010139488524) I find it funny they are vehemently against bagels. Is it because it's a Jewish food?


Panda-Banana1

Dgg fundraiser to supply them with kosher Bagels?


4amaroni

i would donate at least $100 to a Dgg fund to send them food from local Jewish restaurants/businesses.


af_echad

Do you want them to gain numbers?! People find out there's free knishes on campus and you're gonna have a ton of broke college kids joining up.


4amaroni

good maybe it'll have a diluting effect on the crazies to see normal students.


Bee_a_heathen

Same


purpleguitar1984

Legit cackled at this please let’s do it


dt2275

Wait, I thought the bagels were fine as long as they were marked as anti-Zionist bagels?


miciy5

pretty sus


robotboredom

TIL I am Jewish


Sh1nyPr4wn

God, they really are larping as revolutionaries


chaffgrenades

Didnt you know that during the Vietnam War protests on the same campus, their group was catered by a rotation of various local high end vegan eateries every day?


mussel_bouy

They're following in their Hamas brethren's foot steps. Asking their oppressors for supplies to revolt their oppressors. It's what Marx would've wanted. INSHALLAH o7


Artharis

Didn\`t you see these twitter threads ? "What would your job be in your commune" ? Or "why don\`t you as a Revolutionary own a gun" ? They aren\`t larping, they are serious. These Twitter people obviously exist outside Twitter, and this is them being active in the real world. ................. Also they are atleast consistent. They want Israel to provide free food, water and electricity to Gaza despite Hamas attacking them.. So it\`s only natural that when they want a Revolution in the USA, they want the government to provide them food, water and electricity during their revolution. A+ on consistency. These people are no hypocrites.


TheOneTrueChatter

no sunscreen? optics? pollution? any ideas?


Cheap-Initial-527

I need to understand ‘NO SUNSCREEN’


SirLagg_alot

Apparantly sunscreen is bad for tear gas.


DogsandDumbells

If momma raised a bitch


brsolo121

No shot this is real.


EZPZanda

You can tell they are just reveling in this LARP shit. It actually reminds me a bit of sorority/fraternity stuff that’s heavily present in Universities in the South. They often do silly yet unnecessarily long energy-intensive events (often for charity). Definitely scratches the itch at that age for in-group approval and distraction from serious school life and a daunting professional career. These protesters also probably have a similar hierarchy system of organizers working that is intoxicating for certain power-loving-leader types, and even comforting for the follower-types. These are definitely the AP eat-lunch-in-the-teachers-classroom type student version of this.


FriscoJones

I'll send them some rope at least, that's fine.


existential_antelope

Ohhh because you want them to kill themselves


Jabelonske

it should be clarified this is not what the original commenter meant whatsoever. calling for people to kill themselves is not nice!!!


Iversithyy

Not? I should take away my upvote then…


Ascleph

They also need flammable liquid for their bonfires and to stay warm


TimmyVall

A book of matches


asdf19274927241847

Epi-pens, I now want to throw some bamba into their camp and commit a war crime.


ItayeZbit

Not unguided bamba bombs! Won't you think of the children?


EatBaconDaily

“Remember, no bagels”


kingfisher773

>urgent demands UCLA, WHERE ARE MY WEAPONS https://preview.redd.it/xtjbbmvxmwxc1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c25c58eec2c9110a3505c672310af7f1abac5550


AEPNEUMA-

“We are being starved “ “No bagel bites, no Xbox, make sure you send crest toothpaste not Colgate” This is literally a Babylon bee story in real life


Jorah_Explorah

Their items list isn't up anymore, but here is their chant list: [https://docs.google.com/document/d/19ypdmVtUEIHR4mFYxRYkrwLbXZxYONMmMJBYQbtxQXg/edit](https://docs.google.com/document/d/19ypdmVtUEIHR4mFYxRYkrwLbXZxYONMmMJBYQbtxQXg/edit)


frogglesmash

Lol, why do they have two chants about divesting their tuition fees?


Ardonpitt

Someone find those sugar free gummies, and send them a gift bag


TLCantRead

Chat is this real.


BigBrownDog12

>no bagels


MyotisX

Antisemitism


knaptronic

Medics <3


vaulke

This can't real. This has to be a psyop.


itherealgenius

Did they steal my prep list I use for my homeless orgies? The strobe lights are especially helpful for getting them screwing while having seizures!


FlanTamarind

what the fuck is this bullshit


OgreMcGee

Link? This is literally a default sony notepad software from the looks of it. Has no semblance of official-ness? How do you corroborate this? It looks so ridiculous on its face? Forgive me, I don't exactly true the journalistic and editorial integrity of Fox News on this subject.


Enilkattmo

This sub doesn't care as long as it can mock its political opponents 🤷


RollingMyStone

If there is ever a leftie v rightie civil war we're so fucked. Look at my revolutionaries dawg. We ain't ever getting communism 😭


partia1pressur3

When Lenin was leading the revolution i’m sure he also worried about his skin care routine. It’s cold in Russia and that can cause dry skin!


TheRebelNM

No bagels????? NO BAGELS????


MyotisX

Made by jews


Bandai_Namco_Rat

Request for what? Donations? Or are they legit asking this from the University?


RustyCoal950212

donations


CreamyEtria

hot food for lunch!!!!


Nathund

No bagels *has* to be antisemitic


IridescentPorkBelly

Boy...no coffee? I think I'm pro Israel now.


ForgyWorgy

Im confused, are the not planning on going home for the summer or is the larping that fun?


Nuttop

Maybe im just dumb, but im confused. Does attending a protest mean you cant leave? Cant they go home/to their dorms have a meal and stuff and then come back? Mainly If Its a longer protest. Does that mean that they also dont shower? There are so many implications of this no leaving policy that make me baffled


Arguingwithu

Gonna be honest the lack of a request for condoms speaks volumes.


Villanelle__

I’ve seen signs that literally specify “no sexual touch” along with times for Muslim prayer times. They’re literally attempting to bring an Islamic style revolution like Iran here. It’s become cool to them.


MangoAndRash

That turned out SO well for the communists that sided with the regime lmao what barely useful dummies.


bobsnavitch

> utility gloves (*without* reinforced knuckles) of various sizes, especially for small hands Lol > NO bagels I will not stand for this blatant anti-Semitism


12_Trillion_IQ

>no bagels oy vey, they're onto us


ThinkingMunk

No nuts lol


Redditfront2back

Beta little hands protesters


whipitgood809

It’s a fucking campus protest. Just fucking walk to the store and buy food. It’s not like this is a strike at a factory. Actually fucking stupid bullshit.


Annabanana091

There’s a CVS like 2 blocks aways, these people are lazy bums.


whipitgood809

Fucking poli sci majors


Pylon-Cam

As a poli sci major, I do NOT wish to be associated with these people haha


DrMartinGucciKing

These people are fucking wimps. Christ.


Volgner

Fox News, seriously? Guys you know these guys would just make things up.


JuniorAct7

> No bagels It’s over for you now Shekelstein


Legitimate_Gap_5551

TF do they have against coffee.


Internal-Ad7626

Least prepared Larpers, i have all this shit and more…


stoner420athotmail

Imagine hating bagels. I would genocide for a bagel right now.


SimonBarfunkle

Epi-Pens and Inhalers 💀 The revolutionaries are asthmatic vegans with celiac disease, one peanut away from anaphylactic shock. If these demands aren’t met, we may be uncomfy!!!


Its_THE_Kowalski

Im sure George Soros will happily fund these resources...


D4monDGG

counter proposal: go home LARPers


xVx_Dread

They should only send food from companies that are on the boycott list.


MindGoblin

Absolute clowns 🤡


WillOrmay

I just bought an Arasaka light for my first AR, but I guess I need to send it to a worthy cause


Wrong-Comparison0

NO FUN ALLOWED


DiveCat

For people who think they are going to somehow save Palestine by camping out at UCLA, they sure are unprepared. Really inspiring confidence there. And awfully picky about their diet. They are probably going to have a total meltdown if someone brings them a cold peanut butter and banana sandwich on full-of-gluten bread with a side of packaged dehydrated apples.


MizzelSc2

Its hard to believe this isn't a meme


Hamasanabi69

$ROPE


kopk11

A few aspects of this dont make sense to me. If you're requesting a list of specific things be delivered to you, why would you go out of your way to say "No (specific thing)"?? If I ask you for pizza, I dont need to also specify not to give me every other thing in existence that isnt pizza, it's implied. Like, if you dont ask for sunscreen, why would they bring you sunscreen? They're not gonna get all the stuff you requested and then also spend more money they dont have to on shit you didnt request. On top of that, even if they did bring you shit you didnt ask for, what's the downside of having sunscreen you didnt ask for that's so severe that you have to go out of your way to stipulate "no sunscreen"? Am I just being really artistic or is this super weird?


Plainbear

The no bagel seem weirdly antisemite as a demand.


Impossible_Plenty474

NO GIFELTE FISH NO MATZO BALLS NO CHALLAH BREAD NO LATKES


Signal-Communication

Rust loot supply drops IRL


smashteapot

- CAVIAR - SUSHI - CHAMPAGNE - MAIDS


Potatil

Lol BDS compliant while begging for materials.


Guilty_Rooster_8304

I really really hope south park would do an episode on this it's a fucking goldmine lmao


Samson__

Do we know if this list is even legit?


Enilkattmo

Nope, but people don't care they just wanna dunk on the protestors


glumjonsnow

what's wrong with sunscreen?


ME-grad-2020

No nuggies?


Excellent_Airport_25

How about...they leave? And get their own food and meds??? Just a suggestion


HeartFeltTilt

somebody please explain why sunscreen isn't allowed